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Open Post: Meg books her first post-royalty job

According to the New York Post, Duchess Meghan has booked her first post-royalty job.

The Duchess will make "sporadic appearances" on a Netflix reality show about second weddings called "I Do, Redo," which stars her good friend Jessica Mulroney.

No date has been set for Duchess Meghan's first appearance on the show, which is filmed in Canada and released in 30-minute episodes.

What do you think of Duchess Meghan's exciting career move?


Comments

Magatha Mistie said…
@ Lurking With Spoon
Hahaha, all three are spot on, but I especially like Castrator Barnacle, the male will be feminised!! Sponge Bob & her bottom feeding frenzies!
@Magatha Mistie,

Perhaps we've all totally missed the reason for the moonbumps - maybe it was Harry who carried Archie...

I know, totally unrealistic lol but it's making me chuckle imagining it.
KCM1212 said…
@ava c
Great little article about Katie Price. Beautifully written.

And just chilling isn't it? Absolutely nails the narcissism.

Out of curiosity I checked out what Katie has been up to. Blew through 86 million pounds, cocaine ptoblems, drunk driving problrms, marital problems and bankruptcy.

Old Meg has a lot to look forward to.

https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/showbiz-tv/downfall-katie-price-crumbling-business-14968920
gloriosa said…
@ Nutty, @ Nutties

To me, just another sh.. stirring article by the Sun, who have a very loud anti Monarchy campaign, I prefer proof not speculation, but it does appeal to those who think Twitter, and SM in general are a reliable news source.
Maggie said…
@gloriosa - I can't say that I agree with you about the Sun having an anti-monarchist stance. However, the point is that there's a principle here; why should the British taxpayer fund security for entitled ex-royals, whatever the cost?

Andrew pays for Bea and Eugenie's security so why doesn't Charles fund his idle son's family?
KCM1212 said…
@xXxX

Incredible article about treating the protection officers as skivvies.

If this is true, there may be rioting in the streets of the UK. This is already the sorest spot remaining for the UK taxpayers. And The arrogance! The lack of respect!

If Megs is campaigning to increase their protection through the ridiculous pap walks and lies about the media, she just blew it.

And good luck getting those warm Canadians or U.S. taxpayers to pick up that tab.

I really like that the officers felt compelled to report this. Another layer of secrecy pres away.

The RF needs to get this sorted out immediately. The UK just freed itself from one sort of autocracy, they can do it to another.
Magatha Mistie said…
@Maggie I’m with you, why should the British tax payers pay for these two’s security. They’re deserters, left the country that paid millions for their ridiculous wedding not to mention the clothes etc that madam accrued. If this article is correct the government needs to step in, now. As I see it Harry’s main danger is himself, & his wife. BP has to take charge, it’s gone way too far. They deserted the Queen when she needed them, Andrew.
Ava C said…
I've been looking back through the 'From Berkshire to Buckingham' archives and greatly enjoyed reading this analysis of H&M, written after the African tour pity-fest but tracing developments from the engagement onwards:

http://fromberkshiretobuckingham.blogspot.com/2019/11/meghan-harrys-pr-strategy-that.html

I dismissed the author, Jane Barr, as a Kate sugar for years, while I was following the original Kate Middleton Review, but I'm perfectly willing to eat my words these days.

Jane makes too many excellent points to summarise here but two on Meghan stand out for me, which we have touched on ourselves but which bear repeating:

"One of Meghan's biggest stumbling blocks is that she seems to grossly underestimate the good sense and basic reasoning skills of average people. This was very reminiscent of her engagement interview comment that she didn't really know who Harry was."

... and ...

"I think the problem is not that the media attention is too intense for Meghan, but that it is not the right kind--it isn't the type she wanted."

On Harry ...

"Although painful, I think someone needs to remind Harry that Diana wasn't killed by the press. Letting go of that false narrative alone might help Harry find some peace."

I see this as the core of Harry's anger. The oxygen feeding the fire. This, when added to his entitlement and self-indulgence, merits that much overused word 'toxic'. If it was only toxic to him I'd say leave him to it. My sympathy has run out. But it's toxic to his country too and was intended to be. Shades of his mother's vindictiveness. Thankfully all it seems to have done is hasten his downfall and provoke some lovely expressions of sympathy and support for the UK from people around the world.
Fairy Crocodile said…
Interesting that Mail placed her "I am such a fraud" video today. Drip continues.
Flatworm segments do it with themselves
xxxxx said…
Fairy Crocodile said...
Interesting that Mail placed her "I am such a fraud" video today. Drip continues.

Probably a combo of the DM doing some digging and people sending in tips to the DM. It would be hilarious if under each H&M article the DM posted, "We pay for H&M tips and video. Send to xxxxx@dailymail.com."

Moral of the story is don't sue The Mail on Sunday. And I hope they pay Thomas Markle for being a witness at their lawsuit trial vs H&M. I once witnessed a vicious traffic accident (no accident, really a reckless collision) with a commercial vehicle. I wrote down my phone number and gave it to the driver of the commercial vehicle who was clearly the victim. He was in shock, disoriented and did not even acknowledge. A few weeks later his lawyers phoned me. I went to their office, conveniently in Chinatown. They gave me $20 and said, "Go eat something good". And I did. I was never called to trial. It was settled before this.

The vehicle was a truck belonging to a pest/insect spraying company. This is rotten and unhealthy work, so I was glad to help out the driver, to get him some compensation.
I suppose we could interpret the compact with the RF as saying we treat them with respect as long as they treat us with respect - that's where Charles I went wrong.

I'm on a CBT course at the moment, however. and it's highlighted how difficult it can be to solve what at first sight appears to be a straightforward problem. Is there anything simple, practical, that can be done right now? If not, do nothing, stop worrying about it - that's the message. Defeatist I know.

I doubt there is much that can be done safely. The bitch has got the RF over a barrel and she knows it. H was obstinate from the start and her control has ensured there’s no change.

We are seeing it from a thoughtful, analytical viewpoint which, on the whole, prefers the status quo and actually cares about what's going on.

Now Berkow is stirring it. Words fail me.

Any programme with come again Megs in would have been funny, unintentionally of course. 😂😂
xxxxx said…
"And I hope they pay Thomas Markle for being a witness at their lawsuit trial vs H&M."

The UK Mail should have Thomas stay for a week. Show him around town. Take video of Thomas seeing Buckingham Palace and the like. Take some video for the DM and do a few articles about Thomas visiting London and the UK. Take him to Scott's Fish Restaurant. This is where I would like to eat on the Daily Mail's tab.
Liver Bird said…
I don't neccessarily believe the Sun's story about their security being asked to be 'skivvies' - RPOs work for the Met Police, not for the Harkles, and would likely refuse to carry out any menial tasks which weren't in their remit.

However, the issue of the Harkles' security is not going to go away. The press are going to keep at it, and esp given that these are turbulent times for Britain, the public is not going to be too happy if their taxes are being used to fund the lifestyle choices of 2 people who aren't even pretending to be public servants anymore. Once they stop being 'royal' after the 'transition period' they will either have to pay for security themselves or have it paid 'privately' by the queen or Charles. I don't see how they're such major targets in any case.

On another note, it's BAFTA night tonight and Kate and Wills are going to turn up looking fab. What will be Meghan's next pathetic attempt to steal the limelight?
xxxxx said…
At Scott's Seafood Restaurant Thomas should order:
Oysters.....
Deep-fried haddock 22.00
with mushy peas....
Tenderstem broccoli 7.00
with chilli and lemon......

Gressingham duck
with golden beetroot
and blood orange

https://scotts-restaurant.com/media/9590/scotts-a-la-carte-menu.pdf
Magatha Mistie said…
@Ava C
So well written as always.
Yes, she underestimated the intelligence of the UK public. Lala doesn’t work in the UK.
As for Harry, he’s traded for too long on Diana’s death, enough. Wills managed to move forward, time for Harry to move on also.
But he won’t, all Harry is, in his eyes is Diana’s son, that’s his worth, very sad.
He is toxic, as is his wife.
Thankfully, as you said, others around the world see the truth.

God Save the Queen
Nutty Flavor said…
Re: the Sun piece about Harry and Meg's security

My guess is that the source is one of the protection officers themselves, perhaps not directly. But they could have complained to a superior who told the Sun. Alternately, some of the paps on the scene may have noticed the security people doing Meg's shopping for her.

Ironically, if she were still in the UK she could do her shopping by herself, since the UK papers don't buy UK-based pap photos of Royals going about their daily business. Doesn't Kate go to Waitrose?

Speaking of which, don't Canadian grocery stores deliver? I'm sure this is not the first time people at that mansion have needed food.
Artemisia19 said…
I just read The Sun article. I'm not a UK taxpayer and I'm enraged. They are just so stupid and greedy.
Bercow, as Speaker of the House of Commons, was expected to be politically neutral. He was not. He was also a bully.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7832217/John-Bercow-Speaker-denied-peerage-Tory-revenge.html

I thought he was pretty contemptible then; I now regard him as beneath contempt and that today's reports asserting that MM has been subjected to `vile' racism is petty revenge on the whole establishment for being denied what he thinks is his rightful place in the House of Lords.

He may have offered his support free gratis and for nothing.
Magatha Mistie said…
@ Nutty
Knowing how litigious H & M are, the Sun wouldn’t publish without some proof/truth. The media, not just the tabloids are waiting with baited breath to release all, & bury Ms Markle.
hardyboys said…
Nutty what can the taxpayer do? The BRF are legal mafia. If they can get the British taxpayer to pay for this then they really have a good gig and BOjo is another politician to afraid to say boo
Unknown said…
Say it ain’t so. Have H&M linked themselves to Sheeraz Hasan already? What dire straits are they in to go so low so fast? I am starting to think the Sussexes are in a crazy amount of debt. My, how the mighty have fallen! As more time goes by, the great hustle people keep saying Meg had to nab Harry seems more like a freak accident. All those years of hustling and this is what she’s succumbed to?

This whole situation reminds me of a lesson Julie Andrews learned from her singing teacher: “the amateur works until he can get it right, the professional works until he cannot go wrong.” Meg is pure shortsightedness. I feel embarrassed for her.
Unknown said…
Regarding the security in Canada, with what reasoning can H&M defend having their transition period in Vancouver? Neither of them have roots there. Their mooching - I mean transitioning - would be so much more cost-effective in England. Don’t us “hip” Millennials live with our parents when down on our luck? Perhaps it’s the only place the Sussex snowflakes don’t melt? L.A. would be a bad idea then...
hardyboys said…
If H & M are sitting in a 14M palatial crib with security paid for by British taxpayer and they cant do anything about it..I'm sorry they have outsmarted everyone...I have Bill's to pay every month and worry about books balancing while these guys are ordering security to get them coffee and organic food...they are doing something right and that's a fact
Fairy Crocodile said…
@Twinsmama

That is why more and more people are now questioning the hereditary monarchy. Why should we pay for somebody who is clearly no better than any of us simply because of the accident of birth?

The Queen has an impeccable moral standard and enjoys a lot of respect. Other members of the royal family not so much. What is the point of them? Anne I respect a lot, Charles to some degree, Wills and Kate are doing all they can. But after being a staunch royalist I have now questioned monarchy for the first time in my life.

Jesus said "Who has been given much will be required much". Markle is a perfect example of somebody who is enjoying things totally undeserved simply because she married a spoilt royal brat.
Fifi LaRue said…
Harry and Meghan going to Dubai to make an appearance? Oh dear! Meghan will be doing "overtime" while Harry gets drunk at some exotic bar. That Dubai billionaire most likely saw the photographs of Meghan's attempt to seduce Serena William's husband at Wimbledom.

This shouldn't be so hard for Meghan. She had a successful stint as a guest editor for Vogue. Vogue can offer her a job.
Meghan could collaborate with her great friend Beyone on a music video. Meghan could collaborate with Michelle Obama on some worthwhile project, Meg's input would be invaluable. Meg could be the next Disney princess. Meghan would make a great team member with Gayle and Oprah as an interview team. Then there's Amal Clooney, attorney working away on human rights. That would be the perfect opportunity for Meghan! Human rights. Kindness. Woke politics.

The world is Meghan Markle's oyster.
hardyboys said…
@Fairy crocodile...I agree with you more and more people are questioning the utility of the BRF...they provide a checks and balances system...but every othe political regime has the same without a family dripping in diamonds and jewels riding in carriages and living in palaces...unfortunately there is nothing the taxpayer can do...no one is standing up for their rights
Unknown said…
Hi @Trudy Blue and @Elle :) Thank you for the kind responses earlier. I wasn’t triggered negatively. I was worried I offended @Elle but I am glad that was not the case. My takeaway from most of @Elle’s posts is always be on top of verifying my resources ;) It’s a good lesson to have!
Fairy Crocodile said…
@Twinsmama

You and I and others are not defenseless. More and more voices are asking questions and demand answers. If royals don't react to the power of the public mood sooner or later quantity will turn into quality and people will bring into power politicians who want to dispose with monarchy.

It will not be pretty but royals will only have themselves to blame. Meanwhile lets pray the case of Markle will serve as a wake up call in a charmed royal word. This can become be the biggest silver lining of the whole pathetic spectacle.
DesignDoctor said…
Working with Sheerez Hazan may be in Rach's "grand plan"--as a stepping stone to snag an oil-rich billionaire.
She is repugnant!
Fairy Crocodile said…
@Design Doctor

Do you seriously believe somebody like Megsy blinded by her pseudo feminist agenda can work with people from society with traditional gender roles? She managed to insult the King of Morocco with all the advice and restraint of the royal machine behind her, imagine what sort of mess she will trundle in unaided and unrestrained.

Mr. Hazan's focus in not Megsy, it is Harry. Once he realizes Harry is a spent bullet he will drop them like everybody else.
Lemonfrog said…
Something that occurred to me the other day. DM state’s that they hope to be in LA by summer, are house hunting, and she is looking for an agent. I found that interesting. Didn’t she have one? And shouldn’t Hollywood by beating down her door? Agents should be coming to her, no? I don’t think anyone, least of all the A listers are interested in them. I think this is going to be an uphill climb and it’s not going to go well.
Perhaps it'll all depend on which budget the RPOs overtime etc comes out of. If it drains the Met's budget for London policing the proverbial may well hit the fan.

Much/most of the money that is perceived as `public' that supports the Monarchy technically isn't public but perception is what matters, of course.

Back in 1066, William the Bastard, Duke of Normandy, seized control of everything in England, ie he, the personification of the Crown, owned the lot. He parcelled out huge swathes of land to the Church and to his closest chums, in return for their loyalty and service and taxes. It was further subdivided down the scale in a Feudal system until eventually people like me could be freeholders with their own houses and land/garden. Grossly oversimplified I know but that's how royalty & aristos got rich in the first place. They still own a lot & many people are still v.angry about it. The feudal system survived after a fashion, until 2000, in Scotland : ..https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feu_(land_tenure)
DesignDoctor said…
@Fairy Crocodile

I think one of Rach's goals is to be fabulously wealthy to the point where money is of no concern and perhaps someone who can fund her vanity projects. I understand your point about her chafing against and not accepting of traditional gender roles, but as has been discussed here before, like the men before him in her life, Harry was never the end goal, but instead a stepping stone to "bigger and better" opportunities.

I am not sure that all the advice and restraint of the royal machine made any difference in her behavior since apparently she never takes advice from anyone.
CookieShark said…
I am struck how MM's looks are ever evolving. Looking at pictures of her and Harry from 2018, she LOOKS like Jessica Mulroney. The hair, the makeup, facial expressions, styling, etc.

I don't know if it's fillers in her face but she looked drastically different after Archie was born. She almost looked like a different person. From the Vogue edit on, she has appeared disheveled, much tanner, and wearing her hair much differently. In SA she no longer resembled herself from a year ago.

I think the "walking in the woods" pap shoot did not go the way she wanted. Perhaps she was surprised how many people were shocked at how Archie dangled from the baby sling.
JHanoi said…
The DM has another article on the Harkles.
This time when they ask Igor for a Disney voiceover. In the video, when the Harkles move on to chat with JayBey, Igor tells his wife about the Harkles begging for a job, and shows some of their expressions.

Love this and the RPO article and constant drip drip LOL
Fairy Crocodile said…
@Design Doctor

yes indeed. Lets hope if she manages to land a billionaire from the land of tradition she will finally shut up or her husband will shut her up.

Until she divorces because of the "toxic atmosphere" of a traditional Muslim culture and plays a victim again. I would love to see that.
DesignDoctor said…
@Cookie Shark

I agree with you. Her looks are always evolving. I thought that Rach and Jessica looked almost identical in some of the pre-Harry pics of them together. For example, https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/ellievhall/meghan-markle-harry-kate-middleton-jessica-mulroney

I agree that she looked entirely different after Archie--could it be hormone therapy in an attempt to become pregnant? At that time there was a lot of talk about them wanting to have another child soon.

Her face looks very different--in her last pap walk, she (and her face) looked thinner again.

It is hard to imagine how restricted they are in the Canadian mansion. It appears they have no freedom to do anything. Surely they had more freedom to be out-and-about in the UK.
OKay said…
Apologies if this has already been addressed, but it has been confirmed by CTV (Canadian television network, who is doing the Redo show in partnership with Netflix) as well as the palace that Meghan is not going to be making appearances on the show. So it's not just a case of the palace not knowing what's what, in case that wasn't made clear earlier up in this thread. I for one am very happy to hear it!
poppycock said…
CookieShark and DesignDoctor,

People's looks, especially the face and the eyes, transform in accordance with the psyche. There is truth in sayings that beauty comes from within and that eventually everybody ends up with the face they deserve. Greed, malevolence, disregard for others are strong forces that devour the body and consequences are visible on the outside. I realise this is not a scientific opinion and strongly resembles the debunked phrenology, but from personal experience of dealing with dangerous and depraved people, I can say that there's always something in the face that shows their true nature. Meghan's looks are simply catching up with her vile personality and to be fair, she was never a beauty at all.
Liver Bird said…
@Twinsmama

"If H & M are sitting in a 14M palatial crib with security paid for by British taxpayer and they cant do anything about it..I'm sorry they have outsmarted everyone..."

I disagree. Firstly, there's no guarantee the British taxpayer will continue to fund their security after their 'transition period'. I expect they will not. As for the mansion, well, I'm sure it's very comfy, but that's not what she wants. She wants fame, adulation and rubbing shoulders with A listers, none of which is happening while she is stuck off the Pacific coast of Canada, however beautiful the setting and posh the home. Also, I doubt whoever 'lent' them the use of the home was banking on them being there long-term, so their welcome will soon expire, if it hasn't already. And then what? Find another dodgy 'tycoon' to give them a grace and favour home?

This isn't what she wanted.
JM said…
Such great comments today. It takes a village to figure out this mess, haha.

Supposedly Hairy can only collect the interest from his inheritance. Conservatively that would be around $2M to $3M a year on $38M. So, if daddy gives them another $2M a year (which has been reported) that would be around $4.5M a year. This would be enough for a very, very nice life.

However,if they want to lead the life of the ultra rich (private planes, $90k frocks,$20M mansion in CA etc) then you would need 10X their current income every year. There is no way they can earn that kind of money year in, year out.

Whoever came up with this plan is an idiot. Oh yeah....never mind.
Sandie said…
I despair that most people will never understand and will simply hold onto a belief that makes no sense whatsoever.

Abolishing the monarchy will not get rid of the cost of the monarchy. Someone has to manage the Crown properties and all the costs associated with that and manage the businesses associated with Crown property (think of it as a huge corporation). A CEO taking on the role of the monarch would cost a lot more than the Queen does, and would not have the same selfless devotion to the job. So, citizens are not going to be better off (I.e. make more money out of Crown properties) with the government managing Crown properties.

If you sell off Crown properties, then they no longer exist as a source of income (most of the profit from Crown properties goes to the tax payer). The taxpayer can hope to still get this tax if the Crown properties are then privately owned, but the tax rate is not as high as that which the monarch pays (75-85%). Plus, without the value the monarch brings, how much money can these properties generate in private hands? So, citizens are not going to be better off (I.e. make more money out of Crown properties) with Crown properties in private hands.

The monarchy is mot a direct expense for the taxpayer (other than the cost of RPOs and the cost of overseas tours, so it is these expenses that are the true direct cost to the taxpayer). If you understand what I said above, abolishing the monarchy will mean less income for citizens when compared with the tax the monarch pays.

The Queen is not a cost burden to British citizens. She is a cash cow for them. However, the costs of supporting the Markles in Canada and the damage they are doing to the monarchy subtracts from the financial and diplomatic benefits (I didn't cost the latter into the explanation) that the monarchy has for British citizens.


As for serving the function of a check for government ... I live in a country where we have a constitutionally established government structure that does this (much like the House of Lords). It costs a lot of money (jobs with huge benefits for hundreds of pals), pontificates a lot and basically rubber stamps whatever the government does (parliament and executive). The Senate in the USA is much more powerful and useful (because of how it is elected). How useful is the Queen? Maybe abolish the House of Lords, appoint an advisory council for the monarch (doesn't she have one), much like supreme court judges, and give the monarch more power?

I digress ... the Harkles (arrogant, entitled, ungrateful and unreliable) are the problem, not the monarchy (a bad monarch can be forced off the throne).
SwampWoman said…
The UK Mail should have Thomas stay for a week. Show him around town. Take video of Thomas seeing Buckingham Palace and the like. Take some video for the DM and do a few articles about Thomas visiting London and the UK. Take him to Scott's Fish Restaurant. This is where I would like to eat on the Daily Mail's tab.

Even better, PC and Camilla should have meet him for dinner and they can trade Meghan stories.
DesignDoctor said…
@poppycock

"I can say that there's always something in the face that shows their true nature. Meghan's looks are simply catching up with her."

Love your comments. Fascinating insight in her changing visage. Her "rodent" eyes (which continually look for the camera with the intensity of heat-seeking missiles) have always looked very unnatural--soulless--to me.

@Liverbird

Agree being holed up in Canada in a mansion is not even close to what she wanted. I don't see this continuing for long. As previously stated. More restrictive than being in London!

Fairy Crocodile said…
@ Sandie

Very few people look at the financial technicalities of maintaining royals. Royalty has always been the symbol - of the nation, of Unity, of tradition. A person on top is always viewed as a moral lighthouse and is judged accordingly.

I have supported monarchy (don't laugh) because of the green spaces they keep for the nation. A lot of woods and meadows and parks would have been chopped and built on otherwise. SO saying the Queen didn't do it right is not easy for me.

But she overindulged Andrew and Harry and now reaps what she sow. There are times when the decisive action is needed and she didn't go far enough.

Liver Bird said…
Global positive news, the organisation being 'highlighted' for the month of Feb on the Suss-exes Instagram, is not a charity. It is a for profit business which has an online store selling silly items like tshirts with banal slogans written on them. Only 10% of the profits go to 'charity'. You can be certain the Suss-exes are getting a cut from any sales. The 'royal' needs to be taken out of Sussex royal asap.
Sandie said…
This post sums up how the BRF have gone out of their way to welcome and support Meghan:

https://the-charlatan-duchess.tumblr.com/post/190606459769/examples-of-royal-public-support-given-to-harry

Because of their expectations, character and personalities, Meghan and Harry failed. Instead of owning up to that, apologising and making plans to pay back all the money wasted on them, they are, through friends and staff, throwing accusations at the BRF, who are continuing to support and indulge them. Personally, I think this must now stop. Take away the titles and all royal status and let them go off into celebrity land paying their own way (and make a plan to recoup all the money wasted on them, e.g. rent out Frogmore Cottage, auction off all the designer clothes, and pay back the money spent on RPOs and overseas tours).

Prince Andrew, I am coming for you next ...
Anonymous said…
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I believe we're still paying a considerable sum of money to protect a globe-trotting, luxury-loving Messiah formerly known as Blair - one of them is already one too many.

If we were a republic (reminder - been there, done that, got the terrible haircut & dreary clothes) a President/ Lord Protector/ Wotchamercallit) would be just as expensive, with more hangers-on/spin-doctors, special advisors, and parvenus than you could shake a stick at, with their noses in the trough, after jobs for the boys.

We'd be no better off. Far better with Heads of State who don't really want the job!
Maggie said…
I don't know if it's been commented on and I've missed it, but sussexroyal's advocacy of the positive news account looks very dodgy. Their insta is around a year old, and points to an online shop. It isn't a charity, just donates 10% of profits to charity (allegedly!). The website is registered with domains by proxy, a method of obscuring ownership, and the shop itself is illegal in the UK.

There is no direct means of contact, by phone or email. I've analysed a lot of websites and this reeks of fraud.

For the Canadian market it fails on at least two counts, there is no Privacy Statement or Terms & Conditions.

Until someone demonstrates that the whole setup isn't fraudulent with the Sussexes complicit I remain extremely dubious.
Teasmade said…
@Wild Boar

If we were a republic (reminder - been there, done that, got the terrible haircut & dreary clothes) a President/ Lord Protector/ Wotchamercallit) would be just as expensive, with more hangers-on/spin-doctors, special advisors, and parvenus than you could shake a stick at, with their noses in the trough, after jobs for the boys.

Yes, but in most cases, they'd be qualified. They would be educated, emotionally stable, honest, born smart, experienced, SOMETHING. The present lot have *no* qualifications. Yes, I said it. They have capitalized on the sketchy anointed-by-god myth, the "divine right of kings."

(I DID say most cases--I know many politicians are unworthy yet somehow rise to the top, and that criminals can occasionally take office.) I agree with the hangers-on bit too.

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@Maggie, Great sleuthing on the positive news account! That's one more piece of the puzzle to fit into place.
Liver Bird said…
@Maggie

"There is no direct means of contact, by phone or email. I've analysed a lot of websites and this reeks of fraud.

For the Canadian market it fails on at least two counts, there is no Privacy Statement or Terms & Conditions."

I agree that the 'global positive news' organisation is well dodgy, but if you scroll down the page they do give an email contact, and right at the bottom there are links to Terms and Conditions and a Privacy Policy.
DesignDoctor said…
@Elle

I am looking forward to seeing Kate's gown tonight, too. Last year her gown was stunning!
poppycock said…
DesignDoctor,

Thanks. And I agree, her eyes have a glint of glass. Empty and disturbing, especially when she smiles, as there is a huge dissonance between what the grin is trying to convey and what the eyes are showing.


Maggie,

Thanks for the info on the dodgy "charity". The website, the design of merchandise, the utter tosh that passes as informative text - it all seems rather amateurish. Knowing Megs, she was payed to promote them. More accurately, she asked to be payed to promote them.

I have a feeling she's going with smaller businesses/charities because they're inexperienced in dealings with bigger celebrities and wouldn't be willing to expose Meg's money grab if they can profit, too. She probably got the gold pendant from the Canadian charity as payment, as they probably don't have much money.
Sandie said…
BAFTAS ... wasn't there a call to re-wear a dress/outfit or wear a vintage outfit this year? So far, I am not seeing anyone doing that, but perhaps in the endless articles tomorrow there will one on who did re-wear a dress/outfit or a purchase second-hand vintage dress/outfit. (I think the call was about environmental issues ... fashion using up so many resources or something like that.)
Platypus said…
https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/10874962/baftas-2020-glamorous-red-carpet/

William and Catherine on BAFTA red carpet
@Liver Bird, If you follow the clues, kristi@globalposittivenewsnetwork.com, you'll find that she is Kristi Young, owner of a network marketing company. Here's a little blurb she wrote about herself on her Linkedin:

"About
If you want to learn to live life on your terms, this is the place for you! So much of our daily lifestyle and commerce is now taking place online. The pace of technology is growing exponentially. I am a serious online marketer, entrepreneur and leader that has helped hundreds of people start an online business for the first time in their lives. I have studied online marketing from industry leaders like Russel Brunson, Frank Kern, Mark Hoverson and Jonathon Budd. A plethora of that information is available in my book entitled, Guerrilla Marketing to Baby Boomers, available on Amazon. I co-authored the book with Jay Levinson, the originator of the Guerrilla marketing brand. This is book is geared to help small and large businesses thrive in any economic environment.

More importantly, it is my goal in helping you become successful in whatever endeavor you are involved with so you can live the life of your dreams. I can help you set up an automated business online.

Feel free to send me an email or message me on Facebook. I am here to help you succeed online!

Take a look at the information below and at my blog to see what other businesses I use and promote. My blog: http://kristiacarter.com

On kristiacarter.com, she promotes herself as an "internet lifestyle gal," a blog telling you how to do guerrilla marketing while being an internet lifestyle blogger.

Hmmmmmm...


Liver Bird said…
Thanks for that @Jocelyns. So without doubt a for profit business dressed up as some sort of 'positive thinking' nonsense. The blurb is word salad worthy of the ex-Duchess herself!
Maggie said…
@Liver Bird - thanks for your comment on T&C etc - I still can't find anything. Are you looking at a mobile site or laptop?
Liver Bird said…
@Maggie

Laptop. Scroll right down to the end of the page and you'll find it.

Here's a link to the T&C page:

http://globalpositivenewsnetwork.com/terms-of-use/
Liver Bird said…
Not only is Kate looking absolutely fab at the BAFTAs but in keeping with the theme of sustainability, her McQueen dress is a 'repeat' from 8 years ago. Well played the real Duchess!
Platypus said…
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7948459/Kate-Middleton-stuns-BAFTA-red-carpet-white-gown.html


And the last one ......

What do you think?
hunter said…
I am IN LOVE with Kate's hair at the Baftas, I swoon.
@LiverBird, Oh,yes, she sells her book on guerrilla marketing on her blog, along with her "classes" and "workshops" on how to become an influencer. Her main blog photo is of her in her bikini with playing with a dolphin!

Word salad, indeed, and right up MM's alley!
Liver Bird said…
Yes, Kate's hair is gorgeous.

You just KNOW this is exactly the type of event Meghan would kill to attend. Glamour, A list stars, red carpets.... Instead, she's sitting in some borrowed house in an island off the west coast of Canada wondering why nobody is taking her calls.
Kate looks gorgeous! Her dress, hair and jewels are just beautiful.
Liver Bird said…
So I took one for the team and ventured timidly over to the wilds of Celebitchy.... they're laying into Kate big time because one of the charities of which she's patron is closing due to lack of funds. So she is responsible for the financial well-being of a charity? Surely that's the job of the charity's staff?

They really are insane. Quite mad.
DesignDoctor said…
@Liver Bird YES!!!! Rach is dying in a sea of green. Your comment is hilarious. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

And to think, Rach could have been a part of it if she had behaved herself. Very short-sighted of Her ex-Royal Highness!

Kate's hair is gorgeous. The dress, necklace, and earrings are perfect together. Very complementary. Well done Catherine!
Sandie said…
@Liver Bird: 'So I took one for the team and ventured timidly over to the wilds of Celebitchy.... they're laying into Kate big time because one of the charities of which she's patron is closing due to lack of funds. So she is responsible for the financial well-being of a charity? Surely that's the job of the charity's staff?'

It is merging with another charity, so it will offer the same services (maybe even more) more cost effectively. So, yes, the organisation will cease to exist but the services it provides as a charity will continue.
Liver Bird said…
Thanks Sandie. So really.... nothing here to see? Just the insane CB loons grasping at anything to feed their bizarre hatred for all things Kate?
Liver Bird said…
@DesignDoctor

Incredible isn't it? She literally had people bowing to her a few months ago (ugh) and now she's desperately trying to sell her tawdry wares along with all the other D list wannabes. Truly amazing.

On the subject of award shows, the Oscars are only a week away. Are we taking bets on if they're going to be involved? Personally I don't think they'll be let near the event itself, but we may well see them (or she might leave her excess baggage at home to babysit) at one of the after parties with all the other hangers on.
SwampWoman said…
DesignDoctor said...Kate's hair is gorgeous. The dress, necklace, and earrings are perfect together. Very complementary. Well done Catherine!



Indeed. I had to go back and look at the pictures three times to pick out individual details because as a whole it was absolute perfection. Honestly, I tend to focus on her radiant smile and lose track of everything else.

William looked incredibly handsome as well.
Maggie said…
@Liver Bird - many thanks. The site I was on was this https://gpnnstore.com so all becomes clear!
Liver Bird said…
@Maggie

No problem. The organisation still seems deeply dodgy. At the very least, it is clearly a for profit business and as such should not be promoted by members of the royal family.
Humor Me said…
Just found the pix from the BAFTAs on the DM - OMGosh - Kate is gorgeous. She looks better in the dress now than she did in 2012.
Ava C said…
@Liver Bird I wish you hadn't mentioned Celebitchy. ;-) I've never been on there before. Now I have I'm jumping up and down like a 5-year-old in sheer frustration after reading ...

"A royal lifestyle? Why would these two [H&M] even want a royal lifestyle? They don’t give me that impression as if they are keen to live in a big house full of servants. They never said anything about wanting a royal lifestyle. The others of the royal family want this lifestyle, all the favours and the curtsies and the a$$kissing, but not Harry and Meghan."

"Not Harry and Meghan"!!! This of the woman who spent more on clothes in one year than any royal in Europe. And can I mention that bloody beige caftan just one more time?! AAaaaagggghhhh...

Getting control of myself again, I shall just say that Kate looks lovely this evening. Every time I see the Cambridges now I breathe a great sigh of relief.
Platypus said…
Nice little tweak to the sleeves of Catherine’s gown - from sheer to more structured. Just perfection! I wish I could get a good look at her shoes.
Liver Bird said…
@Ava

It's bizarre, isn't it? Like walking through the looking glass.

But the CB loons are increasingly alone. I've looked at other celeb sites and for the most part, people who were neutral or even favourable towards the Harkles have finally wised up to their obvious games, leaving only a small but noisy hardcore of idiots still crying 'racism' and 'toxic' this or that. The inevitable divorce is going to his those idiots hard.
Has anybody else been having trouble looking at the usual YouTube videos on the Harkles? Danja Zone,Yankee Wally, 2Taz, etc., all seem to be frozen, for me at least.
Could somebody check to see if it's just me or is everybody else having problems?
Maggie said…
The way they've behaved in just the few weeks since they left Frogmore has been so stupid. If they know the Firm is monitoring them until March they really aren't being whip smart; they're showing themselves to be totally without any loyalty to the Crown.

The press has obviously been given the nod to drip-feed negative stories and images of MM. If only they'd kept their palace staff to steer them in the right direction instead of thinking they knew better. But - where would we get our real life soap?
Teasmade said…
@JocelynsBellinis

I just successfully launched Yankee Wally on YouTube. Using Safari FWIW.
Snippy said…
In the few short weeks since the Megxit manifesto, on Vancouver Island we have had a huge dump of snow that closed the schools for 3 days for the second time in ever, and then torrential rains referred to in the media as of “almost biblical proportions.” Can they please decamp to LA before the plague of locusts arrives?
YankeeDoodle said…
The Picture of Dorian Gray is my snap of the day for M. However, as M likes to be a “changer” her picture in her attic (brain) refuses to allow her to accept that she is not in charge of her own book (future written out that all can see). Her physical body is aging and no Botox, fillers, wigs, bronzers, boob jobs, etc. hides the physical effect of what happens when one causes destruction, pain and more to family, friends and country. M literally has left behind every family she was born or married into; she left the USA for the riches of taxpayer money in GB; leaves GB for North America; leaves everything worth anything, and it all shows in her Dorian Gray picture.
abbyh said…

Elle:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7905389/Fans-point-Beyonces-reaction-Prince-Harry-Meghan-Markle-asking-voiceover-work.html

Bafta's: wow, just wow.
Anonymous said…

@AbbyH thank you, and yes! WOW! Kate looks stunning! Just stunning!
499lake said…
Narcissists will drop person without a single thought. Eg trevor and the chef. So who has Markle found? Someone we don’t know about yet? Her behavior makes little sense if you view her as a normal human being. But she is a full-blown narc. What is driving her or who is driving her behavior? Narcs are sneaky and thoughtless persons. Thus who is the next shiny penny or billionaire?
I have no inside track, but I know lots about narcs. 2 parents and 2 husbands are my narc credentials. Am I way off base?
Anonymous said…
@ Swampwoman and @Liver Bird YES!!!! Rach is dying in a sea of green. Your comment is hilarious. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Exactly! Kate is simply perfection tonight, and Will looks quite dapper. I love Brad, but really, did he have to bring up Harry? I haven't listened to any of it yet, though. Maybe it plays better when seen in context.
Unknown said…
@Elle Message received, thanks :)

I thought Brad’s joke was cute. Margot said that Brad was "going to name his award Harry," because he's "excited about bringing it back to the States."

Look what Harry’s become: a Hollywood joke and the name for an inanimate object. I’m pretty sure there will be polls on how there was a surge in people naming their pets Harry and Meghan. It might be fun naming a couple of hamsters after them to see how savage they can get. Going by previous comments in a post a while back, I’m in for a rude awakening about cute animals and how much Mother Nature loves dark humor.
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Liver Bird said…
Kate and (especially) William's faces at Brad's Harry joke were a delight to behold.
@tweemma Thanks for checking that out for me. I'll try it on Safari.
Ziggy said…
Will and Kate now seem like a life raft in tumultuous seas.
I feel calmed inside when I see them.
They represent stability, just as they should.
Portcitygirl said…
Haven't had time to read the comments yet. Three things from today's news:

1) PW and Duchess Catherine are a credit to the Monarch and Great Britain. They both looked magnificent on the red carpet! Very regal.

2) Looks as if MM and PH's RPOs are leaking some unflattering info about the two. I'm sure all of this has been talked about tho, haha. The comments on DM are scathing.

3) I've noticed on other sites that about half of the posts are anti Monarchy. I know there are some on this blog as well, seemingly from their posts.

Team Monarchy in this house and May God save the Queen and long may she reign!
Liver Bird said…
@Ziggy

Exactly. People expect continuity, tradition and dignity from royals. They don't want idiots holding hands like teenagers and spouting word salads about the latest woke cause. They can get that anywhere. And they don't have to fund it with their taxes.
Unknown said…
is It true that the Harkles will appear at a private residence in the Middle East in May? One hour for two million dollars? So basically instead of a pony or a bouncy house you can rent Harry FKAP for birthday parties?
Unknown said…
is It true that the Harkles will appear at a private residence in the Middle East in May? One hour for two million dollars? So basically instead of a pony or a bouncy house you can rent Harry FKAP for birthday parties?
Anonymous said…
My general rule is no "unknowns", but this is too funny a visual! Thank you :)

So basically instead of a pony or a bouncy house you can rent Harry FKAP for birthday parties?

Anonymous said…
From Will's speech:

He said: "Both here in the UK and in many other countries across the world we are lucky to have incredible film-makers, actors, producers, directors and technicians - men and women from all backgrounds and ethnicities enriching our lives through film.

"Yet in 2020, and not for the first time in the last few years, we find ourselves talking again about the need to do more to ensure diversity in the sector and in the awards process - that simply cannot be right in this day and age.

"I know that both Pippa (Harris), chair of Bafta and Amanda (Berry), Bafta CEO, share that frustration and continue to work tirelessly to ensure that creative talent is discovered and supported.

"Bafta take this issue seriously, and following this year's nominations, have launched a full and thorough review of the entire awards process to build on their existing work and ensure that opportunities are available to everyone."


Sure puts a damper on any potential racism claims from Rach against the BRF.
Portcitygirl said…
@Elle,

I hope you are right!
Unknown said…
Kate’s face at Brad’s joke was sheer joy. I detected strain in Will’s reaction especially since he didn’t meet Kate’s eyes. It was a good joke so how could he not laugh at it? I could be projecting but I think it bothered him that Harry, his once beloved brother, is now a punchline.

I can totally see Meg being peeved she wasn’t included in that joke. Brad Pitt, the definition of Hollywood royalty, couldn’t bother to mention her in his Megxit joke. Talk about shade! By mentioning RADA and being tasteful with his political jokes, he showed more deference to the Brits in 2 mins and by proxy than Meg did in 3 years.
erika said…
How appropriate, for someone who has said (with doey, puppy love, beaming eyes) "I do." at least 3 (4?) times...and who is well on her way 'pre-scheming' her plans for the #4 (#5)....
Unknown said…
Brad’s speech really was iconic. It’s embarrassing for Harry but it was super shady towards Meg. If Brad Pitt knows how thirsty Meg is to bring Harry to Hollywood, ALL of Hollywood knows. With that joke, a discerning public now knows too.

Well played Brad :) Well played.
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moz said…
I love that the palace put the smack down on Meghan’s new job. She is no longer going to appear on the show. I wonder who scared the Netflix executives into dropping her.
Dawn said…
@Moz - some people seem to think the report about Meghan being on the show with JM was actually an elaborate publicity stunt cooked up between JM and MM.
Ozmanda said…
Ok I am late to the party!! But I am frothing for Kate's dress, it was immaculate and they both seemed really happy and relaxed. The sight of them being greeted in such a way would be getting at MeAgain BIGTIME. :)
Unknown said…
@Elle You might be right about Kate’s smile being forced. I focused on Will’s face because in my eyes, Kate has always been a pro at keeping up appearances. Those Christmas walks with the Sussexes are advertisements of her stellar diplomacy skills. I always pay attention to Wills because he seems sensitive to me. He is subtle but I think his face is very readable.
Mimi said…
I think Catherine radiates, warm inner beauty and HUMILITY!!!!!!! It comes a ross strongly.
Sandie said…
Can someone please explain to me why Meghan and Harry should attend the Oscars (Tumblr is buzzing with predictions that they will be there)? Neither have a connection (present or past) with the American film industry at that level (other than Meghan lived in Los Angeles and her father, who she has ghosted, was a lighting director for TV, not film).

On the one hand, I want to see them there because those two have an amazing knack of doing something stupid. On the other hand, if they do turn up, she will be so smug and will put on a huge lovey dovey act with husband (all show as the marriage is heading for the rocks).

Tarot: TT asked three questions and used a tarot site to automatically select cards and then invited followers to interpret (and then compare with her readings, which will be ready for posting in a couple of days). My initial interpretation is that Meghan wants to attend (and she would benefit in striking a deal with someone that brings her security and wealth); Harry doesn't. He will go along with what she wants to try and save the marriage, but it results in some kind of ending for him (either of the marriage or shutting the door on a return to his family and country).
poppycock said…
Charade said...

I can totally see Meg being peeved she wasn’t included in that joke. Brad Pitt, the definition of Hollywood royalty, couldn’t bother to mention her in his Megxit joke. Talk about shade! By mentioning RADA and being tasteful with his political jokes, he showed more deference to the Brits in 2 mins and by proxy than Meg did in 3 years.


Brad’s speech really was iconic. It’s embarrassing for Harry but it was super shady towards Meg. If Brad Pitt knows how thirsty Meg is to bring Harry to Hollywood, ALL of Hollywood knows. With that joke, a discerning public now knows too.

Well played Brad :) Well played.


Great comment, Charade.

If I were Charles, I'd have it engraved on a tungsten plate and send it to Meg, with flowers, and an invoice for every penny she cost him in the past two years.
HappyDays said…
499lake said....

Narcissists will drop person without a single thought. Eg trevor and the chef. So who has Markle found? Someone we don’t know about yet? Her behavior makes little sense if you view her as a normal human being. But she is a full-blown narc. What is driving her or who is driving her behavior? Narcs are sneaky and thoughtless persons. Thus who is the next shiny penny or billionaire?
I have no inside track, but I know lots about narcs. 2 parents and 2 husbands are my narc credentials. Am I way off base?

@499lake: Your description of people with Narcissistic Personality Disorder, such as your parents and two husbands, and Meghan, is spot on!
Sandie said…
This Vanity Fair article is from 12 January but worth a read as it sums up just what entitled idiotic arrogant disrespectful children the Sussexes are ...

https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2020/01/prince-harry-the-queen-relationship-problems?inline=&intcid=inline_amp
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Portcitygirl said…
Hey- watching the stupid woke super bowl.
God pathetic. Rooting for KC!
hunter said…
They both looked a bit pained but Kate had the quicker recovery, she's a good sport.
SwampWoman said…
hunter said...They both looked a bit pained but Kate had the quicker recovery, she's a good sport.

I think the tabloids taught her not to react with what she was really feeling.
DesignDoctor said…
@Elle said:
"Kate looks like a Goddess Divine in these photos, like there's a glow, a regal aura, that mere mortals do not have."

@Humor Me

That is the reason I think Kate looks better in her gown than she did 8 years ago. She has matured into her position as future Queen Consort.
MustySyphone said…
@elle: and all nutties

Sorry, i used my mobile and came up as unknown but it was me, Musty

Tell me I'm wrong but Harry has been reduced to being the functional equivalent of a bouncy house.
DesignDoctor said…
How far Harry FKAP has fallen since marrying Rach. I can't imagine that "Rent-a-Harry" for birthday parties and other social events will go over very well with the Queen or PP. Totally classless!

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Anonymous said…
@DesignDoctor times two on both comments.
MustySyphone said…
@elle

Thanks for pointing out MM was the functional equivalent of a bouncy house pre-harry. I had some comments but decided that, today anyway, I'd be a lady and refrain.
DesignDoctor said…
@Elle
Rach as an equivalent of a bouncy house
Good one, Elle!
Anonymous said…
@Musty count on me to screw up that "act like a lady, Elle" direction lol! Still, it's true.
LavenderToast said…
Can someone please tell me what the acronym " FKAP " after Harry's name means? I spent an hour rereading comments and I don't see it spelled out (maybe missed it) and can't figure it out. Thank you in advance for the answer!
Anonymous said…
@LavenderToast, it's "Harry, Formerly known as Prince", but I like the acronym FKAP
Rainy Day said…
@Humor Me
Just found the pix from the BAFTAs on the DM - OMGosh - Kate is gorgeous. She looks better in the dress now than she did in 2012.

I know, right? She was pretty or beautiful before, but now she’s so stunning and elegant and confident. Totally a future Queen!

And thank you, Brad! Best line of the night, even if you weren’t there. Also liked W’s comments.
LavenderToast said…
@Elle, Reine des Abeilles

LOL, that's a good one! Thanks!!!
Starry said…
That website/whatever it is that's on the sussex instagram is a horrible, horrible, choice.

So tacky. As Jocelyn has commented above, the woman behind this outfit is...smh. This is worse than reality tv.

Was Meghan behind this choice? Awful lack of perception by whoever made this their cause du jour.


http://globalpositivenewsnetwork.com/
Unknown said…
Hi Nutty, on three of your last posts you have a spam bot: Kim She nee

Feb 3, 2020 6:26 AM
Open Post: Meg books her first post-royalty job

Feb 3, 2020 6:27 AM
The Sussex merchandising concept: Who wants to be like Meghan and Harry?

Feb 3, 2020 6:27 AM
Meghan's "voice" goes silent, but probably not for long
Ziggy said…
Admittedly, my tinfoil hat is glued on.

But I must say... lately, upon seeing pictures of Will & Kate, I am filled with a feeling of comfort.

Now, this is coming from someone who was anti-monarchy- (seriously, in this day and age do we really think that some family out there is superior to ours? That this family is really of noble blood- that this bloodline actually comes from God? That these people who have schemed and killed over centuries are better than us somehow? It's absurd.)

Yet here I am seeing pictures of Will and Kate and thinking how solid and good and frankly... comfortable they are.

All while hating Harry and Meghan so much that I now favour Nutty's website (+ comments) over standbys like Dlisted and Lainey, whom I've been reading since 2006!

And I'm left wondering... has this been some sort of psy-op?

Harry and Meghan- with their weird rushed timeline and EVERYTHING ELSE that just doesn't make sense (!)- were they put there as a way to endear us to the steadfast comfort that the traditional monarchy brings us??
Unknown said…
Thanks @poppycock. LOL, what a wonderful idea! Maybe it can be an anniversary present. Year 2 is supposed to be Cotton but I think in Markle years, it could very well be the anniversary year for Tungsten. I imagine every year is ;)

I watched the Brad Pitt speech again when the cameras were on the Cambridges at .25x speed. @Elle I think you know Kate very well and that smile of hers was forced. Her face didn’t transition into a smile, she had it at least before the clip of what the BAFTAs showed of their faces. When she turned to Wills, that looked like a reaction for comfort. Wills & Kate were probably on very high alert with the cameras when Brad’s Brexit joke was read. They were ready when the Harry joke came.
Ziggy said…
I'm reading comments about HAMS attending the Oscars, and I think back to a recent award show (not sure which one), but the Kardashian/Jenner sisters got up on the stage and said something about how hard they worked (something like that), and the whole room burst into laughter. And their faces... honestly, I almost felt sorry for them!

They thought that they had ingratiated themselves into this elite Hollywood world- and indeed, they are allegedly worth billions of dollars- yet they are getting laughed at in a room of their "peers".

Honestly, if I were Meghan and Harry I would be utterly embarrassed to show my face at the Oscars. And I think they are just starting to realize that. Just starting to realize how much egg they have on their faces, and what a joke they've become. My goodness... I'm almost starting to feel sorry for them myself!

And THAT right there is the ultimate inslut (typo, and it stays) to Meghan. To be pitied.

Not because you're kinda black, or because you're a woman, but because of the choices you've made. You've embarrassed yourself.
Mimi said…
I have no idea what is going on in the minds of those two. They are so chaotic and unpredictable as to what their next move might be. “If” they were to somehow finagle an invite to the oscars I am envisioning several scenarios........will they be applauded, cheered, accepted with open arms by everyone....”you poor dears, come to L.A. we won’t be mean, racist or toxic!”. Will they be given a simple, polite “Oh hello, how nice to see you”..........and my dream, which I don’t think will come true...that everyone treats them like what they are.........second hand royals, Hazbeens, trying desperately to be among the most important A listers, but nobody is really paying much attention to them.

I can just see Hairy handing out their business cards.....their credentials listed as Royal Ex’s. Available for voice overs, speeches, consultations, special dinner guests of honor. And of course...the Sussex Royal Foundation they can contribute to generously and most appreciatively.
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Ozmanda said…
Oscars - of course they will try to turn up. I think they seem to think they are now part of the “A List” which is going to be a rather interesting dose of reality. I wouldn’t be surprised if they are lobbying to present a award :)
Anonymous said…

@Ozmanda, did you see the DM latest of her former life with the "A-List" and how she had that to go back to? And then none of those people are even recognizable, much less A-list. It's like the DM is doing full-on trolling now. Gotta love, too, that they dropped the "such a fraud" video just at the right time. Dish best served cold, coming right up lol.
Scandi Sanskrit said…
I swear Brad Pitt was playing himself in "Burn After Reading", that's just what I tend to believe. 💜

At least he had the decency to take Ricky Gervais' advice and didn't preach to the plebs. Or say something painfully, humiliatingly PATRONISING to minorities like Joaquin Phoenix did....

I would rather have someone spew an actual explicit racial slur at me than have to endure Joaquin's patronising speech again.
@LavenderToast, ‘Can someone please tell me what the acronym " FKAP " after Harry's name means? I spent an hour rereading comments and I don't see it spelled out (maybe missed it) and can't figure it out. Thank you in advance for the answer!’

You and me both. 🥴It’s not helpful if only a handful of nutties know the meaning, and no-one writes out the full meaning at the start of a new post.
Anonymous said…

@Raspberry Ruffle, I did write it out for a long time, I promise, but I'll remember to do that each new post that I use it.
@ Raspberry @ Lavender, FKAP means "Formerly Known As Prince. "
And now, raspberry and lavender sound really good to me. lol.
@Elle,

Thank you, much appreciated! 🤗 I guessed the ‘former’ and ‘Prince’ bit, but I couldn’t work out the rest. 😩
Unknown said…
@Elle I completely agree with your assessment of the Cambridge’s reactions. They were damned either way and I think they pulled it off well.

@Scandi Sanskrit OMG, yes, Joaquin Phoenix’s speech was pure condescension for me too. All it does is make him feel better about himself for saying he wants the “right” thing to happen. I wish Hollywood would back off on inserting themselves in the racism discussion. None of them are qualified to discuss it or even genuinely care about the topic. If they did, they wouldn’t be Hollywood.

Brad was a darling :) His life was almost completely destroyed by one of the wokest actress humanitarians around. He knows the spiel is BS.
Was anyone able to follow Rebel Wilson's wittering in her introduction? She completely lost me.

Was she trying to be funny? Did she put her foot in it? Did I miss the point? Do I need a hearing aid?
Have just read that Joaquin's original surname was Bottom - Oh joy!

I know the name comes from weaving but think - Donkey's Head and Upstart Crow (TV series) - utterly delicious!
Unknown said…
re: the acronym FKAP

Abbreviation for “formerly known as Prince.” Depending on accent and length of vowel sounds, it may sound like a common American idiom that is spelled similarly, “F??K ?P.”
Or it can come from a place name meaning `valley'. Six Mile Bottom is always good for a giggle - yes, it's real.
Ava C said…
Re: H&M and the Oscars and, coincidentally(?) Brad Pitt:

https://www.ibtimes.com/meghan-markle-hollywood-comeback-rumors-archies-mom-prince-harry-allegedly-gracing-2913374

>>>>>>> [...] Recently, NW Magazine reported that Meghan and Prince Harry are gracing the upcoming 92nd Academy Awards, which will take place on Feb. 10 at the Dolby Theatre in, Hollywood, Los Angeles, Calif. The entertainment news outlet claimed that the Sussex couple has been planning for a big Oscar debut amid reports saying that the former “Suits” star will restart her career in acting.

“Meghan wants it to be her big debut back into the film world. She’s planning on wearing a jaw-dropping dress to generate maximum attention,” a source told the outlet. The same tipster said that Prince Harry will be presenting the Best Picture award in the upcoming event. ”It’s the last award and producers always get big name celebs to hand it out. And let’s face it, no one is bigger than Meghan and Harry right now,” it continued.

The insider added that Meghan Markle asked her team to meet with the most powerful women in the entertainment industry to make her acting comeback happen. “Meghan has told her team only a star billing next to A-list co-stars will do. Jen and Reese are beyond thrilled. Although Jen has heard Meghan wants to meet with Brad Pitt to discuss the upcoming stuff he’s producing, which makes her nervous,” the informant claimed. <<<<<<<

Article goes on to say take it all with a big pinch of salt as so much that's written about them turns out not to be true (although "only a star billing next to A-list co-stars will do" sounds utterly convincing).

I myself think it's either the latest of Meghan's endless series of trial balloons or it's part of her "will they? won't they?" schtick that she somehow thinks the public gives a f**k about. It's that gross underestimation/misreading of public opinion I posted about yesterday. Archie's birth and christening being the best - worst - example. H&M totally wore out what goodwill and patience was left with that.

Just what is the point of exhausting any public interest with endless speculation, before you actually do something? I see them now as an ancient vaudeville act, standing in the wings all excited, while the paying public sits like coiled springs, waiting, with a wagon load of rotten fruit and vegetables.
For a while, I thought FKAP was Formerly Known as Pokemon, but I just went with it without asking because I seemed to associate the acronym appearing around the time there were comparisons between Harry and Pokemon. I saw it explained a few days back on a different post, but my brain still automatically thinks Pokemon even though I now know the real meaning lol
Ava C said…
I'm just thinking of the extract I posted above about the Oscar speculation, that Meghan is reportedly "planning on wearing a jaw-dropping dress to generate maximum attention".

I was waiting for Kate's appearance last night with the placidity of a tabby cat in the sun, knowing that she would look lovely and do us credit. No need to worry.

If Meghan DOES go to the Oscars I have the same degree of certainty that she will look an expensive mess. With her, the greater the expense the greater the fail.

Both feelings give me great satisfaction. Oh dear, Meghan has been undermining my good nature for about nearly three years now. Is it three years? Feels like forever.
TLT said…
Why throw up trial balloons with Reese’s name? Didn’t Reese shoot down the wedding invitation as she doesn’t know her?
SirStinxAlot said…
Ava C...
I see them now as an ancient vaudeville act, standing in the wings all excited, while the paying public sits like coiled springs, waiting, with a wagon load of rotten fruit and vegetables.

That would be an event worth paying for. And completely fitting. I saw an article saying Camilla had food thrown at her after their affair came out ages ago. Lmao
@Sir, ‘Camilla had food thrown at her after their affair came out ages ago. Lmao’

Bread rolls were thrown at Camilla. 😂🤣😂 She weathered the dough storm and complained not. 😁
@Charade,

It might be fun naming a couple of hamsters after them to see how savage they can get. Going by previous comments in a post a while back, I’m in for a rude awakening about cute animals and how much Mother Nature loves dark humor.

Oh goodness, I used to keep Syrian hamsters for years, on and off since I was a teen; so when my daughter's friend's mother asked if we'd look after their three Dwarf hamsters while they went on holiday I agreed, despite it not being a specific breed I'd cared for before. I was a bit surprised about them being kept together but was reassured that it was a breed well known for living in groups, and they'd lived together for just over 12 months with no issues. Then the morning before the family was due to return I woke up and two of them had literally eaten the third... ~eyetwitch~ *That* was an awkward phone call to make! I felt even worse when they came to pick them up and came bearing a huge tub of chocolates as a thank you for looking after the hamsters. This happened about eight years ago and I still feel awful about it.

Ironically, the one that didn't make it was actually called Meghan; the other two were Emma and Julie. I wonder if it's a metaphor for her attempted "acting reboot" and she'll be eaten alive by the A-listers? lol
@TLT,

Why throw up trial balloons with Reese’s name? Didn’t Reese shoot down the wedding invitation as she doesn’t know her?

If she's anything like my ex husband, that won't worry her. I'm not entirely sure he was an actual full blown narcissist (he didn't really have the "sneaky/clever" side), but he was definitely a control freak who's only concern was himself. If he got told "no" by someone, he'd just carry on like some sort of mental battering ram assuming that they'd get worn down and just say yes for an easy life.

I wonder if this is something similar from Meghan, perhaps she thinks that Reese will "get with the programme" at some point.
Portcitygirl said…
After reading the comments on YT about Harry as a trophy, I tend to think Brad was throwing shade at PW and the BRF. Many over there are saying Harry is the trophy that America needed and wanted. Even some nasty Americans vs. Brits comments.

A lot of trolls and ugliness towards PW and DC. You tube is known to be leftist and suppress freedom of speech as is Twitter. Either way, after looking at their body language in slow motion, PW and DC did look very uncomfortable to me. It seemed as if DC looked nervously at PW to gauge his reaction and she hesitated to clap. What pressure they must both be under. I would crack under all of it.

Did Brad just throw down the gauntlet as to which side Hollywood is taking? Is this going to be Hollywood/MM/Harry against the Monarchy? Or was he just trying to lighten the mood with his jokes?

Either way, I feel so badly for William.
He's in such a horrible position. I also felt as if the joke about Harry was lacking in decorum in front of the future King of England. Unless Brad is a dummy, he must know what a painful situation this is for all involved.

How would Brad have felt if right after AJ hung him out to dry, pun intended, PW stood in front of him and the global audience and stated AJ was the trophy England needed? After all, she did express a desire to move there.
Scandi Sanskrit said…
 charade said...

@Scandi Sanskrit OMG, yes, Joaquin Phoenix’s speech was pure condescension for me too. All it does is make him feel better about himself for saying he wants the “right” thing to happen. I wish Hollywood would back off on inserting themselves in the racism discussion. None of them are qualified to discuss it or even genuinely care about the topic. If they did, they wouldn’t be Hollywood.

https://twitter.com/rickygervais/status/1224276334291181569?s=19

"Very proud of all these actors calling out the lack of diversity at award shows. I bet if they’d have known the nominations in advance they wouldn’t have even turned up in the hope of winning themselves."🔥

😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣
Why won't more verified accounts talk like ☝🏼that?!
PaisleyGirl said…
@Portcitygirl, I agree with you that both William and Catherine are in a horrible position. It is all down to them now. William can no longer rely on the support of his brother. His aunts and uncles are nearing pension age. His children are far too young to be of any help to the BRF for the next two decades. The York girls are probably not going to be able to become working royals due to the shadow of their father's behaviour hanging over them. The only person with any kind of glamour, which is also important for any royal family, is Catherine. The stress they are now both under must be terrible. And there will always be the Harkles embarrassing themselves and the BRF in some way to worry about as well. I feel for the Cambridges and worry that they may buckle under the pressure at some point.
Fairy Crocodile said…
My mom said she read somewhere in non- English media Harry now says Wills was right about Meghan. Not sure I believe this but the fact it is even printed is very telling.
Portcitygirl said…
@PaisleyGirl,

If I were a British citizen I wouldn't mind the York girls stepping up. They are HM's granddaughters and present themselves well. I feel badly for them having to suffer due to their father's very poor judgement. And God knows, as we agree, PW and DC need help. It makes me detest the HAMS. They disgust me to no end with their pure selfishness and greed.
Have read Rebel Wilson's intro - that was pretty tasteless.

Ancient vaudeville acts? My great -grandfather's cousin by marriage was one of those performers . His black-face act really would’ve given them something to moan about but was deemed OK for first Royal Variety performance - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G._H._Chirgwin

Marie Lloyd OTOH was too vulgar to be considered for that event. Apparently her song `A Little of What of What You Fancy Does You Good’ caused profound offence in polite circles. Or rather, it was the dress she wore when singing it. It had a plunging back, revealing her rear cleavage, which her poses exploited…

Perhaps this is what MM has in mind for the Oscars?
FrenchieLiv said…
I don’t think Harry or Meghan will attend the Oscars:

1/ there is no reason for them to be there:
Unless they have already signed a contract with Netflix, Warner, Disney and they would like to take the excuse of the Oscars to show off their new meal ticket, their presence would be irrelevant (cf. list of presenters).

2/ it would be counterproductive for them
The Oscars celebrate actors and actresses who worked hard (at least some of them ).
Actors and actresses want to be the main focus.
If Cringe & Ginge tried to steal the show on Sunday, it would not be a smart move (but they’re not smart…).

3/ here is the list of Oscar 2020 presenters (some more may be announced by the end of the week):
https://oscar.go.com/news/oscar-news/more-stars-added-to-92nd-oscars-presenter-lineup

Given the number of nominees (24) and the list of singers to perform, they don’t need more « talent joining the show » (and Harry and Meghan have no talent).
PaisleyGirl said…
@Portcitygirl, I agree that it would be a good idea if the York girls stepped up. But I am not a British citizen either. And I think Charles is opposed to them being working royals.
LavenderToast said…
@ PaisleyGirl

With all due respect. it seems many totally overlook that Prince Edward's daughter, Lady Louis Mountbatten-Windsor who seems to be a very delightful and dutiful young lady who can start helping with royal obligations. She turns 17 this year and she has one of the best role models to emulate, her mother Sophie. Admittedly it might be a few years away, but I think she would be wonderful at representing the BRF.

The York sisters would be good also and they have been received well by the public. If Charles would simply be fair, and allow Bea and Eugenia the opportunity to take on some duties. I think it is wrong to hold against them the sins of their father. I dare say, PA daughters did not screw up big time like Charles's son did. I do not think the public would at this point object to the York sisters and would probably admire their guts to work in the face of PA's fall from grace (well not exactly as PA still is supportedby the Queen very obviously)..
LavenderToast said…
@PortcityGirl

Sorry for being redundant about the York sisters. It takes me so long to type my comments, then they come late and others get there faster. lol
Portcitygirl said…
@PaisleyGirl,

I know😞. I believe he does. Maybe he will have a change of heart now that H has bowed out. Who knows? I am way too invested in this sad saga that MM has created and after last night I just want to give William a hug after having to sit front row as a captive audience to the Hollywood Hypocrites. I have so much less respect for Brad Pitt.
Portcitygirl said…
@LavenderToast,

I agree Lady Louise would be perfect. Maybe PC will reconsider about his nieces' future roles as well.

Also, no telling how often I make redundant comments! Haha! I'm sure way too often!
hunter said…
Didn’t Reese shoot down the wedding invitation as she doesn’t know her?

Ahh ha ha hah a ha! YES THAT IS TRUE.

Fail. Such a fail.

I thought Margot Robbie looked pretty apologetic and uncomfortable having to read that Prince Harry crack from Pitt.
hunter said…
Also there is no way in ever-loving hell Prince Harry is giving away the Best Picture award, that is ludicrous.
Phoenix also pleaded with us to go vegan ahead of Baftas, apparently for animal rights.

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/joker-star-joaquin-phoenix-makes-153314307.html

Why no animal actors awarded with Baftas?
Liver Bird said…
I've read the story about Reese turning down an invite to Meghan's wedding but have never been able to find a source for it. Personally, I doubt it's true. Reese loves the royals and was thrilled to bits to meet Kate a few years back. I think she would definitely have gone had she been invited.
Jen said…
So, this big call for diversity in acting and awards is really them saying they want minorities to get more acting gigs because they're minorities, or win more awards because their minorities. Isn't that racist in and of itself? So they are ok with folks getting jobs and accolades for doing nothing but being a different color? This is NOT what Martin Luther King, Jr. was talking about...

There are a lot of great minority actors out there, and they're in a lot of movies (Denzel Washington, Lawrence Fishbourne, Samuel L. Jackson, Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart to name a few male actors). Seems to me the call for diversity by white Hollywood is just fake.
They want to make themselves look better, but until they start turning down movies, it's all lip-service.

BRF needs to be careful that they don't go too "woke" for the sake of being seen as "progressive."
lizzie said…
The York sisters were raised to believe they'd be working royals.

The Wessex children were not styled with HRH at birth and were not (I think) led to believe they would be working royals (as their parents were not expected to be when they married.)

I agree, Louise seems lovely and sweet. But rather than change her life completely, if it was up to me, I'd use the Yorks first. Plus, Will did very little royal work until he was well into his 20s. He wasn't a full time working royal until 2 1/2 years ago. Louise is far younger than he was when he "stepped up."
Sandie said…
@FrenchieLiv: 'I don’t think Harry or Meghan will attend the Oscars'

I agree with you. It would be ridiculous for them to attend the ceremony as they have no credentials at that level in the Hollywood scene. It would be a grab at attention on their part and they would end up looking ridiculous.

However, I do think that Meghan is planning to make a deal/find a partner in Hollywood (she wants to be an A lister in her home town and she still needs Harry for the royal status, although she is too engrossed in navel gazing to realise that royalty does not count at the Oscars ... certainly not has-been failed royals), so you may find them doing the rounds at after parties.

She is just not going to make the deals she wants exiled in Canada on Vancouver Island. She needs to be present where all the actions is. Even Harry cannot get any of his projects going while in exile. He needs to be where the money is, meeting people and charming them to donate millions to support their A-list lifestyles (that is how they plan to become financially independent but the embarrassing encounters at the Disney premiere show that they will stoop low for anything ... the BRF are delusional in thinking that the Markles will uphold the values of the Queen ... they never have before).

An appearance at the Oscars ceremony would be gobsmacking and tone deaf on their part (and great soap opera drama). An appearance at after parties or at lunches/drinks with movers and shakers around the time of the Oscars would not surprise me at all.
Sandie said…
By the way, I did not find the comment from Brad about Harry (as read by Margot Robbie) offensive. It came across to me as mature Brad Pitt humour ... an ability to laugh at the pretentious self importance of it all. It was Ricky Gervaise level wit - Harry IS a trophy husband for Meghan to take back to her home town with her (a place where she failed and was nothing although she tried for years to hit the big time).
Liver Bird said…
Also, as of Feb 9th - when the Oscars will take place - the Harkles are still in the 'transition period' and therefore still royal and bound by the restraints of said role. Sure, I know they - or at least she - have never much cared about protocol, but if as we suspect their continued duchy funding is contingent on good behaviour, it would look very very bad for them to strut their stuff at the Oscars. That's even supposing anyone from the Academy of Motion Pictures actually wants them there, which is doubtful.

Also, the implications for their security would be considerable. Venues attended by royals have to be vetted in advance. Now, I'm sure the security around the Oscars is excellent, but for them to be accompanied by British police in a Hollywood venue... no bueno.

What is not in doubt is that she desperately wants to be there, and in Los Angeles in general, as Sandie says above. Every day that passes with them holed up in the Russian billionaire's house on Vancouver Island, is another day on their journey to ex-royal irrelevance.
LavenderToast said…
It would be comical to see H/MM at the Oscars. MM would try to pull off her wannabe A-lister act and Harry would chafe at all the flashbulbs going off. The real stars would be polite but it would be apparent that Harry is the draw. People might bend over backward to meet him but MM not so much. I can only imagine her wearing an expensive borrowed dress but it,, as usual, would look like a piece of crap on her. And jewelry, well she for sure would try to get some fabulous Harvey Winston pieces to wear gratis.

When will it dawn on her, she is living off everyone else's money and Harry is not providing for her in the style she wants to become accustomed too. Borrowed house, borrowed security, borrowed designer dresses, borrowed jewels, etc...Perhaps when they are in LA they will make her way to Misha's Malibu house to couch surf and yet again, it would be another borrowed item. Poor little beggar prince. Maybe we should start a GoFundMe account for the pitiful pair?
Maggie said…
I'm mystified by both Rebel Wilson's comments and Margot Robbie's joke. It's not that I didn't find them funny - I just didn't understand them and going by the audience reaction they didn't either.

I can only imagine it was revenge for Ricky Gervais roasting the GG audience. The difference is that Gervais made his audience uncomfortable because he was calling them out on their behaviour whilst Wilson and Robbie singled out two people to embarrass for the behaviour of family members.

I hope Harry's taken note that Hollywood will be pretty tough on him.
KCM1212 said…
The only way I can see the Harkles at the Oscars is if .....

Hollywood sees them as some great example of love triumphing over racism and "white colonialism" or (insert inane word salad here) and invites them based on that.

Just reading that stupid article made me sick to my stomach.

I could believe Harry presenting something for 1917, but there is no way Megs will let him on that stage by himself. She would have to be a "surprise" guest like at the fashion awards.

I can barely sit through an award show as it is. I might have to pull an Elvis on my television if they show up.
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KCM1212 said…
Elton John's party will probably see them there though.
Even the Kardashians attend some of the parties.
Liver Bird said…
"Hollywood sees them as some great example of love triumphing over racism and "white colonialism" or (insert inane word salad here) and invites them based on that."

But then they'd basically be saying that the royal family are racist and so by extension is the entire UK. They're not going to do that.

Harry introducing 1917 might be a possibility, but I thought he found flash bulbs traumatising? Maybe better he send his wife instead!

And yeah, Elton's after-party will be where we'll find these two embarrassing themselves.
Maggie said…
@Lavender Toast - do you really think Harry will be welcomed by Hollywood? I'd have thought he'd be more like the star turn at a Freak Show. Who else has thrown away so much for so little? At least Wallis Simpson had class and more recent biographies are painting a far more nuanced picture of the relationship.

Harry found MM in the gutter to which she will doubtless return in time.
KCM1212 said…
New Harry Markle post out
Portcitygirl said…
@Maggie,

Imo, BP's joke about H was crass and insensitive towards a loving brother filled with pain. Jennifer Aniston did say he was missing a sensitivity chip. I wonder if Brad knew how much conversation he was going to create with this? Maybe since he's caused such a stir he will address how he intended we interpret his joke? I wish all these actors would just shut up. Just because they have a bully pulpit doesn't mean they should use it. They need a heavy dose of Ricky Gervais daily.
NeutralObserver said…
@Ava C., Maybe Megs could wear something like Bjork's swan costume to the Oscars. Hard to think of of what poor animal would be appropriate, thoug.
LavenderToast said…
@Maggi

""@Lavender Toast - do you really think Harry will be welcomed by Hollywood? I'd have thought he'd be more like the star turn at a Freak Show.""

Harry is still an HRH Prince and thus it still has a certain cachet attached. Some will admire him for allegedly 'protecting his family and himself' but I believe deep down most (Hollywood celebreties) already have Meghan's' number' so-to-speak. Harry has a curiousity factor (yes 'freak show example applies), after-all there is only one Prince who is a brother to the future King to the most famous royal family in the world. While Meghan, there are a dime a dozen (actually dozens) of her type. Harry is the closet thing most Hollywood people are ever going to meet up close and personal.

Welcomed...well Harry would be but so much negative (real facts) has been written about Meghan that I do believe celebrities would not want to be associated with her. Look, her 'fiend; Serena Williams will not even bother to comment on her now. Oprah has made it clear she is not advising the pair, Has Ellen even bothered to say something in support? So Meghan is now a pariah in my estimation. Will she get work as an actress, I think a resounding 'No' unless casting directors are looking at her for a role in 'porno movies; lol.('Duchess doubles down for a Royal Good Time').
Mischief Girl said…
Several thoughts:

I thought Rebel Wilson was hilarious. I enjoyed her monologue, which I am sure she did NOT write herself, and thought it was quite funny. The parts I remember this morning--the joke about her dress, with half of it made for the funeral for "Cats". And that she couldn't do the director's job because "I don't have the balls for it". So that's what was memorable for me.

HAMS won't show at the Oscars. They are still technically Royal, and I can't imagine MM showing her face when we've all recently seen the video about her lying about union membership to get a job. Unless lying to get your first gig is standard industry behavior, it would seem in bad taste for her to show up to an industry celebration where union workers are celebrated. Maybe that's more the SAGs, but still, everyone who gets an Oscar is in a union of some sort.

No-way will Harry ever present Best Picture. Come on!

The Cambridges looked lovely at the BAFTAs. I really liked the tailoring to Kate's sleeves on the dress. Making them a smidge more fitting and highlighting the shoulders compared to the 2012 version worked very well.

Joaquin's speech was the definition of "woke", but even so, I thought I could sense nervousness on his part to say what he said. His display of apparent nerves was interesting to me.

Margot Robbie simply read Brad's words, including, I presumed, all the "blah blah blahs" she said. I'd bet a good amount that every one of those "blahs" was actually on the paper she held.

Harry is a joke. That's why he has become a Shakespearean tragedy, all by himself. He gave up everything he valued, everything he knew, everyone who loved him, to be a temporary supporting actor in the life of a two-bit grifter who'll divorce him as soon as he is no longer useful to her.

And that's all I've got this Monday morning.
LavenderToast said…
@NeutralObserver

"" Maybe Megs could wear something like Bjork's swan costume to the Oscars. Hard to think of of what poor animal would be appropriate, though""

Well months ago I came up with the phrase (in reference to her hair) 'scalped Himalyian Yak' but that was being unkind to the poor animal!. I vote for a wolverine, as they are nasty animals that even bears don't want to tangle with, or a laughing 'hyena' (as MM does not photograph well when she and those big chompers of her open her mouth).
Scandi Sanskrit said…
Mischief Girl said...

Joaquin's speech was the definition of "woke", but even so, I thought I could sense nervousness on his part to say what he said. His display of apparent nerves was interesting to me. 

Maybe because at a subconscious level he realised that he was actually talking *like* a racist (he practically spoke of us as if we were SECOND-CLASS CITIZENS).

I don't know if actors rehearse/memorise their acceptance speeches, but if they do, I imagine it's not like how when you do a comedy you rehearse for weeks and weeks and weeks until the actors forget that their lines are meant to be funny (by the end of it, they say their lines like they dead-serious mean it).

But you can't act your way through life like that all the time 24/7 (unless you're doing it for escapism purposes, which is an entirely different animal).

And speaking of animals. I know he's a lifelong vegan, his entire family. But you can tell he doesn't actually follow what goes on in the real world because he actually thinks people don't talk about eating-choices IRT climate change. It's like he lives in a Sleb bubble...

He's out-of-touch & doesn't know what goes on in the news. But everyone's got a moral compass:

Joaquin probably *knew* what he was saying was wrong AF at a moral level. Not that I feel sorry for him if he can't sleep at night after that mess of speech... He could've done it another way and he didn't. He has that power to say "no."

And people are fussing about the DM's tone when talking about how Meghan holds her bump. What Meghan got wasn't even racist.

Joaquin sounds more like a proper racist to me, but he gets cheered!

The wokies are the REAL racist ones.
Scandi Sanskrit said…
Also, IDK why Björk's swan dress gets so much hate. I would've worn something cute like that. 💜
Anonymous said…
The latest Harry Markle post is fascinating because with this timeline spelled out day by day, you can see the PR machinations in neon. This is all calculated to, IMO, a shocking degree. The trial balloons. The response when their demands don’t elicit the reaction they want. More trial balloons. Oops, that didn’t work either. Let’s try this. I think this strategy of saying ridiculous things just for publicity, like the JM/Re-do nonsense and the denial the next day are really stupid. It’s non-stop. And this makes me not believe ANYTHING regarding these two and their tiny orbit of sycophants. The media is now in danger of slitting their own throats. They must STOP covering these two and only pay attention to what is issued from KP. This barrage of information is undercutting their credibility. I think all the media outlets should pow-wow together and make a pact that NONE of them will cover these grifters any more. No photos, no headlines, NOTHING. In fact, I think a statement should be made on the front pages of all media sites that they are no longer covering the Harkles because of the misinformation coming from various PR agencies and how that is damaging their credibility.
SirStinxAlot said…
I could totally see Meghan showing up on the red carpet in a plunging neckline and a borrowed crown on her head. Maybe another transparent skirt?? It will be obvious that she is certifiably insane to everyone watching, including the producers, directors, etc. But I could laugh for a week.
OKay said…
PaisleyGirl said...
@Portcitygirl, I agree that it would be a good idea if the York girls stepped up. But I am not a British citizen either. And I think Charles is opposed to them being working royals.

I'm not sure Charles will have much of a choice. As has been noted, many of the current working royals are getting rather long in the tooth. Charles will need bodies to do the work, and Beatrice and Eugenie are good fits (not sure about Edward's kid/s - thought they weren't given official titles per their parents' preference, so *can* they be working royals?)
Animal Lover said…
@Sandie

By the way, I did not find the comment from Brad about Harry (as read by Margot Robbie) offensive. It came across to me as mature Brad Pitt humour ... an ability to laugh at the pretentious self importance of it all. It was Ricky Gervaise level wit - Harry IS a trophy husband for Meghan to take back to her home town with her (a place where she failed and was nothing although she tried for years to hit the big time).

Agree with your take on this.

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