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Archie is an H&M model; poor Desmond Tutu

The website of clothing retailer H&M is currently featuring an image of Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor wearing H&M clothes.

"A Royal Baby First," says the ad copy. "Archie Mountbatten Windsor wears H&M Baby."

It certainly is a first for the Royal Family, who are generally not celebrity endorsers. In addition to Archie, Prince Harry appears prominently in the photos.

But it's also certainly a first for Most Reverend Archbishop Desmond Tutu, a brave man who helped broker the peaceful transition to a post-apartheid South Africa and won the Nobel Peace Prize for his efforts.

Is that what the Sussexes' meeting with Desmond Tutu was about? To sell some baby clothes?

And did the elderly Archbishop know this was what he was participating in? Did he get a cut? Or was his family merching out their 87-year-old-patriarch for a payday?

H&M sent the stylist

No wonder Harry looked unusually well-groomed in the photos. H&M must have dressed him, and made sure Meg's hair was done properly as well.

As Johnny Rotten of the Sex Pistols used to say, "Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?"


Comments

Jen said…
How is it too much too quickly?
SwampWoman said…
Why would she go off and leave him for extended periods?
abbyh said…
I was thinking about the IG numbers. Nice that they haven't moved up but I think a couple of things:

One is that a nice chunk of it is paid - so they aren't leaving unless the money stops

The other is that a lot of IG is about being a bigger influencer than the person next to you. Getting gifts, money and being the coolest of the coolest is what it is all about. So, most of them aren't going to see anything wrong with this. And, they are unlikely to know the rules the BRF follows.

Praying for the long game/chess match. It feels like this has been going on for a lot longer than it has been.
HappyDays said…
If I recall correctly, ENTY had an item a couple months ago that she was planning to charge for appearances, which is the norm in Hollywood for many celebs, but not for a member of the BRF on an official trip to represent HM and the UK and the trip is FUNDED by UK taxpayers.

I’m not surprised either, but I have to wonder if, as a working royal, exploitation of this type is approved. I also wonder if Harry was aware she did it while he was away in Botswana.

Just incredibly tacky and greedy behavior, but narcissists can never get enough money.
Likely the reason it was press embargoed.
Felicia said…
Of course she did. The “gig” and the price for her appearance were set up months ago. No different than people paying to go to dinner with Hillary Clinton, with the money going to her “Foundation.” Me-again has surrounded herself with handlers who used to work with the Clintons. I’m sure as the money goes to the “Sussex Foundation,” she’ll find a similar way to abscond with the money just as the Clintons did . It’s all the same Deep State characters.
abbyh said…
According the DM headlines, she refuses to let her own needs "fade away" while meeting her royal duties and that she is determined to fulfil her heart's desires.

I imagine this is as a gauntlet tossed.

HappyDays said…
Greed knows no boundary, and she had the balls to do it while on an official trip paid for by taxpayer money while on an official capacity representing the UK and HM. Everybody knows that even if it goes to their “foundation,” it’s basically a money-laundering scheme to fund their personal expenses.
Girl with a Hat said…
this is an encore for Harry. He already did this in August 2013.
SwampWoman said…
Well, I suppose I am boycotting H&M (I hadn't heard of them). Ah, I see why. There are two stores in the area that are at malls. How passe. It seems strange for a retail company in these times dangerous for retail to do something this controversial that may/will inspire boycotts. They can't afford to lose the customers and potential customers, I would think. Is H&M circling the drain, financially speaking, and depending on this hail Mary pass to save them? I note that the USA site does not appear to have the baby alleged to be Archie (or at least I didn't find it).
Girl with a Hat said…
Lainey's web site is down. Probably a Denial of Service attack by hackers for ransom. LOL! It couldn't happen to a worse person.
Girl with a Hat said…
Ashlee from Danja Zone on youtube seems to have some good connections. She was told that it was Oprah who is pushing them to use Africa as their launching pad. Oprah also tried to penetrate the African market but it didn't work for her. She is hoping that Meghan can help her do that. It makes sense to me. I remember Oprah spending a lot of time in South Africa a few years back.
Girl with a Hat said…
I think Oprah is facilitating her efforts in South Africa and Oprah knows all the rich people in SA.
Hikari said…
I finished off the chorus . . .

"And it seems to me you lived your lies
Like a candle in the wind
Always knowing who to cling to when the papps moved in
We didn't want to know you,
But Haz was just a kid;
His candle has burned out
Long before your merching ever did . . "
Liver Bird said…
Just checked. Picture has been changed on H&M site.
Avery said…
They've taken it down as of today - I just looked. Site running, no Archie.
Beth said…
Bootsy, Fergie was raised very differently than MM. She grew up around the Royal Family, her father worked with them, and she was taught respect; not just for them but for others, as well. Although she seemed a bit of a rebel, she at least apologized and had the decency to appear chastened when she went rogue. MM on the other hand was raised by two very liberal parents who taught her that it's OK to rebel and to do your own thing when you encounter something you don't like. They even encouraged it so it's no wonder that she refuses to conform. She appears to think that her way is always better and woe betide anyone who tries to tame her or tell her what to do. I'll bet Prince Phillip is thinking that Fergie was a delight compared to this arriviste.
NeutralObserver said…
@gabes_human, ditto on the bra & holding on to keepsakes of one's babies. LOL.
bootsy said…
Looks like the HandM ad has been pulled.
KnitWit said…
Hope some enterprising soul puts the clothes on eBay.

KnitWit said…
Followers aren't necessarily fans. Some are bots, some haters and who knows what.
KnitWit said…
And not even a British sweatshop brand.
Anonymous said…
@Alice, obvi I agree. It's easy to think that they're doing nothing, but I think that they are letting Rach bury herself.

@AbbyH: of course, a lot of it is paid. And IG numbers mean nothing to me. But they mean a lot to Rach. And the point isn't that the IG numbers aren't dropping, it's that they aren't growing. At all. Most people don't unfollow for this. But the push to break the internet fell flat, and they can't match the IG numbers of the Cambridges (a big goal, I guess). Archie was the big play and no doubt his loving mother thought this would drive numbers up, and nothing. THAT is the point. It has nothing to do with "influencers". It has everything to do with the fact that there is no flocking to the Dumbartons.

It has been going on a long time. But looking back, think of how far the Dumbartons have fallen from grace, prestige, honor, popularity without the BRF doing anything but watching and waiting. Maybe facilitating a bit behind the scenes to walk Rach and the Mr. into the trap.
Anonymous said…
It's actually quite different, Felicia. I'm not going to argue politics, but Hillary Clinton was not serving in office and being supported by the taxpayers when she earned that money for the foundation. Big bloody difference.

IMO the deep state is crazy ass merde, but whatevs. The difference is still quite clear.

HOWEVER, and I will give you this one, the same people who applaud Markle cannot simultaneously attack Donald for grifting in office. Grifting from others in office or in appointed position is always, always skeezy. Taxpayers supporting you, you can't grift on the side. Period. Now, Bye Felicia :)
Anonymous said…
Exactly, Knitwit. My point: the point isn't that the IG numbers aren't dropping, it's that they aren't growing. At all. Most people don't unfollow for this and many followers are bought bots. But the push to break the internet fell flat, and the Dumbarton's can't match the IG numbers of the Cambridges (a big goal, I guess). Archie was the big play and no doubt his loving mother thought this would drive numbers up, and nothing. THAT is the point. Archie and the pimp walk brought no new followers flocking to the Dumbartons.
bootsy said…
@Beth Yes, I know Fergir was raised within the culture of deference and that MM has not been. That was the point I was making:)
Fairy Crocodile said…
I would very much like to see a wide move to protect the environment and royals can do so much to help. It is just Harry is inconsistent and hypocritical. He will fly private jets while lecturing us. That is why his campaign backfired. I also think the palace cut them loose, no way savvy advisers would allow such train crash of a trip.
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