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Meghan and the Inevitable Scandals of the Sussex Foundation

Two foundations, two office spaces, two sets of administrators, two sets of accountants, two sets of expenses. This week the Royal Foundation, the charity project that Prince William and Prince Harry founded together in 2009, was split into two.

Harry and his wife Meghan will run a separate charity that has not yet been named, although some fun-seeker set up a Royal Sussex Foundation account on Instagram.

A digital squatter has taken @Royal SussexFoundation 
Meghan apparently got what she wanted: her own version of the type of celebrity foundation run by Jennifer Lopez, John Mayer, Lady Gaga and others she sees as big stars like herself. (Not to mention the foundations of Meghan buddies like George Clooney and Oprah Winfrey.)

Celebrity foundations aren't popular just because famous people want to "give back". They are popular because they can make you look charitable without having to actually be charitable.

If The Nutty Flavor Foundation sponsors, say, an all-star tennis tournament to fight morning caffeine addiction, I could look like a very caring and supportive person while lending nothing but my name and presence. Sponsors pick up all the real bills.

In fact, sponsors will pick up the bills for my first-class travel to the event (held someplace nice, so the tennis stars will also want to attend) plus my first-class accommodation and meals during the event.

I'll also need something nice to wear every day to sit in the stands, plus something extra-nice to hand out the trophies, and sponsors will pay for that too - dresses, shoes, purses.

No wonder Meghan wants her own foundation.

Donations can be used for so many things

Perhaps another group - a corporation or NGO - would like Meghan to bring her word salad to their event as a featured speaker.

Of course, Royals cannot be paid for their appearances, but one could certainly ask for a "donation to the Royal Sussex Foundation" to "support all the good work they do."  Who could object to that?

That money would go to the foundation's general fund, where it could pay for Meghan's real passion in life - PR to make herself look good. Since her days on Suits, Meghan has put a large part of her income into paying PR agencies to boost her profile, get her invited to events, help her access sponsorships and freebies, and put her in touch with powerful people.

Wouldn't it be wonderful to have someone else pay for PR? All under the auspices of the foundation, of course.

It could be written off under the Foundation's "educational" mission; many charities classify their fundraising pitches this way, since the plea for cash usually comes after they have "educated" you about how pressing the issue at hand is.

Where will the donations come from?

The supporters of the future Sussex foundation probably see its donors as high-end corporations, such as Audi, the former sponsor of a polo event in which Harry participated for many years, or Apple, for which he is reportedly working on a show about mental health with Oprah Winfrey.

But high-end brands only want to be around high-end people, or at least popular people. Harry still has some pull, of course, which is why he is the one linked to the Apple series instead of Meghan.

Meghan has very limited popularity on her own; the "one million Instagram followers she had before marrying Harry" were mostly fake - someone traced them to a bot farm in Kazakhstan - and the Harry Markle blog makes a good argument as many as 75% of followers on the current @SussexRoyal Instagram account are fake too.

If I know that, the marketing people at Apple, Audi, and other high-end brands know that too.

So - who might be interested in giving money to a not-to-bright second son and his ostentatious, publicity-seeking wife?

This has happened before

Let's look at the people who gave money to the last not-to-bright second son and his ostentatious, publicity-seeking wife - Prince Andrew and Fergie.

There's US property tycoon/child molester Jeffrey Epstein, Libyan Col. Gaddafi's son Saif and his buddy, the Libyan gun smuggler Tarek Kaitun, corrupt Tunesian regime member Sakher al-Materi, plus Timor Kulibayev, the son-in-law of the President of Kazakhstan, whom Andrew sold the house the Queen gave him as a wedding present for £3m over the asking price. (The house, less than 20 years old, was quickly torn down)

These are the kind of people who have lots of money and are willing to use it to get close to the British Royal Family, even its lesser members. Their present-day equivalents will swarm to the new Foundation.

Meg doesn't care where the money comes from, and dim, addled Harry (perhaps substance-addled Harry) doesn't care where it comes from either. As long as it comes.

The person who probably cares is William.

The fragile monarchy

Having been trained since childhood to take over the monarchy, William probably has a good sense of how fragile it is.

The Queen was born just eight years after Russia's entire Royal Family was stood up against a wall and shot (and is probably acutely aware of how her grandfather, George V, refused to give them refuge in Britain.) Prince Philip escaped the overthrow of the Greek Monarchy as a toddler by being smuggled out in a trunk.

Both of them know how even an established monarchy can disappear very quickly, something they have no doubt communicated to William.

Meanwhile, he's watched Andrew cast a shadow over the entire family with the association to Epstein (and all the rumors about precisely what that association might include).

William certainly doesn't want his brother to turn into another "Air Miles Andy", palling around with and accepting money from an international cast of bad actors, besmirching the monarchy and humiliating himself in the process.

After their mother's death, he protected Harry for decades from the consequences of Harry's own bad decisions. Now that Markle is in the picture, William isn't able to do that any more.

The real feud

I always think it's odd that the "feud" in the British Royal Family is painted as Kate vs Meghan or William vs. Harry.

It's clearly William vs. Meghan. Both want to be in charge, but for very different reasons.

Meghan acknowledged this with some PR plants surrounding her departure this week. "William's quite controlling, and he was in control when it was just the three of them, but now he's not," said a 'Royal insider' to the Sunday Times.

Of course he's controlling. 

William is going to be the King. It's his job to run things. Does anyone call the Queen - or for that matter, Angela Merkel, controlling? The word is a negative way to express simple leadership, spoken by someone who doesn't want to be led.

(Controlling is quite an American expression, by the way, the California therapy-speak so beloved by Meghan. The person speaking to the Times is described as a 'he', but it seems likely that words came by proxy from Meg.)

Anyway, the source to the Times went on to say that Meg "understands the power of social media, and Harry's getting into all that because he doesn't much like traditional media either. So they're maxing up their standalone brand. William's going to have to get used to it."

Scandals seem inevitable

What is William supposed to get used to?

To regular PR plants suggesting that he's cheating on his wife with the wife of a friend? (Even Enty is promoting this dumb idea, although several insider toffs have come out saying it is nonsense.)

To constant jabs at his sweet-tempered wife in the media? This week's version, in the Sun, had one of those rent-a-Royal-commenters saying, "Who would Kate be without Prince William? She certainly wouldn't be well-known. Meghan without Harry would have been well-known."

Or should he get used to embarrassing proximity to a foundation that takes cash and favors from anyone willing to pay?

At least it's not his own foundation anymore.

Scandals surrounding the Royal Sussex Foundation, or whatever it chooses to call itself, seem inevitable.  William is just trying to get out of the way. 

Comments

Miss_Christina said…
If Nutmeg is allowed her way in this, I see the writing on the wall for the monarchy as we know it. I'm not a monarchist, really, (hey, I had ancestors who were involved in that little temper tantrum of 1776), but I don't want it to be destroyed, if for no other reason than the history and tradition of Britain is represented by them. I am a huge fan of the Queen, not terribly impressed by Charles, but like William and his family. Meg is going to be like these American "activists" who want to tear down institutions and rewrite history to suit themselves, except you could argue the activists think they're doing it for the people whereas Meg would be doing it all for herself. If she and Harry are allowed to tarnish the RF, then I see it being very easy for the British people to decide, once the Queen is gone, to abolish the whole thing.

I know that even the Queen can't tell another adult what he's allowed to do if he's hell bent on doing it, but I think they kind of made a mistake. She could have said, fine, you can marry this woman, but I won't allow you to make Eugenie change her wedding date, you will just have to pick another date, and wait. Maybe in the interim she'd have slipped up and Harry would have had a chance to dump her again and we'd be spared her crap.

Then again, I wouldn't have this blog to entertain me during morning coffee either, lol.
Blackbird said…
There needs to be transparency around everything, otherwise there will be a lot of trouble. I don't think Harry understands that at this point.
Maddie said…
Thanks for the new post Nutty. You know, I forgot all about Sarah and Andrew seeking money and all that. But I like Sarah, she’s not like MM so I’m giving her a pass. One thing that is for sure is that MM must know Harry has a limited income, William will be king and the controller of the purse so she is grabbing all the cash she can now. As you have posted, this is her game plan and the divorce should bring the windfall she wants. I love your blog and all the all the wonderful commenters post. This is so entertaining as Miss Christina says. LOL.
Blackbird said…
I forgot to say, thank you Nutty for this new post and for your blog. I find your writing style excellent and thought provoking, and the commenters very interesting.
Girl with a Hat said…
user sage1411 on twitter implies that there was an audit done of the Royal Foundation and Meghan's expenses came into question. "gifts" without any description as to who they were for, "programming expenses" without any description of who did the work or of the work done
wiezyczkowata said…
there is a post on tumblr that says there was a deficit in 2018 in Royal Foundation - "expenses increased $500k and income decreased $1M"
https://countesscuriosity.tumblr.com/post/185752951381/1-million-foundation-deficit
abbyh said…
Well well well. Even if there is some logical explanation on the Foundation accounting, vagueness in the description will create a nightmare for people entrusted to file her taxes. You have to stay on top of things as they come up because you sure as shoot cannot remember a whole lot a month, a year later.

Thanks Nutty for blog. Enjoy this tremendously.
Now! said…
Thank you! Glad to have you here.
Lottie said…
I for one, am happy that Prince William is not fooled for one little bit by Meghan and has got her pegged
And i think it was appropriate that the Sussex's were asked to leave the foundation initially set up by Harry & William
Kate was invited to join after her wedding and then eventually Meghan was invited to join (prematurely in my opinion being only the fiance at the time)
Which is exactly when the seams began to come undone
firstly, I found Meghan's fawning over Harry on stage inappropriate
Her answers had absolutely nothing to do with the mental health issues being discussed, it was just all of the same rhetoric she always sprouts about women having a voice...(yeah we get it)
Also the she statement she made "Her and Harry will hit the ground running' came across as so arrogant, that she and only she, knows how to get things done because she is so dynamic and an 'influencer blogger' with her orchestrated, pretentious & chronicled charade of a blog
I think if she said ' i have a lot to learn with this foundation' taking a back seat and showing a small amount of humbleness would have gone a long way with William, Kate and the general public, instead she came across more as hijacking the foundation and wanting to appear way too important
Slightly off topic - if you don't mind?
I think in the Sussex's position, showing transparency is vital but that it way too late, the damage has been done
Instead they want to play this cloak and dagger game with the public and the media, which is thnakfully backfiring big time
I personally think there are major problems with the Sussex's and i am not exactly sure what it is as yet, but my gut feeling says, that drugs are involved
One thing that bothers me though, is why hasn't Harry ever met with Meghan's father, it is a very normal protocol for family to meet parents before a wedding...even for us normal folk...and even if you don't get on....he is your father for crying out load
And why weren't Harry and Meghan advised by the Palace advisers before the wedding about a possible fallout with her having no family there but all of the 'stars'?
I would think that having her family there regardless of their status would be a sign of good will....isn't it better to keep your friends close but your enemies closer
It was ridiculous having Doria sitting there a a lone token of family, when it is clear Meghan has an extensive family
It's a very strange way for adults to behave
Unfortunately Meghan has absolutely no clue or self awareness on how to conduct herself as a 'Royal'
Many thanks Nutty for a fab blog and a platform for us to express our skepticism ; )
KayeC said…
@Lottie, yes! That interview with the four of them was so painful to watch. She came across as very self-important. And then she mentioned "MeToo" or whatever....it was horrible. But I think that is her true personality, she thinks she is the smartest person in the room. (A narcissist). And I guess there is nothing wrong with that, but then the falseness of her at other times is so obvious. It's weird how unlikable she is.....and I tried to be open-minded but she makes it too hard. LOL
Anonymous said…
@Lottie & @KayeC - yes! I only watched parts of the Fab Four interview (I could barely stomach the megster even then) with the sound OFF - the best way to read body language/expressions/interactions IMO. It was obvious even then that this was going to be a series of very unfortunate events.

A big thank you to Nutty, too! This blog is wonderful. I learned so much reading this post.
KayeC said…
Great post, Nutty! You pointed out the Andrew saga.....this really puzzles me about the BRF because you would think they have learned from past mistakes. However, as you have also pointed out, maybe they are giving them enough rope. Besides the tax-paying public that funds them, the IRS will certainly be looking foundation expenses, right? (Do you have the equivalent of that in GB?)

I also agree about the language used in some of these articles and IG post. I always, ALWAYS love reading British words, sayings and phrases that are different than in the US. It is obvious when an American (MM or hired hand) has written a post or quote in an article.

One last thing, I have never in all my years heard people question the mental state of the Queen like they have recently. And I never thought I'd see the monarchy end, but it seems that the longer this goes on, the louder the cries for a republic will become after she passes. Charles, William, someone has to do something, for the slow approach is not a good strategy when time is short.
abbyh said…
Elle, I often suggest people watch (a particular person in a different field) for the same reasons. You see stuff missed if you are listening to them talk.

I first read of it from something by Oliver Sacks I believe. He was talking about people in the mental facility watching presidential debates, no sound, and laughing at the candidates.
Lottie said…
@KayeC
I tried to be open minded too, but let's face it, from the beginning there have been red flags. The first one was doing an interview as the 'girlfriend'. before this was established by the RF...which is a big no, no
It showed a lack of discretion

And i still want to see a family photo with 'Archie'!!
Wut said…
Too many people are blaming MM for the "deficit", there is no evidence of mismanagement. As someone who deals with grants etc, income frequently increases and decreases. It's not necessarily due to malign influence. https://countesscuriosity.tumblr.com/post/185761783061/1-million-foundation-deficit This poster corrects their comments after reading the report, too many people are quick to accuse when they haven't read the report or don't understand what it is saying.
Now! said…
I think the problem is that Charles is so incredibly passive, or appears that way. In the Times of London article I quoted above, it says that Charles specifically declined to get involved in the Royal Foundation situation.

Ok, you're the Dad to two kids who have supported each other for years, now they are barely speaking to each other, and there seems to be a lot of money missing from the Royal Foundation.

Don't you think it would be a good time to do something?

I suppose Charles is not "controlling" as Meghan would say, but he's also not a very exciting future monarch. Take a decision, man. William would.
Anonymous said…
@abbyh -- there are a few presidential candidates who I've been unable to watch sound up lol. Also, reading the transcripts where word salad is glaring, also helpful, especially so for lies of omission. Of course, megster's leg up/derriere out/wave & a smirk engagement pose -- really, nothing else needed for that obvious imposter. As someone said, "it looked like she just rolled out from under someone named John."
Hikari said…
Charles definitely should be 'getting involved'. He is next in line, and should be displaying the leadership he will need as monarch. Farkle is going to be his problem as sovereign before she's William's . . but let us hope that Her Majesty will continue to display her iron constitution and hold onto her throne long after Farkle is in the wind. Honestly, at the outset I gave this marriage 3 years. 2 years is more her personal average. But she will stick around to bleed her new foundation dry for as long as she can get away with it.

After the twin debacles of the whole shambolic baby reveal and her appearance at TOTC (coupled with this rather delicious report that she was escorted home in a police car last weekend in some kind of altered mental state) . . I hoped this meant that the wheels were well and truly coming off this sham of a marriage and she was on her way out . . .way, way out. I'm hoping that this new foundation business is just more desperate Farkle spin, because if it's *true* . . . then the BRF has caved into her demand for a separate 'Sussex brand' after all. And why?? This would be utterly devoid of merit on her part, by way of a reward for a demonstrated gift for fund-raising and impeccable representation of the Firm. She has waged a calculated campaign to be as difficult and divisive as possible . . she's ruined a formerly smooth-running operation and a formerly warm bond between brothers. Isn't it instructive that nobody .. *nobody* within the Royal family, or her own birth family, or any of the people that knew her at school or in Hollywood have had a single warm, positive thing to say about her? Only her hand-selected and paid-for sycophants. The fact that Doria alone represented anyone from Meghan's side at the wedding speaks volumes. She has no friends . . and she's got no redeeming features. None. You can't 'give back' in a meaningful way to others when your soul is a vapid hollow pit of greed and delusions of grandeur.

When Edward VIII set his heart obstinately upon his wretchedly unsuitable American divorcee, he at least had the decency to renounce his place in the family and leave the country. Something extreme is going to have to be done to force Harry to either renounce Farkle or do as his great-great uncle did and renounce his place as a royal. How fast would Farkle leave him if he is no longer a Prince of the United Kingdom? If they go off to America, they will have nothing but empty titles if they are cut off from the support of the Crown. How many A-list moneyed celebrity donors will be willing to donate to Meg's charitable foundation then? The only charity she cares about is herself, and that's got to be blatantly obvious to everyone.

Now! said…
Thanks for that input, Wut. I'm glad to have someone here who knows about grants!

Do you think the Royal Sussex Foundation (or whatever it ends up being called) will be able to pull in many grants?
Now! said…
Sarah and Meghan are very different. Sarah appears to me to be sensual and spontaneous, where Meghan is more calculating. Both spend a lot of time pursuing money, however, in Sarah's case because she spends it so fluidly. And neither are in the position to get all the money they want from above-board sources.
Now! said…
Sarah Ferguson's case after her divorce from Andrew is a good case study in what happens to a discarded secondary Royal. Children's books....Weight Watchers...bankruptcy.

And Sarah was likeable; it's basically that likeability that she used to earn a living.

Meghan doesn't have that.
hardyboys said…
What's this about Meghan being in a police car in an altered state? I view Meghan's future more like Elin Nordegrin. She will bounce back and marry a Dubai billionaire or something. She won't be poor again that's the beauty of this marriage. She secured her future. She will walk away with 10M minimum which is not bad. Also there is no way she is a millionaire. She made 50k a month on Suits . That's 600k but our tax rate is 50%. She was only renting which was the first sign of her impecunosity. No car and her wardrobe was no where what it is now. So she is way up in the deal. Shes looking at how long she can last before shes "iced out" as someone cleverly said here in a previous post. Btw I've been using that expression all week since I heard it.
Girl with a Hat said…
Elin is an extremely beautiful woman who married a very wealthy man, had two children with him and lived with him for many years. Meghan doesn't possess all of these attributes. I'll leave it at that.
Wut said…
I don't think they will have a problem getting donations but it depends on whether the value of the donations will be enough to cover their outgoings. I suspect that Harry's charities will move with him - Sentibale and Invcitus but how much of the money they have in hand and investments will he get from the RF?

I suspect there will be a lot more commercial partnerships that with the RF. Probably some organisations that someone in the BRF should not be getting involved with.
punkinseed said…
Thank you Nutty for your extremely informative and insightful post. I really appreciate your blog and everyone's comments.
Now! said…
I agree with Veena about Meg's lack of money, in particular the fact that renting, not owning, is a big tell. People with real money buy real estate.

And I agree with Mischi about Elin Nordegrin. Elin never wanted the spotlight for herself; she was a nanny when Tiger met her, then his wife and companion, and now she's someone else's wife and companion. She's a very different personality type than Meg.

Except for Trevor, Meg doesn't seem to have stuck with anyone for more than two years at a time.
Now! said…
Thank you punkinseed! And I'm sorry to hear about all trouble everyone had posting last week. I think after 200 or 250 comments the system just gave up. I had trouble posting myself.
Girl with a Hat said…
I read that the guy who started Invictus stopped following it on Instagram. Also, I think that the balance sheet shows that the Royal Foundation had problems getting donations, while their expenses increased and that this corresponded to the period that Markle was on board.
Now! said…
That's precisely my concern - that they won't be too particular about who their donors are.

That could have been one of the reasons for the tension with William; Meghan wanted XYZ Oligarch to co-sponsor some event, and William said that partnership was not suitable.

I wonder if Harry will revive his interest in Invictus. If I recall, at the last games, he and Meg only showed up for the opening and closing ceremonies, and the Australians were not too pleased. Also, the wounded military people were not thrilled with Meghan giving a speech, as I recall.
hardyboys said…
Cuz your blog is growing I think with extremely insightful women all fascinated by the "grifter who conned her way into the BRF" and how long the charade can last. I am intrigued as to how committed he is. Just 2 months ago he was aiding her in the walk with the paps by going to the homeopathy shop at night so I've got to wonder if he feels contemptuous all of a sudden. I did notice the Sussex claw make it's way on their walk out after archie was presented which is her tell tale hallmark of insecurity. I'm giving it 2 years. But by then she is rich. Yes Nutty if she had real cash she would have bought a house in Toronto real estate. But you need a dow payment of 100k or more which she doesn't have. That's why she rented. And she was 35 years old with no house. That's a sign how impoverished she really is. She also said she ran out of gas on the way to an audition. Like wtf?
Anonymous said…
If we were on Jeopardy....

@Hikari:
"You can't 'give back' in a meaningful way to others when your soul is a vapid hollow pit of greed and delusions of grandeur."

Contestant Elle, Reine des Abeilles

"Why is Meghan Markle's grandiose 'foundation' scheme a spectacle de merde from the get-go?"
Jdubya said…
So, i'm wondering, at what point will George/Amal realize they made a mistake connecting themselves to the MM train to Hell? And Oprah? And maybe even Serena. Why would George/Amal even want to be connected at this point? Amal is a Brit and this could seriously damage some of her connections/reputation. I can see them going to the wedding for the whole "prestige" of it but at this point, why continue? If PH & MM bolt to the US, they'll be expecting lots of Hollywood backers. And at first they may get it. But Hollywood will want something in return, and PH/MM are not going to be in a position to give anything in return. Will George/Amal financially support them? Oprah will use them if she can for her own PR but dump them once they can't do her any good. Serena is (happily?) married, new child, and a tennis career on the downhill slide. How long will she stand by MM?

I'm thinking PH/MM will get in to the drug scene, & PH is going to start partying again. "the powers that be" will get some real dirt on him and his mental state will deteriorate more and more. When he breaks, it's going to be epic.

Unfortunately, i think he is completely under her spell. Reading the comments on the earlier blog post, so many have pegged it with the way she reeled him in and is keeping him hooked. Moving to the US will ultimately be the downfall, but i think PH is going to crash/burn in a serious way.

Wut said…
@Mischi Correlation does not equal causation. I'm no MM fan but it is normal for expenses to go up and down. With grant funding it is normal for expenses to increase and decrease e.g. paying out grants. With my own organisation we will sometimes make Grant pre-payments, that means a bulk of money will go out and then there may be no further payments for a year. If we did our accounts in december (which I find odd about the RF btw the financial year ends in March) it would look like our expenses had increased. Especially if compared to the next year when we were no longer funding that grant.

As for donations, their restricted donations and legacies are down £1.2m there could be a number of reasons for that. Donations go up and down, it's a fact of life. Their income would need to have reduced significantly more for me to agree they're having problems getting donations.

@Nutty_Flavor I doubt he will. I think Invictus was more ELF than Harry. He managed to get Harry to fall in line and Harry liked the adulation. However Harry is not the sharpest knife in the draw and has stopped listening to those who have his best interests at heart and listening to his greedy, grasping social climbing wife.
Fifi LaRue said…
No worries about Markle walking away with millions. She has no idea how to manage money; a majority of it will continue to go to PR because she'll want to stay relevant as long as possible. The money will be drained quickly on the superficial: clothes and accessories, perhaps some plastic surgery. Markle's family has a history of going bankrupt, all of them, mother, father, sister, brother. The Markle family members are all long-term pot smokers. Let her marry a Middle Eastener. Just desserts. And, finally, Markle was relentless in her bid to marry Harry. The old adage applies here: Be careful what you wish for.
jane h said…
yup. she is probably clueless about money management like the rest of her family. I'd love to see her next marriage be to a Middle Easterner and see how her millennial feminist blathering goes over.
didn't enty have blinds about MM getting resupplied with drugs in her KP home?
The Wiz said…
I love this line from your post, Nutty: "The word ["controlling"] is a negative way to express simple leadership, spoken by someone who doesn't want to be led. So true. So very true.
Louise said…
Veena: I am no fan of $markle and I agree that she would have been subjected to both Canadian and US taxes while living in Toronto. Another 15% at least to her agent. I also think that she probably fritted away a lot of money on publicists and travel to London (looking for a rich and famous guy, according to reports) .

However, I disagree that her absence of home ownership and car is any indication of her financial state. She was only in Toronto to film suits; it wasn't a permanent move. Given that these shows are renewed year to year, I would think that there was no point investing in a house when her show could end at any time. Same thing for a car. The production would have arranged transport to and from her film set .
Now! said…
Thank you! I should clarify that I do think people can be "controlling" in personal relationships - in fact, I think Meghan is quite controlling when it comes to her husband, as evidenced by his posture around her, and her constant insistence that he hold her hand in public.

Business relationships are different, and her connection to William is as much business as personal. When she chose to enter the Royal family, it was no secret that William was ahead of her in the management ranks.

She probably figured she could charm him and get her way as she often does. It didn't work, and she's taking her displeasure out on William but also on Kate, who doesn't deserve it.
Now! said…
Meh, not all Middle Easterners are the same. A Lebanese Christian is not an Iranian doctor is not a Saudi prince.

That said, it would be fun to watch Markle change her religious affiliation for the third or fourth time. I believe she was raised Catholic, and perhaps became Jewish for Trevor, and is now officially a member of the Church of England.

If she someday converts to Islam, perhaps representatives of all four religions will be waiting for her in the afterlife. That would be an interesting conversation to observe.
Now! said…
I'm not convinced that he's out of the party scene now. As Emerald City said the other day on CDAN, rumors of wild parties at Kensington Palace when the Harkles lived there were confirmed by the French ambassador in an interview.

Harry's run-down appearance, wrinkled clothes, and lack of a fresh haircut could also reflect someone who prioritizes substances over good grooming.
Now! said…
Good point, Louise, about the rentals in Toronto.

That said, I've never seen any evidence of Markle building any wealth at all - investing in stocks or bonds or art or anything else.

She seems to spend her money as soon as she gets it, either on clothes or on PR or personal entertainment.
Now! said…
I'm not sure wealthy Middle Easterners will be lining up to marry a forty-plus divorcee with a racy past and a child (?) by someone else.

They might enjoy renting Meg's services, but I think a marriage is unlikely.

Her future might be a bit like Wendy Deng Murdoch's present: living off the divorce settlement and getting played herself by a handsome toyboy.
Now! said…
Thanks, Wut. It's a shame, because Invictus is a great initiative. There's not really anyone in the Royal Family well-placed to take it over, either; it needs someone with a military background, preferably someone who has been on the battlefield.
Amzz Naylor said…
I'm still trying to wrap my head around whats happening. They are getting their own foundation I'm struggling to understand how that has been allowed. Is this just another example of the Queen giving her enough rope? Surely the donations and funds channeled into this will have to be monitored in some form so there isn't a huge misuse of funds as I have a feeling that questions will end up being asked. like you say who wouldn't want a charitable organisation if it will fund a particular life style. Is this their way of pushing back against the rf to eventually get their separate royal Sussex brand which they were adamantly told no. If that happens I fear that the rf as a whole will end up looking incredibly weak and I think then they would be unstoppable. I do not think any of this bodes well for the future of the house of Windsor.
KayeC said…
I have just read two articles about their so-called foundation and the both sound like this is not a done deal yet. Must be PR spin, unless BP release something I haven't seen. Says, "The idea for a charitable venture was shelved when Meghan moved to Britain – but aspects may be revived following last week’s announcement that she and Harry are leaving the Royal Foundation"....MAY BE....in the original DM article about the split it quoted Omid Scobie, and Nutty has pointed out his MM connection. So hopefully this is just speculation, because this would be another gift for bad behavior, IMO.
Nic said…
Nutty, I'm so glad you wrote this post. You said, "[...]I'll also need something nice to wear every day to sit in the stands, plus something extra-nice to hand out the trophies, and sponsors will pay for that too - dresses, shoes, purses.

No wonder Meghan wants her own foundation.[...]"

From your lips to God's ears! I remember reading (or watching a video?) about PH and MM's supposed last-minute visit to Morocco. My impression. was that their visit was "reviewed"/critiqued by someone who actually knows something about how a royal visit is coordinated. The first thing that piqued their interest was that the visit hadn't been scheduled for very long, that the Moroccan's were caught off-guard and everything appeared slap-dashed, i.e., PH's "inspection" at night, that and it was whirlwind. Their summation was essentially they had to find a *means* to pay for MM's clothes she went ahead and "bought" for the BAFTA's -- which they did not attend. In hind-sight, if true, and I have to say in hind-sight the critic looks spot on, PW probably put his foot down and *forbid* MM (the actress!) from attending/trying to upstage the D&D. I could see MM ASSuming she would be there.

Look at the time line:

BAFTAs January 9, 2019
http://www.bafta.org/film/awards/ee-british-academy-film-awards-nominees-winners-2019

Visit February 25th
Supposedly last minute trip to Morocco
https://www.townandcountrymag.com/society/tradition/g26364847/prince-harry-and-meghan-markle-morocco-2019-visit-photos/

Houses of Valentino, Dior, Carolina Herrera most likely wanted to reconcile their accounts!

Household split announcement March 14th
https://www.townandcountrymag.com/society/tradition/a26826699/prince-harry-meghan-markle-royal-household-split-buckingham-palace/

Note also the Commonwealth service was March 11th and the pregnant lady outside the Abbey (settling of debt!). Both Household split (trust/mean$) and golden goose.

All speculation on my part.
Nic said…
I think Town&Country is the only magazine MM does not have "managing" her image. It isn't easy finding on-line articles that simply report the facts instead of making excuses for events. If [you] have to answer a question that was not asked in the first place, then [it] is very sensitive!

Also, it's one thing to announce a split and go off, "globally" on your own. Note "globally". Goes with MM's ever expanding delusions of grandeur. It's another to have the means to do so. So do [they] split the balance in the first place and fund the second place? How long will that last given that MM has to look "so good" parlaying her new working-mum gig?

Also, tonight, the BBC is spoofing MM "trailer trash" and angry!
Jne said…
Instead of the BAFTA’s, I thought the Morocco trip was thrown together at the last minute to prevent MM from going to the Oscars on Feb 24th? MM wanted to show off the maternity haute couture there and present an award in front of millions. the BRF stepped in last inute and sent them to Morocco?

Now! said…
I also believe the dress was intended for the Oscars, and I wrote an earlier blog post about it.

My guess is that Meg was supposed to take the stage with her friend Serena Williams to present one of the Best Picture nominees.

Someone said no - hard to know who it was.

Wasn't this just before Lord Geidt was called out of retirement? Perhaps HM and PP realized that Charles was never going to be able to take control of the situation, and hired someone who would.

Lord Geidt is going to be a character in a future series of "The Crown", I'm sure.
wiezyczkowata said…
@Hikari: there is a blind at CDAN - "Apparently the alliterate former actress turned A+ list celebrity was drunk or at least heavily buzzed during a recent very public appearance. Her alcohol intake was severely restricted for nearly a year so she has been indulging. Looks like she over indulged."

https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2019/06/blind-item-13_14.html

that might be why she was escorted out early,
wiezyczkowata said…
@Veena: I agree with you that Meghan will marry some Dubai millionaire, there is enough people out there that would want to be seen with a "royal" leftovers (if I can be so rude) but she won't get that much money in divorce, at least I hope she won't and that she will be made to sign an ironclad NDA, I think that the RF learned their lessons after Charles and Andrew divorces

re: Meghan being escorted in a police car - there is a blind at CDAN
"Apparently the alliterate former actress turned A+ list celebrity was drunk or at least heavily buzzed during a recent very public appearance. Her alcohol intake was severely restricted for nearly a year so she has been indulging. Looks like she over indulged."
https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2019/06/blind-item-13_14.html
Now! said…
Yes, the ladies on Lipstick Alley have been discussing the BBC comedy bit featuring Meghan scheduled for broadcast tonight.

It seems a bit dodgy, since the CGI character is much darker than Meghan in skin tone and seems to have a stereotypical "ghetto" way of talking, which Meghan does not have.

This plays into Meghan's narrative that she is being vilified by a racist British media, even though the actress voicing the CGI character (and improvising answers to audience questions) is of African descent. Afro-British and biracial American are two very different cultures, however. It's like getting a Russian actress to play Kate Middleton just because they both have light skin.

As the Lipstick Alley commenters pointed out, "The Windsors" on Channel 4 in Britain did an excellent job of satirizing Meghan without racial stereotypes.
Nic said…
I interpret the CGI character as being what Meghan projects as "herself", and the BBC is reflecting back her carefully crafted image. (White) father and half siblings ghosted in favour for (black) "supportive" mother, powerful (black) associates (OW/GK), The Most Revered Michael Curry who quoted Martin Luther King Jr. (at the "black" bride's invitation/request) delivering his sermon to a predominately (understatement) white congregation/establishment. The black choir. IMO, being an angry person is not stereotypical in this case. From all reports, she is a very angry, volatile, self-entitled (in comparison to the RF and Establishment) commoner who to me does come across as trashy and greedy. If she didn't push the "black" agenda/was not bi-racial, they could still call her white (trailer?) trash and give her a different foreign (valley girl?) accent. Which I think is the point to the way of talking. It's "foreign", like MM. I think it's brilliant.
Nic said…
@Nutty, you make the point very well: "Afro-British and biracial American are two very different cultures,"

MM is American who identifies as black. Black Americans have their way of talking/expressions, etc.

There is so much truth that goes unsaid with this character.

Only hit dogs howl. :-)
hardyboys said…
Millennial feminist blathering. Love it. Wish there was a like feature on here. Love so many comments.
Nic said…
Re Oscars. But her CV isn't Oscar worthy. She's an obscure D-list TV "star". TV and film do not commingle at the Oscars unless said TV personality is someone's wife/date/husband, or they have crossed over from TV to film (Melissa McCarthy for example). Not easy to do and to be recognized at that level. Also, I have always understood the Oscar event as being very exclusive and by invite *only* regardless of capacity. Participants have a reason for being there (previous year's recipient, nominee, lifetime achievement, and their "plus one (or two)). Even the after parties are exclusive (I could imagine Sir Elton John reacting to MM gate crashing his fundraising shindig (his queen trumps her princess)). I could be wrong, but no matter how notoriously "famous" MM is right now, I just can't get on board with this. But I could see MM, s-i-l to the President of BAFTA, ASSuming she would just be there looking down her snarky nose at the the who's who. It would MM feel *so good* being "up" (in her mind's eye,) on PK. I think any reference to MM and SW presenting together was MM's lofty daydreaming/PR machine working overtime, trying to get an invite.
Now! said…
I don't think she does identify as black. She has written several articles about the experience of being biracial. Her friend group is white, all of her known ex-boyfriends and ex-husbands are white, and she even listed herself as white on some casting directories.

At any rate, what is wrong with Meghan Markle has nothing to do with her skin color or her ethnic heritage.

Her dreadful behavior is more than worthy of satire, and that's what the show should have focused on.
Now! said…
Also, I believe that the Reverend Michael Curry was Charles' idea, not Meghan's.

And, as an American myself, I have to disagree with your statement that "Black Americans have a way of talking."

Black accents vary by region - someone from Chicago does not talk like someone from Alabama or someone from California - and by social class.

I have never heard Meghan use a stereotypical "street" accent.
wiezyczkowata said…
in his tweets the british ambassador in Morocco basically admitted that the tour was last-minute,
gfbcpa said…
As an accountant I never cease to be amazed by how most people handle their finances. I deal with clients who seem well-off on the surface and/or have good incomes, but they have huge mortgages on their homes, their cars are leased, their credit card balances are out of control and they have little or no savings. I also see the other end of the spectrum...people who drive 10 year old cars, shop at Costco, live in modest homes, clip coupons, live a decent but not extravagant lifestyle and have a net worth of three to five million dollars.

According to the FINRA Investor Education Foundation, 55% percent of Americans live from paycheck to paycheck and 35% of Americans have less than $2,000 in the bank.

If Meghan Markle had a net worth of $3,000,000 I would be very surprised.
Nic said…
Nutty said, "I don't think she does identify as black. She has written several articles about the experience of being biracial. Her friend group is white, all of her known ex-boyfriends and ex-husbands are white, and she even listed herself as white on some casting directories."

Respectfully, (because this is such a touchy subject,) I think colour has always been a societal issue for her because she is neither black nor white. (Too white for the black community and too homogeneous for The Establishment.) This instance is probably the first time in her life that she has embraced just one side. Since arriving on the royal scene, everyone, including her (white) best friend of 30+ years, have been tossed in favour of one person: Her black mother. [You] can't be seen rejecting somebody when they are persecuting you for rejecting them on the basis of colour. It's all the audience will ever "hear" (racist!!!). It couldn't be because they see her for the grifter she is/denial is a river in Egypt. So she must play the colour card. The only way to do that is to pick a side/strategize. IMO [this] fits with her manipulative way$. I would say she has no friends, except for JM. But I question the validity of even this friendship because JM is married to someone who has "reach", even if it is just in Canada. Lots of entertainers love Toronto/its scene, including .... Oprah! Personally, I think JM and MM use each other. JM now ranks higher than her husband in the search engines, and she is struggling to make a name of "her own"/get out from under the Mulroney family name shadow. In short, MM has provided her with the opportunity to do this, even if the coattails are sullied.

Talking about the elephant in the room does make [it] about colour, but we can't discount the truth that MM excommunicated her white family and "friendship base" in exchange for the "support" of a church she probably never belonged to and pretend entertainment friends to be at her wedding. To me, it came off as a transaction of sorts. She gave them the PR/rating #'s, in exchange for a concocted image and whatever else she wants at a later date. (A couch to sleep on, maybe?)

I wonder if it is past reporting like this, that drives the PH/MM moving to the USA narrative/PR machine:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/prince-william/8613826/Prince-William-and-Kate-Middletons-royal-tour-day-11-as-it-happened.html
Nic said…
And, as an American myself, I have to disagree with your statement that "Black Americans have a way of talking."

To clarify, my statement was based on how the BBC is framing their satirical character. They are being very specific, so hearing the character's speaking style would be expected. I love that they made the dispute about hair -- PK's tresses are always commented upon more so than anything else she does or what she wears. For instance, when she "went" bangs, it's all anyone could talk about. If you think about it, it's actually the only thing those two have in common.
346NYC said…
I wouldn't find it surprising if the Royal Foundation were challenged in fundraising.
Most charities have challenges.

I've sat on the Board of Directors of some well known international charities.
One being founded by a very famous Hollywood Celebrity,
much much more famous than Meghan and Harry.
I've also worked on a charity fundraising along side the wealthiest man in the world.

Bottom line is that I was surrounded and partnered with some of the most famous and wealthy individuals on the planet AND.. it was very difficult to fundraise.

My point is that all of the connections and PR in the world do not guarantee success.
Charity is 99% of the time Quid Pro Quo.
95% of rich people don't give to charity because they are solely committed to a cause.
They often and usually expect something in return.
This is how it rolls.

The problem for Meghan and Harry is what is their Quid Pro Quo?
With all of the bridges Meghan has burned with the Royals,
it would seem selling access to the Royals is limited and/or impossible.

So what are Meghan and Harry offering?
A tax write off?
Those only go so far.

They are also now competing for funds with the Royal Foundation.
Who would you give to?
Will and Kate?
Meghan and Harry?

Money laundering?
That's always possible.

I no longer work with large charities.
I've found that most people involved use it as a mechanism for PR as Nutty Flavor mentioned.
I spend my time with local animal charities. I know where the money and support is going and find it makes me really happy.


Anonymous said…
I commented on the "Hand" post that I could see PH & MM (esp from her yachting days) easily involved in laundering, PH without even knowing he'd done it most likely. I think that would be far more compromising to the BRF than drugs, too, because of Andy...
abbyh said…
When I read the comment about bringing in drugs, I thought: ok, I could see that. And now the idea of money laundering: I, I could see that too.

Could he have done something like this on his own though in the past and mentioned it? or would it be more like teasing/taunting/daring him once and then dropping the boom of blackmail?
Anonymous said…
Well, it's possible, but there are so many ways stupid people can get charmed into laundering. Just one very easy example: multiple debit cards with lots of $$$ on them. They can even be made by private companies. I've seen it. "Here, PH, can you take 100 cards for us, and we'll have a courier grab them?" and PH, seven Pimms in, slurs some form of a yes answer. Damn. And with money laundering, you don't have to know you're doing it to be implicated. So, I could see that much faster than drugs. Soho House could also be doing that and MM could've been helping from a yacht somewhere. Again, easy.
50 and counting said…
Prince Andrew served during the Falklands war back in the early 80s. Taking over Invictus would be a great step in rehabbing his image. Although in military forums are more than a few who question how active Andy really was, just as many current members claim Harry was kept well out of harms way.
Anonymous said…
How would Serena have been chosen? Didn't she present? I don't know anything about Serena - maybe she's connected. I can't imagine megster's in-laws would willingly serving her up to BAFTA unless HMTQ requested it.
50 and counting said…
There was also a rumour on twitter that the Duchess was spotted in a Range Rover type vehicle in Windsor after being picked up wandering in the grounds. Who knows.
Silli_emperors said…
Agreed & great points! Upscale lifestyle and possessions don't always translate to wealthy in the financial industry. When you don't know how to manage money and spend nearly all that comes in, wealth is near impossible to achieve. MM's Suits salary was $50K per episode and her lifestyle even with sponsors after taxes plus commissions due reps then PR expenses make that $3M figure fairly unlikely. Don't look at someone's shoes, handbag, the kind of car they drive or whether they shop at Costco, Trader Joe's or Whole Foods to decide whether wealthy.

Also, as to the foundation split it's for the best since there are obviously different paths for the brothers. The wedding would have been expensive for Harry and his wife has expensive taste. He may not have contributed to their joint foundation because of those expenses. He probably needs a more commercial route ongoing to maintain the lifestyle he & his wife enjoy.
50 and counting said…
Yup, Toronto real estate is a good investment. Doesn't really matter which part of town. Rent it out when not in town, revenue property.
Anonymous said…
I'm with you re "Black Americans have a way of talking." I've lived in the south, midwest, northwest, and west coast, and regardless of color, each region is different. Ditto by education level and other socioeconomic factors. I get the concept of Ebonics, but certainly not every person of color sounds the same or even close. I think it's a stereotype, and honestly, I wish the BBC hadn't gone this way because I'm afraid it will arouse pity for the megster and more screams of "racist". There were plenty of ways to be funny without making her blacker. She could be white trailer trash and it could still work.
Anonymous said…
@Hikari .... “You can't 'give back' in a meaningful way to others when your soul is a vapid hollow pit of greed and delusions of grandeur.” lol +10000 how do you really feel? Awesome quote.
Nic said…
SW being asked to attend/present was about inclusivity/connecting and identifying with all movie goers. Two (three?) years ago Jada Pinkett Smith very publicly called out the Oscars that there were no solid acting parts for the black acting community/representation at the awards shows. That it was a whites only club. Her (tweets?) got a lot of air time. Subsequent award seasons have been measured year over year re parts not just for black actors, but women in general and other minority groups, too. Here is a snip from this article: http://baseline.tennis.com/article/79803/serena-williams-appear-oscars-2019-presenter

[...]"Along with inclusion, which we definitely want to embrace, the big theme of the show is about movies connecting us," lead producer Donna Gigliotti said, "not in this theater but in a big, sweeping, cultural way."

Seven other non–cinema-centric stars will address the seven other movies up for best picture, [...]"

SW is MM's friend ... SW had a platform at the Oscars....MM is an actor (!) ... sounds like it would have been the perfect coattail to me. I'm thinking if an invitation had been extended there would have been nothing stopping MM from going. Nothing. I actually think she would have become rabid had they tried.
Anonymous said…
The 2018 oscars were down like 17% from the 2017 ones. And viewership had been steadily down (2019 being a new exception). I would not put them above trying to use the new American royal as a ploy to bring in more ratings, especially with black viewers. It is a tv show, after all.
Nic said…
Every country has cultural pockets. For instance, I know two "Newfies" who actually took voice lessons so that their accent would go undetected. They felt that it would be career limiting. They are incredibly intelligent, well educated professionals. But they both felt the accent was a liability.

I think what we're witnessing is the RF's unleashing (from keeping bad press at bay). Ejection by proxy and they get to keep their powder dry.
Silli_emperors said…
@346NYC - Absolutely agree that charity is about the quid pro quo and if you really want to contribute rather than pull your hair out get off the boards and with grassroots and local organizations. For some, contributing skills and time is as valuable as dollars. imo the foundation split is the right thing for the Cambridges despite the inevitable competition for donations. Could be the reason for the Sussex SM expert to outmaneuver their competition. Sussex assume that they will have similar results as Clintons, Obamas, Oprah fundraising because of their connections and they may have success initially but all those names are out there and they all have their hand out. Even Leo succumbed to the lure of "easy money" with the 1MDB scandal.
Anonymous said…
True, but I'd still say it's more about socioeconomic factors and less about skin color. I've never actually watched the Honey-boo-boo thing (or any other reality TV actually) but they could've just gone with trailer trash and foregone the rest.

I am all for the BRF unleashing. What I'd hate to see is sympathy for mm in the process. I know in the US it would be an issue.
Nic said…


Being satire, it's as if they purposely decided to visually illustrate MM's satirical character's *satirical* biracial status both in colour and how it lives. They describe the satirical character as trailer trash. Does black trailer trash exist? I've never heard of it, hence my white version above with the valley girl accent (b/c MM is from California). I know not everyone who lives in Cali speak like valley girls/surfer boys, so please don't attack me.

I actually looked up the word satire because the BBC is being very specific in every manner they are "showcasing" this character.

Satire - is a genre of literature, and sometimes graphic and performing arts, in which vices, follies, abuses, and shortcomings are held up to ridicule, ideally with the intent of shaming individuals, corporations, government, or society itself into improvement.[1] Although satire is usually meant to be humorous, its greater purpose is often constructive social criticism, using wit to draw attention to both particular and wider issues in society.

A feature of satire is strong irony or sarcasm—"in satire, irony is militant"[2][3]—but parody, burlesque, exaggeration,[4] juxtaposition, comparison, analogy, and double entendre are all frequently used in satirical speech and writing. This "militant" irony or sarcasm often professes to approve of (or at least accept as natural) the very things the satirist wishes to attack.
...

Do each member of the RF have poll numbers? How does her popularity poll look?
Anonymous said…
LOL. You're safe. I'm totally not going to attack you because I'm not arguing :) And sometimes I totally use "totally" too much and I have also been known to "OMG!" it and "totally just can't!" lol, so I'm plenty laughing at myself. My only point, which I may have made poorly, is that I hope the BBC pulls it off. I could see it going wrong.

I grew up in the ways of the class-conscious, and I never heard of black trailer trash. It's generally not even called "trailer trash" (in my limited experience/exposure), but just "white trash", and I know that in certain caste systems in the Deep South (where old money/family is still totally a thing), that's the worst you can be is "white trash". But I am not an expert, and I no longer live there.

On the PNW/WC, we're not obsessed with the old money class structure anyway. So, no argument intended, and now I'm totally going to go like eat some eggs baked in avocados (and yes, I'm making fun of myself, but I totally AM going to do just that :) because somedays I am totally a walking cliche and it's only when I'm around normal people (not coasters) that I realize I'm doing the totally thing.
Nic said…
@Elle and anyone else interested, here it is, in part. Hurry before it gets yanked!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCutyg9pGzY
hardyboys said…
Now that your blog is growing I wish:
There was a bookmark feature where we could leave off
A like button
Please domt take it the wrong way i love this blog and spend far too much time on this blog in the past 2 weeks than I can admit. Although I did refer it to my 2 friends. Let's see if they lurk and leave comments.

Ok so can someone tell me where they heard about MM being crazed in an altered state last week? I read this on skippy blog but i cant verify it on written print only those YouTube gossip things. I dont watch bc their not that reliable.

I'm personally fascinated by MM bc I woke up early last year to watch the wedding and was taken in by her beauty and how lucky she was. No maids no problems security wealth glamour prestige. BRF. She did it. How did she do it? A clear success story in my mind. But that fake interview and the holding hands everywhere was too much for me. I hated that sasheyed walk at that garden party too.

Keep posting people!
Nic said…
Speaking of double entendre (definition above) could trailer be a reference to what actors "live in" while on set? She would have "lived" in a trailer while working on Suits. Oh, and look what the satirical character is wearing... a suit!
Blackbird said…
Elin is now expecting a baby with a former sportsman. I suspect she's relatively down-to-earth.

Meghan's income was grossly overstated. One of the reasons her show was filmed in Canada was to keep costs down. That said, there is absolutely no way a minor player (and in the scheme of things she was exactly that), would be pulling in the reported $50k per episode and she is not worth anything like the $5 million that keeps getting bounced about ... I say this as someone who knows the industry very well.

Meghan's house was likely rented for her by the studio, as was her car lease ... this is how studios offer sweeteners / perks without having to front up with so much cash (that they don't have). So, she would have been doing "fine" in that she had a steady job paying okay money, and her house and car (Audi lease) paid for, but she was never a superstar making bank ... she missed that opportunity.

Meghan's previous designer threads were likely loaned or gifted to her in return for social media (and blog) posts ... people in the public eye are always getting free stuff sent to them to promote (you wouldn't believe how much stuff they get).
Blackbird said…
Nutty, please consider posting more regularly - I just love your writing style and the contributions from the commenters here are nothing short of fabulous.
Silli_emperors said…
@Veena if by crazed you mean in the back of a protection? car. Was posted on Twitter by someone who lives in the area and saw it. Don't think there was any reference to MM "crazed" or out-of-control, just surprise & hey I think I got a scoop. It took on a life of it's own and theories and gifs after that original post.
Blackbird said…
Veena, I'm saying this tongue in cheek - apparently Meghan seduced Harry with witchcraft and manifestation / vision board methods.

But ... I would say it was more a case of Harry fell in love with Meghan's Suits character. She was absolutely gorgeous! And her make-up and hair was always flawless. I suspect Harry fell in lust with Meghan very quickly and her lifestyle was so different to anything he'd ever experienced before that he was well and truly caught up in the love bubble ... and before he knew it, he couldn't escape.

I think when she announced she was moving to the UK, the grey men told Harry to man up and make a commitment ... here was this woman, uprooting her life and leaving all that she had worked for, behind (even though she was leaving the show anyway) ... he needed to do his bit. And then they got engaged ... and it was too late to back out. This is all *allegedly*, *in my opinion*, etc.

Interestingly, before their Australia, Tonga and New Zealand holitour, psychics were already predicting the marriage was over and Meghan would be looking for an Australian billionaire. James Packer's name was tossed about, as was Justin Hemmes' (I doubt she'd have a chance with either).

A few articles appeared - and quickly disappeared - last week saying that they're moving to the US ... it's a 'definite' ... I could see that happening, and marking the end of the marriage. Harry would be even further ostracized from his family and I think after a few years we'd be asking, "Whatever happened to ...?"
Maddie said…
Like Veena said Nutty, your blog is growing cause people are fascinated by the train wreck. I so look forward to visiting every day. Thank you.
Anonymous said…
Thank you! @Nic That totally wasn't bad. No Ebonics, nothing that could be construed as racist IMO. The megster is a grifter in any color, and as long as BBC sticks with that and the rest of her fraud, I think it's awesome!

And no, "trailer trash" is def a thing in the US, but slurs re "trailer trash" are different from "ghetto" and on it goes... Sad, really.
Blackbird said…
@Silly - that's what I think too. Maybe it was one of her protection officers driving a different car or something (a regular police car as opposed to an unmarked one).
Girl with a Hat said…
but she was supposedly in the front seat and with a protection officer, the VIP sits in the back.
Girl with a Hat said…
I did read somewhere that she had been seen jogging and/or walking around the Windsor estate but I don't know if it's true or if it's a PR story. Perhaps she was seen in Windsor but since she's not living there, someone decided that she should go to back to whichever couch she is surfing with the doll.
Girl with a Hat said…
if they move to the USA, there's no reason for the British taxpayer to fund them any longer, so how will they live? Harry's income is about 300k per year and maybe Meghan has made some money merching but even if it's 10 million $, will they be able to live in the circles of the global elites after they've bought a house in Malibu. I mean, her wardrobe and travel cost minimum $1 million a year so far and if Harry is no longer hanging out with the Queen, can she rake in the merching money to that level?
Jne said…
The hollywood a list celebs are only interested in PH and MM as long as they get something in return, access to them for interviews GK, or ‘partner’ on a tv show for OW network, or be in a movie to help ticket sales GC, it’s all scratch my back and i’ll scratch yours. Fake friends using each other to promote thir business interests. It’s hollywood business. They’ll soon be yachting with geffin, bezo’s and zuckerberg as part of their mental health iniatives.
As nutty said they will need to run it like the clinton foundation and charge for speeches/ access. didn’t Fergie and Andrew get into some trouble when they got caught up in some pay for access stuff?
Mrs. F. said…
Apropos of nothing but just want to comment here that I don't think MM will ever divorce Harry. EVER. If the marriage had been seen as a success, I think she might have left him when she got bored (classic narcissist). But now she will never leave him, never ever, because she knows she's seen as a failure, and she knows the marriage is seen as a mistake, and her ego cannot handle it. To divorce him and be hated the world over, more than she already is, would be unbearable. Yes, the BRF desperately wants her to go away on her own, but she has no where else to go, and she knows it. She's aware of what happened to Fergie post-Andrew.

My point: the BRF should come up with a better plan for dealing with her soon, as she's not leaving for ages and ages.

BTW: I also think that it will take a LOT for Harry to divorce her, WAY more than the shambolic baby show and TOTC, and for the same reason. He knows, that the whole world knows, that he was warned and warned again against marrying her. Therefore he also knows if he ever admits the marriage is a failure, he will be the laughingstock of the world.

From my not-very-extensive reading, such was also the case with Edward VIII & Wallis. Ultimately, that marriage was unhappy, but Edward VIII did not want the world to know he threw away his birthright for nothing, and Wallis did not want to be remembered as the woman who destroyed the British monarchy for nothing - so appearances were maintained.
SwishyFishy said…
Meghan once said in an early interview that she borrowed clothes from the Suits wardrobe dept. Once she started The Tig, she started milking sponsors to gift her anything and everything. The Tig was her training wheels. Imagine what she is going to do with this Sussex foundation. She's extremely corrupt.
SwishyFishy said…
I also think Nutty's blog is growing because the commentators have well thought out things to say. There's no nastiness and BS. I think mostly everyone is trying to sort out PR and rumors from fact to try and understand what the hell is going on. It's all so confusing; from day one when they got together, rushed into marriage, popped out a silicone sprog and millions were spent on clothes and jewelry. It always seems like Meghan has something on the RF, or some strange power over them, but it's hard to tell exactly what is going on or how long this debacle will last. So long as Meghan continues to play cat and mouse with the media, we are not going to get straight answers from the mainstream. I long for the day that some journalist has the cajones to start printing the truth and delving into all of her lies.
SwishyFishy said…
I love that term "The Sussex Claw" so much! It makes me smile every time I see it.
SwishyFishy said…
Yes, I remember the CDAN blind that discussed how Meghan would go to the states to party and due to her diplomatic status, she is never searched for drugs so she can bring back pretty much anything she wants. Both she and Harry had dilated pupils in their early meet and greets. Harry often looks a bit disheveled. I wonder if she thinks Harry's addiction issues (which are common knowledge, he was once sent to rehab by Charles) make him more biddable to her demands. She's crazy if she thinks she can tame the dragon if his (or her) addiction spirals out of control.
SwishyFishy said…
Nutty, I also love that you're one of the few people to point out the real fight is between William and Meghan. I feel for Kate getting sucked into this mess and always having to be the one who talks with and smiles at Meghan to pretend that all is well in the family. She must be under a lot of pressure when it comes to public outings. No wonder she looked so happy and relaxed at Ascot.
abbyh said…
If she did do something illegal, got him to do something illegal, party to misleading PH/BRF (perhaps the baby?), then the decision (my opinion) would be annulment which would save some face and wrap things up in a nice box for all.

I seem to remember PC being quite upset about drug usage (pot?) with the kids. I could see him taking a zero tolerance if she were using or bringing drugs into the family.

SwishyFishy said…
Lol! I never considered that. The producers of The Crown must be licking their chops as Meghan's disastrous story line is pretty much writing itself for the last year or two of the show, which is supposed to focused on the elderly years of the Queen. The ratings will be epic as people tune in to try and find out what is really going on with this train wreck.
SwishyFishy said…
Meghan "Love Bombed" Harry. It's a classic move by narcissists and cult leaders.
SwishyFishy said…
I agree, his ego and immaturity will not let him admit he made a mistake. Harry has never been faithful to any of his girlfriends and they all have said that he can be very mean when he wants to. At some point, he will tire of Meghan. Histrionics and borderline traits can wear down the most patient of people and Harry is not patient. I'm not certain that Meghan will stick around if Harry makes her the world's laughing stock. And if Harry tires of her and wants her out, she is O.U.T., whether she wants to or not.
Anonymous said…
Great questions, @Mischi. This is probably why the megster has 'always planned to have a global foundation' (uh, huh, and I planned to win the lottery and be a vestal virgin). It's also why PH may eventually come round to realizing that he doesn't want to be scraping by on the hard-earned-non-royal currency megs can grift and he will be lured back into the BRF fold, ever more dependent on the kindness of his brother and eventually (I smirk) PG. Because I don't think a reality show called "Lifestyles of the Kinda Sorta Rich & Quite Famous" about yacht girls and the suckers (plural) who got their salad tossed by an aging, but forever trashy, D-list "actress" is what PH had in mind for his future (although for megs, it would be the pinnacle of her career as an "actress").
Mrs. F. said…
I think it would have to be both illegal and inexcusable. It would have to be huge. If she gets forced-out for a scandal that seems no worse than what other royals have been allowed, that will be very bad PR for the BRF.

I actually think that if it comes out that the baby was born by surrogate, it's not enough to force her out; for a variety of reasons, but two of which are that a) Harry would also be complicit, and b) the BRF will be seen to be punishing Archie for the sins of his parents.

However, I agree that if she's found to have a full blown drug problem (not just dabbling) that might work.
SwishyFishy said…
I'm a licensed mental health therapist who does a lot of work with Cluster B Personality Disorders, bipolar, complex trauma, etc. Despite Sarah's lack of common sense and impulse control, she is basically a benign individual and readily admits/takes responsibility for her past mistakes. She's generally open and honest in interviews, which is why many Americans embraced her after the divorce. We didn't hold her poor choices against her and she said herself she felt more comfortable around Americans.

Meghan, on the other hand. is a whole different kettle of fish. A lot of commentators on social media like to play armchair psychologist and label her with some unfortunate diagnoses that I'm not seeing. Is she a narcissist? Absolutely. Does she have Narcissistic Personality Disorder? It's possible, but narcissism is a trait found in pretty much all Cluster B PDs. Is she a psychopath? She's would need a brain scan and/or a psych eval to determine that as one is born a psychopath and there is clear indication in the brain of what is "missing" in the ventromedial prefrontal cortex. Is she a sociopath? I'm not seeing it, but then I've never met her. It's pretty harsh to label someone with Antisocial Personality Disorder when you've never met them. Most sociopaths are diagnosed with Conduct Disorder in childhood and we have zero reports of Meghan consistently breaking the law and engaging in things like theft, arson and the torture of animals. Histrionic Personality Disorder could fit, but I think it more likely that she has Borderline Personality Disorder. Some call her "bipolar" as well, but one really can't make such a judgement without a psych eval and extensive history of her emotions, thoughts and behaviors. It would not surprise me though. Bipolars are also known to have a narcissistic streak. Narcissism and it's attention seeking, manipulative qualities seems to be the one set of symptoms she has the hardest time masking for the public. I think that, given enough time and rope by the RF, she will eventually hang herself. However, I'm not sure the swathe of emotional, financial and public destruction she would cause is worth waiting that long.
Love the blog, as always!

Sometimes people try to see flaws in others, but really they are only pointing out their own character flaws. So I think the "Prince William is controlling" narrative serves two purposes: mm needs to play victim, and being controlling is really her own character.
Just as you say, Prince William isn't controlling, it's his job to lead as a future monarch. Anyone with even half a brain in his position would distance themself (and the monarchy) from mm. Mm is so controlling, she won't even allow an employee to run Instagram.
Anonymous said…
Swishy, I had no idea others were calling it "the claw", but just goes to show how much it really is like a claw! Grasping and scratching till it gets what it wants. I read a post that likened "the claw" to one of those pinchers found in arcade games, the kind that grabs at a cheap stuffed toy. And here were are IRL.
Aus Unknown said…
Wow, I have the weekend off from SM and look at what I missed! Thanks Nutty for another insightful, comprehensive entry.

This will be the end of the monarchy in time, I'm sorry to say to those who want it to survive. The scandals will be just too much - this time involving money. The royals have commercialised themselves way beyond their constitutional role.
Now! said…
Ha ha, that’s true about the Instagram! And she does a poor job of it as well, with typos, incorrect tags (the one pointing to Australia’s National Theater instead of Britain’s still has not been fixed) and generally poor choices, like unfollowing the Invictus Games and following for-profit yoga retreats.

Meghan also believes she knows best when it comes to clothes and hairstyling, and we’ve seen how that turns out.
Aus Unknown said…
Miss_C: I never read your post before quickly posting my same thoughts! I'm ambivalent about the monarchy for now but when we get the vote, I'll vote republican.

This is the beginning of the end ... they are fools for allowing this. William must be crushed. He's really stepped up with Kate and they are working hard, but it will all end before he becomes King. This is way too scandalous.
Now! said…
Thanks for this! Whatever her condition, she seems unlikely to be a good parent for an infant, and Harry is not much better. Perhaps it would be for the best if Archie is indeed not actually in the custody of the Royals.
Aus Unknown said…
Meant to post 'I'll vote for a republic.'

Also, Miss_C: the Queen had every power over Harry, at law and by discretion. Harry needed her legal permission to marry. Harry doesn't have serious money of his own. It is the Queen who allowed them to marry at Windsor estate and to live at FC. Harry would never have carried out his threats of leaving the BRF because then he would have been adrift with no money for his "charities", no home, no security and on and on ... he would have had to dip into this trust fund and that would not have lasted long, nor would Meg.

I think it's time to face the fact that the BRF don't really give a damn about what the public think. William does, I'll give him that.
Aus Unknown said…
I haven't read anything on any blog that convinces me in relation to the Foundation, with respect. It wasn't detailed enough, with respect. I wouldn't expect any professional to put detailed knowledge on an internet blog/tumblr.

I'm not blaming Meg for the deficit, but I haven't read any text that can be relied upon, but that's probably just me and what passes as "evidence" in my world.
Aus Unknown said…
Good posts in this thread ... 'love bombed' - I swear I learn new words every day on SM.

I think the British taxpayers will not tolerate having to fund Harry & Meg in the USA and why should they? It appears that the BRF are promoting themselves these days and forgetting who pays the bills ...
Aus Unknown said…
Swishy: thanks, very interesting post. It's edifying for those of us with suspected narcissists in our families. Any further posts would be appreciated.
Aus Unknown said…
Kate didn't get to marry William by being as docile as she looks. She's got a lot of backbone, she's just quiet about it. There was a blind about her really going off about MM to William as to concern about Harry. Also, in case you haven't noticed, Carole Middleton is a very fierce lady, if you have been royal watching since the dating years. Carole takes no prisoners and William is close to the Middletons. Carole is, after all, grandmother to the future King. They didn't climb this far for it to be stolen from under by a dlist actress, yachter,con artist and grifter extraordinaire ...
Charlie said…
My bet is Meghan will end up dead before Charles I'd king. Actually it's sad.

Charlie said…
The whole Meghan story will ALL come out. Never you fear!
Charlie said…
I deffinitely agree nutty
Aus Unknown said…
There is circumstantial and direct evidence, including her own words, however, providing that she was very spoilt and indulged as a child. I'm no expert, but it seems to me that she developed a superiority complex at a young age. Have you seen some of her childhood photos? I have childhood photos showing I'm upset, but hers show indignation at some perceived slight, no doubt. I think she has struggled with being biracial ... then she should have thought twice about entering the most shallow industry in history - acting.

I've read that the seeds of narcissism are sown from childhood and if not corrected, result in a narcissistic adult. I've seen it in my own family, but of course, I don't have an expert diagnosis.
Aus Unknown said…
I don't know that I'd describe William as decisive. He took almost a decade to decide if he wanted to marry Kate and was dithering for years. It was the Queen and PP who demanded that he make a decision. At the time, he stated that he wasn't sure "he loved [Kate] enough". These are from reputable sources, not SM. Also, it was reported that he wanted to see "if he could do better" - namely, Isabella Calthorpe, who wasn't interested. This is not news.

It's water under the bridge now, but I think William takes time to make decisions and that is not a bad thing for a future King. Although, being indecisive is not a good trait.
Aus Unknown said…
I sincerely hope not, Charlie ... anyway, when Sarah got divorced, there was still a lot of reverence for the monarchy. It's a different era now and SM is winding down from the force it once was. I don't think the opportunities will present themselves to anyone, save Diana, who was the only one, IMO, who was above everyone else in global popularity. Dying young didn't hurt, either ... Meg is too old to be trying to harness a global audience. The big players are Kylie, Kendall and Gigi from what I can ascertain. The youth set, if you are going to use that platform.
Aus Unknown said…
I consider Elin to be a gold digger, but she lacks the personality disorders that Meg has ... groupies come in all shapes and sizes ...

It's obvious through her history that Meg only wanted very rich, white males to provide her with a lifestyle ... all this babble about being a feminist and "not a lady who lunches" was nonsense. She wasn't a saver, she had zero investments (or we would have known). I live in the most expensive city in the world for property and even I held real estate at the age she was when she met Harry.

Aus Unknown said…
I agree; they both love their "party favours".
Aus Unknown said…
Oh, did Wendi Deng get played? Meg is not in her league for brains, let's be honest ... Meg doesn't have her beauty, either ... I'm of ME descent and I can tell you, no rich Arab would be interested in Meg - as a wife.
Aus Unknown said…
I totally agree Amzz N - this should never be allowed. It's another misstep.
Aus Unknown said…
Her beauty? Sorry, I don't get it. At all. She can look reasonably attractive with lots of make up from a distance, but I find her really old and worn looking. Her skin is dreadful, she has fake teeth, nose and wigs ... those are not traits one normally associates with "beauty".
Aus Unknown said…
The Queen committed fraud over Archie. She knew, she had to have known, and she's head of state. If she didn't know, then it was her responsibility to know and ensure the public are not played. The public has no legal right to demand royal doctors sign off, but the Queen does.

Harry will divorce her, agreed, she will never leave.
Aus Unknown said…
He's a spoilt brat who has been able to get everything he's wanted thus far ... he probably wasn't too thrilled about FC, but he knows he's got plenty of other mansions and castles to call home.
Aus Unknown said…
Agreed on all counts! This blog is superb and Nutty's willingness to allow everyone their opinions without censure. Thank you, again!

The only time her story will be released is after the divorce and the BRF want to crush her.
Aus Unknown said…
Must add that I think George and Amal are hustlers too. How did they rise the social ranks to become permanent A-listers? GC is a washed up actor and he was never Tom Cruise territory. Amal was junior counsel from a wealthy and connected family, but that's not novel. It's all rather baffling to me.
Aus Unknown said…
As someone from ME descent, can we stop the negative stereotyping of Arabic persons? It's just as offensive as racial taunts about people of colour in the US.

Thank you Nutty. But I will say that rich, ME men tend to like conservative women or at least women with classic beauty. Meg is cheap and average looking, she's not going to marry a rich Arab.
wiezyczkowata said…
I really hope that this Sussex Foundation is not going to end up like Iñaki Urdangarin and Cristina's Nóos institute,
Girl with a Hat said…
she also has the telltale scars of a nose job on either side of her nostrils.
Nic said…
@Mischi, I think copywriting her face (seriously), Sussexroyal, etc., and anything related to what they say, baby/family pictures, etc., is her way of creating a revenue stream and getting ahead of the game/setting up their "independent" life. (How she can make it about the money flowing to them, as opposed to prospecting donors/being audited.) Of course this all depends on her popularity/people wanting to actually show up to i.e., to ribbon cutting ceremonies and such and the media actually wanting to show up and report on it/give them the space and publish it along with pictures. IMO, they can't have the public pay for, essentially, their entire lifestyle on the one hand, and then on the other hand force them (SM et al all over the world)/the media to pay to use their likeness, etc. I mean this is over the top control freak. It's tyrannical and downright censorship. IMO, it's also called double-dipping. I think a case could be made in a court of law by the tax payers (class action suit?) that they have already paid for her to be photographed and to hear what she has said because they were the ones who dispatched her and paid for her to be there, right down to her brazier and knickers, in the first place! That includes the reporters. They are private citizens first. I can see a huge backlash about this.
Girl with a Hat said…
the Queen didn't sign off on anything. The child doesn't even have a valid birth certificate and no royal title. I don't see how the Queen could have done anything differently.
Aus Unknown said…
It's irrelevant. She has staff to inform her. She knows the protocol and it wasn't followed. She then had the power and resources to make it her business.

Are you from the Commonwealth? With respect, if you aren't, you probably view this quite differently. It's a matter of constitutional law. The Queen understands, or ought to understand, that the child cannot be in the line of succession. And yet, he is. When it comes to the law, the Queen must accept responsibility. She is head of state.

This is not a self-regulating system and the Queen has let it be so.
Aus Unknown said…
Just to add: Harry in his own right is irrelevant to the Constitutional Monarchy. He only has any formal role because he represents the Queen ("her heirs and successors, according to law"). This is the same for everyone under her and why she is responsible. The role of Prince of Wales etc are relevant only within the monarchy itself and for property ownership. It does not hold any constitutional validity to the Commonwealth. The UK does not have a written constitution but it is conferred through various Acts of Parliament and common law.

This is the constitutional mandate and why it is so important. The BRF have pulled a fast one on the Commonwealth and when it is revealed, it will end the monarchy. There will be no formal charges because it will all be swept away and covered up by politicians, bureaucrats and lawyers. But that is another thing altogether.
Girl with a Hat said…
I am from the Commonwealth, and in fact, from the UK so very much my business.

HM has done everything she should have. She can't poke Meghan's belly to see if it's a prosthesis.
Girl with a Hat said…
Archie is not in the line of succession.
Aus Unknown said…
Thanks. I've given you the legal explanation. I never mentioned poking Meghan's belly, nor did I suggest it wasn't your 'business'. Maybe you need to read up on your own constitution? You seem to be emotional about this.

Again, legally she hasn't done 'everything she should have'. You are just not understanding the legal submission, with respect. You have offered nothing to rebut what I've posted, other than to restate your position (which has no legal validity).
Aus Unknown said…
Are you sure you're from the UK? Archie is 7th in line to the throne! That's probably why there is a miscommunication here and that is the issue. Whether or not he has a title has no bearing on constitutional matters, it's the Queen's prerogative.
Girl with a Hat said…
Since I live in the UK, there is no written constitution. Archie is not 7th in line to the throne! Where is this written except in poorly written journalism articles? There has been no official declaration about him at all.
Hikari said…
Quoting from Aus Unknown:
>>>>"The Queen committed fraud over Archie. She knew, she had to have known, and she's head of state. If she didn't know, then it was her responsibility to know and ensure the public are not played. The public has no legal right to demand royal doctors sign off, but the Queen does.

Harry will divorce her, agreed, she will never leave."

*********

Sadly, Aus, I must concur with you, and that is what is the very saddest fact to be revealed out of this whole entire mess. When we consider the emotionally vulnerable, impulsive & volatile mess that Harry was, and is, it's no shock that he got embroiled with this disastrous woman who was unsuitable in every conceivable way to be his bride. I think perhaps a great ape would have shown more discernment than Harry has in his choice of mate. But it's no surprise, either that an actress, even a mediocre one, was able to look good enough and be charming enough in the short term to disarm him into marriage. Harry is not a bright man, and the buttons MM pushes are the most primitive kind upon which the masculine ego operates. In that sphere, I'm sure she's Oscar-caliber.

It's not impossible to fathom, either, why Harry's family would throw their public support at least behind the lavish wedding and his new bride . . because he is one of them, they love him, and like us all, I imagine, they accepted her into the fold hoping for the best, ie. that maybe she really would be good for Harry as hoped, and increase their shine with the general public for their inclusivity in embracing a biracial, divorced non-Briton.

What defies comprehension is the Queen's utter inaction/silence about the disaster the Sussex Show has become. Sly references to past family dirty linen via titles, or by traditional aristocratic ploys like cutting Smarkle dead at public events isn't going to work with this one. Rolls completely off. When BP presided over the farce that was the whole handling of the Baby Archie Matter from soup to nuts . . .PR snafus to bizarre easel birth announcement to that staged photo call at Windsor, I began to question Her Majesty's mental faculties. It's understandable that her courtiers might wish to shelter the nonagenarian monarch from the sordid details, but She must demand to know what is going on, and take appropriate action.

I figured that Smarkle was getting away with the Pillow Show to a certain extent because she was far enough removed from the Queen that they weren't spending time together to have 'proofs' demanded of her stomach. But the Queen certainly should have been apprised of the expectant mother's medical progress via her physicians and if that was not forthcoming, she should have found out why not. And if she *did* find out, then why allow that ridiculous charade to be carried out in front of the public for so long? And it may *still* be ongoing . . . HMTQ will not be attending the christening, citing conflict with her Balmoral holidays, though it is supposed to take place in early July, when She normally does not depart for Balmoral until closer to August.

Is Elizabeth distancing herself because she knows it's all a charade? She attended the christenings of both of William's first two children. Even though I am not her subject, I have always admired this Queen as a resolute and extraordinarily dedicated leader. Marklegate has caused my respect to slip, because I just can't understand why ER permits the ongoing destructive behavior of her grandson's wife to put into jeopardy everything she has dedicated her life to for all these years.
Anonymous said…
Times two what @Hikari said:

"Even though I am not her subject, I have always admired this Queen as a resolute and extraordinarily dedicated leader. Marklegate has caused my respect to slip, because I just can't understand why ER permits the ongoing destructive behavior of her grandson's wife to put into jeopardy everything she has dedicated her life to for all these years."
Nic said…
@ Aus Unknown, fwiw, Archie is *seen* to be 7th in line. He has not been formally recognized. (His birth certificate has not been formally signed off by *anyone*, let alone officially registered.) This is a big deal because not only does registering the paperwork record a live birth, it also documents who the baby's birth parents are. Unlike Archie, all the grandchildren/great grandchildren's titles were announced to the public practically right after the birth announcement/reporting of it, if not at the same time via press release. So obviously discussed and decided ahead of time by the Queen. And if no title, why not. No one was left guessing. Yet, not a peep from the Palace about Archie. Zilch. If there is a baby, (it's been 49 days and counting since 'he' was born,) then very obviously it is not "of the body" (MM's body) because they missed the registration deadline (14 days from DOB?). Maybe because the baby was born of another's body and she had a cooling off period of 42 days? And by law she had to be the one to register the live birth listing herself as birth mom (father being PH or unknown?). That (unknown) would be scandalous considering the technical difficulties MM experienced with her baby bump. Subsequent adoption procedure would produce a different sort of document listing the adoptive parents as the baby's mum and dad. Ergo, imo, no registered document by the Sussex's means that he cannot be recognized as "in-line". Lastly, what does the DNA say? See possible "unknown" above. Therein is a whole other kettle of fish.

Back to the Queen and what she knows or doesn't know. I'm trying to think if QEII and MM were even seen/photographed together at all during her pregnancy once it was announced. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't believe they were. Was any member of the RF, aside from PH, photographed with/at the same event as MM? Definitely not at the BAFTA's/snark.

What I did see was that the Sussex's were booted out of their comfy digs and cut off from the Royal Trust ($$). Now MM is trying to copyright everything about 'themselves'. To what end? To earn a living/live the dream? Why go so far outside of the box, to generate a "steady" revenue stream? Isn't what the public is paying them enough?

So, many events and unanswered questions left open for interpretation. Suffice to say we truly don't know what has been going on behind the scenes in regards to how the BRF are trying to distance/extricate themselves from this, imo, gong show. Just because we see MM off on her own tangent as a "duchess", doesn't mean that there haven't been on-going meetings taking place, lawyers drawing up documents, and PR strategies being struck.
Louise said…
I, too, have to agree with Hikari that $mirklegate has made me question whether Queen Elizabeth is any longer entirely competent , as this entire saga has been off from the get go....... the short engagement, the invitation for Christmas before they were married, the early invitation to accompany the Queen alone to an engagement.

I have never understood the urgency to fast track $mirkle into the family, why they allow her to spend endless money on clothes and jewels and why they allow her to merchandise the family.

There is something missing from the story as we know it thus far.

Unknown said…
Excellent comment! Thank you Nutty for this blog. Many people don't understand the implications of this separation, and I suspect there must have been some discrepancies found for PW to make such a huge decision. My other thought is similar to yours, MM has been pushing for this so SHE can have control of whatever Foundation the Sussexes set up. PH is too dim to pay much attention to what's going on and is easily influenced. I only hope PW can insulate the BRF enough to maintain some sort of control and kick them both out from EVER representing UK as Royals. PC is a huge disappointment in his nonchalant manner in this debacle..all very sad
Nic said…
Aus Unknown said: [...]Harry in his own right is irrelevant to the Constitutional Monarchy. [...]Again, legally she hasn't done 'everything she should have'. You are just not understanding the legal submission, with respect. You have offered nothing to rebut what I've posted, other than to restate your position (which has no legal validity).

Emphasis mine. I'm not a lawyer, but I would argue she has done everything she should have considering Henry is "irrelevant". As you point out, PH and his heir have had zero impact on the Constitutional Monarchy, except to embarrass them. Sure what's being played out is, in my eyes, a charade/fake and personally, I would like to see MM escorted out of the country. But that's not going to happen. However, seeing SR severed from the public coffer -- i.e., ousted from KP (public) to Frogmore Cottage (Cowne/owned by the monarchy), and simultaneously severed from the Royal Trust, ergo having to generate their own revenue stream, makes me think QEII did what was required of her to protect the tax payer. No title was granted means she has not recognized Archie and therefore there is no public obligation to provide support to this "non" entity via PH, either.

No "live" photoshoot happened (pic was photoshopped/not credited/not declared "official", ergo it didn't happen). Same re "visiting" the Sussex's. (As if, SR would have to go to the Queen.)

IMO, QEII and the rest of the BRF have gone out of their way to distance themselves and avoid the charade so as to at least appear not part of [it]. Given that PH is "irrelevant", please educate me about what is it specifically she should be doing? tia
Unknown said…
All very true SwishyFishy, but from my understanding a blackout has been imposed on the British Press for now until the BRF is ready. There are newspapers that have her full story and just waiting for the go ahead. I am hoping that they would leak some to the US media, but everyone wants to be first with this mess. Nutty, I hope you can try to get this blog out to LG altho I think he has a good feel for the sentiments outside..
Unknown said…
Aus Unknown, Amal is also related to Adnan Kashoggi, the famous Saudi arms dealer whose journalist-son was recently killed by the Saudis
Unknown said…
You're right, I think it's PR spin as well. MM is quite good at doing this to put pressure on the Queen. Sobie is a long time "friend" of Markus, hence the connection to MM. THere are a couple in the British media who have been exposed as mouthpieces ;)
Unknown said…
Yes, I think it was the Oscars, that was just between her "baby shower" in NY and Morocco. True Nutty, LG was brought back precisely because HM could trust him with her life. PC is spineless and was also smitten with Smegs
Avery said…
@Mischi - I snort laughed at your last sentence
Avery said…
@Mischi (Re: HM has done everything she should have. She can't poke Meghan's belly to see if it's a prosthesis.) To be fair - yeah, she could lol. I mean they ordered Diana to have a virginity test for crying out loud. If I were the Queen and had heard one peep about a possible fake pregnancy, I'd be having my personal doctors examine her!
Hikari said…
I think William has matured a great deal since his wedding, and more recently, in stepping up his profile in the Family. You are very right that indecisiveness is not a good quality in a leader (Witness Dithering King-in-Waiting Charlie) . . but I think Wills is showing that he *can* be decisive, just in his own time frame. It is most important in leadership to make the *right* decision, not just *a* decision to appease people with a show of action. One wants it to be the best course of action, because it's hard to change course on a decision that's already been made. (The Smarkle Wedding is proof of that!) My dad always said that the *most* important decision one will ever undertake is who to marry and share one's life, goals, dreams and children with. A wrong or o'erhasty decision here causes grief and heartache that carries over for generations. William and Harry are living embodiments of this, though they are the two good things to come out of the debacle of the Charles-Di marriage. The marriages of the two brothers reflect their unique approaches to decision-making . . and we can see with our own eyes which style works and which is a disaster-in-progress.

William will continue to grow in his kingly abilities, probably hastened by this whole situation with his daft little brother and his daft brother's crazy wife. As he is only heir-in-waiting after Charles, I suppose there is only a limited sphere in which he can act against Markle. I'm sure if it were up to *him* alone, Markle would have her marching papers, a restraining order and a one-way ticket to LAX by now. And be permanently banned from entering the U.K. ever again. But ultimately it's Granny's call, and She is being as passive as Charles in this. I don't understand.
Anonymous said…
I agree re: William. I think it's important to remember that they were 19 or so when they started dating. Although some people can make commitments at that early age, a lot of us need to enjoy the lightheartedness of romantic adventure and dating other people. I certainly did, and it wasn't a reflection of the long-term boyfriend whom I adored and respected. It was a function of being young and not ready to settle into long-term commitment. Just because William would some day be king does not mean he didn't experience and wasn't entitled to the normal developmental journeys required of wild and misspent youth. His life was already a fishbowl of limitations, so I'm all in favor of William having some normal romantic adventures and infatuations. He certainly seems to have grown into a man who will be a strong and decisive king in the future. I also think it speaks to the level of friendship and respect that he and Kate must share in order to have come back together and made their relationship and three children happen.
Miss_Christina said…
I agree with Aus. Rich men of any ethnicity want and are able to pull women much more beautiful and special than Nutmeg.
Silli_emperors said…
@Mischi LOL. I'm not sure about the doll part. On the fence because of the photo with HM. Don't think the Queen & her always polite husband would agree to doll fawning. Surfing may be as a Windsor jogging appearance is her MO.

@Nutty_Flavor Really nice job on the blog. Interesting to share theories with women willing to hear out another possibility very civilly. CDAN is experiencing futuremassshooter vibes from a "dontq..". Did Tricia pee on his cornflakes wayback?
Miss_Christina said…
Aus, I guess I do tend to see these things through an American lens. I knew the Queen laid down the law in her family but figured even with the knowledge that he would be cut off and cast out, Harry, if he was bound and determined to do it, would have married Meg and there would have been no way to prevent it.

But of course that would not have been what Meg wanted, lol.
OKay said…
I'll be the first to admit I know nothing about running a foundation. But I don't understand how MM could really benefit from the separation of W&H's foundation. Presumably both will still be run by whatever body runs such things for the Monarchy, who in turn will dole out whatever outfits, accommodations, etc. are deemed necessary for any occasions. What am I missing here?
Nic said…
@OKay, Simply put and hypothetically, MM could look for ways to charge the Trust/spend the trust fund monies on whatever she deems an expense/is in conjunction with said work for said charity. For example, possibly any and all attire related to royal duty/a visit (domestic or abroad) in the name of whatever part of the Trust they are representing at said time. Royal travel inside the Commonwealth is paid by the tax payer of the host country, i.e., Canada would pick up the tab. But outside the Commonwealth is usually in conjunction with some sort of patronage charity organization/work. So it wouldn't be "illegal" to dip into the Trust Fund to cover associated costs, including evening wear, tarmac wear, underwear.... I couldn't see PK charge the Royal Trust for a new purse, shoes, dress, what have you, for a ribbon cutting ceremony 5km away from home base. But given what I've read reported about MM's spending behaviour, I could definitely see her try to. And who would deny her if the Sussex's had their own "trust"? Certainly not PH ("What Meghan wants, Meghan gets!"). But then there's the audit "thing". They wouldn't want to go to jail for fraud/money laundering, etc. Enter copyright/revenue stream. Free and clear money, baby. Pennies from heaven. cha-ching!
catskillgreen said…
Meghan is too old and not beautiful enough to get a billionaire now. This is as far as she can go.
catskillgreen said…
Her recent friends like the Clooney's and Beckham's seems to be because both men aspire to a knighthood. If they see she is on the outs with the RF she will get dumped.
She was supposed to be staying at their Lake Como place but must have been gone before the Obama's arrived, as there was no sight of her. She must have really wanted to be there to mingle with the Obama's but she is starting to be poison. I think she probably sits bitching about the royals and it gets old.
Spouting "women need to be heard" and other unoriginal statements she thinks makes her appear progressive. I think she would be an annoying, overbearing guest.
catskillgreen said…
Every time I posted on Daily Mail about that dress being meant for the Oscars to show up with Serena the posts were removed.
Now! said…
The joker in the pack here is that she is a US citizen, and like all US citizens liable for tax on all income anywhere in the world. The IRS will be anxious to learn all about her “free money.”
Hikari said…
Quoting from AusUnk again from up there . .

>>>>The only time her story will be released is after the divorce and the BRF want to crush her.<<<<

I am so keen to know what Lord G. might possibly have on her by way of compromising information. The time to crush her is *now*, in my opinion, and not wait. Harkle may be irrelevant to the succession, but they are still living off the Royal teat and have been allowed to embarrass the British monarchy in a number of countries across the globe, and spend lavishly and have wild parties all night every night and otherwise besmirch the dignity of Harry's grandmother's house. It looks very bad; it makes Elizabeth look like she can't control this irrelevant member and his personality-disordered wife.

Thinking back to those long-ago days (circa November 2017), I remember being so happy for Harry that he had finally found a woman willing to take him on. She was an unconventional choice (understatement of the century) . . but that's why I thought it might work. Silly me, back then I figured she'd recognize that she had a great situation for an aging starlet who'd never achieved her dream of becoming the next Julia Roberts, and would plow her ambition into serving her new family. That she had well and truly retired from acting and emulate Her Serene Highness Princess Grace of Monaco in dedicating herself to charities and showcasing British designers. This rose-colored fantasy lasted about the length of their engagement announcement . . and then I got a gander at their post-engagement interview. Discordant alarm bells began clanging . . . but I never dreamed how ridiculous it would get.

Clearly, ER should have compelled Harry to wait to announce their engagement until after the birth of Louis, and presented him with the option of waiting a full six months after that to have the big church wedding (ie, October 2018), declining to make Eugenie change her plans . . . or getting married at a registry office in Scotland if they insisted upon sooner. This would have given the addled bridegroom nearly another year to be absolutely sure that this was the woman for him. Clearly, he had felt sure she wasn't circa December 2016, but she somehow bamboozled her way back in.

The best way for the RF to save face now is to find irrefutable evidence that the Smarkle marriage is fraudulent--that Harry was in some way compelled though blackmail, or that Smarkle is a bigamist or something. We know she's been involved in criminality, but is there anything that can be *proven* in court? Surely Her Majesty has access to all the best lawyers in the United Kingdom to find something which will allow Harry to apply for an annulment. Then Smarkle is presented with the option of taking a cash settlement and leaving England, after signing an ironclad NDA which will see her jailed if she breaks it . . or she can attempt to fight this and all her filthy little skeletons will be revealed, including matters which would result in her indictment in the United States on a number of criminal charges.

Only then can the healing begin.

Hikari said…
Part 2 of above:

I refuse to believe that one lone unhinged wannabe with delusions of grandiosity can bring down the British Royal Family by herself. Incredibly, it appears that they are allowing just that to happen. I thought Her Majesty had learnt this lesson in the aftermath of Diana's death: One cannot bury one's head in the sand and pray that the need for distasteful actions will just go away according to One's own inclinations.

So this is what I believe needs to be put to Harry now: Renounce her, when we find the damning evidence, and issue a statement of apology to the British public. Maybe go back into rehab because he probably needs it again, and the family will work to rebuild the trust it has squandered. Or--if Hazza insists that Meghan is what he wants, he gets to keep her . . on a stipend of say, 50,000 pounds per annum, or what a regular middle class bloke might earn. They will move out of London to some undisclosed location. He will renounce his title and see if he can support his wife in the manner to which he has accustomed her on his own toil, maybe working as a checkout clerk at Sainsbury's. After she leaves him (only question being . . how many weeks might that take? As much as one?) he may come back and be reinstated, but not before.

When Princess Margaret had her heart set on a divorced man far below her station (Group Capt. Peter Townsend), the Queen offered her just this sort of deal. True love OR the tiaras and deference, darling, not both. Margo thought for about two nanoseconds before renouncing her unsuitable lover and staying within the fold. Harry has to make his choice or the whole house of cards folds.
punkinseed said…
Great points Hikari, but I think ER may believe that she can overlook a lot of Harry and Meg's behavior without feeling it's a threat to the monarchy because of this: Remember how totally outraged and hurt the public was with ER's lack of response after Diana was killed? When it took Tony Blair to convince her to return to BP from Scotland? And, all it took was a few words in her speech after her return and she was everyone's favorite queen again. Then, two weeks after Diana's funeral, she and Prince Philip publicly celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary and though keeping it more low key than in the past, everyone turned out to wish them well and all of the anger about Diana was forgotten or forgiven. After only 2 weeks! She has survived this and many other messes, and one thing's for certain: the public is very fickle indeed and the queen knows this very, very well. ER is a master at weighing and balancing what actions should or should not be taken in order for the House of Windsor to Survive. It's all about Survival to the Windors. Nothing is more important.
Let's say she decides she has had enough of Markle's spending. What does she do about it? Cut them both off from the privy purse? What would be the possible blow back from that? Or on another take, what would it take for Markle and/or Harry to do something so terrible that she'd have no other choice but to strip them of their titles? Even after Diana and Sarah got divorced, the queen didn't fully strip their titles. They both lost their HRH, but both of them retained Diana Princess of Wales and Sarah Duchess of York.
Bluestar said…
Yes the Sussex wedding was truly bizarre as far as the Markle guest list was concerned. Meghan was meticulous about hiding her family (when a bit of humor could have gone a long way). One suspects that she couldn't risk her reputation by introducing the Markle clan to the upper classes and the media. Harry couldn't even take 3 or 4 days to go and meet Mr. Markle in person. One wonders if Meghan feared that Harry would back out of the nuptials if he actually met the man who raised her. But fast forward and such worries are moot. Now that Meghan's got the ring, her anchor baby and wears Diana's jewels (a powerful symbol to the British people), she is a formidable snake in the grass. Look for more blame switching and scape-goating (even more doxxing) when narratives become too close or too negative. William and Catherine will be King and Queen one day so it's surprising the Queen isn't doing more to slow down the Sussex train and their antagonistic momentum. Cutting off family, splitting households, grabbing resources and manipulating the press seems like typical Markle things to do, but maybe the Queen and her staff won't or can't say anything because they are intimidated by the possibility of someone playing the race card, or playing an anti-American card (this needs to be said, so no moaning please). Of course one hopes the Queen is above all that and it isn't true. There is actually a lot to like about Harry and Meghan and the good they could do, if only they melded in more, slowed down and stopped the childish one upmanships. It's really down to duty and serving the UK and the Queen. The Sussexes need to support with humility. There's no need for rock star standing ovations and red carpet entrances. It's not always a fashion show and it's not always the Meghan Show. I'm sure Meghan is savvy enough to realize all this and will adjust her reputation as needed, that is if her narcissism and self-entitlement don't get in the way first.
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Hikari said…
Trudy,
Yes, the Archie Situation is very serious indeed. So many of us don't even know for sure if the poor tyke is even real.

My scenario above of Banishment for Farkle did not take Archie into account because I am stymied about where he fits in. They are making noises about christening him in just a couple of weeks' time . . what exactly will be going on there? Are they going to sprinkle water on a dolly baby . .? Borrow yet another baby for the occasion? Baptize the surrogate's real child?

I actually hope and pray for the sake of this baby, if he exists, that he does *not* share any of H or M.'s genetic material. Best case scenario would be . .they attempted to purchase a baby through a private adoption and were found out, and that the baby is at home with his mother--his natural and biological mother--and will be looked after by a person who is not mentally deranged. If Archie is the product of a surrogate but has Harry's DNA, it's going to be problematic to pry Smarkle out of this family because she will always have this leverage.

This woman doesn't have a nurturing bone in her body. I wouldn't allow her to take care of my houseplants, let alone any other living creature. Harry looks adorable when playing with kids during appearances . . but it that enough of a skill set to be a good father . . when he potentially has substance issues and a chaotic home/financial outlook?

Diana's youngest has really c*cked things up.

It will be interesting to see if there are any christening photos forthcoming--actual photos, taken outside St. George's Chapel, in daylight, with other human beings around . . or just more of Markle's adventures in digital manipulation on the IG account. I read somewhere recently that the Obamas are slated to be godparents. I'm sure $markle put that out herself. More of her super-grandiose thinking. George and Amal Clooney aren't enough any more . . she's really reaching into the firmament now.

Meghan displays all the traits of a Casey Anthony--the ability to coolly tell the most outrageous lies and maintain them in the face of all proof to the contrary. Witness the whole Pregnancy/Baby Archie scam. This is why it would really, really be for the best if Archie is only a figment of her imagination.

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