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Meghan and Body Confidence: Some thoughts on last night's fashions

Last night's premiere of The Lion King presented us with two women, Beyoncé and Meghan, who are a bit bigger than they were a year or two back.

That's fine, from my point of view: they're both 37 (although both have been rumored to be older), both recently gave birth (well, at least Beyoncé did), and both are well within healthy weights for their heights.

That's where the similarities end, however.

Beyoncé appears to be embracing her new figure, turning up in a goldenrod dress that showed off her thicker legs and stronger torso. (In fact, came close to showing off too much of it - the dress kept tumbling off and Beyoncé had to clutch at it to hide her modesty.)

Meg, however, seemed to be fighting it with a dress that is clearly a size or two too small. The cheap-looking shiny fabric is straining at the back, and her breasts are flattened and look ready to squeeze out the top of her bodice.

Ageing with grace

One of the worst things celebrities do is try to cosplay their former selves. Madonna is the best-known offender at the moment: wouldn't it have been wonderful if this once-revolutionary woman had been able to lead her generation in ageing with grace?

Even ageing like her own idol, Marlene Dietrich, would have been lovely.  Marlene continued her lounge act into her 70s, wearing a long-sleeved, sparkling evening gown.

Instead, Madonna confronts the public with skin-baring fashions and unattractive plastic surgery. While she can still probably fit into a leotard she wore in 1979, she looks awful.

Compare Madonna to Meryl Streep, who is larger than she used to be (and certainly also has undergone some plastic surgery) but dresses her age and acts her age. She looks great.

Stuck in the 1990s

Meg is often said to be stuck in the 1990s when it comes to her look. From her engagement photos to her back-to-the-camera Christmas card to her Instagram images, she's attracted to the style of a 1990s Calvin Klein ad. Even last night's dress had a 90s vibe.

But it makes no sense to be stuck in the 1990s, or even the early 2000s, when it comes to your own body.  Meg is no longer the "hot girl" she was cast as in various low-budget productions: she's a woman, a woman approaching middle-age, and it's okay to look like one.

Whatever insane things she had to do as an actress to remain camera-weight, she no longer has to do. Most of the Royal ladies - from Sophie Wessex to Zara Tindall to Bea and Eugenie to the Queen herself - have healthy figures.

The exception, of course, is the Duchess of Cambridge, and this is one of the few areas in which Meg really doesn't need to emulate Kate.

(I often wonder why Kate stays so extremely thin. Is it because she thinks it looks good in photos, because her husband prefers it, or because she has such an extensive wardrobe in small sizes? Harder to do as many "rewears" if she puts on 10 or 15 pounds.)

Fighting with your own body

Fighting with your own body is exhausting and I wouldn't wish it on anyone, even Meghan. Unfortunately, she doesn't seem able to accept her body as it is. 

Ever since she joined the royal family, she's been wearing clothes made for a body she doesn't have, from the long white trousers that dragged on the ground at her last Wimbledon (made for a taller woman) to the pleated ecru skirt worn to this Wimbledon (made for a column-shaped woman, not box-shaped Meg.) 

There's nothing wrong with Meg's body the way it is now. She just needs to dress to flatter it. 

Meg insists on acting as her own stylist, and she's not very good at it. But if she's going to choose her own clothes, perhaps it would be helpful to find another celebrity of a similar age and with a similar body shape she could emulate.

Alternately, she could take inspiration from the clothes she's already worn that have been hits. The blue cape dress she wore to a state dinner in Fiji was almost universally praised - why not make colorful cape dresses her signature style?

The flared-from-the-waist navy dress she wore to last year's polo match - site of the supposed $1 million kiss - was also very flattering. For daytime, Meg could do versions of this silhouette in every possible hue and fabric, done "bespoke" (her favorite word) by a talented British tailor.

It could be her daytime trademark, much like Kate's coat dresses. Why not give it a try?

Comments

OzManda said…
https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/royals/awkward-fact-meghan-markles-diary-lays-bare/news-story/b2a06f330b17c10f124912fe177adabc

Sums it all up really:)
abbyh said…
Not just the style of a dress but color (and the right intensity of it even if the dress was "free") on her as well as for the season/outing (thinking of the dark color for TTC while everyone else was lighter).

Color and what looks good on her. Just because she used to look good in this one doesn't mean that 1, 5, 10, 20 years later, it is still a good option.

I used to wear a lot of black and white (which I looked good in) but now it come off as harsh with my coloring. Grey (not very dark or very light) looks better.

You have to be open to change. And, you have to open to the idea of listening to people tell you that you may love a particular color but that color does not love you.

Miss_Christina said…
My God, this woman. Are there no mirrors anywhere in that cottage they don't live in?

I'm not a fan of Beyonce, dressed or half-dressed, but at least she has now owned the fact that she's a big, big girl. Of course, next year she may be out with a new album and a newly, possibly surgically slimmed down figure, who knows? But at least she is not putting on the sad little show Megs is. Heck, even the green tent would have been a better choice. In some pictures it even looks like her neck is bleeding from being cut by that tight neckline.

I've never seen any public figure with as little self-awareness as her. Not only does she not seem to get that she's no longer little and cute, but she doesn't even seem to see how her hair is a mess, her skin clogged, and her bronzer streaking everywhere. It isn't that she appears to have gained weight, it's the fact that a forty year old hasn't even gotten a clue that she's short and boxy to begin with, much less that squeezing herself into a sample size isn't going to make her magically thin again. No one else is fooled, why is she?

Slightly more disturbing is how she kept grabbing at Beyonce like she was trying to keep her from escaping. The side-eye from Jay-Z was priceless.

Nutmeg has dropped all pretense about being the type of "humanitarian" who visits veterans and children. She goes only to the events that she considers opportunities for attention (Wimbledon with the Middleton sisters was forced on her). She wants to be an Amal Clooney type of humanitarian, rocking up to glamorous events in glamorous outfits, not out getting her bronzer covered hands squeezed by the unwashed masses.

I just don't get her lately. She has all the time, plenty of money and help in the world and she's turning into the Royal version of that stereotypical wife in t-shirt and sweatpants sitting on the couch eating Twinkies and chips and fussing at her husband about his ex-girlfriends and why doesn't he come home, while the baby cries in the background because he's hungry.
MaLissa said…
Nutty thanks for this post. It said what most of us are thinking although not in very diplomatic terms :)

@OzManda thanks for that link. As you said, sums it up perfectly.

@abbyh I don't think she's caught on to the fact that she must be open to change. She's stuck with the notion that she doesn't have to change, just everyone around her has to. Thus "modernizing the monarchy" = everyone has to change to accommodate her.

@Miss_Christina She was doing that for the cameras. Hugging Bey as her "best friend" when she just met her. Next you'll be reading headlines about how they're such best friends and all and they'll be arranging for play dates between Archie and Bey's twins and Blue Ivy. Yeah Jay-Z's side eye was priceless. Oh and did you see a pic of her sticking her tongue out again? I don't get that. She's not 5 years old and sticking your tongue out is not cute on an almost 40 year old woman.

That dress!! It was a lovely dress but Meg was busting out of it. Isn't there a tailor/seamstress that she could take this to? I mean she had to try it on right? And when that happened, she should have called someone - with all the resources she has and had them alter it. Maybe she did and no one want to work with her cause privacy and "she's a nightmare" and they didn't have enough time because they had to read a 500 page NDA and sign it. Not to mention the fact that she needs some foundation garments that will help her look good. I don't believe for a minute she's breastfeeding. She wouldn't have worn something like that if she were... or would she? Given she's making faux pas left, right and centre. And 20 pairs of spanx under that dress didn't help her either. Sigh. /end of rant

OK gotta get some coffee in me and get ready for work. Have a good day everybody :)
Ishtvara said…
Hi all - first time poster but I've been lurking for a couple of weeks. I'm not a MM hater, I am an Australian in favour of becoming a republic when HMTQ passes on. I will do my best to be balanced in any comments I make here.

I am getting the sense that MM is very uncomfortable being photographed with the baby weight. It shows in the polo pics. I know everyone thinks she was uncomfortable with the baby, and that might be true but I think she was hiding behind the tent dress and the baby.
I'm sure she felt the pressure in Hollywood to be thin and I expect that standing beside the super thin DoC must be very intimidating for her.
I agree with Nutty it would be best if she would accept her body the way it is right now and in that way be the example to young women that she claims to be an advocate for.

Ozmandy I saw that article today and whole-heartedly agree. Duchessing like probably all jobs is not a pick and choose affair. It is after all her work. So she should stay on mat leave and stick to doing private stuff, or if she wants to work mix up her red carpet affairs with a bit of waving at the needy and doing the less glamorous charitable and patron work. It's not a great look to eagerly show up where Serena, Beyonce and other stars are but play possum otherwise.
Girl with a Hat said…
I read on twitter that Megantoinette is demanding a salary from the royal family of 400k per year for attending public events, etc.
Louise said…
Test. I tried to post twice yesterday but comments did not appear.
Girl with a Hat said…
Nutty, DoC exercises at least a few hours a day. That is why she is so slim. Her sister Pippa does the same. Even their mother is in fantastic shape for a 64 year old.
Hikari said…
Welcome, lshtvara.

I'm struggling to explain such rapid 'baby weight gain' on a woman who did not have a baby two months ago, or any time in recent history. She may have had a baby once, half her lifetime ago, but that's the topic for another day.

I know there are many people out there, and here, who, while they dislike MM, accept the official report that she gave birth to Archie back in May. People who were not convinced that the Many Shapes of Moonbump Mountbatten Windsor were not the natural progression of a completely unremarkable and unassisted in any way pregnancy will not be persuaded if I hash through some of those egregious photos again or debate the laws of physics and what is truly possible for a woman with an 8-month fetus in 4-inch stilettos. I would turn to more recent photos and inquire whether a nursing mother, who has assured us multiple time in print that she's breastfeeding her 8-week-old infant 'round the clock pretty much because he's such a hungry baby and so big for his age would,
1. First of all, be out and about so often at public engagements when she's a breast-feeding mum on maternity leave and,
2. Would an actively lactating woman REALLY go braless in a white shirt on Centre Court? Or
3. Would she squish milk-engorged breasts into a corset-style dress 2 sizes too small in a way that looks incredibly painful?

Who is feeding Archie while Megs is traipsing around Wimbledon or meeting Bey on the yellow carpet? Breast-feeding babies do take bottles administered by others, though usually they don't like it, and besides, the Sussexes do not have a nanny, they claim, having run through three in six weeks.

That's an impressive record.

Hikari said…
Meg did have attractive moments, when she was quite a bit younger than she is now. I confess that I never thought of her as 'boxy' until recently, when she appeared much thicker than usual. She was always incredibly thin, and owing to the sky-hi heels she continually favored, I didn't realize until she started going without them how short she is. Being petite with a short torso myself, I can vouch that it doesn't take much to pick up weight. Easy to go up a size with just a couple of overindulgent weeks.

Megs has been Working It relentlessly since her school days to Be a Star!!! and a big part of that was staying thin, underweight, even, so she could merch clothing and be seen as a prospect in the business. Now that she's realized her ultimate goal of bagging a Prince and marrying into a Family that is going to have to subsidize her in high style no matter what she looks like, or apparently, what she's done, Megs is giving herself permission to eat all the goodies she's been denying herself since she was 17 years old. Also, compared to her former working life, her days are very unstructured now, apart from the odd Wimbledon match or movie premiere. She's bored, and all indications are, she's under a great deal of stress, all of it self-created, we might add. So she's stress-eating, boredom-eating and smug, retaliation eating, and has given up her workouts, all to maintain the ruse that she's 'trying to shed postpartum weight'. Well, it is my belief that somebody's post-partum, just not her, so Megsy is indeed eating for two after the fact.

Another possibility that crossed my mind was that she is undergoing fertility treatments since they are allegedly 'so keen' to add to their family immediately, and given the S***storm that the first surrogate was, she is going this route . . her last hurrah, as it were. Hey, it's been known to happen. Janet Jackson gave birth to her own twins when she was 50. With A LOT of scientific help.

Those treatments blow a woman up. That and heavy drinking and eating a lot of comfort food. We can take our pick as to what is going on. But if she were truly rushing home to breastfeed her baby every few hours, I think the weight would be coming *off*, not going on.

I've never had a baby, so these are only my 2 cents, for what they are worth.
MaLissa said…
I did too (yesterday) and both posts never showed up.
KnitWit said…
Pregnancy, fertility treatments, psychotropic drugs could be causing weight gain.

The problem isn't her size, it is the fit and choice of silhouette. She needs a dressmaker and an iron.

It would be difficult to be in the public all the time, criticized on the internet afterwards, but she chose that life.

I can't imagine a breastfeeding woman would wear tight silk satin or be able to sit in stands at Wimbledon for an entire match without having to expell milk. Why lie about breastfeeding?

The lies are the problem!
NikNak said…
When I saw how she was styled yesterday evening I exclaimed 'Not again' does she even have a stylist can someone tell me? That black dress was a terrible choice.
It's summer here, why is she dressed like Angeline Jolie in a low budget thriller? Lighter colors MegCon LIGHTER. The fabric and shape didn't work for her either. Give your body a rest and wear something that breaths. Everyone's bodies are different, work on your positives please I beg you! I have a similar body shape to her (slightly bigger boobs) and skinny legs. If someone had put me in that dress I would not have attended, or gone back to my wardrobe and fished out one of the many dresses that are more flattering. Meghan if you are reading this you look like a cheap villain in an independent film. While I'm here, Megs please stop beaming with diluted pupils, its freaking the UK out.
abbyh said…
Funny you should mention fertility treatments, drugs. I saw video yesterday of her at LK with another bump swing left right again and thought: oh dear. Didn't we just go through this already?
Louise said…
Thanks, MaLissa. Must have been a system problem.
Hikari said…
I'm telling you . . .there will be a pregnancy announcement by Labor Day. "Archie" will only be 3 months old, but see, if she conceived again the day after he was born, she could 'have had her 12 week scan' by then. Smarkle's threshold for boredom is very, very low, and besides, she doesn't have anywhere to rest both of her hands continually any more. Now that "Archie" is here, the christening Dior has been worn, Wimbledon is over and she's met Beyonce, she'll need more drama around herself stat. Also, it appears fairly certain that Eugenie is expecting, and Kate said she was 'broody' recently . . . so of course Smeg will have to shanghai their action however she can.

It's either that or an announcement of a formal separation/divorce. Harry is So Over Her and ahs been since October of last year by the looks. So what better way to head that off and ensure that the family *must* keep her around but that she announce she's *pregnant again*, with a sibling for Archie? Maybe this time it will even be twins!!! Look for another Fake Belly Hootenanny Show commencing very soon. She may have started it already. Smeg really believes that she Got Away With It the first time.

They say the indicator of insanity is doing the same (unsuccessful) thing over and over and over again, and expecting a different magical result. Sounds like Meg's MO to me.
KayeC said…
Agreed, not size or weight gain. It’s cut and fit. Even at her thinnest, she has no defined waist, so she should wear styles that create the allusion of one. Empire waist would look best or belted dresses slightly higher under the bust. Last night dress was close, but obviously 2 sizes small.
Humor Me said…
OzManda - thanks for the Aus OpEd piece. Well spotted!

I notice in today's DM one must hunt to find the articles on last night's movie premiere and the event(s) surrounding it. One gauge of the weather in the Harkle Household - Harry wore a tux without the dress shirt and (gasp) a clip on tie!?! the horrors. Perhaps he sees the event for what it really was - see and be seen.
MamaPig said…
Hi Nutty, thanks for another great post.
Wow you'd think she'd get it right by now but nope... I was kinda hoping she'd repeat that Oscar de la Renta dress she wore in Sydney, she look great in that.
I was just going through some of the red carpet pictures on Getty Images and I zoomed in to see her make-up hehe ( the amount of bronzer she slapped on always amuses me so I had to zoom in) and I noticed her chin is quite dry/flaky and there's some white flakes, which I presume is dandruff on her hair and shoulders. I was kind of shocked because she is a public figure and it was a high profile event. Doesn't she have anyone to help her with that kind of stuff? I almost feel bad for her .Oh her neckline is eating her neck, looks painful. Here's the link for the picture
https://www.gettyimages.in/detail/news-photo/meghan-duchess-of-sussex-attends-the-lion-king-european-news-photo/1161984053
Lottie said…
For someone who had a blog as an influencer, MM shows that she clearly has absolutely no idea about much outside of her own bubble
The dressshe wore to the Lion King is gorgeous & a classic, but once again it is not for her present body type
She seems to be dressing for the silhouette that she had last year and she is definitely not the same size as last year, for whatever reason ( one could speculate...lol)
The dress would look best on an Audrey Hepburn body type
It was so tight across the bust that her nipples were screaming for help as they were pointing down to the Antarctic
And don't get me started on the back flab, sorry, that is not a good look on anybody, especially when it is a £3500 gown
A;so the waist was ill fitting and baggy, hitched up too high
And without black stockings she looked un-groomed & in my opinion ...meh
At the moment MM wears things to enhance her stomach area...why would you?
Big bellies only look good if you are pregnant
I think a dress from for example: Diane von Furstenberg, fitting but with a slight drape, wrap style would work better & hide the excess stomach, which only looks good it you want to advertise you are pregnant
MM just looked so uncomfortable i just want to jump through the screen with
pair of scissors and cut it off her
At last Harry scrubbed up better than the usual, not the usual sloppy attire that looks like he picked up from the floor 5 mins before leaving the house
Beyonce's dress IMO, was horrible, the style & colour
My advise would be hide the legs, they don't need advertising
Her hair as often is the case, looked great though and MM could try and get some tips from Bey
Safe to say that MM is not the "Becky with the good hair" LOL
KayeC said…
Nutty, you make a great point about being stuck in the 90s. I personally think women in their 20s (I was like this at this age) follow trends and are not sure how to dress in styles that suit their figures. Her look hasn’t changed since then. In your 30s, you’re more confident in your fashion choices and can leave trends behind in favor of what looks best. Karl Lagerfeld always said, “trendy is one step from tacky.”
That’s what I don’t understand about MM, she was dressed on suits, did she not pick up style pointers? And at this age, (I am also late 30s) she should be more confident in her style choices. Sophie Wessex is a perfect example, or my favorite daring fashion royal, Queen Maxima!!
Lottie said…
MM looks totally different from last year
Last year she was very attractive
Now she looks a hot mess.
Her face is bloated and puffy, her skin is not glowing, she looks as though she dips her whole head in a bucket of bronzer
The hair gives me a headache, it is so severe and looks as though it is done at the last minute
She looks as though she doesn't care
Perhaps she has post natal depression?
Perhaps there is too much pressure maintaining 'Darryn' the doll and the perfect family
Who would know with those two?
Transparency and honesty are obviously not in the Sussex vocabulary
Lurking said…
Supposedly she was at Wimbledon for about an hour. So with travel to and from, if she had breast fed or pumped right before leaving Archie, it's possible that she got home in time to feed/pump before being too engorged with milk.

Lion King is a much different matter. Even if she fed/pumped right before leaving Archie, she would be full up by the time the movie ended. Travel time to, walk the yellow carpet, meet and greet, movie... up oh, enough time has elapsed that she would be full up and likely leaking. It is extremely unlikely that she's wearing breast pads under that dress. Where are the pictures from later in the evening?
Lurking said…
I think she's of the mindset that if it's expensive, it must look good. The problem with the black dress is that it was not tailored for her. If it had been made for her and her figure, it could have looked amazing, but you rarely get that kind of fit off the rack or when wearing a sample made for a tall slim model, just sayin. By the way, how tall (or short) is she?
Jen said…
I noticed that too (hard to find coverage). I honestly do not understand why it matters that he wasn't wearing a "real" bowtie. If that's all they've got, he should feel blessed.
Jen said…
I imagine she could have purchased a larger size, and had it tailored. Ah, but she doesn't think of these things....
Rut said…
"Who is feeding Archie while Megs is traipsing around Wimbledon or meeting Bey on the yellow carpet? Breast-feeding babies do take bottles administered by others, though usually they don't like it"

I both breastfead and pumped milk into bottles from day 1 with my children. There was never any problem for them to drink the milk from a bottle. Their father and I took turn to give our babies milk. If we had had a nanny it would even have been possible for him/her to feed our babie with milk from a bottle. So...it IS possible for a mother/parent to leave the house without their babies starving to death :) The only problem I would have had, leaving the house for a longer time while breastfeeding, would be leaking and aching breasts. But not every woman is the same and maybe Meghan is not even breastfeeding.
Girl with a Hat said…
I have a friend like that - she's also a Leo. She wants what she wants and expects reality to warp around that.
PaulaMP said…
So nobody is going to mention that Beyonce shows up at a premier of a childrens' movie in a dress cut up to her waist? I thought both of them looked absolutely awful. Meg probably has a scar on her throat today from that neckline rubbing.
Suzette said…
When I saw her face at TTC, my immediate thought was "She's taking steroids!" A moon face is typical and common with that medication. Another side effect is extreme hunger - that explains the weight gain.

So, does she have a medical condition that made a temporary or otherwise change in her physical appearance? That is surely something that would not be good for her vegan/nutritional supplements personna. It's highly likely that she would be doing her own supplement prescribing instead of following recommendations, overdoing it and inflamming/hindering some critical organ function requiring the use of steroids to combat?
KayeC said…
Yes, I was not a fan of whatever Beyoncé was wearing....a bunch of fabric twisted and tucked....she also looked uncomfortable in it. Actually nobody looked that great, fashion wise. I think both women are pretty, just wish they’d wear their hair and make up more natural.
punkinseed said…
Occam's Razor indicates she's not breast feeding. My guess is she has a wet nurse.
abbyh said…
https://skippyv20.tumblr.com/post/186287714584/is-it-just-me-is-this-the-smallest-crowd-is-it

I can believe it (another baby announcement or more like coat flap to give the impression).
abbyh said…
I read somewhere that the yellow is all about tying into the lion part of the movie. But males are the ones with the mane.

My problem with a dress like that is that people (perhaps like M) will see it and try to emulate it or try to take it one step farther. I often wonder about what is the message that is being sent and to whom?
Fifi LaRue said…
Markle's dress bunched up in the back, and was way too tight across the bodice; it was clearly a size too small. Her legs are slim, so all the weight goes to her torso. The headlines I saw on-line described Markle as "stunning" etc., when clearly she is not stunning. The bobby pins holding her hair in place were visible. Does she not have someone styling her hair? Apparently Markle does not have access to a dressing-room style mirror. It was reported that Harry had watched 'The Lion King" 20 times. Clearly, there's not a lot of intellectual power or intelligence at hand.
Anonymous said…
I agree with what you've written here, Nutty, and comments are on point. A bit off topic, but related: I just saw that Bey & Jay-Z didn't follow royal protocol and they arrived after MM & PH and to bigger cheers. Arriving last is what The Queen would do. Some of the photos of Bey's face and her clenching her hand as the claw came for it leave me wondering if they're really big fans of MM. Also, hearing Bey refer to MM as "my princess".... was that Bey's subtle shade to MM that Bey is queen and MM is only her princess?
Lady BreakWind said…
Oy vey............
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7248421/Meghan-ditched-trademark-messy-bun-sleek-dos-protect-hair-following-pregnancy.html
Eowyn said…
Beyonce looked like a hooker. As she walked, her slit-to-the-waist gown actually revealed her (unshaved) crotch. Yuck!
Anonymous said…
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/beyonce-upstages-meghan-markle-body-18210426
Anonymous said…
LOL on this: Karl Lagerfeld always said, “trendy is one step from tacky.” And in MMs case, it's a sidestep.
Hikari said…
>>> But not every woman is the same and maybe Meghan is not even breastfeeding

Based on her choice to go braless in a WHITE shirt while being televised and photographed by thousands of cameras, plus her apparent inability to retain a nanny, I'd say probably not. Unless Master Archie has mastered the art of giving himself a bottle.

She did not look like she was inclined to feed her child in any manner during her visit to the polo the other day. Though it was sunny enough for Meg to require her Givenchy sunglasses, all the better to scope out cameras with, she did not provide her 8 week old infant with a sun hat, foofy, toy, pram . . no evidence of a diaper bag or anything else a normal baby needs for a day out. Kate brought a car stocked with food for her children . . . Archie had no clothes on, which is quizzical for a fair-skinned baby on his first outing outdoors . . on a hot day. But then Meg wrapped him (very badly) in a hot blanket.

This Michael Jackson act is getting very old.

Meg and Harry are lucky their baby is so undemanding, as they have been at pains to point out a number of times. Makes him very easy to go out with, since he doesn't seem to need any of the normal baby things . . .or cry, or move. He's a dream!
Hikari said…
Let's hope so, Punkin. Even if Meg were breast-feeding herself, given the amount to drink and other she's ingested recently, that wouldn't be good for an infant.
Lurking said…
If you look at the pictures where Bey was meeting Smeg & Harry, she was holding the dress across her middle to keep it from revealing all. If you have to hold anything you're wearing in place to protect your modesty, it's not a good look. The yellow dress wasn't a good look to begin with... maybe it's just me, but I thought it looked sloppy from top to bottom.
Lurking said…
Conjecture... is that red mark on Smeg's neck an actual scar? It's in the right place for thyroid surgery or surgery to remove a parathyroid gland.
Lurking said…
The upper arms were tight and bunching/pulling as well.
Jen said…
Aww, I don't really think his liking the animated movie indicates any lack of intelligence. He was 10 when it came out; he could have watched it 20 times in that year alone. If he's watched it 20 times since becoming an adult...then I might agree. :)
Anonymous said…
Hi Hikari! I've obviously missed something. How do we know MM didn't have on a bra at Wimbledon? I'm not doubting, I just don't want to look that closely at her breasts lol. Although it's a wonder that dress didn't split and spill it all last night, I'm hoping to forego the trauma.
Kate said…
I thought both Bey and Smegs dressed looked awful. Bey’s hair looked good, but that’s about it.
Smegs outfit was way too tight. There is no way she is breastfeeding. Your boobs get sore and engorged easily, there is no way you would squish them that tight if you were still nursing. The backfat was also gross. I don’t get why she doesn’t wear drapy maxi dresses that would hang beautifully and hide her trouble areas. I have a similar body to her with no defined waist and maxi dresses work well for me. She should wear beautiful jewel colors. Also needs to let her hair stay down, the tight pulled back look just makes her face look like a balloon. Her makeup is too thick and orange. She needs major hair and makeup help.
Anonymous said…
Possible, but wouldn't it have looked worse a few days ago with the abominations she wore? Also, I googled and just from images (which doesn't mean much), the scar would be higher. If MM has sensitive skin, the rubbing from a tight neckline could easily cause that. I have to be very careful because I will actually get contact hives with tight clothes (it's really an issue when I'm in yellow cake with chocolate icing after fried chicken mode lol, so it's back to fresh spring rolls and no pastry for awhile...).
Lady BreakWind said…
Dear Kate-As you age you are more pre disposed to getting back fat. Some times working with weights can diminish it a bit. I think because Meghans dress is too small what we are seeing is more like spillover.
Lottie said…
@Mischi
I saw that too!
I wish i could get paid 400k pr year for doing diddly squat!
Attending Wimbledon and movie premieres in designer clothes must be so exhausting!
Hikari said…
Smeaghan has been stunning me for the last year, but not in the way she or her paid PR shills want me to be.

"The Lion King" was Harry's favorite movie as a child. That is likely when he watched it 20 times.
It was probably a good memory he had of watching it with his mom, 5 years before she died. I think it's sweet and touching that he is willing to admit that now, as a grown man, it's still his favorite film. It's about the power of childhood, and nostalgia, not intellect.

I still like 'The Wizard of OZ' even though I watch grown-up movies, too.
Lurking said…
I've had the parathyroid surgery (twice.) Typically the incision is made lower, closer to the collar bone. If she has a scar, it's in the same place as mine.
QueenWhitby said…
I wonder if Lord G turned off the cocaine faucet? She’s being heavily minded. I work in healthcare and see this kind of weight gain and puffiness when a person stops using and turns to food/alcohol to satisfy the pleasure receptors in the brain. There could be other causes too, but whatever is going on, her appearance is of paramount importance to her “brand”. The Meg we know would never let herself be photographed, especially next to the DOC, looking less than perfect. This suggests to me that she does not have control over her appearance at the moment.

DOC is very sporty, and is a hands on mother to three busy kids. I could not keep weight on when I had small children so can identify. She never stopped at the polo, she was busy with her brood. She’s under significant stress to look good and the current situation with MM and Harry must add additional stressors as do the rumours floating around that are very damaging to her family. I think she would look better with a few extra pounds for sure.

On another note, there was a scathing column on MM by Camilla Long in the Sunday Times yesterday. THE SUNDAY TIMES. This is hugely significant to me, and has Lord G and BP’s blessing written all over it. I’m sorry I can’t provide a link and I hope Nutty that it’s not a terrible breach of etiquette to tell your readers it can be read on the Charlatan Duchess blog, as the Times requires a subscription to read online.

Anonymous said…
Well, just goes to show you that what you find online isn't always accurate :)
Hikari said…
Our co-conspirator The Charlatan Duchess has a wonderful assortment of Wimbledon photos (both visits) as well as the polo, and the event last night. She's got a real knack for sussing out the most unflattering photos of Smeaghan out there, and honing in on every pair of dirty shoes, etc. She even found a shot of Smegs with a hair caught in her teeth! That's dedication! She pointed out that Meg's skirt last night seemed, in close-up, to display signs of something spilled on it; there was a chalky residue and what looked like a grease stain.

She's got shots of MM standing at Wimbledon, either just prior to sitting down or leaving, and in at least one of them, the outline of the headlights is unmistakable. Classic Meghan, I'd have thought . .told in no uncertain terms she was required to look ladylike on Centre Court, she dressed like a lady on the outside while going without underpinnings was a way to let her inner yacht girl shine through anyway and give all her critics the metaphorical finger (and maybe a few of her old clients a tiny thrill.)

A nursing mother would make different choices, to my mind, though I've never done it myself. Maybe the Army suplus tent from the polo has a secret trapdoor opening, and heck, MM could pull the entire thing over her head and surround herself and Archie with plenty of privacy while feeding.

And perhaps the reason she was staggering around Windsor Great Park the Saturday after TOC and had be escorted home in a police vehicle was that the fresh air and exercise from her evening jog along with her herbal supplements just went straight to her head in a healthful way.

I just don't know!
Anonymous said…
But I would still think that if it were a scar, we'd have seen it on Wimbledon Disaster Day 1 or Polo Match Disaster Day or Wimbledon Disaster Day, Part 2
Hikari said…
If Meg still has the drape-style dress she wore in Tonga (when she was sporting a 5-month bump at 13 weeks), that would have been far more forgiving. Or a dress like that in a different color, since I know how she hates to recycle, despite being an environmentalist humanitarian and all. Charity begins at home, Meg. You can start saving the planet (and our eyes) by revisiting some of your most successful looks that might actually fit you.

Clothing that is too tight will only make you look bigger; it does not compact your fat into a slimmer look, contrary to Meg's belief. Not sure how she sat down in that for 2 hours without visible and audible rips.
Hikari said…
That Sunday Times article is quite a read . . be sure to!

I have to retract an earlier comment I made about Master Archie not having any clothes on at the polo. He had a white romper on, but either owing to the white blending in with his skin or perhaps the glare off his enormous smooth cranium, I forgot temporarily. It really would have looked like Ellie Mae Clampett out for a day at the tractor pull if she'd brought Archie in just a diaper. Though she had more than enough material to cover him, the Cambridge children and possibly a polo pony had it begun to rain.

Then I see this:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/9483667/meghan-markle-archie-stylist/

Megs proclaims that it's so important to her that Archie be well-dressed, she's going to get him a baby stylist!

Well, he needs one, since we've seen the 'job' of it you're doing, dear . . .

but seriously, His parents claim they are committed to raising him as a 'private citizen' and they are going to hoard images of him like Smaug with his gold out of a desire to give him a normal, rigorously private life.

Normal, private people don't *need* wardrobe stylists . . .especially when they are still counting their age in months. Mama Sparkle on the other had *does* badly, badly need someone to style her. What a load of bollocks!
Louise said…
Definitely worth a read.
Louise said…
The photos at Christmas also showed dandruff or flaking extension glue.

On another occasion, the pins holding extensions were visible.
Louise said…
I have the same body type as Smirkle, ie, short waisted. It is very difficult to find "off the rack" dresses that fit, because the waist always falls under my natural waist, causing fabric to bunch up between my shoulders and waist.

Sleeveless dresses can be easily altered, but otherwise I avoid dresses with a defined waist. As you said, empire or no waist at all is better.

Having said that, Smirkle has the resources to have dresses made to measure and/or have more intricate alterations done.

I see that, compared to the original design, she did have the shoulder to waist ratio shortened. However, nothing can save the fact that the dress was one to two sizes too small.

And besides that, a long sleeved, black dress in the middle of summer is just depressing.

I thought that the hair was too severe, and don't get me started on the bronzer and high beam highlighter. I use YSL Touche Eclat for highlighting because it doesn't give that shiny You Tuber look that Smirkle seems to love.
TTucker said…
I agree with Flowerzrkool: Quelqu'un a fermé le robinet.
SwampWoman said…
It wasn't just you, Lurking. I thought it looked like she picked up an old velvet curtain from a thrift store and wrapped it around her. I had an immediate flashback to the Carol Burnett show when she was doing Scarlett O'Hara dressed in curtains....
Girl with a Hat said…
from that article:

Anyway! No one appears to have told Meghan that being a royal doesn’t mean being a celebrity. No one has told her that all this mad Z-lister behaviour isn’t the role she’s been employed to play. The one person who should have put her right, hasn’t. I doubt Harry sold the idea of their relationship to her on the concept of royal responsibility. He probably doesn’t understand, or doesn’t want to understand, the fragility of the agreement the royals have with the public. It’s a deal so simple, it can be summed up as: we pay, you pose. And if a royal denies access, what’s the point of being so fawningly nice? There’s no reason to let Kate go to the supermarket or Meghan run in the park or William fly Ryanair unhindered. The awful thing is that Meghan probably thinks she’s advancing some kind of really important statement about, like, privacy, when she is jeopardising this tender agreement.
Lottie said…
I'm with you Hikari.
I'm sure there will b an announcement before the end of this year
I can already hear a heavy sigh of dread from the universe, knowing we will have to live through another 10 months of 'belly cusping' & 'coat flicking'
Anonymous said…
And with a zoom in, looks like: 1) she could use a little bit of a face wax, too; 2) her bronzer line is obvious from face/neck to back; 3) the raised red welt on the neck sure looks like contact uticaria.
Avery said…
Classy balanced piece @Nutty, however, can't say the same for MM. I don't understand how she looked so very thin even in her 9th month, (face was still thin, pregnancy breasts hadn't appeared to come in) and NOW, (and in the 'introduction to Farchie') she has bloating and weight.

She looked thinner @ Wimbeldon, HUGE at the polo event and her Lion King dress appeared hitched up to something - her post-partum pillow perhaps? Nothing makes sense.

There has to at THIS point at least, be someone who will insist on 'assisting' her and PH for the mere sake of silencing all the chatter from us at the very least?

And Kate does look painfully thin. :( I adore her. I do believe we women should embrace our figures and our age. I can't, however, imagine trying to do that in the lime light. Where every RBF or awkward wardrobe malfunction would be privy for the world to comment on.

That being said, MM isn't helping herself at all with her 'fashion' choices. Are they just the relatives now who everyone else in the family rolls their eyes at the mention of? Are they totally unattended and doing their own laundry and looking for a missing scuffed brown shoe minutes before a car arrives for them?

Avery said…
@abbyh Oh my goodness!!! I tried, REALLY tried to give her the benefit of the doubt, 'gotta be the material', but after watching it until my eyes almost bled, nope. Wow.
Pillow #2 in action.
KayeC said…
Hikari, I heard on youtube (Danja Zone) that Daniel Martin, aka MM's crying make-up artist, has been hired as the baby's full-time stylist! Don't know how credible Danja Zone is, but I am addicted to her videos!! Its the only other MM related media that I seek out, besides this wonderful blog!!
Jen said…
Honestly...if they are going to be so "private" why does he need a stylist? She should save the taxpayers money or spend it more wisely, IMO.
Lurking said…
Love Carol Burnett. Bey didn't look as good as Carol in curtains.
Hikari said…
I am well-acquainted with Ashli from the Danja Zone . . . She's always good for some laughs. I particularly like the juxtaposition of her scathing mockery of Meg (well deserved) with the memes of rainbows and urging us to be blessed and have a nice day!!!! :-)

For our non-American friends reading, Ashli's accent is textbook American Southern belle. Southern women have honed *itchiness to a high art form, but they always do it with a smile, a pitcher of sweet tea and festoon you with puppies and rainbows while their target is bleeding out on the floor. It's a hoot, as long as you're not the one in the crosshairs.

Meghan has brought this upon herself. I think I can speak for all American women when I say that we were supportive of her in the beginning and keen that she represent America with the best of American qualities while adopting the best of British qualities, and help us to deepen and continue our Special Relationship with the motherland across the Pond.

Instead she proved herself to be a living embodiment of all the very worst of humanity of any nationality. Her Maj might be glad after all that the rambunctious Colonies broke away from British rule, with Smeaghan as an exemplar of Americans. It makes our blood boil, too, Your Majesty . . .
Hikari said…
I'm guessing Daniel Martin is no longer employed by Chanel (?) if he's got the time to be permanently on-call as Baby Archie's full time stylist?

So I guess Dan does glitter onesies along with the false eyelashes and spackle he provides for Smegs. Will the baby be made up too, and taught to discover his inner drag queen? He is going to be raised gender-fluid after all . . . Imagine the mileage Smeagan will get out of having the British monarchy's first IVF-via-surrogate transgender child! Archie will go one better for wokeness by declaring himself 'non-binary' as soon as he's old enough to speak in complete sentences . . .6 months from now, and will demand that his name be changed from 'Archie' to "Whatever on a Cracker".

Truly, I fear for The Child Currently Known as Archie & whatever child(ren) are going to be dragged further into the Sussex suckhole. I'm not just saying this to be funny . . . I really am worried for any children brought into this dysfunctional set-up. This circus could drag on for years; we have to steel ourselves. Good news for this blog but not good news for any Sussex children.
Hikari said…
Is there any doubt remaining as to her sanity . . .or lack of it?

Is this why Harry ran away from home directly after the polo and no one (including his security detail) knew where he was or could reach him for two days? She turned up at the polo (where she wasn't supposed to be) in the bivouac tent sporting the pillow again and H. had to flee for the hills in terror to go puke his guts out.

Haz has acted stupidly, and recklessly, but I am feeling sorry for him if she's going to drag him through that again. Is it any wonder his hair is falling out at a rapid pace?
Hikari said…
Hazza has many, many problems more profound than a clip-on bowtie, so he got off lightly. I noticed from clips that he rebuffed her attempt to clutch his hand and warded off further tries by keeping his left hand plastered to his trouser leg.

I hadn't noticed the clip-on and thought he looked quite dashing. The best he's looked in ages. Since he no longer has a valet to get him ready for black tie events, the clip on was the best he could do. A proper bow tie is quite tricky.
Ozmanda said…
I hated the dresses both Sparkles and Bey wore - Both were ill fitting (one too tight and the other almost falling of) and Bey needs to put that leg away - no one wants to see that. I took special note of how they greeted each other (as a analyst, I notice the background details), and what was significant to me was Bey hugged Megs by leaning forward so as to keep her body away. This is a known "tell" in profiling to identify relationships and indicates that she had no actual affection towards Megs - regardless of all the PR saying otherwise.
Avery said…
Did not know about the great escape Hikari. Where did you hear this? Wow. This has GOT to come out before I die. Knowing the truth is now on my bucket list.
BigFanUSA said…
Open Letter to Rachel Meghan Markle;

Oh dear. Dear, dear, dear, dear. Please go back on maternity leave until you figure out how to hire and retain good staff and for God's sake HIRE A STYLIST. Not a stylist for Archie, he needs a mother. YOU need a stylist. You're embarrassing us.

Sincerely,
Everyone
Jen said…
I'm not embarrassed. 😋
Jen said…
Lol @ "whatever on a cracker"
Hikari said…
It was in an Australian paper that I am informed is the equivalent of In Touch (ie, not reliable.) He may have just slipped away for a mini-break with some of the lads, but evidently he wasn't answering his phone.
Hikari said…
This was the very first time they were meeting, right? What sort of affection could Bey be expected to feel? Of course, Serena Williams is one of MM's very bestest best friends and as far as I can tell, they met once at a charity fundraiser 5 years ago . . .and then Serena and her husband got an invite to Meg's wedding. They may have communicated by Instagram and Twitter and email to discusss the merching of Serena's clothing, but I think the actual hours they've spent in each other's company could be counted on two hands with fingers left over.

So much for Meg's deep friendships. She's only known Jessica Mulroney for 2 years. So 5 minutes on a yellow carpet with Bey counts as at least a month's worth of brunches in Meg world. Megs will be name-dropping about her new BFF very soon, you watch.
Hikari said…
That hour-count includes the wedding and the shower that Serena bought her.

Wonder what the celebs did in that Mark penthouse suite during that event . . .sit around and stare at Meg's pillow? Play drinking games, what?

Megs obviously was not pregnant at that shower . . but it's amazing that no one spilled the beans. They all share some dirty little secrets amongst themselves to ensure collective silence about each others' dirt.
Hikari said…
Poor Haz getting slammed for his 'no iron shirt and his 'ready made bow tie'.

I thought he looked good. How does one tell a pre-made tie from that distance?
The poor man has no valet and obviously no idea how to iron a shirt or tie a bow tie, and his wife sure doesn't.

I draw your attention to the hand-hold in this pic. Harry is not feeling it. Meg is trying to wrap her claw around his hand, which remains flat at his side . .he is not returning the clasp. It was like that all night long.

This is the woman who 'has never defined herself by her relationships', folks.

The key to Meghan is to expect her to do the exact opposite of what she *says*, and she will never let you down!

https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/royals/etiquette-expert-slams-prince-harrys-ready-made-bow-tie-and-non-iron-shirt-at-lion-king-premiere/ar-AAEmsHb?ocid=spartandhp&fullscreen=true#image=5
Girl with a Hat said…
I am embarassed for her.
Jen said…
I thought he looked good. Even looked happy. Is it required the wear a real bow tie?
"I don't think she's caught on to the fact that she must be open to change. She's stuck with the notion that she doesn't have to change, just everyone around her has to. Thus "modernizing the monarchy" = everyone has to change to accommodate her."

This is a narcissist to a T! Everyone else has to adjust to their distortions.
Girl with a Hat said…
yes. It's the equivalent of wearing a clip on business tie.
EFarrell said…
There is no way she is breast feeding. No sane breast feeding new mom would risk going out in a thin white blouse, even for an hour, because of leaky boobs!
I remember pumping and feeding every last drop and then I would just think about my baby and leak all over. I could hear another random baby cry and I would leak! It’s everywhere!
And the black dress was NOT conducive to breast feeding at all.
It’s totally fine if she isn’t. Who cares? It’s a very personal choice, but pretending she does, is what gets me. That and the fact she will not use a tailor!
SwishyFishy said…
It was reported a few years ago that Kate can spend up to 5 hours a day playing sports and exercising (tennis is one of her passions). She also is a fan of running and used to put infant George in one of those 3-wheeled running carriages and jog around Anmer/Sandringham. Not sure if 3 babies has tapered her down to a mere 2-3 hours per day of exercise, but she and her sister are definitely sports enthusiasts. Kate'a bit too thin IMHO and I do wonder if she compensates for stress or a lack of control in some aspect of her life by not eating.
SwishyFishy said…
She also wore a sheer black top the day she wore jeans to Wimbledon. You can see her bra underneath. Definitely not a maternity bra and she was definitely not engorged in any way, shape or form. Besides, no breastfeeding mother would wear a see through top. That would be the equivalent of wearing a white dress right after giving birth. Oh wait...
SwishyFishy said…
I also don't like her perpetual fidgeting with that flipper in her mouth. It's really weird when she juts her chin out and adjusts her front teeth with her tongue. I'm not seven sure why she wears one. Her regular teeth seem fine...? However, every now and then she shows up with these fake teeth in the front. It's confusing. There are many pictures of her on the web adjusting the flipper and jutting her jaw out trying to fix its placement. Is everything about her fake right down to her teeth? She's so damn odd.
MaLissa said…
@Jen yes he is. Black tie and he should have worn a real bow tie. It's not a prom, it's a real black tie event. His shirt wasn't a dress shirt or as we in the US/Canada call it a tuxedo shirt, just a regular shirt.
SwishyFishy said…
@Avery, I saw it on Celt New or Danja Zone. Not sure where they got it. Apparently Meghan has been pushing hard to shut down youtube, Instagram and Tumblr sites that are negative about her with threats of litigation (she has recently hired a full time litigator and he is one of the head people listed on Sussex Foundation paperwork). It's getting bad and some of these youtubers are warning their viewers that they may be scrubbed soon if Meghan gets her way. There's some policy change overseer coming on next week to check out every video for negative content and either demonetize the video or delete it if the content is seen as inflammatory. It's really disturbing.
SwishyFishy said…
Meghan put on her CV that she is 5'7" along with her skills at stripping and pole dancing. I feel this was a lie, as she doesn't look anywhere near 5'7". I think IMDb has her at 5'6". I dont' believe that either. Pippa Middleton is 5'5" and she looks about even with her at Wimbledon. So, I guess it all depends on what heel height she is wearing.
SwishyFishy said…
It's just red and rubbing from the tightness of the dress collar. Go back to old photos. There's no scar there.
LadyJaneJagger said…
Beyonce is a beautiful woman, with a great figure. How unfortunate that she chose to wear a candy wrapper to the LK premiere, with her lady garden on display.
Anonymous said…
I saw that, too, @Hikari, and because it wasn't reported anywhere else, I didn't know how much weight to give it. What I will say is that if it is true, and he is already wrestling with this much unhappiness, it's likely it's related to MM & his marriage (that's been obvs for awhile, and even last night, he kept his hand glued to his own leg to avoid "the claw"). I hope that he wasn't with Chelsy because it's always best not to cheat, regardless the circumstances. That said, if he was with her, I'd certainly get why. I think a number of mistakes were made in rapid order, and I think the Chelsy relationship wasn't over and the MM one was based on a whole lot of heat. Poor baby Archie.
Anonymous said…
I wonder if the 2-day-disappearing-act story is true and he didn't have access to a proper shirt/tie? I can imagine that happening.
Unknown said…
Wow this blog has grown. nice post and nice comments.
Lottie said…
@SwishyFishy
Wow that's interesting
MM and her full time litigator can try to shut down negative /inflammatory opinions, but in all honesty, at this point in time that is like trying to put out a wild fire with a bucket of water
I wish them luck LOL
Anonymous said…
I agree, Swishy. Looks a lot like contact uticaria to me. The dress collar was too tight and the constant rubbing can cause a histamine release. If it were a scar, we'd have seen it long before now and when it was fresher imo.
NikNak said…
@Swishy, My Mother is a retired dentist (NHS), she instinctively notices everyone's teeth. It took her one watch to notice this as well. I have no idea what a 'flipper' is but both Megs and Kate have full sets of veneers. Meg's bend forward and need to be redone/ reset. Mumsy also suggested she was a 'grinder' (grinds their teeth) and that she is 40yrs approx of age, previous/current smoker due to her gums and is almost certainly on medication.
NikNak said…
@Louise I mentioned above how I'm a similar shape just a little smaller. It's so important to go under the boobs cut puffed out bottom or loose etched in slightly at the hips. I have no clue why she thinks her hair looks good and agree it's too severe, it looks like shes going to make a statement at court not attending a happy movie premier. Megs needs to lay off the highlighter as well. She has being using a lot of concealer recently which does not blend well with the bronzer she insists on wearing.
NikNak said…
Loving the open letter and to tailgate that:
'Rachel go home and enjoy your maternity leave p.s you know where your son is right?'
Blackbird said…
NikNak, Flippers / Flappers are less permanent solutions. We use them a lot when creating looks for characters in my line of work. Some fit over existing teeth; others fill gaps. Meghan's been pictured numerous times sucking hers in (which seem to be fitted over her existing teeth). There have also been pictures of very visible horizontal lines where the flippers / flappers start showing on her teeth (when they've slipped).
Blackbird said…
Seriously, I'm beginning to think she might be shortsighted and need glasses, because she misses the small details. Her make-up is rubbish. She doesn't know how to apply it properly, that's for sure.
Blackbird said…
I think she's trying the 'Croydon Facelift' with her hair, but she can't carry it off. Not many can. Meghan would do well to look up photos of Reese Witherspoon, who has a similar shape to her, and never puts a foot wrong style-wise.
Blackbird said…
She's about 5'5". Someone I know was pictured at her and they're both wearing ballet flats and look the same height. The person I know is definitely 165cm (or 5'5").
Blackbird said…
*Pictured WITH her
Maddie said…
True, within the last month lots of new posters and great comments. I check Nuttys blog many times a day. I don’t want to miss anything. Inquiring minds you know...😊
Flangalina said…
Hi ladies,
MM had a bra on at Wimbledon it was a black satin one as I got a fairly good look when she left.
Also her top was sheer and see through, done deliberately.. Yes of course,Maximum exposure!
Flangalina said…
I would say Five Four Tops add 3inch heels Voila! I was taken a bit with how short she really is
She had designer trainers on my friend towered her at five eleven.
Ishtvara said…
Thanks for the welcome! I might be in the minority to say that I think she did have a baby. Only because the alternative is too fantastical. Harry is neither wealthy or powerful enough to command obedience or loyalty from the many people who could say otherwise. So far apart from internet speculation there have ben no leaks indicating she wasn't. Sure there are irregularities. Maybe she padded during the pregnancy. Actresses use props, and she is definitely thicker now than she was while pregnant. i love gossip blogs and the comments but i generally feel a bit uncomfortable when body shaming women inevitably enters the equation so I won't comment negatively on her appearance unless it's an unflattering fashion choice.
Suzette said…
You know, I think “body shaming” is a concept that does not apply to this discussion of MM. Her change in size and shape is a topic of puzzlement since there’s no logical explanation for it except some type of deceit.

No one is saying “she’s fat and needs to lose weight”. The discussion is rather “how curious that what we see with our eyes does not match what we are being told”. To assign labels to the exploitation and sharing of ideas stops the free exchange of information - as they are meant to do, and that includes the label of “body shaming”.
Eowyn said…
"The poor man has no valet"

Prince Harry has a trust fund from both Princess Di and his great grandmother:

(1) On his 30th birthday in 2014, Harry received an estimated $13 million inheritance from his mom.
(2) Harry and Prince William received about £14 million ($17.9M) from the estate of their late great grandmother.

He and MM live rent- and utilities-free, paid for the Sovereign Grant funded by the British taxpayers. Harry also gets $ from his father Prince Charles' Duchy of Cornwall estate.

https://www.cheatsheet.com/money-career/heres-meghan-markle-prince-harry-will-make-money-wedding.html/
https://www.townandcountrymag.com/society/tradition/a22761426/prince-william-net-worth/
Anonymous said…
Quite right, @Suzette. Quite right.
Girl with a Hat said…
he wasn't kind to Chelsy. The rumours are that he cheated on both her and on Cressida. I've also heard that he broke up with Chelsy in a cold fashion, but don't remember the details anymore. By fax, or SMS.
Louise said…
I could never understand how the late Queen Mother left them an inheritance if she also died with many unpaid debts from her apparent lavish spending.
KayeC said…
@Hikari, as a southern girl myself (I know there are others, @swamp), we learn early to dish out our darts with a spoon full of sugar! A good southern woman always starts her critique with, "Oh, Meghan, bless her heart...." It's just good manners when b*tching down here. LOL.

*Also, I had never heard of RBF, until my husband's buddy told me I had the most awesome one he'd ever seen. I was slightly offended, but now I will take it as a compliment!
BigFanUSA said…
Nutty, would it be terribly gauche if you posted a space for us all to introduce ourselves and a little info about us? I am quite taken with the obvious level of education, poise, and world experience the ladies (I'm assuming we're all ladies!) in our little community display regularly in this space. Just a thought, this is YOUR blog after all, Nutty! (I'm also dying to know more about you, our Peerless Leader!)
Anonymous said…
Hi BigFan! I'm going to do the flip side of this argument: given the amount of doxxing and harassment that happens online, particularly with issues related to MM, it's probably smarter not to have that all organized and for the taking by anyone who wants to create havoc. I know how much I can find out a person with just a few online comments and access to some key databases, so I'm always cautious now and suggest others be as well.
punkinseed said…
BigFanUSA, sadly, Elle Queen of Bees is correct. For every commenter on a blog, there's many more lurkers and of those, there are bound to be flying monkeys waiting to punch and pounce.
MaLissa said…
She is getting paid for her royal duties. She's provided a house(s), food, anything she wants really - makeup, toiletries, shampoo, soap, body lotion, staff, cars, clothes, travel international or local, round the clock security, vacations, and she never gets the bill. She never has to clean the house - clean the fridge, stove, over, dust the furniture, scrub the floors, sweep, clean the bathroom, do the windows, babysit, do the groceries, put up the groceries. Her utilities are paid for, car insurance, health care, dental care, vision care. I mean, what job provides you with all that and you don't have to pay a co-pay up front or out of pocket expenses. She wants a salary? That's just ridiculous.
MaLissa said…
I meant oven not over. And to add - interior designers, furniture, accessories, and every little thing that she needs for the house.
Hikari said…
Harry is indeed our poor little rich boy. He's poor in multitudinous ways that money cannot fix, as we have seen play out in Technicolor this past year.

It's so hard to remember back to that time now some 20 months ago, when H. introduced his bride-to-be and I was so happy that "Harry finally found someone."

He may have, conservatively, a trust fund/access to some $27 million plus pounds (taking into account what he and Smirkle have already run through) . . despite the dough, he cannot dress himself. He's been looking like an unemployed drug addict who's been couch-surfing with friends since he lost his man. Which may be *exactly* what he is, come to think of it.

We would suppose that a bloke with that kind of dosh could afford a couple new pairs of shoes and a new dark, colored suit for every day, plus a few tuxedo shirts and a real bowtie. I am sure that all the men in the Royal family have a bespoke tailor just for them on Savile Row with all their measurements on file. With Harry, it's not lack of money that's the problem, so much as the lack of caring, but we didn't see such slovenliness until the last year.

There's got to be a direct MM correlation to this . . .if only because her influence has turned Hazza into an unpleasant douchbag that no one will work for. It's still unclear where he is living, and if he's got anybody to help him at all. He may be getting dressed out of a gym bag for all we know. Given his scruffy, raggedly IDGAF appearance of late, even including his son's christening, I thought the Lion King premiere represented quite a fair effort from him, considering.

William and Charles are always impeccably turned out. Sloppiness is Harry's 'thing', but it's a 'thing' he should ditch.
MaLissa said…
Forgot to add - that's not just for ROYAL DUTIES. That's for marrying into the family so on-duty or off-duty you have all that. Plus all the events like Wimbledon and movie premieres. Geez this woman makes me tired - she can have a simple luxurious life and she makes drama for herself and others. I'd love to have a job that doesn't send me a bill and I get to do all that with no drama and not a care in the world.
Avery said…
@Elle - on point. Sadly, we have to protect ourselves. (She types with a photograph on her profile. lol)
Louise said…
I have to say that I was wishing the same thing as BigFan, ie, that I could know more about the people who post here, but I have to agree with the others that it is risky. I don't want to receive a solicitor's letter from the $mirkles nor be harassed by their fans.
marjorie said…
Based on this item (Thx, Nutty!) AND the comments, went to Zimbio to check out the numerous photos of the "event" to check out how horrific they (MegAntoinette/Bay-ounce-Ay) both looked. Was surprised to see that the photos were all converted to black and white! Is this a new ploy by MegAntoinette to present herself to cover for her "mistakes"? Does anyone have any idea why someone would want to convert the plethora of color photos to B/W?

Whilst searching for photos, came across this... which shows why one should always stash some anti-bacterial wipes when attending these important events!

https://fellowshipoftheminds.com/beyonce-exposed-her-crotch-at-premier-of-disney-childrens-movie-lion-king
Humor Me said…
This ^^^^. Did she pad the pregnancy? She was all in front and then in a matter of weeks went to the all-over pregnancy look. She looks post partum now. I am like everyone - what happened? The timeline is deceiving, the size of the baby is deceiving. I respect their privacy, but geesh - this is too the point of hiding something that is plain fact - a baby was born.
Humor Me said…
Majorie - just visited Zimbio to look at the pix - only one is in B/W, the rest are in color, BUT the majority only show MM from the front angle, as the remainder do show the "flaws" with her dress fit.
And then there is Queen Bey - what was she thinking? and at a premiere for - ahem - children's movie?
punkinseed said…
Headline in today's DM: "...They Don't Make it Easy," after some suck up praised her and Harry at Lion King for enduring struggles with being in the public eye and how "significant" their marriage is. Gag. Choke... It's significant to me that some 5K and counting commenters, mostly in the UK, are furious at her for blaming the public for her vapid, feckless, pompous, vacuous behavior. She has a very hard case of NPD and the Brits are seething. And Prince Henry isn't far behind.
Clearly, Harry must be using a lot of drugs to shield himself during public appearances. It's obvious he isn't himself by a long shot. Did he dress so badly when he was with Chelsy or Cressida? No. I think he and Megs are deliberately short on staff because they want to hide their drug use and all of the side effects that follow such a lifestyle. Imagine if a nanny walked in on Harry or Megs using drugs at their home with baby present. That would give nanny or other staff a huge decision to make, NDA or not, on whether to report such unfit parents to authorities. Then baby would be put into Care for his own safety. Extreme scenario, yes, but look at him. Look at her. They don't look sober and haven't for awhile. The using would also explain their crazy demands and irrational behavior, including why Harry chooses to dress like a bum and wear worn out shoes. But alas, the public are not making it easy for them.
KayeC said…
@Louise, if I remember correctly, the Queen Mother was 7-8 million pounds (GPB) in debt when she died, but her estate was worth 10x that amount (70-80 million). The Queen paid her debts and inherited her estate, tax free because of consort to monarch laws (I could be wrong, but I think it was at the time). She also left instructions for money and items to be bequeathed to her grandchildren, great-grandchildren and others who were part of her staff (she had many estates and staff). Of course anything given to them was taxed!
KayeC said…
I saw that! The guy says "we," who is "we" and she says "they." Who are "we and they"???!!
Avery said…
@Marjorie - do you think that's a reputable site? And yes, going forward, I'll not only worry about lice on a theater head rest, but will be putting down covers on the seat now. lol.

Saw something on FB about the Queen not being happy with their display @ the event.
SnarkyAngel said…
Hey Nutty, did you see this? From Discover on Google https://people.com/royals/meghan-markle-prince-harry-named-time-most-influential-people-internet/
freddie_mac said…
baby would be put into Care for his own safety.

Given the way Megs handled Archie at the polo match, she isn't involved in his care and (I'm willing to bet) he isn't living with them, wherever they are.
Fifi LaRue said…
Markle is too fat for the dress; it must have been a sample. Sample sizes are FR 38 and 40/US 4 and 6. Markle's got to be pushing FR44/US 8 - 10. The dress needed to be steamed to open the seams, that's why the back center seam looks like it's stuck in her a$$. The seam wasn't fully pressed open, therefore it doesn't lay flat. Markle is clueless.
abbyh said…
There are also some shots of the side seams. They do not align between the top and bottom.
EFarrell said…
Meghan is a classic Narcissist with Histrionic Personality Disorder.
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/9743-histrionic-personality-disorder
Hikari said…
Today's Put Down of the Day comes compliments of commentator "Melissa" over on Celt News . . .

" . . . And that dress.. She looked like a busted can of biscuits."

Inspired!


Hikari said…
Smeaghan hasn't been concerning herself with what makes her grandmother-in-law happy for the last year-plus. I marvel that Her Maj seems to have zero influence/control over her grandson, though.
Now! said…
Silly article, isn't it? Speaking as someone who works in the media, I can see why we're so widely distrusted!
Now! said…
There were also reportedly some iron burns on the skirt fabric. Perhaps she tried to iron it herself.
Now! said…
Isn't a shame that we all have to be so cautious?

That said, I've disclosed before that I am a journalist specializing in a topic that has nothing to do with celebrities and I live in the EU - so no secrets there.

I also never really followed the Royal Family until the Meghan story. The Emperors New Clothes aspect of it fascinates me.

It seems so obvious that this is a mess, but people in authority keep telling us that Meg is a great success, a fashion icon, a role model for women of all ages.

You can't help but turn to the person next to you and say, "Are you seeing what I'm seeing?"
Now! said…
I think she tells Charles to deal with Harry. And this is what Charles considers "dealing". I think that many, many roads lead back to Charles.
Now! said…
@punkinseed, I agree with you that drugs are probably a substantial and unreported part of this story, and might even be what brought Meg and Harry together in the first place. Interesting suggestion about the lack of staff because they want to hide that usage.

I'm not surprised that Meg feels that "they" are making her life difficult - whether "they" are the royal family, the press, or the 5 thousand Daily Mail commenters. She's not the kind of person who can admit that many of her problems are her own fault.
Now! said…
Harry's circle is wealthy people, so he probably "feels" poor in comparison to them. (I believe even Bea's boyfriend Edo is richer.) And I agree with Hikari - he looks awful lately. He clearly needs a valet to take care of him and doesn't have one.
punkinseed said…
I'm beginning to resign myself to the belief that no matter what Megs and Harry does, be it insult the public, blatant disregard for the taxpayers, deceptive behavior, over the top privacy demands (Wimbledon), endless attention seeking, merching, pseudo philanthropy, and so much more, that there will be no behavior bad enough for a reckoning. Charles won't do anything to stem the daily flow of their antics. Is he so clueless he doesn't understand that for every faux pas he's putting the monarchy at risk? Is he unable to asses damage? Does he have no threshold?
I guess the only one who could curb all of this is Harry. Harry is more considerate and sensitive towards others I think. He's more like Diana or would like to be more like her. When she'd cry in another room and he could hear her, Harry was the one shoving tissues under the door to her. He has compassion. I don't think he has the cold, calculating mindset that his diva wife has. And as Nutty said above, she is incapable of owning blame for anything. It's always someone else's fault. Harry can be cold and selfish at times, but I think even he will eventually get tired of Megs inability to ever admit that she's to blame for anything. False pride and no humility will out eventually. It will take awhile, but I think he'll begin to notice it. One can only hope.
punkinseed said…
*assess* LOL. asses damage.
Girl with a Hat said…
no, that was William shoving the tissues under the door.
punkinseed said…
Mischi, Oh! All this time I thought it was Harry. Thanks for correcting me.
marjorie said…
@Humor: I just went back to Zimbio to double check. These are the converted-to-BW photos: http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Meghan+Markle/European+Premiere+Disney+Lion+King/AVVgefK788M

@Avery: I consider both sites cited as reputable. Have no reason to think otherwise.

@Nutty: Totally agree re Charles. I realize that it's been denied to death by the RF, but I'm in the "Harry Hewitt" camp. Charles doesn't really care for his black sheep son.
Ozmanda said…
rabbit, that makes sense - I am no fashionista but I believe celebrity types who borrow dresses from design houses are given sample sizes without too much alteration.

If she is getting money for wearing designers outfits, you would think she would ensure it fits properly because it really doesn't help
Fifi LaRue said…
Yes, absolutely! There's probably some self-delusion about her weight gain. And, unfortunately for Markle, the common popular press tells her she looks fantastic, and that she and Harry are the tops! But, the Mirror of Truth says something else altogether. She started right-off-the-bat with the odd-looking Wedding Dress that didn't fit. It was too big in places, and wasn't fitted to her body. All wedding dress purveyors will alter a bride's dress. Markle got that dress on a big discount, and it sort of fit. Perfection is the enemy of Good Enough, but in Markle's case Good Enough wasn't even a contender; it was odd and unattractive.
Anonymous said…
^^^^This. Because it would be one thing if we were just body-shaming her, but we aren't. These are legitimate questions that need to be addressed, and to be minimized and accused of body-shaming, racism, etc. just adds insult to the already injurious gaslighting and dishonesty.
Anonymous said…
lolol @Swishy
Anonymous said…
Yeah, "stunning". I think the author means "vapid" and "insulting".
Anonymous said…
Exactly, Nutty, and that's why we're all happy to be here. But doxxing is wicked. The crazies go so far as to stalk at places of employment, call bosses, etc. None of us want that. I'm less worried about what MM would try to do and far more worried about those rabid fans. Even with scammers and grifters other than MM, public information is like a pulled thread.... find one piece and keep going. So, yes, I'm ultra-cautious, but for very good reason.
Anonymous said…
I had a thought today given MMs iron marks and PHs faux bow tie and their general state of dress and hygiene - is it possible that they've been cut off from $$$? I know that Chas was paying for MMs clothes and the remodel came from other funds, but no money and no support would explain a lot. Can the BRF just cut the dynamic duo off?
Now! said…
They might have been given a figure to spend on clothes, spent it, and then assumed they could persuade Charles to give them more, and have been disappointed.
catskillgreen said…
The design house must have been horrified how awful the dress looked on Meghan. Soon she will find it harder and harder to get clothes as she can't even have the dress steamed properly. A lot of things she wears must cause cancelled orders rather than an increase in them.
Hikari said…
Despite those pesky nasty rumors that have dogged Harry since he was born that he is the love child of James Hewitt, one doesn't need a DNA test to see that he's 100% a Windsor. One only needs eyes. It's true that Harry's looks are very different than William's, to be sure, but both reflect their (same) parentage in different ways. William has his mother's coloring (also incidentally shared by his paternal grandfather.) When Wills was younger, he was the spitting image of his mom, with her hair, her teeth/smile and her nose. Now that he's older, and has lost his hair, I see more of his Windsor side asserting itself.

Harry has Charles's close-set eyes and otherwise resembles Philip very much. He's got Philip's eyes, nose, smile/teeth, lips and jawline. Look at this photo of the Duke of Edinburgh when he was Harry's age, in his naval uniform . . Uncanny!
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https://www.newidea.com.au/prince-philip-prn-ince-harry-identical-pictures

Here's another photo array. Check out Philip c. 1946, in uniform and his grandson in a similar pose:
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https://www.elle.com/culture/g22072707/prince-harry-prince-philip-look-a-like/

Philip also had very fair, nearly ginger eyebrows as a young man, same as Haz.

It is possible to find pictures online where Harry also resembles his late mother's lover James Hewitt, and there seems to be some nebulousness about when JH and Diana actually met . . was it only after Harry was two years old, or was it in fact 31/2 years before that? Hewitt has claimed both, apparently.

He and Harry do share similar features in some respects and the red hair, though Hewitt's is more a dark auburn than Harry's carrot top. James Hewittt also has brown eyes. And we can't forget, either, that Diana was the odd one out in her birth family as the only child out of four who did not have red hair. The fact of the matter is, Harry looks a lot more like his Uncle Charles Spencer than he does James Hewitt.

There are a LOT of men in the U.K. with ginger hair, so the fact that Diana slept with one is not definite proof of Hewitt's paternity. Diana was pretty canny in that regard--would she have risked an illegitimate pregnancy so early on in her marriage--Harry was born only three years in--before she'd secured her 'spare'? Also, Diana speaks of the time she was expecting Harry as the happiest in her marriage, when she felt closest to Charles than any other time. She could, of course, been lying about that as a smokescreen, but the chances of her being happy and contented to be carrying her lover's baby while still tethered to Charles seems slim.

Charles's lukewarm reaction to the baby when he was born, "Oh, it's another boy. And it's got ginger hair" could be attributed to his genuine disappointment that Harry was not a daughter, which he badly wanted. Ginger-haired kids endure a lot of teasing about it, so it is not considered that desirable a quality, especially on a boy. Personally I love redheads.

Even back in 1984, a test for paternity would have been a relatively simple matter, if this were really eating at Charles or anyone else in the Royal Family. Such incontrovertible proof of Diana's treasonous infidelity would have been ample reason to give her the shove back then, instead of enduring a decade-plus more of her histrionics. But they kept her around, and furthermore, praised her as an excellent mother. Harry doesn't look like Charles much, but William sure doesn't either, and there were no questions about *his* paternity. Harry's looks are right there in the family tree if you go back to Charles's father.
Girl with a Hat said…
no, in 1984 a paternity test would not be a simple matter. They depended on blood groups to try to ascertain lineage and it's a very complicated matter because most people have two alleles, i.e. two different genes for blood types, and the dominant wins. But at the time, there was no way to know what the recessive gene was - and it depended on the recessive and dominant gene of the other parent. So there were a few combinations which showed that paternity was not possible, but everything else was in play. For example, my brother, sister and mother share one blood type, and my father another, but I have a third blood type which no one else in the family has.
Girl with a Hat said…
she is ruining Givenchy single handedly. LOL
KayeC said…
If you look at pictures of DOC going to her mother's birthday this year, which was not an official event, she looks like she got ready herself, without the help of a pro. She looks good and normal, but not as glamours as usual. This makes me think they have professionals come in and get them ready for official duties. Does MM refuse this help, is this their best work (fire whoever it is!), or do they not get access to a professional at Frogmore (eye-roll) anymore because funds have been cut off?
KayeC said…
BTW, I do have one, single thread of sympathy for MM in the fashion dept, and that is her hair. I have naturally wavy/curly hair and it is very, very hard to keep under control, even with the best hairspray and pins. If you straighten it, it will frizz, if you leave it curly, it will frizz. Humidity is it's mortal enemy! Looking at MM's younger pics, I think she should rock the Diana Ross or Solange Knowles look. Sometimes you have to own the frizz!
Girl with a Hat said…
I have that kind of hair as well. When it's hot, I sweat and it frizzes. I wear a hat, and it frizzes. However, there are some excellent very excellent products that can help a lot, which I cannot afford to buy for everyday use. She can.
The first time Meghan's poor choice of dress showed up on my radar was for the engagement photos. She was wearing what would have been more appropriate for a black tie evening, but even then, the gown seemed dated (illusion inserts) and, obviously, grossly inappropriate for a daytime photo shoot. I chalked it up to poor decision making and not understanding her future role in the firm. The cost of the garment was also exorbitant.
She REALLY started to ping my radar with the moon bump and coat flicking, and the the spike heels in late pregnancy coupled w the deep knee bends. Oh, and the Basic Instinct dress. Yikes. She had no desire to be a part of the firm, nor to respect it's wishes, or to "know her role," as most of the other royals do.
And braless? Seriously? EVER, in THE ROLE OF DUCHESS? Look, she hasn't even done research, clearly, into breastfeeding and leaking, etc. The Lion King dress would have fast tracked a case of mastitis, and I have THRIFTED better dresses for an evening out.
I think she is suffering from body dysmorphic disorder, she does not actually appear as she imagines herself in her mind, is really my only guess ( coupled with mental illness, narcissism, and I'm pretty sure heavy recreational drug use.
Beyonce? Her dress COLOR. mimicked the spectacular dress she wore in her Lemonade manifesto, but that was a few years ago.
While I think she generally turns out high wattage red carpet friendly looks, to wear what basically looked like 12 yards of mustard colored silk cinched at the waist, slit to the hip WITH NO UNDERGARMENTS was...well...it was vulgar, disrespectful and didnt really do her, it the audience, any favors from the waist down.
My opinion? Both had wardrobe fails, but While Rachel's was EXPECTED, and she did not disappoint, Beyonce's was a surprise,because, she should KNOW BETTER.
Lady BreakWind said…
If that wedding gown was anything to go by I would say that Claire Waight Keller is not helping Givenchy either.
I think designing curtains, bedding and tablecloths for Walmart is more her speed.
SwampWoman said…
@KayeC, yes ma'am, whenever an exasperated woman starts a conversation with "bless his/her heart", we all move a bit closer because this is going to be good.
Hikari said…
Simple or not, the Royal family would have had the resources to know the truth. And, since we've come such a long way since then, Haz could send an intermediary down to any Boots and get a testing kit himself nowadays. It would certainly be a simple matter in 2019, or any time in the past 10 or 15 years to have put this rumor to bed once and for all. But it's got sizzle, so it's still going.

I believe absolutely that Harry is Charles's son. When we think about it, if the family had proof that he was not, then they could have either disowned him or used that as leverage to make him toe the line and behave--ie, 'You're not really one of us, but to avoid scandal, we'll pretend that you are as long as you do what we say and bring credit to us."

Harry has hardly brought credit to the House of Windsor. I think he's a natural son that has been indulged and spoiled and has developed a weak and flawed character as a result. If he were a cuckoo in the nest, maybe they would have been more ruthless in pruning him out or else getting him to behave. But he *is* one of them, and loved despite his faults. That's why reigning him in has proved to be so difficult.
Anonymous said…
Oh, this is just eye-rolling: https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1154483/Meghan-Markle-news-latest-Prince-Harry-Lion-King-Wimbledon-Beyonce-today-2019-uk

And Markle, just in case you read here, let's be clear: if I ever have to meet you, you will not be called "Royal Highness" and I will not act with deference. You are common trash and you've lied, cheated, and slept your way to the BRF because Harry was a weak fool who you manipulated and grifted. So, there we go, Rach, just so we're clear, and see ya!
Anonymous said…
And from @RoyalReporter on Twitter: "We did a small story on this in the paper today (this online story is not it ). It’s really not clear what Meghan meant by “They don’t make it easy.” ... Meghan probably meant us in the media who scrutinise her and other members of the Royal Family every day. Most women when they think about it wouldn’t really want to live in the gilded cage. But how would she know about the media, as she claims not to read stories about her? She could also have meant her in-laws, the Cambridges and their advisors who cut her and Harry adrift, the staff whose advice she and Harry ignore, people with phone cameras etc etc...."

Cut adrift is interesting...
Hikari said…
Beyonce looks stunning in that color, which was very Lion King-theme appropriate, but the color was the ONLY thing that was appropriate. She could have had a lovely gown (full coverage) made from that silk.

Uncle Walt would be turning in his grave. Bey is always trying to be more 'edgy' . . that's why she married a rap thug, I guess, to give her more street cred than she could drum up herself. But to turn up at a children's movie premiere . . a remake of one of Disney's most beloved films of all time looking like a stripper from an X-rated Cirque du Soleil show and she was going to unwrap herself later by spiralling down from a high wire . . .Such poor taste.

I feel like I've seen Smegs's dress already on a hundred other women . . that homage to the 1990s is definitely there. I'm fairly sure I have seen versions of the identical dress on any number of the following women during that time period: JLo, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Melanie Griffith, Rene Russo, Mariah Carey . . It has such a recycled feel to it, and certainly more 'vintage' than 'fashion-forward'. Does anybody feel the same?

I will give Meg props in one area at least . . .we could not see her lady bits. Whether or not she was wearing undergarments, at least we could not see otherwise and her lady business was not touching her seat. So that's +1 for Meghan, and what a low bar this contest is!
Anonymous said…
@Nutty, I think you might be right.

@KayeC, Kate may also just have naturally good taste and know that dressing and styling for her mother's birthday party doesn't need to reach the levels of an official appearance, regardless of whether professional stylists are on hand for either. I have done a lot of events and what to wear and how to do hair/make-up is one of the first considerations and I'm no one, so I'm guessing Kate knows what she is doing and whether or not she has professional help, she gets it right. It is always funny to me when I go thru the closet and have "nothing to wear" for the occasion when I have so many things I can rarely wear. What really happens, of course, is that I don't have an appropriate outfit for the time/place/event (quite frustrating, really, with all those clothes!) but at least I know this. MM doesn't seem to have a clue and Kate is naturally stylish.

@Mischi, I agree re the products. With products and a flat iron, I am able to keep this mane under control except during the worst weather conditions.

And I think it's important to remember, Megs is subjected to none of those weather conditions during her "royal duties". Sure, some humidity, but she's in an air-conditioned and/or heated car and she's outside for how long? It's not like she's out doing her own errands all day in the pouring rain or baking heat and humidity. It's not like she's braving the heat during her "humanitarian efforts". She's getting in and out of a car and shaking some hands, doing some tacky things, making some obscene statements, and then spending money -- and she still manages to screw up her appearance. I can't feel sorry for her.
Anonymous said…
And question for Nutty: have you seen the bit about William having the foundation investigating for missing money?
Hikari said…
>>>>Cut adrift is interesting...

Yes, very interesting choice of words.

Re. the media scrutiny, this is a 180 about face change of tune from a woman who has spent at least the last 30 of her 37 (alleged) years demanding that Everybody Look At Her, and who has chosen a career (acting) and couple of side hustles (merching/plastering her picture all over her own website/yachting) in which people looking at her and desiring her image was the whole point. Then she sold Harry on this image, and it's a fair bet that he loved with his eyes and not with anything deeper. The whole point of this alliance is so that the entire world Look At Her . . but now she finds the media scrutiny Too Much? The same woman that completely ignored her babe in arms as her eyes searched the crowd like heat-seeking missiles for more cameras to take her picture, and played up to them with fake head-kissing the baby and etc.?

Meghan's psyche seems shrouded in mystery but she's actually appallingly easy to read, and I've solved her: Whatever she *says* is the opposite of what she wants/expects to happen. She's trying to do reverse psychology on the universe to get herself what she wants, and I have to say, so far, it seems to be working.

In translation:
"I've never been a person who defined myself by my relationships" = "I have been completely defining my self-image and my worth by attaching myself to men since I was 16 or maybe before."

"I'm a real foodie; look, I wrote a cookbook!" = "I know how to work a microwave, but I prefer to sleep with men who will wine and dine me in the fashion I deserve. I will don an apron and wave around a pair of tongs as long as cameras will document my every move. I wrote a 3-paragraph foreword to a collection of real cooks' recipes, in which I mentioned myself 26 times."

"I'm a professional calligrapher." = "I write incredibly insensitive cliches on bananas with Sharpie and then give them to sex workers who should be grateful they have something created especially by moi."

"They really make it difficult." =" I really make it difficult on everyone around me, and that's the way I like it. I thrive on their hate, 'cause it makes me feel important. Look how upset everyone is getting!! *I've done this--my power is awesome!"

"The media scrutiny is just getting to be too much." = "There aren't nearly enough cameras and bodies turning out at my events taking my picture and genuflecting to me. I keep popping up in random places where they say they aren't expecting me . . but seriously, I'm a *Duchess* . . . they should just take it for granted that I'll be there. More cameras!! More, More!! If Kate gets 3 pictures, I want 30. From every angle."
KayeC said…
@Mischi, please....name names, I need those products!!

@Elle, totally agree, my hair can look nice and frizz-free for a few hours (I doubt official duties take that long), and I have had great looking hair with help of professionals. So I am always in shock when she looks bad, head-to-toe.....where are the tailors, hair and make-up people? I guess I should have said empathy...not sympathy...LOL!
Lady Luvgood said…
Her calligraphy is bottom tier just like everything else.

That dress was a beautiful gown, and silhouette had it been two sizes larger.

We need to discuss why no HRH for Archie??

As the grandson of a future King, he will automatically become HRH Prince Archie when Charles becomes King, so why no letters patent for Harry’s sprog?
OKay said…
I wouldn't exactly hold Amal Clooney up as an example of...well, anything, really, but at least she has a job AND she actually accomplished some things on her own before she got married.
Kate said…
Her comment ‘They don’t make it easy’ is so obnoxious. That’s not something a member of the Royal Family should ever say in public! SHE does not make it easy on the general public to like her. Her antics at Wimbledon with her friends was so self-important. I was starting to think maybe we were being too hard on her until she pulled that stunt and demanded the public not take pictures of her in a public place where they paid hundreds of dollars to watch tennis and she paid nothing!! What a joke she is.
Girl with a Hat said…
try Living Proof line of shampoos, etc but there are so many choices in products and hair dryers, straighteners, etc.
Girl with a Hat said…
he will not automatically become HRH when Prince Charles becomes king. He was given no titles at birth and it will stay that way.
Girl with a Hat said…
she really isn't much of a cook. I know that because she makes a big deal of roast chicken. Harry supposedly proposed over one of her roast chickens, and she claims that she brings roast chicken to all of the parties she attends. Now, a barbecue chicken is easily purchased in all supermarkets in North America, but a real foodie goes down to Chinatown and buys a roast duck. At least the ones I know. And, there is nothing easier to make than a roast chicken. You just pop it into the oven. Some people season them a bit, but there's no need to. You can't have an easier meal to make.
Suzette said…
... except avocado toast.
Girl with a Hat said…
search on the Amazon or Sephora websites for "frizzy hair" for more
Jen said…
I have naturally curly hair too. If I straighten it, I could be outside for even a few minutes and it'll begin to grow and grow. The only thing rhat REALLY worked was the brazillian blowout. But its time consuming and expensive.
Kate said…
That’s not true. I think he will become HRH when Charles becomes King.
Humor Me said…
CurlySue, Kate and Mischi - it was in the DM that when Charles becomes King, Archie will get his title as the grandson of the Monarch. Unless, Charles sticks to his stream-downed Monarchy and focuses only on William. Look at the Queen's own children: Anne refused titles. Edward, a late bloomer of a family, opted for Lord / viscount and Lady only, knowing how far down the line his children are in the line to the throne. I will be surprised if Archie and any other child of Harry does not have a HRH when Charles becomes King.
MaLissa said…
Ladies, ladies, she can have her makeup artist/tailor/seamstress/stylist if she wanted to. Problem is, they have to read a 500 page NDA because.. you know... privacy. By the time they're done reading the event would have come and gone. Sigh.... she makes me tired. /end of snark
punkinseed said…
After her "They don't make it easy" comment, can you imagine what Prince Charles would have to say to her about that? "A word, Meghan..."
I wonder how or if the royals in charge of such things really do address Megs or Harry when they do or say such tone deaf things.
I imagine Megs has so far been an expert at deflecting, blaming the press, the public, trolls, her haters, racists, her family... et al et ux et vir, as nothing is ever her doing. Ever. I wonder how she explained the Wimbledon mess she made.
For fun, I've been watching a Tarot Card reader on YouTube about the royals, mostly about PC, William, and Cringe and Gringe. What's funny is how accurate one of the readers has been. I really don't think it takes cards to predict Megs and Harry's behavior anymore. They've become so predictable.
Suzanne Wilson said…
As male-decended grandchildren of the reigning Monarch, Louise and James were given the royal titles of Prince/Princess and the attribute of HRH at birth, in accordance with the law set down in the Letters Patent.
Edward had no say in the matter. You can't decline a title for someone else. It's just that he and Sophie have decided to style their children as the children of an Earl. Their royal titles are not used socially. But they may still style themselves by their royal titles should they decide to do so
Anne's children were not Male-decended grandchildren so if the Queen had wanted to give them royal titles she would have had to change the Letters Patent.
Suzanne Wilson said…
As male-decended grandchildren of the reigning Monarch, Louise and James were given the royal titles of Prince/Princess and the attribute of HRH at birth, in accordance with the law set down in the Letters Patent.
Edward had no say in the matter. You can't decline a title for someone else. It's just that he and Sophie have decided to style their children as the children of an Earl. Their royal titles are not used socially. But they may still style themselves by their royal titles should they decide to do so
Anne's children were not Male-decended grandchildren so if the Queen had wanted to give them royal titles she would have had to change the Letters Patent.
Girl with a Hat said…
yes, you can decline a title for someone else. Princess Anne did so for her children. As for Archie, his birth was not even signed off by the royal physicians. He is not getting any titles. Ever.
fairylights said…
Nutty, what is this I am seeing about Prince Harry disappearing from all contact for 48 hours? Anyone have any insight?
Henriette said…
No one has seen Archie's real birth certificate either.
Besides being the same age and a month a part, Sparkles and Bewulf also did fake pregnancies. Bewulf did it with Blue Weed.

Nicole Kidman did it the best with Sunday Roast. She kept herself out of the limelight throughout her fake pregnancy.
Ozmanda said…
I will say that if I have to show my real details I will unfortunately have to leave the blog - and I don't want to, I love the discussions so much :)
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