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Unanswered questions: Who is paying for Nice and Ibiza? And who brought Doria back into the spotlight?

There are plenty of new mysteries surrounding the Harkles over the past week.

First of all, why did they take not one but two luxury vacations in the month of August (so far) - first to Ibiza, then to the South of France - both on private jets?

Even someone with Harry's limited brainpower must see that this type of high-CO2 travel is a bad look for a man desperately worried about climate change.

Could someone be using the Harkles as a rage magnet to take attention off Prince Andrew and his troubles?

Archificial makes an appearance

Secondly, why did they agree to photographs with their son Archificial when deplaning in France? (Since they disembarked in a restricted part of the airport, the photos must have been planned for and approved.)

Archificial appeared to be precisely the same size he was 5 weeks ago when he made an unplanned appearance at a polo match - a size that was way too big for a 2 month old baby then, and is way too big for a 3 month old baby now.

His face was carefully covered, as it was at the polo match.

Who is paying for this holiday?

Could Archie's appearance be part of a merching deal with NetJets, an Uber-like private jet service that flew the Harkles on both of their trips?

NetJets might have calculated that an image that included Archificial would get a lot more coverage than one without, although apparently it wasn't willing to pay enough to show Archie's face.

Actually, did NetJets pay for the entire holiday? If not, who did? Harry really doesn't have this kind of money, unless he's dipping into the principal of the estate his mother Diana left him.

And Meghan hasn't been able to do much merching lately given her maternity leave.

Could they already be making use of the $3 million Disney gave them for the Sussex Foundation?

A new private secretary

In addition, it was announced that the Harkles had hired a new private secretary, a foreign service officer named Fiona Mcilwham who reportedly really wanted the job.

Mcilwham, who can look forward to many creative misspellings of her name, must be a glutton for punishment. Either that or she has been planted by Lord Geidt and the other former Foreign Service types in the palace to keep an eye on the Harkles.

Good luck to you, Fiona.

You might want to sign up for some calming meditation classes or get a prescription for Xanax before your first day of work with Meghan.

Doria back in the picture

Finally, the Daily Mail ran a piece suggesting that Meghan's mother Doria is now "the real power behind the throne" and the only person the Sussexes will listen to, having alienated the rest of their families. 

I have nothing against Doria, and unlike some other Meghan detractors, I don't really think it's fair to discuss her private life before Meghan was involved with the royal family. 

Her bankruptcy and possible prison sentence took place when she was an ordinary citizen, and there has been no indication that she currently has financial or legal problems.

Poorly placed for advice

However, if there is one person poorly placed to give advice about the British monarchy and British media, it is a woman who has never lived in Britain and never worked in PR or the media.

Really, Doria has nothing to offer in this case beyond the standard mother's "There, there, dear. It'll be all right. These things tend to work themselves out with time" and other comforting phrases. 

Personally, I think Doria and Meghan have very little personal relationship, and that the Daily Mail article is sheer nonsense - but sheer nonsense promoted by whom? Who does it benefit?

Chess pieces

The same questions arise about a piece in the Sunday Times today, suggesting that Meghan and Harry really wanted to live in Windsor Castle, but got a firm "no" from the Queen, who sent them off to Frogmore Cottage.

Even if this is true, it is not exactly breaking news - if it happened at all, it happened at least a year ago. So who handed the tidbit to a reporter right now?

Was it the Cambridges' team trying to make the Sussexes look presumptuous?

Or the Sussex team trying to sell the message that they were unwelcome? 

Or some other chess piece entirely? Geidt? Andrew? Charles?

There are so many competing players on the board right now that it's hard to keep track. 

Comments

Unknown said…
My number one suspect for throwing the Harkles under the bus must is Andrew. To get him out of spotlight and a comparison that other royals behave badly. Not only that, Beatrice might want to marry soon, and have a royal wedding. Probably an apartment for life as well. She might come off as more modest than wanting Windsor?
Doria back in the mix, to me that is a Sussex thing. Probably start of a storyline to have Harkles needing to be close to Doria, ie look for a house and relocate to LA.
Now! said…
Great point about Doria and a Los Angeles house.

Poor Beatrice was supposed to announce her engagement this month, before the Epstein story broke. Now it's all about defending Daddy, with Edo nowhere to be seen.

Supposedly they're still together, however, and Bea has moved into his home and is acting as a second mom to his toddler, whose own mother travels extensively for business. The mom supposedly given her stamp of approval to Bea as a free babysitter.
Girl with a Hat said…
I definitely see the British press closing the line to defend the BRF. Why write this story today about Markle wanting to live in Windsor when the really important story is about Andrew?

And I can only imagine Markle and Harry living in Windsor and having their daily party with fireworks. I don't think the other residents would be amused.

Mom Mobile said…
Thanks for another great post, Nutty!

It makes sense that Andrew is behind the PH/MM bad press, however, their bad press seems like no big deal compared to Andrew's. I wonder if it's business as usual for Wills and Kate instead? Wasn't there an article about a recent Cambridge vacation (along with its expense)? It makes sense that their PR would throw so shade at the Markle travels.

The Andrew/Epstein scandal is going to require something much bigger than the over-indulgent, tone-deaf, entitled hipocrisy of PH and MM.

@Unknown, excellent point about Doria and LA!

@Hikari, in case you missed my thanks for the link in the previous comments, "Thank you!"
Charlie said…
If Cambridges run story about Doria being *not a good one* adviser, Markle's fans will eat them alive with "they're attacking a gorgeous black woman for being there for her daughter" stuff. Meghan's fans are crazy over Cambridges, from calling them lazy and not working, unlike Meghan of course, to predicting their divorce, seriously.

But it's more likely Sussexs leak, they try to show that Harry is close to Meghan's mom, just like William has a good bond with Middletons, especially when it was an article about William's and Carole's Middleton relationship last month (or in the beginning of August).
hardyboys said…
Nutty you should write a book. Your writing is flawless. Back to dumb and dumber. That baby is about 4 months. And I agree someone at the top is setting them up to destroy themselves so that they are eventually exiled.
earlybird2 said…
All day Saturday the front page of the daily mail was about Andrew on video at Epstein's Manhattan home. Now the front page is the Sussexes. I don't think it takes a lot to figure out who may be behind this, but the tidbit about wanting to live with Queen Elizabeth was interesting (but old)
Humor Me said…
Good afternoon! Archie is alive and well and in proper clothes! Let us celebrate this achievement of motherhood for Meghan. Meanwhile, they jet......and the money spent is beyond comprehension for us common folk. Is this a Quid pro quo situation? and if so, do the Sussexes know who they are dealing with? I would hate to see an Andrew 2.0 for the royal family in a few years.
As to Randy Andy, wowzers, the pictures are damning. Nutty - did you read the Himmmms four-part blind (on Twitter)? Oh geesh. I realize it was a blind - but wow, the things that were intimated....
Anonymous said…
Nutty, I respect your PoV on Doria, and I have not discussed her past on here. For one thing, she's of little or not interest to me. For another, I don't have proof and it hasn't seemed relevant.

I preface with that because I do want to add a point here that most people won't know: in the US, evidence rules during trial *do* allow crimes of moral turpitude to be used as evidence of impeachment against a defendant. There are other jurisdictional requirements, too. I just mention this because of your mention that Doria's past is not relevant, and while I don't discuss it, I do see a discussion elsewhere as not just a character attack but a valid concern. My guess is Lord G will, too.

The courts here consider crimes of moral turpitude as too relevant to character to overlook. If someone has committed fraud, embezzlement, etc. in the past, then their overall honesty, and therefore, their testimony on the stand may be questioned. Sort of the "once a liar and thief, maybe still one" theory. Anyway, I thought that an interesting tidbit to share.

I personally *do* believe people can grow, change, and evolve with really hard work. IME, that usually happens after one or several soul-shattering events and the person has to have had a heart and soul prior (it doesn't work with NPDs and sociopaths because no heart and soul lol). But if I knew someone had been convicted of a crime of moral turpitude in the past, I would try to give them another chance, but they would never have access to anything of value in my life and I'd count the silverware.

It is for these very same reasons that I would not trust the Countess of Dumbarton on any point. Liars lie. It is the only truth we know about liars, and the Countess of Dumbarton is a liar.

KayeC said…
Did anyone else notice the DM article showed several different villas in Ibiza with prices to rent? It also mentioned the private jet company. It read like a big ol' advertisement! Plus, I still have not seen evidence that they went to Ibiza. But the Sun airport photos were something else. Not one shot of MM or the baby's face, and barely one of Harry in a ball cap.

To me, it seems as if Andrew and MM got both what they wanted.....he was knocked from the top page and she got to merch......

@Nutty, I want to say from the last post I agree that "Uncle Dickie" is relevant, because those rumors are not new and there seems to be a pattern, Jimmy Savile, Epstein.....very unsettling.
KayeC said…
Wanted to add that I am not convinced it was them on the plane. As for the baby, babies are all head, not sure what age that one is suppose to be but proportions seemed way off.
Unknown said…
You have a great blog Nutty!
I fully believe a house in LA has always been part of MM´s plan, this Doria leak is laying groundwork.

Apart from Andrew surely having a bone to pick with Harkles, there is also another thing. MM has her PR churn out article after article how she is the Queen´s favourite, all this celebrating MM´s bday in Balmoral with own wing etc. You all know them. Clearly geared towards US market. Now media in UK show up with receipts if you will that this was all rubbish. I think this Windsor story is out to punch a hole in MM´s PR. I am intrigued how long US media will continue to accept and publish MM´s PR articles. Even US media must know Harkles are losing credibility fast. It can´t be easy being Scobie these days..
Anonymous said…
Random answers, too early to process more :)

1. I love that the Dumbartons' new assistant is a Foreign Service Officer who came up thru the Lord G career path. I think that is telling.

2. I guess it is possible that Netjets would be merching, ditto for the villas in Ibiza, but that just feels weird to me. Do the millionaires/billionaires who use Netjets really feel swayed by Dumbartons' choice of travel? And do those who might want to be just like the Dumbartons have the cash for charter? I think that the villa merch is more likely simply because there are probably cheaper ones to be had and Ibiza might appeal, but again, is there anyone who can afford that who hasn't been? It's not like it's some unique location. It's more like one of those tourist traps that Harry Dumbarton lectured about during one of his recent spells of hypocrisy.

3. Doria - the power behind the thrown - FFS, that's just a big 10 on the merde-o-the-bat-bonkers scale. Whoever planted that was drunk.

4. Why would they do this? A sense of entitlement and the belief that the trip would remain private are my first two guesses. Those photos could be very long lens, not taken w/in the private landing area and someone else in the BRF could have tipped off the press re the Dumbartons. It's not like Harry can just disappear without anyone at all knowing. At the very least, their security team would know and relay it.

5. Fauxrchie. WTH.

6. IGI now that Uncle Dickie is relevant and maybe foreshadowing of things to come. If it is true that the British press had the photos of Andrew at Epstein's for years and sat on them, then think of what else has been held quietly.

7. It's all just so odd. OTOH, it feels like the Dumbartons are trolling us. OTOH, it seems like it's more fuel on the already burning rage.

8. As for who is planting it all, I will not limit myself to one choice. I believe it is competing sources with specific agendas, some more coordinated than others.

Girl with a Hat said…
1. So, Elle, do you think they are trolling us to get thrown out of the BRF and get to move to L.A. where she can merch to her shriveled up heart's content?

2. I like that Freudian slip - Doria is the power behind the "thrown" instead of the "throne". It made me laugh out loud. So, thank you for that.
Anonymous said…
Yes, competing interests @Unknown. Markle's PR can try all they like to make her the Most Beautiful and Perfect Duchess Born on THAT Day in 1981, a simple drop to the British media provides the perfect bish slap of the truth. Thanks to someone, we know that the Dumbartons were *not* at Balmoral and there was no private wing and special cake, and there doesn't seem to be a lot of BRF support or interaction with those two. Also, the info about where the Dumbartons have gone and what they are doing is fodder for the rage machine if any of the comments at DM are to be believed.
Anonymous said…
LOL Mischi. That is a clever Freudian slip, isn't it? If only I'd thought of it. I'm only 1/2 way thru my Americano (I'm so predictably WC lol) and I was just typing away without a care or an edit. But I like it, so I'm claiming it because it made you LOL and it's my subconscious speaking up. Rather like Chuck Noland in Castaway. That one always made me grin.

I'm not sure what they are doing, but I lean away from the idea of them trolling us to get to move to LA for a few reasons:

1) if they wanted out of the BRF, I'm guessing the BRF would honor their wishes for privacy and a relo (of course, no titles, no public support, but go and don't let the palace doors hit you on the way out)

2) markle has nothing to gain by leaving the BRF right now b/c her A-list status relies solely on the BRF connection - she really was D-list, no one had heard of her royal skankiness, so do we really believe that the markle on her own will command that interest? Hellsbells, the Clooneys and Oprahs and Beys have been deadly silent already - so they're going to embrace markle when she's skank-walked out of Frogmore Cottage? IDTS.

3) perhaps PH is still in love and perhaps he is just stuck for now, but whatever is true, that marriage will not last, so doesn't markle need to remain in the BRF long enough to mold another bebe in the image of Darren to secure that meal ticket?

As I wrote above, I lean towards competing interests dropping these bits because the storyline is so chaotic. It's like Markle's PR is pedaling as fast as they can to make markle the Most Beautiful and Perfect Duchess Born on THAT Day in 1981. Then, someone(s) come(s) along with receipts to the British media and that perfect BRF bish slap makes markle's big play for the HMTQBFF look foolish and a waste of PR money.

For ex., all the Balmoral snark in those articles: if she'd been invited it would have been her first visit - that's like an acid cocktail with a jauntily placed umbrella to make it look pretty. Thanks to someone (and a big thank you that is!) we know that the Dumbartons were *not* at Balmoral, no private wing, no special cake, etc. And we also know that they had their hypocritical asses planted on a private jet, just the three of them, no friends, no fam, nothing but the three of them, and OMG, can you just imagine the conversation between the two for days on end? Please, something sharp, right to the eye and let's hurry with that...

The Palace can't exactly have the DM do a "That Royal Lying Whore" headline, so this is the way it's done. Although who among us wouldn't buy stacks of a TRLW headline lol. JIC the British press is reading here and wants to make their 2019 sales quota, just one "That Royal Lying Whore" headline and a list of marklies, and I'm in.
Lottie said…
Doria the "the real power behind the throne" LOL
The Sussex's are so far from the throne that that is the biggest joke of this century.

I have a feeling that Lord Geidt is worth his weight in gold and publishing all of this negative press about them
I wouldn't even be surprised if under the guise of making them feel special he ordered the private jet for them and cleared out Wimbledon for Markle, knowing both are too dim to realise a backlash, which eventually will be their downfall
There, problem taken care of....perhaps even quicker with the new press secretary.

Archie looks as though he hasn't stirred a peep since the polo match, he is in exactly the same position
He is very, very relaxed, that we can't argue
BlueRidge said…
1) I think the Doria story was planted by Megs’ PR team so she can cry during divorce racism and whine later that no one would help her so she had to rely n her mother.

I’m sure she wants to buy an LA property so this story could help there too.

2) I think the Hazzes are merching for NetJets and possibly the vacation resorts.

3) Edward and Sophia caught terrible press for flying by private plane, right after Nutmegs’ baby shower in N.Y.

So the BRF could be behind the exposure of the Spenderellas’ endless summer vacations to a) distract from the Andrew-Epstein news and also b)as a payback for inconveniencing/causing by misery to many family members: Cambridge’s re affair, Eugenie, wedding overshadowed, Beatrice because they hurt Eugenie, the Wessexes for the media reaming they got a few months ago.

If Fiona considers herself a supermom, Megs will fire her in 6 months for daring to question HRH’s bad choices.
JenS said…
I don't think it was actually M & H. We only got a plane-window silhouette and a partial lower face/neck shot of H, and no face for M at all -- very strange even for these two. Body doubles or photoshop, most likely, which is why we're not allowed even a glimpse of the faces. Archie looks like the same doll we saw at the polo, in the exact same position down to the bent legs and flexed feet, with face completely covered and shiny, golf-ball head in the back. This would all be so easy to fake. I think it's very much staged, it's M's doing, and there are a few different scenarios:

1) She gave permission for their likenesses to be used for a lucrative merching deal with the airline, resort, and maybe a couple of others. If PC has cut their funding, they're going to need all the money, which means *she* will need all the money after the divorce.

2) This is M's paid-for PR. She knows she can't keep churning stories with no images. She wants people to believe she and H are still together and that Archie is real. This is more "happy family" nonsense. Two actors and a doll fake a landing -- not hard to do. The doll is far too big for a three-month old and is in exactly the same position as at the polo. Also, nobody carries a young infant off a plane in arms like that, especially not a royal baby! It's too easy to trip and fall.

I think M is desperate to keep the act going until after the fall Africa tour, and I get the feeling something clandestine is planned for that trip. She may come back with a child that she shows off all over the place, either as Archie or Archie's adopted sib. That will give her more leverage to keep H trapped, and if it doesn't work, she can go the Saint Angelina route (plus it gets her more child maintenance).

3) This one's a bit mad, but stay with me for a moment. M is using this story to throw H under the bus, and it's working. People are howling about his carbon-footprint hypocrisy, especially right after the Google summit debacle and Vogue interview (which it's entirely possible she also wrote/edited). If we're in the run-up to the separation and divorce, she'll be eager to make H look bad and get loads of public sympathy for herself. What's he going to do -- expose the story as a fake?

Or, least likely, maybe they actually went on these trips and M has been dragging the doll around everywhere, like the crazy person she's said to be. If that's the case, I hope Harry can get out as soon as possible.
Unknown said…
JenS

I agree it the photos from the plane could be faked and MM could have given her permission for likeness and merching. Still - it completely contradicts ALL her churned out PR stories re Balmoral, how special Harkles are to TQ. Is merching worth exposing her prior stories as rubbish? Long term her merching brand will take a nose dive with that strategy. It has already taken a hit.
I also don´t really see the believable push of happy couple with this strategy? They are blowing their carefully curated brand on instagram. It is much too soon after Vogue and Google to successfully merch private jets and villas. It comes off as them avoiding the UK at all cost - not a happy couple. It might be their PR strategy to sell as such, but the optics are not there.
I think it is more likely to be Harkles thrown to the wolves. The more their hypocrisy is exposed the harder it will be to pull up the race card, and more importantly the more exposed they are, the harder it will be for their fans to defend them. And that is really what BRF or Geidt is aiming for IMHO.
Anonymous said…
I agree, @Unknown. Merching private jets and villas requires the obvious question: To whom? And I don't see a real whom on this one. So no whom and too soon, hello, Lord G.
Anonymous said…
And to add, the beauty of Lord G's strategy is that the Dumbartons have been merching and lying their hypocritical asses off all along, so this just looks like more of the same to the casual observer. Lord G is only pouring another acid cocktail that the Dumbartons were already serving. Hard to tell where one ended and the other began, hence the beauty of it.
katdandevon said…
Someone has commented that the press in the UK had clearly sat on the footage of Andrew at Epstein's home for years and that reminded me of something I heard in I guess the early 90's? (Maybe late 80's). I was a civil servant in a south coast office and a colleague was sleeping with a hack at the local paper who had connections in Fleet Street. She told us the press had tapes of phone conversations involving Diana and Charles which would be damning and end their marriage. She also said Fergie would always be kept close to the fold because of what she (and the press) knew about Andrew. Well, a couple years later those tapes came out as we all know and I regretted being so dismissive of my colleague's allegations. It gives a great insight into what is now being revealed of Andrew but also into the close relationship the Royal Family share with the media here in the UK.
Anonymous said…
Sacré merde.
Trudy2 said…
@JenS, you beat me to it. I really do not think for a minute that the people in the photographs are the Sharkles. To be honest the picture quality is so crap it could just as easily be Ken and Pat from two doors down, but with replicas of Ginge and Cringe's go-to tatty headgear.
Girl with a Hat said…
well, CDAN has reported that Meghan is merching her heart out wrt paid appearances in South Africa for the tour. I certainly can believe that.
Kat said…
I think several members have people counteracting all the ridiculous stories that MM plants. They all have to protect themselves from her ridiculous tales.
She's constantly trying to steal any attention she can from Beatrice and Eugienie. She keeps trying to make Kate appear weak and overly emotional. She wants everyone to believe she is favored over the other females in the family.
Considering that MM doesn't seem to be following any sort of Total advisor maybe she is only listening to her Mother. Which could explain the many missteps.
Also I'm still thinking she's carrying a doll for possible photo opportunities.
Girl with a Hat said…
from sage14 on twitter:

Some royal tea for you. Not gonna say how I know it, so don’t bother asking. When #MeghanMarkle was on the Halloween tour last year, she and Harry stayed in separate rooms and fought about the “pregnancy” all the time.
Anonymous said…
I *do* believe that, too, @Mischi! Of course, as the Dumbartons' reputation and "A-List" lololol status gets blown to bits, her merchability factor is blown.
Girl with a Hat said…
another tweet by him/her:

Harry was embarrassed and apologized for her behavior. Apparently #MeghanMarkle and Jessica Mulroney wanted to treat it like a rockstar tour and not a working royal tour.
Girl with a Hat said…
and another:

where she was staying, she wanted the whole house and not just the wing.
Girl with a Hat said…
someone responds: #MeghanMarkle was rude to staff, unless you were pretty and when she was told that her behavior was not OK, her direct quote: “fuck off, don’t you know who I am?”
50 and counting said…
I've been wondering what's happened to Jessy, she's dropping off the radar. (Well not that anyone outside of Toronto knew who she is or cares). It's all about image to her. Children are fashion accessories. Looks MM is following her to a t.
JenS said…
@unknown -- good questions! From the mess of contradictory stories we've seen in the past, it looks like she's fine with the chaos. She just doesn't care as long as she gets media coverage. Remember the mess of frothy tales surrounding Archie's birth, the parade of celebs and royals who did/didn't visit, and the christening? The more speculation swirls, the more she's in the news, which is all she wants. She can always claim they were at Balmoral privately with the Queen (which is why there are no pics) and then jetted off on holiday afterward, so no problem there.

I don't think she cares whether people find the "happy family" tosh believable, if that's even occurred to her (you're right; the optics aren't there). She will do it right up until the divorce announcement (or until she runs out of PR money, whichever comes first). I also agree about the "too much too soon" and blowing it on IG, but she doesn't understand that there is such a thing as "too much" as long as she's a *Princess.*

I do hope they get thrown to the wolves, with Geidt is leader of the pack.
PaulaMP said…
I didn't think the silhouette of Harry in the window looked right at all
Eowyn said…
Harry and MM's private-jetting itinerary makes no sense. They supposedly came back to the UK after a 5-day stay in Ibiza, then almost immediately took another private jet to the French Riviera for just a 2-day stay. Who flies to the French Riviera for vacation, not for business, for only TWO days?
abbyh said…
I do agree that the Doria storyline is about linking back to LA, someone who has continued to be there for her since the wedding and will be in place (ready to step out again) when things get really rocky/leading toward a separation/divorce/annulment/a parting of the ways.

And the comment about using an advisor who did not grow up in a similar social experience/not even from the new/adopted country as not the wisest move is spot on. The BRF is about nuance, how things are done and how one should or should not respond.

Her unwillingness to hear something she doesn't want to hear is an added complication to anyone trying to offer her advice.

As to who is paying for all of this, that is a good question. One I have been wondering for a long time with all the highly positive articles about her for so long - where is the money coming from to pay for all of this? There is a part of me which wonders what that amount is so far?

Did anyone else see the covered baby photos and think about Michael Jackson? or was that just me?

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Anonymous said…
Apparently the BRF said that the trip to Nice was private business. So they got back and then had to leave?
hardyboys said…
Est ce que te es Francais?
hardyboys said…
I'm from Toronto. Shes a generation younger than me but no one cares what she does or thinks. Shes not that influential. She is pretty and slim with a nice house. Married to a son of a politician. Somewhat boring
Anonymous said…
I wish. No, I live in the US although I did live in France. I just don't like to say the merde word in English. Everything sounds better in French.
Anonymous said…
Off-topic, but not really: a video of markle moving Fauxrchie around and he's still not moving. https://the-charlatan-duchess.tumblr.com/
There clearly is a lack of support from the BRF. If it's publicly so obvious, one can only imagine the scene in private!

It could also be that rumours that they weren't/haven't been living at Frogmore Cottage were true, and they we're probably living at the palace somewhere else on the Palace grounds. Either while the cottage was being renovated, or because they didn't want to live there and camped at the Castle and refused to move.

And now after all this while, and after all the shenanigans, they have been firmly given the boot. Told to move lock stock barrel to Frog Cott. So the stories are now circulating, with a certain twist to it???

Could also be the reason they are constantly on the move in August, while the actual move and unpacking and setting up house is being done for them by staff, they don't have a place to stay without raising eyebrows (or weren't welcome to stay with family). So they'd rather make a big deal, spin a narrative, and decided to be ambassadors for NetJet or some such deal to sponcer their holiday.
Anonymous said…
I know, @Alice. I'm just waiting for Kate to ring me for Crack Babies and dish!
Girl with a Hat said…
it turns out that the person that Meghantoinette told to fuck off was Lady Cosgrove, the wife of the governor general of Australia who was in office at the time. there is a new one now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWoGfHoonh4
Anonymous said…
Comments confirm what I'm seeing: he's lifeless and she's using her finger to turn his head.
Eowyn said…
Sadly, at this point, I don't believe anything the BRF says about MM and Harry. :(
Girl with a Hat said…
it was a trip to Elton John's mansion.
gabes_human said…
Good Morning Nutty et al. A burning question occurred to me in my state of insomnia last night. I of the opinion that LG chose the new staff for our DufusDuo but Sarah Latham has been their longer than any other if their help. With her close ties to the Clintons, and their connection to JE, could she be one of MM’s handlers?
Unknown said…
@JenS
New pics from Nice trip today..and to be honest I think the legal department of The Sun and DM made sure it was/is the real deal to avoid lawsuits. That would have thrown THEIR royal coverage in question, and somehow I think they are better with strategy overall.
Yes, I see your point of MM being fine with any media coverage. This is true up to a point. MM is banking heavily on BRF not commenting on her nonsense PR rubbish. Usually they don´t, they let her churn out very costly rubbish, and then all of a sudden BRF launches a broadside. All MM´s pro PR articles re wedding are mostly forgotten. We do remember tiara gate, Kate crying and scent for St George´s Chapel. When these happen MM does care. A lot. She´s not going to be happy about public knowing TQ declined Harkles living at Windsor.

Since BRF lets media expose yet another private jet trip, Harkles should not be sure RF will play along with a let´s say we did but didn´t visit to Balmoral. RF or Geidt, or both have given green light to media blowing up the Harkles preferred narrative. It comes just as Vogue is still fresh in public´s memory and MM is on record saying it was her own request to edit. Oh, they also just had their insta focus campaign.
Unprompted.
Media drive exposing Harkles provides a bit of hold on a minute to any celebrity wanting to jump to their defense. It becomes proceed at your own risk. MM came for the jet setting A list life style, but A listers are mostly way more media savvy than she is. Well, at least they listen to their team.

Being a MM fan atm must be exhausting. Pro MM reporters Scobie, Nicholl etc will at some point realize that as MM lies to the public, probably RF and herself, she is also lying to them. They are no exception. Question is how long they are going to carry water for her and live with themselves.

Now! said…
Thanks, Veena! I agree that someone is laying a trap for the Harkles. But it's slow-acting one.
Now! said…
I wonder what the traffic is on the Andrew stories. I can be frank and say that I don't enjoy reading them, and mostly just skim the headlines.

People go online to be entertained, to and investigate and share their findings. I'm not sure people go online to be disgusted, which is what Andrew has to offer right now.

Even when Epstein is concerned, people seem to be more interested in putting together the pieces about his death as opposed to reading about his sick lifestyle. There's only so much of that anyone can take.
Now! said…
At least he's dressed, although one could debate the wisdom of a sweater in the South of France in August. Maybe the airplane cabin was air-conditioned.

I have not read the Himmms blind, but I'll check it out.
Now! said…
I see your point, Elle - and I just had to look up "turpitude". :)
Now! said…
Ha ha! This will be a heck of a movie, if the whole thing ever comes out.

Read an interesting article the other day saying that while the 20th century was about a clash of ideologies, the 21st century so far has been about a clash of credibility - who can you believe?

A vinyl baby will certainly shake the credibility of the Royal Family and their media defenders, who must know the truth by this point.
Jdubya said…
Harry and Megs are merching their trips. I honestly don't think that was them in the pics, the 2nd trip they allowed images to be used for money or for credit on trips. Actors pretending otherwise we would vehicle had a clear face shot somewhere.

Not just Meg selling out . Harry is 100% in it. They are cashing in while they can.
Now! said…
Celebrity decoys are not unusual, although they are mostly used in crowd control situations.

I remember that the cancelled JLo/Ben Affleck wedding at one point considered using up to 3 decoy brides to lure attention away from the actual ceremony.
Now! said…
I've said it before, but most of the Royal Reporters are careerists. They're very careful about what they report and don't report, because they don't want their access taken away. This is why it seems clear that someone else in the Royal Family is giving them the green light to write nasty things about the Harkles. Probably Geidt, but it could be the Cambridges too.
Now! said…
She was never a good actress, was she? A real actress, a Royal Shakespeare type, would have studied how to hold a baby and make him look like he's moving.
Now! said…
The Cambridges must be having fits.
Now! said…
You'd think that if we could figure that out, Geidt and his people would have figured it out too, and found some way to use her or neutralize her influence.
Now! said…
Also, I think it's an interesting idea that maybe Geidt set up Wimbledon, which was really one of her worst PR moments.

He could have had the section cleared out and just sat her and her friends in the middle of it, without her being any the wiser. (Particularly since she appeared to be drunk.)

He could have also told the security people to go around saying "no pictures please" to members of the public, knowing that would hit the papers.

If he did, it was genius, because Wimbledon turned a lot of people against her.
Now! said…
If they were living at Windsor, though, wouldn't the locals have spotted them at some point?

And if they were being moved into Frog Cottage, you'd think we'd also hear something via Twitter.

I'm skeptical that they're anywhere near Windsor.
Lurking said…
More bad press.. Prince William fears Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's snubbing of protocol is 'detrimental' to the monarchy, royal expert claims

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7370779/Prince-William-fears-Harry-Meghans-recent-behaviour-detrimental-royal-family.html

We got 5 stories today... (could have been more)

1. Multiple private flights
2. Staying at Elton John's mansion
3. Damaging the royal family
4. Staying in separate house in Scotland due to "tensions' with the Cambridges.
5. Queen has private tea with William after Charles & Diana split.

All from Andrew or from multiple factions in the royal family? Deflection or knives out?
Now! said…
I'll have to follow up on these stories!

There was one additional story today - a puff piece about how the Harkles now have the first "all female team" running their affairs.

Personally, I don't care if they have an all Oompa Loompa team. They need someone competent, and Meghan needs to butt out and let the Oompa Loompas do their jobs.
Lurking said…
Didn't they hire some diplomat (story from yesterday?) Maybe a diplomat is a wise choice. However, I have a feeling this particular choice is about extending their brand politically and globally.

An all Oompa Loompa team would be awesome... all press releases in the form of rhyming song, with a touch of scathing honesty.
Anonymous said…
I'm not a believer in the markle-as-a-plant thing (unless, as I said somewhere else, she's a Venus flytrap in this scenario) and Latham as a 'handler', but I can't buy into a Clinton/JE/dark state thing at all. That's just too whack for me and I think that there's a much simpler explanation. But I do think the new assistant is put in place by and for Lord G. I think the exit gates are closing and the Dumbartons are in serious trouble.
Now! said…
Ha ha ha! Meghan is definitely a Veruca Salt type character.
Lurking said…
I can totally see that...

MM: I want it NOW!

PH: What Meghan wants, Meghan gets.

I want a ball
I want a party
Pink macaroons and a million balloons and performing baboons and
Give it to me now.
I want the world,
I want the whole world.
I want to lock it all up in my pocket
It's my bar of chocolate
Give it to me now!
I want today
I want tomorrow
I want to wear them like braids in my hair and I don't want to share them
I want a party with roomfuls of laughter
Ten thousand tons of ice cream
And if I don't get the things I am after
I'm going to scream!
I want the works,
I want the whole works!
Presents and prizes and sweets and surprises in all shapes and sizes,
And now!
Don't care how I want it now!
Don't care how I want it now!

Hikari said…
Sadly, I must concur with Harry's total complicity in the schemes to merch and become Hollywood Royals. In the beginning of all this, I gave him the benefit of the doubt of being genuine, if too impetuous, in being in love and blinded by that love to Meg's true intentions. I gave him the benefit of the doubt for not being in the know with the whole pregnancy scheme when it first kicked off. After the very public announcement at Eugenie's wedding, he was trapped into going along with it publicly, but Hazza has looked like a man in hell ever since.

Now the floodgates are opening with info coming out of Admiralty House in Australia about the cluster* that the fall tour was. Staffers saying that Meglodon was unbelievably rude and foul-mouthed to the staff, especially the ones that weren't pretty/handsome. When told that it was not acceptable to treat staff members thusly, she retorted "F off, don't you know who I am?"

According to witnesses, the person told to F off by Her Royal Ho-ness was Lady Cosgrove, wife of the Governor General of Australia and therefore, Ho's hostess.

Witnesses also say that Harry and Meglodon slept in separate rooms, and alternated screaming matches about 'the pregnancy' with communicating via intermediaries. This was only 5 months after the wedding.

If relations have been that frosty since only months into their marriage, who can seriously believe that Harry is cohabiting with her, much less having sex with her anymore? If she turns up pregnant for real anytime soon (like now) . . that's going to be an interesting development. Yet, he's still going along with every bizarre scheme of hers to get their faces in the press and turn it into a cash grab. It appears that she's planning on charging for appearance during the upcoming Africa tour, if that's still on.

Yes, Megs is going to go to a Third World Commonwealth collective of nations and collect appearance fees, a la Paris Hilton, when she is ostensibly there on an official Crown tour. Maybe this is an advance hint that the upcoming Dumbarton Debacle in Africa will *not* be an official Crown tour, but that HM is dumping them off on the continent and saying "Don't bother coming home"?

This kind of blatant commercializing was denied to the Duke of Windsor, who complained that he had no means of supplementing his allowance from the Crown; why is it not being denied to the Harkles?

I don't know if the Ibiza trip was real or not, but I'm going with 'fake/doubles' pics on the jet in Nice. It really could not be more blatant with the Panama hat completely over 'her' face. No one in her right mind (which Markle admittedly isn't) would carry an infant like that down steep metal stairs without a carrier/holding on to the railing. If Harry were really there, and Archie were really there, Haz would have carried him if Meg was going to be so reckless with him. Those pics were planted. Had it really been them, and had they been expecting complete privacy upon disembarking, they wouldn't have gone to such ridiculous lengths to obscure their faces and that of Fauxchie.

Meg might have loaned out her favorite hat for the occasion.

Hikari said…
Forgive a brief OT excursion, but the mention of Veruca Salt reminds me that the Willy Wonka family recently lost one of their own.

Denise Nickerson (the sassy gum-snapping Violet Beauregarde) passed away July 10 after developing complications after an attempted suicide. This lady had a sad life. She was always my favorite of Willy Wonka's 'kids' . . even Charlie, who, let's be honest, was a bit of a pill.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denise_Nickerson

*********

Meglodon makes Veruca Salt look like Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm.
Pics today in DM show the Harkles boarding a plane. Their car can t be any closer to the door/plane without being in it. Makes me really wonder why hide Archie like this? Its ridiculous! Wonder what the drivers, airport workers, body guards think?
Hikari said…
Just a wonderment about the real 'Archie' . . .the little baby we saw in the christening pictures. He is a real child, even if he isn't the one Mama Merde has been carting around recently like an oversized handbag. I'm sure his name isn't Archie, either. He's cute; I hope he's well and safe and loved and will not be loaned out for any more heinous Harkle PR opportunities.
punkinseed said…
Thank you again Nutty for another fantastic blog topic and your spot on take on it. You are very much in touch with your readers and it's most appreciated.

Abbyh, I said that about blanket baby Michael Jackson yesterday on a different thread, so no, it's not just you. Like Jackson, all of the hide the baby behavior is contrived and deliberate, rooted in greed, like everything else Markle and Harry do or say. It is all about how to profit.
The Dumbartons do not care about anything or anyone. Their apathy knows know bounds. If they really did care and wanted to project a caring image like Diana did, they wouldn't behave so badly. If women could attend the Bohemian Grove annual get together, Megs would be the first to light the torch and burn the owl image that represents "killing care."
What's most sick about Megs and Haz is they both have themselves fully convinced that they are justified in everything they do or say. The demand to have empty seats and no photos at Wimbledon is a prime example of Meg's previously planned and self approved justification to prove to her "friends" that she's far more important to sit amongst the riff raff.
Remember Gina Cowne's comments about Megs' self importance and her addiction to promoting her "brand", I think while she was still stalking Harry or around the same time. Gina said Megs would call her to change hotels because she didn't like seeing a caged parrot in the hotel lobby. What? What a petty, ridiculous person Megs is. So Gina had to somehow find her another place to stay in a high end hotel that didn't have anything in it that Megs found off her brand like she's somehow Princess and the Pea offended.
She will continue to find ways to justify everything she does and impose and impede on others and for a malignant narcissist with a support group that includes her mother, she has more infinite demands in store until someone with enough power finally refuses to let her justify further.
In a pre engagement article, or around that time, Megs said all she needed to say to convince me that she's a self important imposter. I was so very disappointed because I wanted to like her, and was so impressed by her CV and that finally Harry found happiness. But the slightest thing alerted me to the opposite side of the scale: She said while waiting alone in an airport VIP lounge she was told to move to make room for a group of important Asian VIP's who wanted to sit together. Now I don't know about you, but I'd have happily moved to make way so they could sit together. I do it all the time at restaurants with no problem, and others do as well. Meg said she reluctantly moved without making a fuss but said as she did she thought to herself that this would be the LAST time she would be viewed as a nobody, and would never be asked to move again because she is more important than anyone else. Since then her arrogance hubris has exacerbated exponentially. What a shame.
It surprised me in that I've known a lot of big fish VIP's and have been one myself in a small pond. The last thing I cared about or most of the big fish for that matter was to be selfish, self serving everywhere, about everything all the time.
Jen said…
I may be wrong, but I read that the Cambridge's vacation was paid for by the Middleton's. That may be why it wasn't made in to a big "to-do."
Miss_Christina said…
Doria? Power behind the throne? I'm just. ..... wow. I think at this point Doria wants far, far, far away from this complete shitshow.

As for everything else, decoys, dolls, jets, what have you, I'm overwhelmed. This is some mess Megs has created. She couldn't have made more of a mess of this if she'd have just lobbed a bomb at Buckingham palace.

Avery said…
@Elle LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! You crack me up!
Anonymous said…
Slow-acting poison is the most insidious because it builds toxicity and has the chance to destroy so much. Most of the poison has been administered by the Dumbartons themselves, so when others add to it, it's hard to pinpoint the source.
hahaha Miss Christina! LOL so true. Punkinseed, tks for analysis. You make sense. Yes, thanks Nutty for your insight. You think of things that my small mind just doesn't!
Anonymous said…
Well, we now know the answer to one "who paid for it" -- Elton John. He provided the private jet, but he doesn't seem to understand that regardless of who paid for the private jet, the hypocrisy remains. His tweets are so offensive. I think he just lost me with this poor Dumbarton b.s. (see @RoyalReporter on twitter).
Anonymous said…
Some of the replies are spot on and brutal: https://twitter.com/RoyalReporter/status/1163481703807148033

Plus, there's the whole "gift" thing rearing it's chubby little head, too. Whoops.
punkinseed said…
I just watched Murky Megs on YouTube on today's installment about the Nice photos. She busted Megs! Exposes that the plane to Nice was all by Meg's own media hirelings, eliot something or other. So Megs is creating her own decoy/schill/fake stuff.
Hikari said…
That's right, Jen. Kate's father pays all the costs of that family vacation every year for the entire family, including the (commercial) airfare out of his own privately-made wealth. It's insanely luxurious but it is not funded by the Crown, so no comparison to what the HarkleFarkles are doing. A lot of people don't know this, though.
Lime_Smoothie said…
That's the kind of absolutely top drawer dirt I come to this blog for, thanks!

She's so trashy.
Hikari said…
@HumorMe,
I enjoy your shade on this hot day. :)

Or are you and Nutty being serious? Not sure. There is no way that the 'infant' 'Meghan' is holding as she descends those steep slippery metal jet stairs in espadrilles or whatever she's got on her feet is genuine. It'd be so incredibly dangerous to carry a baby like this without a carrier or using the handrail for support. Plus there's the heavy, oddly inert baby form, with the same melon-sized shiny head and exact body posture we saw at the polo.

She did get ahold of a real baby for the christening and presentation and he's cute. And he is also alive. I don't know where he is, but I'd bet my pension he wasn't in 'Nice' . . how do we know where that NetJet photo was taken? With the Harkles, it might have been at Shepperton Studios. Nor was he in Ibiza or at the polo ground. They are trying to sustain the illusion that they have custody of a baby which they do not. How much longer does Meghan think she can play this out? In another six months or so, Fauxchie should be old enough to be getting ready to walk, given his accelerated growth pattern and general prodigiousness at every milestone. Do they make Reborns in toddler size? And more importantly, just how big of dolts do Hazmat and Murkle think we are?
punkinseed said…
WTF is "carbon neutral"?
Catty said…
Lots of people saying the diplomat is one of Lord Geidt's people - maybe needed someone in there to keep an eye on things & try to get Harry & Meghan in line.
Lime_Smoothie said…
This dimwit is crashing and burning in record time, they only married last May. It took a good 4-5 years before Fergie became a national laughing stock.
Lottie said…
Now Nutty that is a movie i would watch!
Do you think they would take a plastic doll to visit Elton John? who is now declaring that he paid for the private jet, so all is ok now with mother earth.
Well who woulda thought that $$$$ could solve the problem?
But to be fair, poor pets needed another break from their eternal break
Nothing about these dimwits sprouting 'save the earth' and then doing the exact opposite
I get a strong feeling that the message was for us peasants, only

Well i for one, just do not want believe Geidt is sitting around doing nothing, he is supposed to be a genius
I for one would like to believe that he cleared out Wimbledon and Megsy didn't have a clue and that he is setting up one disaster after another, like a good game of dominoes

I also think MM wears that panama hat and uses it to signal someone to send a message, could explain why she had it on backwards...lol
Remember her friends at Wimbledon told her 'put on the hat'...why was it so important when the cameras scoped around that she have her hat on?
Just a thought

Looking forward to your next post Nutty, as always
Although, no pressure ; )
Jdubya said…
Why would the harkles even go see elton?
Girl with a Hat said…
she also claims that that is Doria in the plane with the Suck sexes.
abbyh said…
Interesting about the this is the last time people will view me a nobody.

To me, real power players don't need to throw their weight around to make it obvious that they are a force to be reckoned with - you see it in their walk, how they hold themselves and how they treat others (usually with kindness and politeness). They can make one aware that they are indeed a real powerful person if you start taking "liberties" (the power is real) but they don't need that to get what they want in most situations.

The wannabe power seekers are insecure and feel a need to hold this "power" over people as a threat to get what they want in day to day actions.

Team Decoy for me. There have been just too many times the press has just happened to be there to be able to snap the right photo for product placement with her. To not see her face would be really out of character but if they were shutting her down, the implied photo might be the trickling off attempt at keeping this still going.

As for the idea she is setting up paid appointments in Africa, I hope that HMTQ/LG is aware of this and will come down hard and fast about it.
Now! said…
Those Tweets have a definite touch of Word Salad. Did Meg write them?
KnitWit said…
Looks like Harry is carrying an American football in this picture-not a baby.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/08/19/16/17421512-7371321-Prince_Harry_who_has_spoken_about_environmental_concerns_in_the_-m-13_1566227202759.jpg
punkinseed said…
Possibly had some discussion and consultation about surrogate reveal and how best to go about that like Sir Elton (gag) did with his 2 kids.
Elton and Diana were friends, but were on the outs when she died. I can't remember what it was about. I think Harry and William have some kind of bond with him because of their mom's friendship with him.
The talk about how the Cambridge family will not stay under the same roof as M&H at Balmoral is not a surprise. Who would want to keep pretending that Archie is real and explain to George and Charlotte why he doesn't move much? Or why Megs won't let anyone hold him.
Now! said…
Because it was free.

Elton wants to burnish his Diana credentials and apparently paid for everything.
Lime_Smoothie said…
I have heard that Harry is fairly stingy, so accepting a celebrity freebie from Uncle Elt to placate the wife is fairly on brand.

And also allows Elton to play his 'Goodbye England's Rose' joker when negative press ensues.
punkinseed said…
I have a theory about the surrogate. My guess is the surrogate refuses to hand over the baby and has taken a stand to keep him or else expose all of it.
Can you imagine being Meg's surrogate? The demands during the pregnancy would be outrageous, over the top crazy non stop day and night.
The surrogate would hold all of the cards.
Hikari said…
My current theory is that the Harkle Farkles are actually homeless. Fraudmore is not a real home; nothing there. Even if the renovations were true, that place is a security nightmare. The Queen has denied them housing in Windsor Castle. They are banned from KP. Charles and Camilla have deafening NOT stepped up to offer them hospitality at Clarence House or Highgrove. They've already exhausted the Clooneys' willingness to put them up. What's left? Calling in favors from celeb friends and SoHo House contacts for comped accommodation. If they are really going to Africa in 6 weeks, they will probably be couch-surfing (in a posh way) like this until then. Fraudmore is very likely still a construction site. Notice that the much-vaunted luxe photo spread in Vogue for her guest-editing issue did not transpire . . .Quel, quel surprise.

Non!
Lime_Smoothie said…
No one is living at Frogmore at present, so either they tried to get Liz to underwrite the ££££ spendy redecoration and she demurred, or it was a load of PR crap and no renovation has taken place.

There is so much spin around this pair that anything is possible.
Lime_Smoothie said…
Am watching BBC Newsnight, and they've got Michael Cole on - he's predicting Andrew will end up in the US Courts, and there will be no hiding place. Hope so.
Hikari said…
Punkin,

After the Lady in Brown appeared at the Commonwealth Day service in March, apart from a brief appearance at NZ House on March 19th, Megs was not seen again in public until May 8th . . . 50 days, or seven weeks. There was a lot of folderol released about her 'home birthing plan', etc. . .but no sightings. When she didn't attend Easter services with the RF, there was feverish speculation that her labor was imminent . . .yet nearly another month (3 weeks to be exact) went by until the Shambolic Suxxit Show kicked off in earnest.

I think the surrogate's baby was in fact born Easter weekend, which is why Megs stayed in seclusion, supposedly home-birthing . . . but immediately after, Megs' plan went askew when the surrogate didn't hand the baby over right away. Or maybe she did . . for a three minute photo call. Perhaps when she did that, she was still undecided, but by law she had 6 weeks to finalize her decision to keep him as his natural and legal mother under British law or allow him to be formally adopted by the Suxxits. Something must have persuaded her that it would be in the baby's best interest to be raised by her, the one who'd suffered through carrying him for 9 months and birthing him, rather than Maleficent and her hapless Boobie who had hired her to grow them a baby. When the agreement was entered into, the surrogate probably didn't realize she'd been hired by a sociopath and an idiot. Lord G. probably sweetened the pot with a big bag of money to ensure that 'The Child Known as Archie' is raised in comfort and lacking for nothing, including all the best educational opportunities. Though . . we've all seen his little face by now, so where he is currently living or if he can remain anonymous is a big mystery. I think it's a given that the surrogate now has the protection of Lord G. and is in a form of witness protection, whereabouts unknown, because otherwise Meg would hurt her or have her hurt in order to take the baby--I feel she's ruthless enough to do that.

We haven't had any more full facial pictures of Archie because Megs and Hazmat have not had access to him since the staged christening which happened some time before July. Megs is well and truly screwed but she's trying frantically to spin out her charade as long as possible.

Remember Casey Anthony? The eerily like Meghan stone cold sociopath who lied and lied smoothly for months on end about a phantom babysitter? Who, even when her back was literally to the wall, took detectives on a tour of 'her workplace' where she swore people could corroborate her alibi . . walked confidently into the offices as if she belonged there; turned out she'd interned at that place for a few weeks years previously and she had no authorization to be anywhere near there. The cops already knew all this, but they followed her around for a good 30 minutes until she was literally cornered in a hallway and finally admitted that it was all a lie.

Elle is right in saying that Meghan will not stop until she literally has no more dodges left, but as long as influential and loaded celebs like Elton John are willing to jump on her crazy train and aid and abet her, her utter humiliation and discrediting is still a ways off.

Hikari said…
Wow, that would be a turn-up.

My feeling is that he will elude prosecution in either American courts (diplomatic immunity extended to the member of the Crown family of an Allied nation . . not forgetting our Special Relationship and all that entails) or a British court, either (prosecuting the son of a reigning monarch, unheard of. . . not forgetting that this is the family which had a member once deeply suspected of being Jack the Ripper--Queen Victoria's grandson Prince Albert Victor--and nothing ever came of those suspicions, even though PAV was widely acknowledged by his contemporaries to be not right in the head and entirely capable of such vicious acts) . . . Even Andy's peccadilloes would pale in comparison to that. I don't think Andy will do any time anywhere, but lesser connected cohorts will.

The strain of the scandal may well hasten the demises of Andy's elderly parents, though. I don't think what remains of Andrew's life is going to be particularly pleasant even if he remains technically free.
Girl with a Hat said…
well it looks like the talk show hostess Ellen has also jumped on the crazy train for Meghan as well. Meghan ruins everyone she comes in contact with, so it will be interesting what happens with Ellen.
Girl with a Hat said…
so why all the news stories that 2.4 million pounds were spent renovating the cottage and about the copper bath and even photos of some Soho House looking home? I just don't get it.
@Hikari, SURELY I am not understanding this correctly: MM told Lady Cosgrove, wife of the Governor General of Australia and therefore, Ho's hostess: "F off, don't you know who I am?"

OMG. I cannot imagine anyone ever doing something so horrible -- until now. I thought Harry was just stupid in love, but whatever balls he may have had in the military are shriveled up and long lost. He is welcome to whatever mess he is in.

HM should have immediately banned them from the UK. Forever.
d.c. said…
Exactly right, Nutty. One of the reasons I enjoy your blog so much is the sky-high entertainment factor (both you & your oddly civil, intelligent, & humorous commenters), and genuine curiosity over what the heck is going on. It's a relief to find your repository of sanity. :)
hildarumpole said…
Andrew may not face criminal charges, but civil lawsuits could be filed against him in the U.S. for any activities that occurred on American. soil, which includes the private islands that are part of U.S. Virgin Islands. That could be very ugly.
hildarumpole said…
Ugh! I used to like Ellen years ago when she had her sitcom and even the first couple years of the talk show, but she's become intolerable. There have been stories recently about how mean she is behind the scenes. Perhaps that's why she's standing up for Meghan. Birds of a feather.
Hikari said…
Good question, Mischi. Why wouldn't the RF dispute stories that claim that kind of expenditure if it didn't happen? That is one of the items raising the most ire at the RF right now, though shoved on the back burner due to Epstein-Gate.

The 'Soho House' looking-home was no doubt one of the Soho House locations of which Megsie is so fond. It would be an Easter egg to Soho House members but the general public wouldn't be any the wiser. It certainly wasn't Fraudmore.

I sincerely hope that the continued silence from BP constitutes some sort of longrange game plan and not just that ER has gone dotty and lost the thread like her ancestor George III.
Girl with a Hat said…
if that is what she said to the Governor General's wife, imagine what she was yelling at the staff!
Ozmanda said…
I am unsure if this is a thing, but does someone know if Andrew enjoys diplomatic immunity when he travels? If so this could be a major factor.
Lime_Smoothie said…
Michael Cole was just saying he needs to co-operate with enquiries now, rather than when it transpires that he knew way more than is currently being admitted.
Ozmanda said…
If that surrogate was smart she would have waited right up until birth and then milk them financially as much as she could. I get the feeling this is what may have happened
Ozmanda said…
Interesting theory Hikari - logically that could make sense. I understand their "we want privacy" rhetoric however there has been *NO* movement at all, not even domestic help or people coming in and out - this stinks of no one living there.

Lime_Smoothie said…
Not if he is travelling as a private citizen.

That's why this could get very murky very quickly.
SwampWoman said…
Interesting Stefan Molyneux video about Jeffrey Epstein's Butler: The Truth About Power. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P955jlxAoUY Molyneux concluded that in Epstein's case, power meant the ability to rape girls and walk away.

Why would PA be associated with these people? As a second son, he is largely powerless. Maybe this is his way to compensate. Maybe he was recruited/flattered into the lifestyle gradually as a way to undermine the royal family from within. Cui bono?

Epstein didn't just pedo party with royals and politicians. He associated with inventors, engineers, financial wizards. If a person was important enough, they were probably known to him.

For some, power means killing on a mass scale. Stalin is believed to have killed 20 million of his own people, but it might have been up to 60 million. Mao Zedong was responsible for the deaths of 20 to 40 million people in the great leap forward. The people pursuing the "green" agenda do not seem to be at all concerned that half or more of the earth's inhabitants would die under their mandates. Which brings me to:

Why is Google courting Harry? What sort of power are they seeking from this connection? Is this another undermining the royal family move in case Andrew isn't effective in some global quest for power that the players feel that the royal family is blocking? What can the motley collection of Hollyweird people do for a tech giant? What is the real story? (I do not for one second believe that it is about 'saving the environment'. Their carbon footprint (gag) is enormous.) And then, who is behind Markle?

I do not think that Epstein was the HMFIC here.
Lime_Smoothie said…
What I find most amusing about the PR planted stories re OMG RENOVATION Frogmore belongs to the Crown Estate, so she can spaff taxpayers money on vegan paint and yoga rooms as much as she likes, but in the inevitable divorce it won't make any difference, Harry doesn't own it.

Hope she's merched enough to pay a forensic accountant to find Harry's money, they don't come cheap.
Anonymous said…
I have to catch up on today's cluster, but it did cheer me up to see Kate scarfing Mrs. Dumbarton at polo:

https://the-charlatan-duchess.tumblr.com/post/187130908655#notes
Anonymous said…
I read a theory somewhere that the surrogate was holding out and that was why markle was delaying the "delivery", but the BRF pushed the envelope by planting a story that markle was going to be taken to the hospital by the Royal Doctors and induced (thank you Lord G if this theory is true), and whoopsy daisy, Fauxrchie miraculously appeared a day later. Has the ring of truth IMO.
Anonymous said…
As for Ellen, she and Portia denied remembering the markle and the dog story. I guess once markle went from being SoHo to Mrs. Dumbarton, Ellen now thinks fondly of Mrs. D. What's that quote about telling the character of a person by how they treat those who can do nothing for them? Well, that used to be markle to Ellen and now we see Ellen's true character. Bye Ellen Felicia, bye.
Fifi LaRue said…
Punkinseed: Interesting theory! If Meghan is a vile as we assume due to all the staff leaving, some in tears, Kate in tears, a surrogate with a conscience wouldn't give a pet rat to Meghan, much less a baby.
Anonymous said…
I think that there is one fact that is being overlooked here by lots of people (this is not an indirect Swampie diss at all), and that is the the young women Epstein passed around were 16ish/17ish. While I think that is deplorable, let's remember that even 10 years ago, the public would not have had this strong a reaction. This is a relatively new phenom where older man and younger girls (teens, early 20s, big age gaps) are frowned upon. I'm not saying Epstein wasn't marketing children and pre-adolescents, too, but he wasn't doing it publicly like he was the older teens. I still remember finding out the Fast & Furious Paul guy who died had the 16 yo girlfriend and pretty much no one GAFF. In fact, 20 years ago, the only blowback a man in his 30s would get re an older teen girl is a nudge-nudge-wink-wink and a thumbs up. OJ married Nicole when he was in this 30s and she was 18ish. Ditto for Kardashian and Kris. And they were accepted everywhere. So I think that explains, in part, how Epstein got away with so much and partied so heartily with the rich and powerful.
TTucker said…
The diplomatic immunity runs only when on official travel purpose - not on personal trips, as Lime explained. An even so, a request to lift someone's immunity can be made (through a special procedure).
Anonymous said…
Adding to that, I'm sure that at the time, those people didn't know that these were trafficked girls b/c this was more acceptable and fewer questions were asked.
Anonymous said…
I wish I didn't know this, but I do: They do make reborns in toddler sizes. They even make twins. Some can breathe and have a heartbeat. And guess what? You can even breastfeed some. Also, anatomically correct. I know that these reborns are supposed to help women who've lost children. IDK. But the only two people I know of who have them are complete and total whack jobs. (No, they are not my friends.)

Anonymous said…
LOL.

I always think it's an interesting legal exception - and a valid one.

If you've seen You've Got Mail, then you know Nanny Maureen's words of wisdom: "Never marry a man who lies." I have a very strict rule in my life and that is, if I catch a friend lying to me, I may or may not give one more chance depending on the size and impact of the lie, but almost always, they do get caught again, and then I wish them well and we part ways. Liars and the other moral turpituders just aren't worth it IMO because quite often, they will just turn around and do it again.
FGB said…
So now Ellen Degeneres is defending H&M? Was she also drafted into this by the former Clinton staffer?

Interesting article about Ellen agreeing to do whatever was asked for Hillary.

https://www.businessinsider.com/hillary-clinton-ellen-degeneres-party-talking-points-2015-9

_________________

After the party, Clinton responded to Mills and said she spoke with DeGeneres.

"She said she would do whatever we asked and so full speed ahead!" Clinton wrote.

SwampWoman said…
@ Punkinseed "But the slightest thing alerted me to the opposite side of the scale: She said while waiting alone in an airport VIP lounge she was told to move to make room for a group of important Asian VIP's who wanted to sit together. Now I don't know about you, but I'd have happily moved to make way so they could sit together. I do it all the time at restaurants with no problem, and others do as well. Meg said she reluctantly moved without making a fuss but said as she did she thought to herself that this would be the LAST time she would be viewed as a nobody, and would never be asked to move again because she is more important than anyone else."

You would have moved/do move because you are a decent and caring human being. Even I (grin) would have moved had I been aware of the situation but it wouldn't have happened to me and probably not to you. I wouldn't have been sitting at the biggest table to demonstrate my importance which it sounds like she must have been doing. (When traveling by myself, I tend to be immersed in a book in a quiet corner and, as my husband likes to point out, not a normal person book but some kind of technical manual.)

It is a terrible shame that a great humanitarian such as herself cannot bother to bestir herself in order to help out her fellow humans. She would have had a much better time if she weren't constantly looking for people that slight her by not realizing her importance (eye roll). It always amazes and amuses me how many humanitarians there are that really hate people.

Anonymous said…
sacré merde - double merde! again Punkinseed! Are you serious? She said this: "Meg said she reluctantly moved without making a fuss but said as she did she thought to herself that this would be the LAST time she would be viewed as a nobody, and would never be asked to move again because she is more important than anyone else."

Holy bloody hell. What kind of sociopathic societal stain thinks that way?

I would have asked them if they wanted me to move (I always figure that, as Queen, I can afford to be gracious.)

Holy bloody hell.

Note to Lord G: Get her, Lord G, get her!
Anonymous said…
The silhouette of Harry looked chubby. Perhaps he's given up the cocaine and taken up the donuts in a show of solidarity?
Ozmanda said…
I have never liked DeGeneres - her whole act always looked so contrived and fake that I never warmed to her.
Anonymous said…
I hope it was Lord G *and* my BFFs, W&K.

Nutty, I read a comment that the fact that the BRF is remaining silent re the Dumbarton spectacle de merde is a much bigger deal that most people realize. Your thoughts? (I have none on this topic so that's why I'm asking :)
FGB said…
It just seems interesting how there are always NEW people defending them, but no long-term friends defending them. According to Ellen's tweet she has met them ONCE. So why should anyone care what you have to say about them? lol
Anonymous said…
Quite possibly, Nutty, and here's the give-away: "David and I wanted the young family to have a private holiday inside the safety and tranquility of our home."

Wouldn't Elton have used the more correct "middle-aged family"?
Anonymous said…
A giant rationalization.
Anonymous said…
Crack baby recipe:

1 l. passionfruit juice
375 ml vodka
280 ml Chambord
1 punnet of strawberries, hulled
750 ml brut champagne


Anonymous said…
BTW, that recipe serves 10-12. Or, as I would like to remind Kate, it serves 2 of us 5 or 6 times.
Anonymous said…
I feel like it's one bizarre spectacle de merde after another, but here we go:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1167734/meghan-markle-news-latest-archie-food-frogmore-cottage-prince-harry

Okay, random things:

1. I don't know much about 3 month old babies, but pretty sure they're not snacking on chicken tacos or pasta and wine. FFS she lies.

2. She is still trying to pass Cory's pasta sauce off as her own. Again. FFS she lies.

3. And she's vegan during the week. Liar, liar, stretch-panel pants* on fire, FFS she lies.

It can't be too soon for that "Lying Royal Whore!" headline I requested from the DM?

Also, I have read other comments saying that Fauxrchie didn't seem to be wearing a diaper and that his shoulders and hips are disproportionate for that reason. I noticed the broad shoulders, so good to see it confirmed. Also, if you watch the video of markle tossing Fauxrchie at polo, pretty much looks like the same size which is odd. You'd think all those chicken tacos and pasta would put a few pounds on him.


* no diss to stretch-panel pants, but you just know she hates that she has to wear them, so I couldn't resist.

Later, at the airport bar,
"Excuse me, miss, but could you ask that middle-aged woman in the stretch-panel pants, you see her there, the one holding the doll and talking to herself, if she could move so my friends and I could all sit together?"

And to the Nuttier who wondered why Mrs. Dumbarton took up the whole big table at the airport bar? Probably that's how she picked up men when she was just an unknown ho, before she became a royal one.
This is just a tenant of all the food+yoga stories we have ever heard about her. This article isn't even news, it's just trying to build on the myth of 'healthy vegan meghan' .

First of all, every person who eats vegan doesn't automatically become healthy/fit. That's the biggest pop culture myth!

Everyone who does yoga , esp hot yoga , doesn't become healthy, fit or even a nice person! What a load of bull. As if your diet and exercise regimen is now a character certificate?! If that's the best thing that can be said about over the years, then that's certainly a red flag!!

Also, the article does say that while she is vegan during the week, she indulges in a big plate of pasta and red wine over the weekend. And has fries for lunch! Like seriously! Day after day, weekend after weekend?! How is that even remotely healthy?

And to be honest, looking at her, you don't see that reflected in her body or skin. She is (used to be) very very skinny, but here was no tone to her arms, neck, back, shoulders. You would see for someone who does so much vinyasa and eats mainly vegetarian.
Kate and Pippa as skinny but you can see their arms and legs are very toned, it shows even when they are fully covered.

Meghan's idea of being healthy is being skinny. Just like her idea of being sophisticated is wearing g black, and having her hair tied in a bun.
.... Just like her idea of famous is having celebrity friends speaking out for her in media, via Instagram.
.... Just like idea of being a good person is judging by the number of celebrity friends she can round up every quearter.
... Just like her idea of being a good mother is squashing your tiny baby's face into your chest so his face isn't visible.

I could obviously go on and on....
I also feel, at this time, no amount of celebrity testimonials are going to help them. They need to issue a statement,.preferable a video statement, justifying their actions, or at least speaking about these issues because the PR debacle is getting out of hand for them. BRF can remain quiet for.now, but soon everything any other royal does, will begin to be judged by HnM standards and then image control would become top priority for the BRF.
SwampWoman said…
@ Elle, no diss taken. Indeed, the Rogers girl was (allegedly) 17 and legal in the state of New York when she (allegedly) had sex with PA. Unless there is something much more damaging being withheld such as pictures for blackmail purposes of PA having sex with much younger girls and/or boys, I don't understand the sturm und drang.

The various British papers seem a bit hypocritical when they are jumping all over Andrew for having sex with a 17-year-old girl when he was 30, but they pretty much ignored the Pakistani gang grooming/raping of 11 to 13-year-old English girls who were beaten, threatened, and gang raped.
Jdubya said…
CDAN item #6, Monday . Oh oh, PA is most guessed answer. Audio recording exists.
SwanSong said…
Mischi: No summer vacation for Sara Latham, she’s called in two of the big guns this week to defend H&M. I find thus interesting because right after the engagement was announced, Ellen practically called Meghan a social climber on her show. Pre-Harry, Meghan wrote on her blog that she saw Ellen in a kennel and Ellen encouraged her to adopt Bogart. She was inferring that she knew Ellen personally. Ellen saw that Tig post and said that she had no memory of the encounter and had no clue who Meghan was until she became engaged to Harry.
Anonymous said…
Well, good :) I do see what the sturm und drang is for trafficking. I also think that men who are having sex with teen girls are just pathetic and wrong and sleazy and manipulative and abusive and a lot of other gross things and the men are adults and are supposed to know better. But I also think that mixing up pedophilia and a 17 year old girl diminishes the horror of the first, and I also think that JE was acceptable superficially because he wasn't pimping little children in public and *at the time* our culture (at least in the US) was one that was pretty whatever to young women/older men. Bogie and Bacall (45 and 19 ... just yuck, but no one thought twice, and sure that was the 40s, but it was still disgusting). Fast forward to Bey & Jay - she was 18 and he was 30? so while trafficking is always wrong, pimping, too, I just see how JE slipped under the wire for so many and was able to engage with so many powerful people who plain old saw nothing wrong with nudge-nudge-wink-wink young girls having sex with old men. There's a long list of examples. I'm just sorry that there are so many older men who have such insecurity that they need a vulnerable girl instead of an equal but I understand how their micropenises probably impacted their self-confidence.
Fuzzynavel said…
I think Doria is a new card for future use. Good mom card, advice card, love card, recipes card, help daughter get in shape card. Sussexes as a divergent for Andrew. Maybe someone thinks so but I think theres plenty of room on social media for both of their pitiful stories. Those photos of M/H on and off the plane were taken by a pr company called MAGA. Used for people trying to up their presence. Another backfire for them. Now Elton coming to the rescue. Yikes. Another backfire.BRF dont know to shit or go blind. But the queen will want to save Andrew and Charles will want to save Harry. We will see who gets saved from their mess
Fuzzynavel said…
From a couple of blinds and a newspaper article, meghan is in an apartment in mayfair. Building is owned by the royals. Harry is seen often coming and going from Nott Cott, as if he lives there
Anonymous said…
Fuzzy, any links?
Unknown said…
Hi everyone

Very interesting points raised.

An oddball question. If a foreigner to Britain wants to use a surrogate, where do you find information? Do surrogates advertise? On websites? Is there a surrogate database? What qualifications ( as in age,blood group,etc ) does a surrogate need? Does social services get involved, like in nurse/clinic visits?
Ozmanda said…
Unknown, there are ways - some freely advertise, others use the dark web. My guess is that the clooneys put them in contact with someone or Beyoncé and JayZ used their umm...."connections".
Jen said…
SMH, at this point it's getting pretty sad. This is the kind of stuff that gets you locked up in a padded room. Why is Harry allowing this? I just do not understand!
d.c. said…
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d.c. said…
Ah, that was from a 2016 trip to Lyon, France:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3652201/PICTURE-EXCLUSIVE-s-flunkey-need-one-Disappointed-Prince-William-stows-bag-flies-Club-Class-home-England-fans-did-remember-wish-happy-birthday.html

And earlier, all the way to the US, to visit Obama in 2014 (albeit, in First class):
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/prince-william/11281773/Duke-of-Cambridge-slums-it-on-commercial-flight-to-Washington.html
d.c. said…
Not sure why these 2016 pics have been showing up on the sidebars of my browsing, but the Duchess of Cambridge (Kate) was pictured getting on to a commercial airline flight from Holland back to London. From 2016:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3832204/amp/Kate-visits-Hague-Rotterdam-solo-trip-without-William.html
d.c. said…
Lol, I saw that! I wasn’t sure what to make of that post. I like your take on what was happening. Now I’m cheered too.
Anonymous said…
Punkinseed, ICYMI: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7372959/Carbon-setting-scheme-supported-Sir-Elton-John-no-meaningful-effect-climate.html#reader-comments
Anonymous said…
@Hikari, I think you might be right about the homelessness. I had forgotten about the Frogmore spread lol. I really wanted to see the vegan grey she'd (oh so predictably) chosen for Fauxrchie's room.
Anonymous said…
Did you notice the pathetic bounces she was doing? I don't know much about babies but I'm fairly certain abrupt and repeated jarring motions are bad for them, especially if they'd just downed a fav snack of chicken tacos and red wine.

As for Kate, that was a lovely scarfing. William is going to need to up his game ;)
Anonymous said…
All quite right, @Alice. Markle has no innate talent, taste or graciousness. She's the human equivalent of plastic flowers. Meghan's Mirror could not have been more aptly named (though my guess is that megster and friends missed the irony re the myth of Narcissus).
abbyh said…
I have been following that story of the raped English girls at risk for a while now. That sickened me that it was happening and that basically nothing legally was being done about it (out of fear).

I think the comments of looking at the past with today's cultural view of social tolerance is a really important one.

And one I suspect we will never see in print as the social media of SJW's will pound that through the core of the earth and out the other side. Sometimes I think of them as the tail that wags the dog.

It still may not make it somehow ok but things really were looked at differently. I don't see a lot of the young people grasping that (mainly because they didn't live through it like we did). They seem to only be able to grasp what they have lived though as the only possible true reality - there can be no other. And, no other reality is tolerable.
Anonymous said…
Abbyh - well said. Perspective does not mean acceptance, but en masse solipsism and omnipresent righteousness give a very skewed understanding of how and why. The shake-your-pitchfork SJWs will just hop onto the next hay wagon with a new outrage and at the first chance to avoid FOMO, and nothing will really be changed or solved at its core. So said The Queen on this day in 2019.
punkinseed said…
Thank you Swampy and Elle for your insight and expanding on what I felt. At the time I wanted to give her benefit of doubt, but in the back of my mind I marked that memory for future signs of hubris. She can't help herself. What I'd like to know is this: What eventually happens to people who are so full of themselves, so self important and arrogant, amoral? How do they usually end up?
I'll try to find the article and give you the link. It was about the time I think she was still on Suits and shuttling from Toronto to London.
punkinseed said…
Darn. I either can't find the article cuz search terms are too broad, or article requires a subscription. Merde!
NikNak said…
@Elle, you have no idea how far I went down the rabbit hole after your last comment. I am now thoroughly freaked out. My bf looked over my shoulder whilst I was on 'rebirtha' and was like "WHY THE EFF ARE YOU LOOKING AT THAT?!!" I just gave him him a 'just don't ask' look.
SwampWoman said…
I would have characterized it as more of a money-grabbing scheme, but a giant rationalization works too.
SwampWoman said…
Has anybody checked Thomas Markle's sofa for them?
hildarumpole said…
JayZ was an investor in a commercial surrogacy farm in India until the practice was outlawed late 2018. Maybe the Harkles had a contract that went south when the law changed and they had to scramble to find a new baby. Could explain the vague due dates and chaos around the "birth."
Anonymous said…
I know, right? Is that the freakiest thing? I found out about it the first time I met one of the whack jobs -- she just up and started talking about her babies like this was normal, and it was in a somewhat professional situation. The next time I saw her, she shared a photo of the twins. I could not WTF out of there fast enough. I find it very, very disturbing. Very. I'm not one to judge and pretty much don't care what other people do, but I'm sorry, realistic newborns with anatomically correct parts who can nurse and pee, yeah, just no, no, no, no, no.
Anonymous said…
The two are not mutually exclusive :)
marvelousmagda said…
It is perfectly obvious that MM does not know how to sooth a baby. Those bounces were ROFLAS...and you are right, Elle, upchuck endgame pour le bebe. Loved Kate's OMG, there's that crazy B look before she turned her head and went in another direction.
marvelousmagda said…
I agree the ordinarily, royals traveling on personal trips did not warrant DI, until I saw this article. IIRC, MM was extended DI, aka diplomatic status, when she was in NYC for her baby shower. That's what made me think something hinky was going on with the private trip on a private plane. I always felt that "sudden" trip was a quid pro quo for help with the surrogate/IVF scenario. http://mystylenews.com/world-news/tax-dollars-meghan-markle-flanked-by-u-s-agents-during-nyc-visit/
marvelousmagda said…
Harry is the prize and until they have him well and truly hooked, they will play a little more line out to Smegs to keep her from rocking the boat. After that, I would not be at all surprised if PH doesn't out her himself with something like..he realized that she was psychotic and delusional, but until they could either convince her to seek professional help, or she got to the point where she was potentially harmful to herself or others where he/they could legally step in, he/they played along with her fantasies/delusions to keep her calm and somewhat stable, yada, yada, yada.
Anonymous said…
I watched Kate swerve several times and each time was better than the last.
Hikari said…
LOL.

Thomas's Mexican sofa is probably full of las cucharachas, not that Murkle would ever consider it. She doesn't have a father in her own mind.
Hikari said…
I saw the Bouncing Archie footage, too. 'Bout choked on my tongue from laughing. I am not a mom, but I've held babies before. That motion she was attempting looked like she was attempting to dislodge a Lego he'd swallowed, not any kind of soothing motion whatsoever.

I work in an urban public library and have the opportunity to observe a lot of mentally ill individuals at close range. People with mental illnesses very often do not inhabit their bodies comfortably. Their coordination is often jerky and another symptom is their body temperatures are wacky. They are very often dressed completely inappropriately for the weather/season, sporting wool hats and coats in August and thin fabrics with no coat in January. Before I knew about Meg's Merching fetish, I wondered if her constantly bizarre out-of-season dressing and poorly fitted clothing reflected this kind of disordered thinking. Somebody in another comment once remarked that narcissists have difficulty judging aesthetics . . .that certainly seems to be Meg's problem, if she actually thinks she looks good in these horribly merched 'fashions'.

That performance at the polo was such a public display of a disordered mind at work, I cannot believe that nobody in the MSM is venturing concern about the Duchess's mental health, even if they accept the blatant fiction that Fauxchie is a real infant. The faces of Catherine and various people that got close to her on that day show varying degrees of puzzlement verging into incredulity/horror.
Catherine cut such a wide berth around Smeaghan and Fauxchie with her kids it's like they had Ebola. This goes beyond personal tensions relating to working together or being next-door neighbors--Kate would've at least greeted her and acknowledged the baby if this scenario had been in any way normal.

For someone who supposedly has a drama degree from a top university, which would have entailed movement classes and stagecraft, not to mention somebody who has studied yoga since she was in junior high and who has been hired as a model and successfully passed at least two professional auditions that we know of . . . she sure moves like a Parkinson's patient off her meds.

How could this woman have snowed anybody for more than 5 minutes at a time? I've never seen such an awkward, grating presentation. She's like a glitchy Replicant, not an actual human, so it's fitting that she's got a Reborn baby.
Hikari said…
A commercial surrogacy farm in a Third World country?

My God, this world just keeps getting more and more depraved. Maybe that's why the Harkles *had* to be at the Lion King premiere rather than the veterans' memorial concert. Because Jay-Z has that kind of dirt on them . . ?
Hikari said…
"The human equivalent of plastic flowers" wins the Post of the month award. Really, that sums her up to a tee. She is plastic inside and out and so is her 'baby'.

Plastic flowers can look convincing from a distance as the real thing but as soon as you get close enough to smell or touch, the illusion is shattered.

It's a given that Meg is a clinical Narcissist . . but Narcs generally succeed despite being such superficial people because they are chameleons--skilled actors who can fake the 'right' emotions necessary to manipulate others and be extremely charming in the short term. That's how they suck in the unsuspecting. Then, after they have snared their targets and gleaned what they wanted out of their victims, they let the mask slip and reveal their true selves. Partly for the cruel sport of it all and partly because they just DGAF if they have used that person for whatever they needed them for.

At the beginning of all this, I could believe that Markle was a skillful operator who used all the tricks in her feminine arsenal to snag Harry and she didn't show him her ugly side until after the wedding, reserving her ugly side for disposable minions and her rivals within the Royal family. But the testimony is overwhelming from too many people who have had even the briefest social encounters with her that she is an absolute nightmare from morning to night.

Someone who'd tell the wives of highly placed Commonwealth officials to go F themselves or turn that mouth on the Queen of England have no skillful game face or strategy. She's like a gaping case of Tourette's Syndrome walking freely among us. She's a Replicant, passing for human. How can a Replicant have gotten so very far on the backs of favors done to her by raftloads of influential people? She keeps alienating and ghosting her helpers, but there are always fresh raftloads queuing up to serve her. Why??

I think her university degree is completely bogus . . . she may have applied to the drama program at Northwestern but I can't believe she would have been accepted or allowed to stay in it if we've seen the quality of her acting skills. She wouldn't rate a chorus part in community theatre.
Anonymous said…
" 'The human equivalent of plastic flowers" wins the Post of the month award. Really, that sums her up to a tee. She is plastic inside and out and so is her 'baby'.

Plastic flowers can look convincing from a distance as the real thing but as soon as you get close enough to smell or touch, the illusion is shattered."

Thank you, @Hikari! That is a compliment coming from the Post of the Year award-winner!

Also, re plastic flowers: they are tacky, cheap, impossible to keep clean, give off toxic gas, and are just the worst version ever made of the real thing. IOW, the definition of Mrs. Dumbarton.

"She wouldn't rate a chorus part in community theatre." True. But what about as an extra in The Hunger Games -- a horrid, obnoxiously dressed citizen of Panem perhaps? Or even in the Divergent?
NikNak said…
@Elle, I'm the same, you do you. Especially if it helps in the grieving process sure I get that. But for someone to buy these dolls which can nurse, pee etc just for the sake of it to me is the same as someone drawing a smiley face on a bucket and pushing it around town in a pram. I wouldn't even know the etiquette if i came across one of these people, do you just play along like 'nahh hes precious...looks like hes grown' or do you subtlety go 'He sleeps a lot huh?'

Side note, Kate dodging her at the polo whilst she was carrying baby Louis when Meghan was bobbing up and down like a mental made my week.
Hikari said…
How tragic to see young true love derailed so quickly . . ! (Boo hoo!)

If the staff at Admiralty House Australia are to be believed, the DumWits haven't been sharing a bed since last fall, or 5 months into their marriage. I wonder if Hazza got any sort of honeymoon period with his new bride or if it's been like this since that huge blowout Wedding Spectacle Granny and Charles threw them.

I thought I'd read at the time of Eugenie's marriage that she and Jack were taking over Nott Cott, since it had been vacated for the DumWits' glorious relocation to Fraudmore. Wouldn't that be a kick in the head (again) if Eugenie and Jack were promised Nott Cott, or had already settled in there when the cottage was abruptly pulled from them and reassigned to the Earl of Dumba$$? Since Beatrice and Edo and Woolfy are in the apartment at St. James which Genie shared with her sister before her marriage, I wonder where the Brooksbanks are living now.

We may add Beatrice and Eugenie to the list of relationships which the Earl of Dumba$$ has torched since he allowed Meghan to glom onto him. Diana's boys were always so close to their York cousins, too. This is a real shame.

I wonder if the Earl of Dumba$$ has enough intellectual capability to reflect upon the pathetic situation of being back in his bachelor pad just 15 months after his Wedding of the Century, with his reputation in tatters and alone again due to his own abysmal choices. Most likely not.

And where the F*ck is Archie, Harry?
Hikari said…
I can see the Markle as Effie Trinket, yeah . . but we need her to play a contestant so she can meet some very gruesome end. At least she'd get a cannon salute for her exit such as was denied to poor Fauxchie.
Anonymous said…
NikNak, After I found out about the woman's "babies", I ran like hell every time I saw her. I was honestly frightened to see one. They really, really, really freak me out. BUT I was not able to avoid her entirely. One other time I was tortured with the photos of the new baby - a newborn reborn - that she'd had express mailed to her. She was showing the photos around to others and I couldn't escape in time. I am sure I made some remark like "wow". She even takes hers shopping and has a car seat? IDK. I really, really don't get it.

There's another video of polo today - hard to say what was going on but Kate looked lovely.
Anonymous said…
Yes, but Effie ended up having a heart. I was thinking of the first game when the Capitol parents were laughing as their children played with Hunger Game weapons and then in the fourth movie when the citizens were being run out of Panem. Maybe some of the scenes at the Catching Fire fete as well - where they were gorging and vomiting after. All Markle.
Nutty Flavor said…
Well, Enty always says that Beyoncé and Jay-Z run a surrogate farm...

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