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The Royals' Christmas celebrations: Things to look forward to

The next few days will be exciting for Royal watchers, as the Christmas celebrations take center stage.

The most exciting event is likely to be the Christmas walk on December 25, as the Royals walk from the Sandringham Estate to the 16th century St. Mary Magdalene church for the 11am service. Will Prince George and perhaps Princess Charlotte make their debut this year?

If so, what will they wear? Being as it's the middle of winter, I hope Prince George won't be stuck with short pants again. Isn't it time for him to wear full-length trousers year-round, anyway?

Prince Andrew will supposedly be arriving at the church by car, so as not to dampen the mood. The Queen also arrives by car, and in fact rode with Andrew last year. (Here's some info on how to see the Royals walk in person if you are so inclined.)

There's also talk of a "major announcement" by the Cambridges this year - perhaps Kate's first solo tour? Sophie and Anne regularly undertake solo tours, so why not Kate?  Whatever it is will presumably promote her Early Childhood initiative.

Christmas card chicken

Neither the Cambridges nor the Sussexes has officially released the family Christmas card as of 1pm EET December 23, although @KensingtonRoyal Instagram did release a photo of four generations of sovereigns making a mince pie, a non-so-subtle way of saying "These are the four people who actually matter."

Perhaps the Cambridges are playing a sort of game of chicken with the Sussexes - who will officially release their holiday greeting first? Perhaps the Sussexes will not be releasing anything at all, since they are officially on break. 

The Sussex publicity during the break has been all over the place, first suggesting they were in California, then in seclusion in Canada, possibly with Meghan's mother, but certainly not with Meghan's father. 

Rumors have also been all over the place, with the notorious troll @torontopaper1 suggesting that Meg hadn't been allowed to enter Canada despite making calls to all of her best contacts, as well as a terrible, amateurish video of Harry in a cheapish Santa suit creating speculation that he is in rehab, or should be. 

Philip's health

Overshadowing the Christmas celebrations are worries about Prince Philip's health. As of this writing, the 98-year-old family patriarch remains in the hospital, having been flown to London on Friday for what was improbably called a "planned admission" on a Friday 5 days before Christmas.

If the Christmas celebrations at Sandringham go on without Philip and his famously strong cocktails, it will be the first Christmas ever without him for most of the attendees - with the exception of the Queen.  

Both Philip and the Queen seem to be feeling their ages, and it seems likely that Charles will take over even more Royal duties in 2020. 


The Queen's speech

The Queen's speech to be broadcast on Christmas Day is also much anticipated. 

What can she possibly say about a year that has not only included a significant general election, but an enormous amount of family drama?

Will she obliquely refer to the humiliations of Prince Andrew, the speculation surrounding the mysterious birth of Archie Mountbatten-Windsor, the complaints and ultimate disappearance of the Sussexes? 

And which photos will appear in the background? Royal watchers have learned that they often represent a subtle but potent form of Queen communication - and shade. 

The speech has probably already been recorded, so it is unlikely to reference Philip's health challenges. 




What are you looking forward to over the next few days?


Comments

Jen said…
I imagine the Queen's speech will be a positive one and she won't touch on ANYTHING unsavory, so no talk of Andrew or the Sussex duo.

I am looking forward to seeing what news comes from the Cambridge's. With everything surrounding the Sussex duo, the Cambridge's really are the only thing that can save the RF. I am reading more and more about folks in the UK calling for a Republic and that the RF isn't necessary any more. This may be a minority, but it's still there and gaining traction every time there are negative stories (Sussex idiots or Andrew). William and Kate (and their kids) are popular, so I imagine they will take on a more visible role that will hopefully shed positive light on the RF.

I hope Philip is doing well and will be home for Christmas.
hardyboys said…
I think the reason the queen didnt wear her jewels and crown next to Bojo was because of how outdated it is. Hes elected and wearing normal clothes. So should she. If the big announcement is Kate is flying solo that is just not a big enough announcement in this day and age. But they are using a PR machine for leading us all to believe this big announcement will be juicy and what we need.
Unknown said…
I am also intrigued about this big announcement from the Cambridges, whatever it is it will be no doubt overshadowed by something the sussexes duo do or release. They are sadly predictable at this point. Also there was a very interesting blind item on the blind gossip site that said that the rf have asked for the sussexes to return home to see Prince Philip but meghan has told Harry that she is not comfortable with his family so she doesn't want to go but if Harry goes without her it will look bad for her public image and she is tired of negativity from the press. Will be interesting to see what happens regarding that. I think the queen's speech may have something to do with solidarity and the importance of family as maybe a subtle dig at the troubled royals that have caused chaos this year so should be interesting.
Mischief Girl said…
The Queen will not directly reference the bad year. She'll make an oblique reference to "all families have difficulties" (I was going to suggest she would use the word "troubles" but it's too close a word association to the troubles in Northern Ireland) and she may then add "as in our own Commonwealth family, but we work together for the greater good of all and a more positive future".

I am very much enjoying the semi-radio silence from the Sussexes. I'd like them to be even quieter with zero social media presence or hints of where they are staying. If this 6-week break was their idea, it backfired badly because it shows me how totally unnecessary they are to the BRF. The BFR can scale back to Prince Charles and Camilla and the Cambridges once HMTQ has died. Princess Anne and Edward and Sophie can be used as needed; they have all proven themselves to be appropriate and "a safe pair of hands". The Sussexes can retire to where ever they want and raise their non-titled child in peace. Good luck to them!

As for Prince Philip, it's tough to bounce back from anything at 98. I work in healthcare, and in 13 years of front line experience I've seen ONE patient in his age gruop come back fully from a health crisis. Interestingly, I'm working with her now--a lady over 100 years old who broke her hip and who is back to baseline, walking around, engaging in life, and doing just great in her senior living apartment. She even wears underwear rather than pull-up briefs because she has no incontinence, which is truly astonishing at that age. For everyone else--and I work in geriatrics, so that's a lot of people--they live at reduced level of independence, comfort, and engagement in activities that are important and meaningful to them. So IF Prince Philip cannot rebound to a level that would be acceptable to him, I hope he doffs this mortal coil quickly. Please keep in mind, I am talking about the oldest of the "oldest old" population, which is defined as 80 and up, not the younger side of the oldest olds.

I am an avid reader of Hello! magazine, shipped to me weekly from the UK and I am enjoying having Kate on the cover (the most recent one I have shows William, Kate, and Mary Berry), rather than smirky $Mirks, who has been on too many of their covers this past year. The Cambridges show me how the BRF should behave. The Sussexes are simply depressing and self-centered. Having said nice things about the Cambridges, I think it's silly to hint "there's going to be a big announcement" because you set up expectations and someone is bound to be disappointed. Just stay quiet and give us the news when you're ready.

Merry Christmas to all! If you celebrate another holiday, I hope it is a joyous one. I'll be working as I do every Christmas.

Thanks, Nutty, for a fabulous blog and to all the posters. Your posters are an articulate, thoughtful, and interesting group of people. Thanks to all for fun entertainment each morning when I see what's new here.
from america said…
I think perhaps the royal family is fighting back, in their quiet way, against H&M. What must they know about H&M? I think Meg will leave Harry in 2020. Things are just not going her way and she will bail out, then head straight to whatever media outlet will pay her, for interviews of her "struggle".
Kate said…
I think Kate is pregnant with baby #4!!
Sandie said…
The information about a big announcement over Christmas from the Cambridges is from Omid Scobie and he lives to worship Meghan, so I do not believe that William and Kate are going to announce something major, or anything at all outside of an emergency situation or something directly connected to Christmas, during Christmas celebrations.

Although Meghan will be absent from the Christmas walk (so we miss out on a superb demonstration of scarfing), she will make sure that there are at least two gushing stories about her dominating the press and may even make sure her Christmas card is leaked on that day. (I know a narc and they often say one thing but do the opposite, or accuse others of the very thing they do or say themselves, so it is to be expected that Meghan says she wants privacy but makes sure she gets a lot of media attention ... she wants control, not privacy.)

I am actually not a supporter of George walking to church with the family, although if he is going to be king, it would be very 'Meghanish' for him to not follow tradition and do what his father did. Diana guided William in taking on a public role from an early age, and I am sure William and Kate will do well in guiding their son.

There is another letter in support of Meghan and it really is appalling (this is what is important to these people in a world full of problems? ... plus it has some major errors): https://meghanpedia.com/an-open-letter-of-support-for-her-royal-highness-the-duchess-of-sussex/

All the following rant by me is relevant to royals, because Andrew is a part of it, and no-one is challenging the narrative nor addressing the real problem (older men having casual sex with teenage girls is a huge problem and should not be a part of modern society).

Andrew is probably guilty of many shady business deals and is guilty of saying he knew nothing about Epstein's sexual exploitation of teenage girls, many of whom were under the age of consent, when to claim such ignorance is just not believable in any way (and of saying the stupidist things ever in a TV interview that destroyed any credibility he might have had).

Epstein was not a convicted paedophile because he was not a paedophile and was never charged or tried for paedophilia (there are too many stupid people in the world who just do not get it, including the tabloids). Recognising this error is important. Paedophilia is real and far more prevalent than we realise, but the Western world seem to just not get it. There are men and women who are sexually attracted to pre-pubescent children and babies (look up what pre-pubescent means if you still do not get it). They rape BABIES. These people are not curable and they are depraved beyond belief.

Epstein was into teenage girls (post-puberty). Some were under the age of consent, NOT pre-pubescent, and the age of consent differs from country to country and even within countries (e.g. USA). Sexually using, exploiting and abusing teenage girls is very common but is not considered a major crime. In my opinion, we need to become informed about this issue, have honest conversations and deal with it effectively. In some places, it is illegal to have sex with a 17-year-old. Most people are not uncomfortable with an older man having sex with a 17-year-old.

Trafficking of humans, for sex or labour, is very real in the part of the world where I live, and the victims are certainly not given the 'luxury' treatment that Epstein's girls were. A horrific crime, that is much too prevalent, is being minimised, and eventually ignored, because of all this titillation over Epstein.

Prostitution (selling sex) is legal in some parts of the world. Where it is illegal, it still happens but the women find it very difficult to get protection or support and are exploited more because of that. Epstein effectively paid a lot of the girls to have sex with him, and that is considered prostitution.
Humor Me said…
Christmas Card chicken??? LOL Nutty, that is hilarious!
I enjoy four-generation pictures. Especially in "casual" settings (although this one was obviously posed). The Queen and the future Kings of the realm. Wasn't Victoria the last four-generation monarch? Yes, they are the future. Period. As it should be. George is being taught in this picture to respect the military. So what if it is mince pies? It is the learning of the lesson that counts.

The Queen's speech: hmmmm. She has much to be thankful: her son is not indicted, her husband is alive and receiving care in hospital, she has a new grandson, her grand daughter was married. and the government has not collapsed. Now how to make this palatable....

I hope the Cambridge news is Kate's solo reps for the Queen. She has earned the right.

I hope that Harry is in rehab and responding to him treatment. I hope MM does some serious reflection and awakes up.
I hope Archie is healthy and happy whereever he is.

Merry Christmas Nutters! this reader awaits 2020 with anticccc......ipation!
Nelo said…
Honestly I think we are projecting too much of what we want to happen to the Sussexes on the RF. I really don't see or anticipate any punitive action to be taken against them whether secretly or openly. I don't see anyy changing. The Sussexes are getting away with their BS and will continue doing so just like Andrew did. None of their benefits would be withdrawn, they will still be left in their position as Commonwealth ambassadors. They will still be running their office PR without deference to the queen or Charles. Mark this, nothing will change. The RF is not as deft as we think and I feel we are overestimating them
hardyboys said…
I don't think the announcement is that Kate is pregnant for a 4th time. Who cares about that. I think they have put their baby making years behind them. But I agree with poster above that the big prelude to the announcement is building hype for no reason. Just tell us what the announcement is. Could it be any bigger than Sussex's being banished, losing their title, Andrew being denounced, BOJO winning his election, their favorite ally Trump being impeached...like I can't see what it is that is so big that their constituency needs to know...
CookieShark said…
@ Elle... I did not make cream cheese treats but Lynchburg cheese straws & Memphis rolls, swimming in sauce. Help yourself!

Scobie's explanation in the Express article that the traditional Royal lunch goes on for hours and that the kiddos are kept away in the nursery is laughable. H&M want to spend unfettered time with Archie, so they have to go to Canada to do that?

It is classic MM. It seems like she always gives explanations while hurling insults at the same time. She wasn't worried about being apart from Archie when she threw herself into editing Vogue, "curating" for SmartWorks, attending Wimbeldon, or going to the States to watch a tennis match.

She apparently chose to cut off her own family, but how sad and selfish that she can't see fit to set aside differences and allow Harry & Archie to spend time with his.
SirStinxAlot said…
Random observation, Harry in the Santa video appeared to have brown eyes. I googled it, and reviewed photos, that may not have been Harry at all. Going back to the SA documentary, Harry said some days he can't even get out of bed. He has a history of " don't call me, I will call you" attitude. What if the RF or Harry himself hired a doppelganger, like the one in the blurry lunch photos, to fill in for him when he is unavailable? Nobody denies the resemblance but always a hat on and different eyes. just a theory.
Liver Bird said…
The 'big Cambridge announcement' is just a rumour, nothing more. And I highly doubt this 'announcement' - if it happens - it's another pregnancy, but maybe something dull and worthy to do with one of their charity projects.

On one of my occassional check-ins on the Dark Side - ie CB - I saw those weirdos saying that the Cambridges leaked the Harkles' whereabouts to distract from 'Shruggate', ie that split second at the end of the highly succesful Mary Berry Xmas special where Kate appears to flinch slightly from William's touch! They're also STILL going on about Kate and Will arriving at the BP function in separate cars, though they left together. Those people really are insane. Quite mad.

One interesting snippet I did pick up from CB is that the Mulrooneys usually spend Xmas in Florida, not Toronto. So that would mean it's unlikely the Harkles are staying with them. Fortunately for the Harkles, nobody much cares anymore.
Liver Bird said…
@Nelo

I agree that the royal family aren't as clever as they are sometimes given credit for, but don't you think something is up? Not one new pic, not one single appearance from either of the Harkles for nearly 2 months, other than Harry's embarrassing Santa vid which could have been filmed months ago? We know publicity is like oxyen to Meghan, so there must surely be some reason why she has gone under for weeks. It's not her style.
Nelo said…
@Liverbird, Meghan has been 'in the news' posting on her Instagram and her PR has been on overdrive so I won't actually say she has gone under. Andrews issue has shown how daft and out of touch the BRF can be. Just check out their reaction to the Sussexes documentary and Andrews interview. There was so much discordant leaks from different offices which showed the world how disorganised their PR is. It was then that we got to find out that the almighty PR machine of the entire BRF was just a tiny team of two or three overworked and underpaid staff.
It was so embarrassing that peter hunt of the BBC said the queen will be regretting letting Sir Christopher Geidt go.

Marie said…
I find it a bit distasteful that W&K are would be using the H&M technique of dropping teasers. And when did Omid Scobie become a general royal reporter with direct access to KP? I thought he was just the shill and mouthpiece for the Sussexes who merely tweeted.

@SirStinxalot I think we have to remember that the video was probably filmed on a smartphone or worse, via a laptop camera. I know probably almost everyone else here likes to judge from photographic evidence, but I tend to remain sceptical. Lighting and angles play a lot of tricks on the eyes (like the white/gold vs blue/black dress debate or even the old visual tricks like is the vertical line shorter than the horizontal line). I also go with another person's comment (Himmy?) on the last blog, that the answer is painfully simply - Harry is indeed that stupid and careless to make such a tacky video. Unlike Kate, who seems to enjoy the company of children in a nurturing way and to find out the interests and perspectives of someone else, he seems to enjoy children in that it's another opportunity to act juvenile and foolish for laughs. He lives off the attention and laughs, like the class clown.
Liver Bird said…
I think she's gone under in the sense that we have had absolutely no new pictures or 'sightings' of her in weeks. It's all 'throwbacks' and 'previously unseen photos'. That's not like her.

As for Andrew's interview, that was his own initiative. He did not seek the approval of the queen or anyone else, as I'm sure they'd have told them it was a terrible idea. But he's an adult and can - and did - do what he likes. His own PR person resigned in protest, so I don't think you can blame it on BP PR.

By contrast, whoever is doing the Cambridge PR has been doing a first-class job this past year. But I think that's the sort of thing royal PR does best, quietly releasing cutesy photos and stories. They're not nearly so good with crisis management, be it Diana, Andrew or the Harkles.
Marie said…
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Nelo said…
Liver bird, you're spot on that the BRF are not very good in crisis management and it beats my imagination how a stupendously wealthy family can't hire those whose expertise is crisis mgt. Let's not forget that they are notorious for underpaying their staff so that could be a factor.
Louise said…
1)I am skeptical about Omid Scobie making an announcement regarding the Cambridges, given that he seems to be a mouthpiece for Smirkle.

It almost makes me wonder whether the Cambridges are going to be forced into announcing something due to a leak, or a threat of a leak, from Smirkle. Therefore, I cannot rule out a fourth pregnancy.

2)I think that Mischief Girl nailed the Queen's Christmas speech.
@Liver Bird, ‘don't you think something is up? Not one new pic, not one single appearance from either of the Harkles for nearly 2 months, other than Harry's embarrassing Santa vid which could have been filmed months ago? We know publicity is like oxyen to Meghan, so there must surely be some reason why she has gone under for weeks. It's not her style.’

I wholeheartedly agree. All we’ve been ‘treated’ to is mostly Meghan’s
past, and the occasional unseen photos of her wedding etc. Other than that nothing new, zilch!

No Christmas card from the Sussex’s either (or did I miss that?), not entirely unexpected I might add. Overall, something is very amiss.

*********

There’s a new article in the DM titled:

‘Meghan Markle revealed her wish for her future children to be born into a world where mixed race people are no longer discriminated against, in resurfaced 2012 anti-racism video’.

Louise said…
Nelo: Agree about the staff being underpaid.

I believe that staff used to stay on for long periods for reasons of loyalty and prestige, but now they just take the job to pad their CV and then move on to higher paying jobs.
Girl with a Hat said…
there's an article in the Toronto Sun about how Harry and Meghan should get Canadian citizenship. LOL because they fit in so well in Canada. As though that were a requirement for resident status or even citizenship. And they haven't even been accepted as permanent residents yet. That process takes at least 1 year, if not more, before most immigrants can even set foot in Canada

https://torontosun.com/opinion/columnists/blizzard-roll-out-the-maple-leaf-for-prince-harry-and-meghan?fb_comment_id=3965672873450197_3968209109863240&comment_id=3967725666578251&reply_comment_id=3968209109863240
abbyh said…

That the idea of something big coming from Omid positive about PW&K&kids sounds a little odd/off/hmmm at best to me.

His positive spin is consistently MM so I'm left with the idea that actually MM will try to come out with something positive about her/her future to overpower some minor announcement about the Cambs (power play about see how small their deal really is after a build up/not very powerful are they but look at me!).

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I got the idea he is the one and only source of this big thing about be announced. I don't follow him so my knowledge of him comes more from the commentary by others. It's like if a narc starts singing the praises of someone other than themselves, you wonder why am I seeing this change in behavior all of a sudden?







Girl with a Hat said…
There is a story in today's express.co.uk about how Australians reject the idea of Harry becoming their GG or even living in Australia.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1220351/meghan-markle-news-australia-latest-news-prince-harry-prince-archie-update
Liver Bird said…
@Louise

"I believe that staff used to stay on for long periods for reasons of loyalty and prestige, but now they just take the job to pad their CV and then move on to higher paying jobs."

Yes in the past they had aristocrats like Tommy Lascelles of 'The Crown' fame - these people were "plus royal que le roi" and weren't in it for the money, but out of service to the monarchy. There may be a few such types still around, but most of them are probably careerists for whom a stint with the royals would look great on their CVs.

I also wonder if the older royals consider PR a tad 'beneath' them? Why should they have to pander to the plebs sort of thing?
Louise said…
Christina Blizzard, the author of this week's article in the Toronto Sun can't seem to decide where she stands.

In this weeks article, she is promoting Harry for Governor General, but in October, she was suggesting the reason why he should not be Governor General.

https://www.theguardian.pe.ca/opinion/national-perspectives/christina-bliz

Here's what she said then:

"I’m not sure that’s [the G-G role] the best role for Harry. It would just put him back within the same royal restraints he’s bucking against. Let him run free with his passion."

Here's what she said this week:

"Let’s give him a job: Governor general would work just fine."

As I said a couple of days ago, this sounds like the Smirkle PR folks got to her.
Louise said…
Abbyh: You are correct. Various new outlets (Express, Daily Mail) have reported on the alleged announcement, but both stories referred back to Scobie.

Allegedly the news of the "announcement" was made at a Royal Reporter scrum, yet only Omid ran with it? Sounds more an more like b.s.
IEschew said…
Hello all.

Yes, @abbyh! I think I said this on yesterday’s blog, but I will repeat on this thread: Omid Scobie does Meghan’s dirty work for her, so my take is that Meghan told him to scoop whatever announcement the Cambridges might make, thus creating hype over the news that there will be news. It’s a douchey move - quel surprise. When whatever announcement comes, then, expectations will have been made higher than reality. If I were the Cambridges, I would announce nothing. I do not expect a pregnancy announcement for sure.

Thinking of Prince Philip. I cannot imagine he is ready to leave his family while this nonsense and Andrew’s are unresolved. I hope he will hang around for a while longer.
I don’t think there’s going to be any announcement. I’m sure any hint of one would most likely come from KP if there was.

I don’t think Catherine is pregnant either. She has suffered from hyperemesis gravidarum with all of her pregnancies, and they’ve had to announce them earlier than usual due to either stays in hospital or not being able to perform public duties.
CookieShark said…
I also hope W&K don't start following H&M's "stay tuned, big surprise" formula. I don't have a problem with them just announcing when they see fit. I don't like the "Next up on the Kardashians" vibe I get from H&M
DesignDoctor said…
I agree that the big announcement from the Cambridges will not happen. I don't believe or trust Omid Scobie since (as others have stated) he is a known mouthpiece for Smirkle.
I don't believe the Harkles are in Canada. Someone would have seen and I believe outed them. I don't believe they are in the US either.IDK where they are and don't really care. Such a relief not to be bombarded with her pics and nonsense over the holidays.
IMO something is up with the Harkles such as being banished for their unroyal behavior. Damage control in conjunction with the whole PA debacle and trying to improve The Firm's standing with the public? Hence those wonderful pics of 4 generations.
Hope Harry is getting the help he needs but not convinced he is. Narcs are so hard to escape for a multitude of reasons. He will need to be rid of her to become healthy and whole again, so I hope he does escape her clutches. Narcs play on
I believe that Archie is not with the Harkles but hopefully with his natural mother. The lack of any additional photos other than in SA is just bizarre.I don't think Smegs could resist having Archie on a cute Christmas card.
CookieShark said…
After looking at Twitter and some other sites, I wonder if they really had it with her when she spoke publicly about needing to "crawl under a table" during the PA interview. There's plenty to criticize about her, no need for her to go badmouthing other members of the RF (although it appears that's what she often does).

If she is the one who circulated the rumor about an affair and is providing Omid with false leads about stories breaking, she shouldn't be surprised at all that she's not welcome at family gatherings. They're probably tearing their hair out over her.
Anonymous said…
@Nutty, love the Christmas Card chicken (there's a new JibJab opportunity!).

@CookieShark, "...Lynchburg cheese straws & Memphis rolls, swimming in sauce" will do just fine, thank you. I can be there early and stay late.


I will be looking for shade in the Queen's speech. She throws it subtly and impeccably. I love the understatement. I doubt she will address PA or the Sussexes directly.

As for the walk,

I can't wait to see what my BFF Kate wears on the Christmas walk. She has been so lovely this year! I think red and green are the best on her, and because I've a passion for tweeds that I rarely get to indulge, I hope Wills wears not only a scarf, but a nice tweedy one!

And bad news @Nutty, I checked the age at which upper crust British boys switch to long pants, and it is 8 years old. So, George may be sporting shorts still. (William didn't switch over till 8 or 9.) As much as I'd love to see Charlotte on the walk, I would like to see George do his first walk alone, but of course, he might actually feel more at ease with his sister there.

I hope Andy has a cold and stays home - that would be the decent thing to do - but he passed on decent and collected $200 a long time ago.

I am disappointed that Rach won't be doing the Christmas walk. Her need to upstage the Cambridge children would incite wildly desperate behavior! Sashaying, finger cymbals, interpretive dance, baton twirling, reenacting Archie's birth and on the church steps replete with bespoke manger -- all things I can imagine her doing. Kate & Wills & I would have had such fun dishing over my famous elf elixirs. But alas, no...

I do think that the Sussexes have been exiled and their super-duper-top-secret-we-won't-tell-and-we-demand-privacy-but-here's-the-address-of-our-undisclosed-disclosed location abroad was directed by the BRF. No photos, no occasion to dress up and flounce about, no HRHing, no merching(!), nada, zip, zilch, dim byd, rien, nothing for Rach. They have been frozen out which is far, far more meaningful than any insults that could be flung. I do not believe for a second that the woman who sold herself up and down so many greasy poles for most of her tawdry life would willingly miss Sandringham and the Christmas walk. And while she certainly deserves exile, and PH with her, Archie does not. And imagining Archie left with nannies while the indulgent adults blow snow and fornicate like drunk bunnies... well, that's just sad for Archie.

I read that Philip said that he would rather be in the hospital than at Sandringham, and I understand this, especially if he is undergoing any kind of delicate or embarrassing situations. I cannot imagine someone so dignified and stoic wanting to look frail and needing others' help or worse yet, inspiring pity! That's not how PP rolls, and it's not how I roll. I would never. So I am with Philip on this one. I get it.

It is nice to be back, and I agree with @Marie and others about the blog being restored to happiness. Nutty has built a wonderful place here, and she is gracious to share it with us. In turn, it's up to us to respect the rules and behave like Kate (or at the very worst, a shady William :)

I wish the Nutties the best and merriest and happiest of seasons, and I look forward to snarking with you all in 2020!



Debra said…
I honestly don't know what is going on with H & M anymore. Everything they do seems like a big production and it is so tiresome. I think Meghan made an excellent soap opera villain but now I think her story line has run its course. I don't believe they are in Canada and I think there may be some truth in what TP1 says (but then again, I want to believe TP1 so who really knows).
I will be surprised if the Queen mentions H & M or even Archie during her speech this year. As for the W & K "big announcement", I agree with what others have said - Scobie seems shady AF to me and I doubt he knows what he is talking about.
I really liked the four generations picture they did recently, it was super sweet and I personally would like to see more of that and way less Hollywood-style shenanigans.
DesignDoctor said…
I was distracted and forgot to finish the sentence "Narcs play on" ...emotions and they are very good at playing on their partners hope that things will magically turn around and the relationship will revert to a "normal" one. Narcs will promise anything to get their partner to change but don't deliver on their promises because they can't change. They have a disorder! They are all about power and control and getting their narcissistic supply--praise and adoration to soothe their damaged sense of self. I fervently hope Harry is getting help and eventually escapes and turns his life around. It can be accomplished but it is very difficult you need support

Wishing all the Nutties a very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! I wish you all health and happiness to you and your families. Thank you Nutty for providing such an interesting, articulate forum.
Glow W said…
I don’t think Kate is pregnant. She has exhausting pregnancies and has produced the heir, a spare and another spare. I would think they are done, though I certainly think babies are a wondrous joy and if they want to have more, then more power to them.

I would think if there is even an announcement coming, it is that Kate has been given some mega important or influential queen in waiting thing, post, patronage whatever.

I am interested to see if the queen mentions Archie or new babies — what year did Zara give birth to her younger daughter and/or are there any new 2019 babies aside from Archie?
Glow W said…
I also want to pre-wish everyone a merry Christmas, happy holidays, happy new year. I’m about to run to the grocery and make a mega holiday run since the flu really screwed me up for Christmas. My son just bought a 50% off artificial tree the other day and it has one ornament on it, and I’m still waiting for two presents to get her tomorrow. 😬

To make this about the RF, I really hope PP is on the mend. Apparently all Charles said today was something like, “he is well cared for in hospital” which to be honest, doesn’t sound all that positive or promising to me. Also, what is up with all the RPO outside the private hospital? Is that the norm?
Hikari said…
Good Monday to everybody . . .

I tried to post from my phone yesterday at home, and I was foiled, twice. If anybody has tips for cutting and pasting text vs. just a web link on an iPhone, I'm all ears. My message got too long and while trying to edit it, I lost the whole d@mn thing. I really wanted to ring in, too, but in the end, I gave up and poured myself an adult beverage. It was post-prandial, so I'm not a certifiable lush. Just frustated!

Still sending all good prayers to the family patriarch for a speedy recovery. It's depressing to think of PP in decline, but he's got a will of iron, so if anybody can rebound satisfactorily from this, it's him. He will bully infirmity into submission and probably want to drive himself home from hospital. Not that he should be allowed.

I was betting on Cringe and Ginge laying low at Soho House in Toronto or secreted away at another property belonging to MA. Pehaps Sir Elton John has lent them the use of his property up north. SoHo House Toronto is their 'safe house' since it's where they conducted their clandestine transatlantic booty calls until choosing to out themselves for the publicity. Conrary to Meg's claims, I do not believe for a single moment that Haz hung out for days at her apartment in Toronto. That wouldn't have been secure enough to suit them. I really rather doubt that Meg went to L.A. to see her mother because papps would have been camped out on the route from LAX to Doria's house in the hopes of getting a shot. In the most celeb-saturated airport in the world, with the attendant photogs and hopeful fans with camera phones, nobody gets a single glimpse of her? Travelling with Harry to the United States would be even more fraught with security concerns and photog interest. Would the Queen really fund RPOs for both of them for this '6-week break'? A month and half (so far) away from their families at the holidays, for a non-essential, non-Royal jolly?

Not that it's a true jolly--I believe the Harkles were ordered to decamp the country so everyone could detox from them for a while, but if the Queen ordered them to go, she'd have to provide them with security protection, wouldn't she? One of life's great mysteries--how does a VIP couple with an infant (ha!) and a large entourage just *poof*, disappear from sight? Which lends credence to the theory that Haz and Meglodon may be completely on their own in the wilderness and if Something Should Happen to them . .oh, well. It's not like they are essential to the monarchy in any form.

I think Haz burnt his bridges with his grandfather over his taking a dump all over his duty as Captain General Royal Marines. Despite the pair's former closeness as two cheeky military veterans, I can well imagine PP telling Haz to "take your actress and don't let the door hit you on the bum on your way out." I'm sure the entire family has too many other graver concerns to give two figs about what the two Whiners in Chief are doing or where they are--not with PP potentially fighting for his life, the whole Andrew fallout, and Christmas duties.

If the Hazardous Harkles never surface again, that would be a Christmas miracle, and alas too much to hope for. Harry needs to get his $#*% together pronto. As the member of the Sussex Snafu who has known Philip for more than a couple of years, he should bear the brunt of criticism for not flying home to see his grandfather at this time. Unless he cannot because he is incarcerated somewhere on the family's orders--in which case, Philip does not want to see *him*. Incredibly sad, but this is what Harry is choosing in his own lackadaisical f*ckwit way. Refusing to resist negative choices is also a choice.
Hikari said…
I posted this a couple of threads ago, but it got buried.

Enjoy this preview of the Queen's Alternative Christmas Speech 2019, compliments of Celt News.

Jolly funny! Who know an auto-voice could sound so much like Her Maj's distinctive diction?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rJgc9BFi7M
@Hikari, ‘I tried to post from my phone yesterday at home, and I was foiled, twice. If anybody has tips for cutting and pasting text vs. just a web link on an iPhone, I'm all ears. My message got too long and while trying to edit it.’

You probably already do this, but I write my comment in ‘notes on my iPhone, and then copy (rather then cut) and paste. So if I lose it in the comment box on the blog, I still have it. I still manage typos and such, no cure for me! Lol ;o)

Wishing fellow Nutties a very Merry Christmas and a wonderous New Year! ;o))
Anonymous said…
@Hikari,

" I'm not a certifiable lush"...

I am working on my certification this holiday season ;) If you're interested, I can send you a link to the course lol.

Love your comments, and agree esp re the too bad, so sad and the Harkles wandering the woods together in Canada/LA/NY/wherever their undisclosed location abroad is actually located.

Louise said…
Hikari: Not that I care for the Smirkles, but there have not been any reports of any member of the family visiting Philip.

Agree with Tatty that "well cared for in hospital" does not sound promising.
Liver Bird said…
I do think they are in Canada. I don't think Justin Trudeau would have written that 'welcome to Canada' tweet unless he knew for sure they were there, and he would be in a position to know. Whether they have been there the whole time, and how long they plan on staying, is a diferent question.

"Would the Queen really fund RPOs for both of them for this '6-week break'"

The queen doesn't fund RPOs. We, the British taxpayers, do. And our permission is not asked.
Nutty Flavor said…
Just saw a still shot image from the Queen's Christmas speech.

The photos on her desk: Queen's dad George VI, Philip, Charles and Camilla, and the Cambridge family Christmas card including William, Kate, and all 3 kids. Nobody else.

That's Queen-speak for: these are the people who really matter.

Please disregard the others.
Liver Bird said…
@Nutty

Absolutely. Combined with the 4 generations pic with George mixing the Xmas pudding, it's all part of a message - from now on, it's all about the heirs. If you, the Harkles, want to play by the rules and in fitting with your place in the hierarchy, you're welcome to return to royal life on those terms. But if not... remember that we don't actually need you. You are superfluous.
Rainy Day said…
New posting on the Harry Markle blog!
Sandie said…
@Nutty Flavor: 'Just saw a still shot image from the Queen's Christmas speech.

The photos on her desk: Queen's dad George VI, Philip, Charles and Camilla, and the Cambridge family Christmas card including William, Kate, and all 3 kids. Nobody else.

That's Queen-speak for: these are the people who really matter.

Please disregard the others.'

Yep, the clues add up to a re-branding of the monarchy (as is being done on the continent) to be focused on direct heirs. Harry and Megsy, you are on your own from 2020!
Clarissa said…
Danja Zone on YouTube has a very interesting take on the Prince Harry Santa video. I would like to think that the SAS or RMA could make an intervention on behalf of the BRF and get Prince Harry away from Meagain and into detox.
Sandie said…
The Windsor-Mountbattens are an odd bunch. If PP was my family, we would have a schedule drawn up for family to visit (my Mum was in and out of intensive care for the last few years of her life so my sister would remember she is related to me and I would get the call and make my way to the hospital), but, unless they have been doing so in secret, no one has been near the hospital. It is not a national emergency to be at the hospital but a normal expression of caring for a beloved family member!
DesignDoctor said…
@Hikari
The Queen's speech is hilarious! I especially enjoyed HM's ditty! Thank you for sharing!
Anonymous said…
Danja zone thinks the real prince Harry died as a child and that the BRF are lizards.
Louise said…
I am wondering about the "Belga Image" logo on what is supposed to be the Queen giving her Christmas message this year. Belga is a Belgian company. Odd.
Sandie said…
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7821913/Meghan-Markle-discusses-racism-mixed-race-resurfaced-video.html

This video was part of a campaign, and Meghan's contribution was probably scripted. She was on a list of wannabe celebrities who would do anything, say anything (well, within limits!), participate in everything just to get media coverage and become famous.

I actually think it is quite sad that Megsy's PR is still trying to play the racism card, anything to make her relevant and most important and a global phenomenon.
Anonymous said…
PP is from the generation that lived through WWII. I knew a number of the survivors of that war, as my parents emigrated in the mid-1950s because there was still rationing in Britain at that time. My stepfather was a PW in a Japanese prison camp for five years. He was 68 pounds when the war ended. I can’t imagine PP having any sympathy for his grandson’s shenanigans or his mental health struggles. There have been rumors throughout the years of PP’s extra marital affairs (and the Queen, too), but if at some point their marriage was struggling, it was NEVER public. They carried on. This is the legacy of that generation. You carry on. That stiff upper lip that Ms. Markle despises is what kept my stepfather alive for five whole years in the most appalling conditions. I see PP being totally disgusted with his grandson and unable to fathom why he would marry such a woman. Ms. Markle is the antithesis of everything that PP holds dear. Duty, sacrifice, family, and patriotism. There have been several episodes over the years that the BRF has successfully papered over until now. But the last two years are such a repudiation of what PP personal moral center, I would imagine that PP would have no problem exorcising Harry out of his life. Harry went far too far in criticizing his family, the institutions that PP and HMQ have devoted their lives to, and even the British people by snubbing what the BRF would consider their obligations to their subjects. I can’t fathom what PP would have to say regarding Harry that wasn’t basically tearing strips off of him for his behavior over the last two years. Let’s suppose though: “That actress can have him. Good riddance.”

I fervently wish that PP rides out this latest medical issue to have one last Christmas with the family members who honor and love him.
Hikari said…
@Louise,

>>>Hikari: Not that I care for the Smirkles, but there have not been any reports of any member of the family visiting Philip<<<

Right. As per the Queen's wish, everyone is keeping calm and carrying on with planned Christmas activities. She knows that if there is any sort of family vigil at hospital, the nation would be thrown into panic. I have to believe that if things were to become dire, the Queen would go to his side, and the other members of the family, too. And there would have to be some sort of public statement made. It's a hopeful sign that these steps have not been taken. PP is frail and needs monitoring, but the BRF Carry On motif seems to indicate that he is stable for the moment and not in immediate danger.

If, however, things were to take a turn for the worse, the entire family apart from Meg and Harry are within summoning distance and can be with Philip in a couple of hours. A concerned and loving grandson, worried for his grandfather's delicate condition and cognizant that this may very likely be PP's last Christmas (though I sincerely hope that Philip will rally and be around to match, or better, the Queen Mum's numbers) would cut short his 'break/holiday' across the Atlantic and get home so he can be available to visit at short notice if summoned.

Harry is messed up, but it's hard to believe that even in his addled state, he'd be so callous toward the grandfather with whom he has always been depicted as close. We've got tons of snaps of PP and Haz having a laugh in better times. So . . the options are:

1. In a snit fit over PP's entertainingly characteristic shade of "One has fun with actresses; one does not marry them,' (I may be paraphrasing), Haz is 'punishing' his grandfather along with the rest of the family by staying away. Nahhh! I'd say he's sticking his tongue out toddler-style, but that's his wife's department.

Or

2. Harry would very much like to see his grandfather but he cannot at the present time, owing to being: a) incarcerated in rehab at the behest of the family, and not permitted to leave . . b) has been informed that he will not be admitted to any room in which any of the other family members are, on instructions by HM and PP himself. And Charles. That he has effectively been banned from any contact with his family and will be neither welcome nor received, whether he be with his actress or alone, and whether PP is on his deathbed or not.

I hate to be morbid, but we must entertain scenarios of the awful day(s) in which PP and HMTQ leave us. I think things may have come to such a pass between him and the rest of the family that Harry will not be welcome to pay respects at the funerals of his grandparents. He hasn't been paying them respect for a number of years now and has thrown his lot in with Meghan, so if he's that far 'out' . . it's what he's earned. Even the reviled (within the family, though David still had some support from the public) Duke of Windsor was permitted to attend the funerals of his brother and mother--sans his wife.

Meghan and her tongue are the very last sights any decent person would wish to see at the solemn occasion of a state funeral for people she sh*t on publicly while they were living. I hate to say it, but I don't want to see Harry anywhere near either, if this is the best he can do as a grandchild of theirs. Shame on him.
Sandie said…
Prediction: Megsy and Harry are going to be removed from royals who do official public duties and are thus funded by the taxpayers (if they want to stay on at Frogmore, they will have to pay market-related rent as Windsor is Crown property ... Andrew and Edward already have lease agreement in place, but the agreement for the Sussexes has never been made public). Megsy is spinning to get herself deals for post-royal life; Harry is doing the same in a desperate attempt to save his marriage.

Or maybe the Queen thinks that by focusing on the Cornwalls and Cambridges everyone will be distracted and not question the Sussexes? Nope they are done and dusted as 'working royals'.

Just my prediction.
DogsMatter said…
Happy Holidays to all!! Thank you for all your contributions to this blog. I'm an American who loves the Royal family since Diana. She was a few months older than I & while I was lolling around watching bands play at clubs & partying, she married a Prince! My mother was of English descent & was taught, as she taught us, to never cry in public, or let anyone see you upset. That was private. So I understand the BRF for being so discrete & acknowledge they certainly have their centuries of skeletons in the closet. But I still love following them & was so very happy for Harry at first.....but we all know how that turned out.....
Louise said…
Hikari: Again, I am no fan of the Smirkles but we don't really know Philip's current condition. At his age, it is always risky for family members to travel abroad, yet they continue to do so, with Charles recently traveling to New Zealand and the South Pacific.

And let's not forget that the Queen herself left on a world tour when her own father was ill with lung cancer, ultimately dying during her tour.

I am critical in general of the Smirkles being away during the holidays, but less bothered by the fact that Harry has not hurried home, since we don't know Philip's current condition.
xxxxx said…
Prince Philip, Harry’s grandfather, is said to have told his grandson, “one steps out with actresses, one doesn’t marry them,” according to a report from the UK’s Sunday Times. Philip, 98, allegedly made the remarks as Harry’s relationship with Meghan intensified.

Jun 16, 2019
Rainy Day said…
@wizardwench This is the legacy of that generation. You carry on.

Agree totally. I have a family member in their 90s who lived through the Great Depression and WW II. Those stiff upper lips that MM disparaged are what enabled many of that generation to survive AND thrive. Harry’s made it pretty clear that he is no longer willing to honour and respect his family and their legacy, and MM obviously never was.
YankeeDoodle said…
I listened to the seven or eight year old video of Markle speaking out about racism. Yada, yada, yada...but boy, did she bring attention to her engagement and wedding rings, playing with them whilst blubbering on and on. She was married to Trevor. What a lovely message to send to her current husband. Yo, Ho, ho.
Liver Bird said…
I don't think the Sussexes have been removed from public duties, but they have been put on notice, so to speak. As in: from now on the focus is going to be on the direct heirs. You can play a role as bit-part players, but only on our terms. If not, make your own way in life. Look at what the King of Sweden did to his own grandchildren.

The queen cares about one thing and one thing only - the future of the monarchy. She will be aware that these are turbulent times in her Kingdom, and that her favourite son's antics have cast a dark shadow over the monarchy. The Harkles' nonsense isn't on the same scale, but it's still cheapened the royal 'brand' and won't be tolerated going forward. To repeat: the Harkles simply are not needed. Charles would no doubt like to have his younger son play a role in royal life going forward, but they'll get on just fine without him and his merching missus.
Glow W said…
I agree with everyone who says nothing will happen to these two.
Liver Bird said…
I think something has already happened. Does anyone seriously think Meghan would go without a single photo or pap walk in over 4 weeks? We're talking about a woman who turned her 'baby shower' into a merching, pap walking, belly clutching extravaganza.

She did not expect to be back in Toronto, hanging out on the quiet with the same D listers she was hanging out with 3 years ago. This was not part of the plan.
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Hikari said…
@Louise,

>>>And let's not forget that the Queen herself left on a world tour when her own father was ill with lung cancer, ultimately dying during her tour.<<<

Well, yes . . but the situations cannot be compared, really. The then-Princess Elizabeth was sent on the African tour by her father, to stand in for him, so it was by sovereign command that she went. Also, the true extent of the King's illness was not disclosed to the family, not even the royal patient. They were encouraged in the false belief that the King would make a full recovery. "The Crown" suggests that in a private conversation with his chief physician, the King was informed that he did not have long to live, and didn't tell his family, but the suddeness of his passing (after a period of relative good energy and spirits) took everyone by surprise, including the doctors. I'm sure all concerned felt he would survive until Elizabeth and Philip returned home. She was to be gone 6 or 8 weeks, I believe.

Being away from ailing relatives while on official Royal business and sent by the same ailing parties (Charles' trip to NZ was a royal duty) isn't what the Harkles are up to. I prefer to think that Harry is getting treatment somewhere or even that he has been banned from visiting his family rather than he is petulantly refusing to return home at such a time because his Hollywood wife 'is uncomfortable' around the BRF. Her discomfort is entirely self-inflicted. If Harry can't get his priorities straight at such a time, I am pretty much done expecting him to ever amount to anything. I have spent hours in mental contortions for last year and a half, trying to give his erratic behavior the benefit of the doubt, trying to frame him as the victimized party in this relationship. I am done doing that and look at Harry as a fully complicit party to his own destruction. I realize he's most likely a drug addict and still carries the traumatized 12-year-old grieving his Mum and walking behind her cortege inside of him. As he has never wasted an opportunity to remind us of. But he's 35 years old, and (allegedly) a father, facing the certain, if not imminent demise of his grandparents. He's on track to reprise the regrets he feels over not parting from his mother properly on his last opportunity to speak to her.

Had he reached deep and grasped his cojones and behaved over these last two years with the like he gave a toss about the duties to family loyalty that come as a package deal with his royal privileges, he wouldn't be wherever he is now and would be participating in Christmas with his family. This current estrangement is all down to him in concert with Meghan--but Haz is the one who introduced this parasite into his family in the first place and who seems incapable of being his own man since. He knows what is right and expected; he just doesn't give two flying farts. I think he will have plenty of time in the future to regret the choices he has made . . but that time is not yet. If he will ever be capable of redeeming himself, I hope he gets the opportunity but I fear increasingly that he isn't and he won't.

In the meantime, I wish Prince Philip all the best and hope that his hospital admission is out of an excess of caution to get him in the best possible shape for a gentleman of his age. If he has to miss out on this Christmas in order to be with us for a year or more to come, it will be worth it.
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Fairy Crocodile said…
I want to use this opportunity to wish you all a very merry Christmas and a very happy New Year. Hope you and you loved ones will be healthy, happy and full of energy.

I also hope that things will take care of themselves with the royal family. History is wise and always puts things in order in the end.
Anonymous said…
@Nutty, lolol, I just saw the photos on The Queen's desk for the speech! Short of a tattoo, I don't think there's any way she could have made her feelings clearer. I love the way that Liz throws shade.
lizzie said…
@Rainy Day @Wizardwench

Well, remember Harry's WE Day speech. Among other things he said:

"You are the most engaged generation in history. You care about values, doing the right thing, and championing the causes that will shape your future."

"Dare to be the greatest generation of all time."

So at least in his present state,  I don't think Harry thinks those who held it together and lived through and fought in WWII deserve the respect of us all much less respect when history is written.

Merry Christmas to all who celebrate the holiday!
Anonymous said…
And adding, it's a little thing: she is also wearing blue, as area all of the heirs. Team colors.
Hikari said…
@DesignDoctor,

You're welcome. I had to watch that again 3 or 4 more times today.

The 'Jingle Bells Meghan smells' is funny, but my favorite bit is "Archie & Edo . .two names which One will be changing to better fit in with the Royal brand". Ha!

Edo's full name is Edoardo, which is Italian for Edward . . a fine enough choice for an Italian count's son, though regrettably not British enough for the spouse of a British royal. With an 'Ed' already in the family, I suppose it will remain Edo.

Unfortunately, every time I hear 'Beatrice' I think of beets. Not Bea's fault, but of course she would have to have the red hair . . I think her name suits her, though, as Eugenie does hers. Sarah and Andy were thinking out of the box for their daughters' names.

Beatrice was nearly called 'Annabel', to which the Queen firmly put down her foot as an unequivocal 'Nopes'. 'Annabel's' being the leading 'gentleman's club' in London, and still in operation since I saw a reference to it just the other day. I think a second location has been opened.

So . . as early as 1988 we had advance warning of Andrew's proclivities, as did his Mum. Presumably all the exotic dancers at Annabel's had to provide proof they were 18 on account of the vice squad, though IDs are faked all the time. Perhaps this is where Andy first got his taste for nubile 17-year-olds. I'm not going to defend Andrew, but just observe that since he was kept at home until going to all-boys' public schools, Sandhurst and Her Majesty's Navy, it was perhaps unavoidable that he'd go apeshizz and have no concept of boundaries when he finally did have unlimited access to females. He may himself be stuck at the mental age of 17-18 and therefore sees himself as their peer. I will never be able bleach the pictures out of my mind's eye that prove how deluded he was on this point.

Andrew was cute when younger, circa 1986 when he and Fergie married. The years have not been kind to either of them . . particularly her. But Andrews's involvement with Epstein's girls took me by surprise, really, owing to that well-publicized incident early on in the Yorks' marriage, pre-kids, when Sarah came aboard his ship in port to surprise him and found her husband inflagrante delicto with another sailor in his cabin, fleeing in tears.

This was the story put about at the time. Andrew may be bisexual or was going through a period of exploration in his youth, but the fact that he has not remarried in nearly 30 years while content to cohabit with his ex in a unique domestic arrangement which may be more financial than connubial had decided me that Andy was likely gay, but he keeps Sarah around because they are genuinely good friends, have a laugh together and he was never interested in another woman, having done his biological reproductive duty with her.

Then come the Epstein girls, who while not 'women' in the legal sense, are decidedly not sailors in Her Majesty's Navy, so you can imagine I am a bit perplexed.

Hikari said…
I imagine the Queen's reaction to 'Archie' was the same as mine and millions the world over: "Archie? ARCHIE???! ?????????" Archie is a good name if you are a footballer or run the local bookmaker's establishment, but it lacks a certain classical dignity for a Royal baby. The blase manner in which this extraordinary moniker was greeted officially went a ways toward convincing me that 'Archie', though a real tyke who belongs to someone is, for Meg's merching purposes, a prop baby hired on an as-needed basis whenever his "Mummy" needs some attention. Otherwise, I feel it would have been suggested to Harry in no uncertain terms that 'Archie' was insufficient for an heir in the BRF and needed poshing up. There's a ginger cat in my neighborhood I have named Archie, for Archie Andrews of comic book fame. Legend has it that Meg's long-deceased cat was called 'Archie'. Meg is so not the sentimental type, so my money's on 'Archie' being inspired one night while she and Haz were lolling around their suite in Soho House Toronto getting baked and deciding that naming a future son of theirs after Meghan's favorite luxury linens would be a real wheeze . . a private in-joke finger in the eye to the real world.

Is Archie with them in Canada? I'd say no, since we haven't had any pictures. A pic of the little tyke in a snowsuit would have been forthcoming otherwise, one imagines, for the non-existent Christmas card. His bio mom/the baby modeling agency which employs him wasn't releasing the child for this assignment since this particular trip abroad is not an official Royal tour.
Hikari said…
Adding my wishes to everybody for a Merry Christmas or Happy Hanukkah or however you celebrate (Festivus, anyone?)

I will not be wasting one minute of Christmas Eve or Christmas Day devoting an ounce of space in my mental attic to the Harkle Show, so I look forward to everyone's entertaining comments and YouTube footage of the Christmas walk upon my return. Also ER's speech should be one for the record books this year. I've read how much she was 'privately struggling' to write it. Running that through my 'Supreme British Understatement' translator, I imagine that it was really a daunting task this year, indeed.

Blessings of the season to all . . catch you on Boxing Day, when I will be once again in my enforced place of tedious employment.
Hikari said…
Sorry . . the line of Soho linens (available for purchase by the aspiring IG influencer who can afford them is 'Harrison'. So Archie's name comes complements of Meg's dead cat + a line of bath towels which Haz and MM no doubt left strewn on the floor of the bathroom at Soho House. Not a name which was lovingly chosen after 9 months' worth of intense consideration. 'Harrison' happens to be a coincidence with Harry's name + son . . .unless the SoHo House designer named them as an oblique homage to Harry, to whom they've been sucking up for some time, from the sounds of it.

Okay . . NOW I'm officially on Christmas break. Joyeux Noel to our Canadian friends who apparently have had the Dumbartons inflicted on them during this festive season. Hopefully they will leave before they ruin the New Year.
Girl with a Hat said…
the sussex christmas card is out.

https://twitter.com/queenscomtrust/status/1209241848411303941

black and white with Archie in the forefront, but no backsides turned to the reader
SirStinxAlot said…
Just saw the Sussex holiday card.
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/meghan-markle-prince-harry-share-231500426.html
Glow W said…
I just saw a sussex royal christmas card on IG but NOT on the Sussex royal account. It looks legit but I got so jumbled, I accidentally send it out. It’s Harry and Meghan sitting on either side of a Christmas tree and Archie is full on crawling to the camera, so he is the focus. Let me go try to find a link.
Glow W said…
Ok I see others saw it as well.

Archie is so freaking adorable.
Glow W said…
Right on cue, there are comments that it is photoshopped and a different baby. There isn’t a babies r us rental facility and the Queen’s Commonwealth Trust released it. Isn’t LG a member or on the board or something?
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Glow W said…
Meanwhile, the ever classy York’s r leased a card featuring the back side of a dog. 🙄
NeutralObserver said…
The kid in the Queen's Commonwealth Trust Twitter post looks nothing like SA Archie. SA Archie had Meg's Strabismus, ie. one iris rolled into the corner of his eye, & his left eyelid drooped a tiny bit. The kid in the 'card' is just cross eyed. So they got a kid with an eye problem, just not the same one. His mouth also isn't the cute little mouth SA Archie had. The photos of Megs & Harry could easily have been photoshopped from months or even years ago. They don't even look as though they're in the same room. Megs isn't the new zaftig or possibly preggers Megs. So, yet another dubious M & H production. I'd call this a fail.
Anonymous said…
@NeutralObserver, the GIF twinkling lights makes a crown over Rach's head (not so for PH). I thought maybe the close-up lens distorted Archie's features?

I do agree that the photo could have been photoshopped -- would making it B&W make it easier to do? Of course, I wonder why they'd need to photoshop it, but then again, why do they need to do anything they do?

Why not just be grateful for the privileged lives and count their blessings? If they could just be normal some of the time, stop with all the BS like "Archie wouldn't be able to be at the table" stuff, then maybe people wouldn't be as suspicious, but she's lied SO MANY TIMES and been caught that now everything she/they do and say comes off as faux.
Glow W said…
Lotta RF stuff dropping.

Supposedly the queen has allowed Bea to bring Edo to Sandringham
Kate said…
I just saw their Christmas card. What the heck is that??? Archie looks way older than his age! His face and eyes look really weird!! I agree with the poster above, he definitely has mis-aligned eyes. They cross and he will definitely need surgery down the line. My son has/had the same issue. His smile is cute, but otherwise a strange looking baby and picture. I’m sure they could have picked one that highlighted all of them in a better way. Why must they always choose such weird pictures?!!
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Girl with a Hat said…
Archie looks like he's trying to escape.
Louise said…
Both Smirkles look good in the Christmas photo.. black and white is always more forgiving, as is being at a further distance. Mrs Smirkle also appears to have lost more weight, based on her face.

It was clever of them to do the close up of Archie.... they seem to have dangled something close to his face which is making his normal eye converge inward (as eyes normally do when we try to focus on an object near to our face). With this clever maneuver, the other eye affected by strabismus is not as noticeable, since both eyes are turning inward.
NeutralObserver said…
@Elle, you could be right. Don't let anyone here get your goat. It's such a pleasure to read your comments.
@Mischi, Thanks for catching the Harkle card so quickly. Very alert.
@Hikari, you should write a book. Have a great holiday.
@Nutty, thanks again for so much fun.
@ everyone else. Signing off now, as I'm a very old lady. Such a wealth of life & professional experience here. Makes me proud to be female.
lizzie said…
Odd card but I'd expected it to be odd.

Doesn't look much like the Archie of SA. His eye issue appears different (worse) but maybe he's trying to focus on whatever/whoever is holding his attention for the photo. His mouth looks different too. I know babies change but....except for some unexplainable size and apparent age weirdness, SA Archie in Sept looked like Christening Archie in July. But this Archie seems new. Not saying he is but he looks very different.
KnitWit said…
I would love a " famously strong cocktail." He may be the brightest bulb on the royal holiday tree.
Glow W said…
No one has a comment on the dog’s ass card? 😅
Anonymous said…
Thanks, @NeutralObserver! A friend gave me a laughing goat toy a few years ago, so I'll just keep that one safe :) Have a very merry and happy one, and I look forward to snarking with you in 2020, cheers, elle
Anonymous said…

@Tatty: my prediction for the York card: Fergie in a bedazzled and too-tight "Keeping it Klassy" t-shirt. And now that I think of it, about the same diff as the dog's derriere, so yeah, just what I expected.
IEschew said…
I’ve no doubt it’s the same kid as the SA Archie, but I’ve no idea whether the three of them actually were in the same room. This is what happens, Meghan, when one has a history of falsehoods and photoshops.

There is also a new DM article that says members of the RF are actively asking them to come back to the UK with the DofE spending a fourth night in hospital. Who is calling whose bluff with that piece, I wonder?

If it is true, then I’d say it’s a worrying development re: Prince Philip. But I take nothing at face value in this situation.
Unknown said…
Saw the Sussex Christmas card... That baby was born in May? Also, talk about NOT killing rumors they aren’t together this holiday season. That pic is crazy photoshopped and the trio don’t look like they are on the same planet together.
Glow W said…
@elle, funny!!

@ieschew I also wonder who is calling whose bluff here, meaning is this happening to pave a way for them to show up for the walk tomorrow? I think not, but we shall see. Or maybe cutting the 6 weeks short and coming back the 26th?
abbyh said…

Hilari -

or option 3 He would like to come but his wife has threatened divorce or something if he goes.

When will the Queen's speech be?
(loved the comments about the subtle shade in photos (tattoo - that's funny).

The card - cute baby. I hadn't noticed how the lights are sort of on over her head - funny that they aren't all over the tree equally so hmmm.

Glow W said…
@charade Archie is what, 7.5 months old? Baby looks age appropriate and has the same eyes and SA Archie, so I say same baby.
Kate said…
It’s so strange to me that both the Cambridge and the Sussex Christmas cards were not actually released by them and we’ve just seem them
From other people’s posts. That is not the way I remember it in the past.
Also, they really should go back to see the DofE. Harry will regret it if they don’t.
Hikari said…
That little wonky-eyed boy is the child known as Archie, all right.

It's actually a decent, normal looking card.

It's official--this is the weirdest family EVER.

Peace (on earth) out, y'all.
Anonymous said…
@IEschew: This is what happens, Meghan, when one has a history of falsehoods and photoshops.

100%, and it is why I distance myself from liars. Where there is one lie, there are many.

Rachel's long history of direct lies/exaggerations/lies of omission/ etc. have all come back to haunt. This is why I do not think she can ever come back from this deep hole she is in. It's not about racism or being bullied or vulnerable, etc. It's that we all, in our own time and way, have figured out that she's a liar and a player, and there's no turning that sinking ship around. I had predicted that she'd be looking hard at taking Vanna's spot on Wheel of Fortune when Vanna's next contract is up, but at this point, I think game show is out of her league. Guess she's going to have to find some other wheel to spin, and most of the uber-rich men like their women under 40 and sans so much negative PR and the spectacle of merde she drags with her.
Glow W said…
I saw a lot of comments about how Archie looks like her dad, and I can see it in this picture.
Glow W said…
@elle, I think Harry is in love with her and has a strong desire to protect the mother of his child. I don’t see them divorcing any time soon.
Unknown said…
@tatty We’ll have to agree to disagree. I am around a lot of babies from diverse backgrounds and sizes. I am in close contact with two born in May. Archie looks older to me. The weird photoshop on the card doesn’t help matters. I do think it’s the same baby from SA and I definitely think he strongly resembles Meg as a baby.

I do wonder why they didn’t do a full body shot of Archie being held by Meg or Harry. Archie being held would highlight his height and weight and would be the strongest indicators of his age. It wouldn’t be definitive proof of course because outliers always exist.

As for the York card and the puppy bottom. I actually got a laugh out of it and find it rather cute and cheeky. I prefer it to the Sussex card because it’s got more imagination even if it’s a silly, strange choice.
IEschew said…
Aha! From article 2 about the card on DM: it says at the bottom that the Sussexes have chosen to send ecards this year. Of course they got in a dig on anyone who sent a paper greeting. A bunch of us called that.

So this card could have been put together this morning. Of course, they’ve been sending paper thank-you notes through the Royal Mail all year, but no matter.
IEschew said…
@Elle, I agree. No digging out of this for Meghan. I am trying to think of public figures who are known liars (a) to this degree and (b) who’ve ever made a return to good graces. I don’t think it’s happened.
Sconesandcream said…
Smart baby. Trying to escape both parents. Don't blame him.
Anonymous said…
@Tatty, could be, but regardless, if they are locked out of the BRF, they're both going to need to reel in the cash. And just because PH loves Rach, it doesn't mean she's staying for dessert. IIRC, Trevity Trev Trev was dumbstruck by the divorce as well. Nothing about Rach says LTR. But, if they do stay together, he's sunk to her level of popularity. I do not see either of them regaining the public's love/trust. And all that said, I have been way wrong before and could be again.
Anonymous said…
It seems an odd time to release a card UK time. And sharing this from Richard Palmer's twitter:

https://twitter.com/RoyalReporter

People have spotted the different carpets in the photo and one of the patterns matches Soho House Toronto, apparently. Rach does love a (lame, predictable) hint, so maybe.

(Could someone roll the bananas in now, please?)
Hikari said…
I’m at home now and have poured myself an adult beverage, tonight Chardonnay, so I feel in a good place to post one more comment as my holiday officially starts tomorrow. I just had one really quick look at the card, Will not opine about any potential photo shopping, though I think it’s a bit odd, OK fall out odd, but it’s the Harkles, So par for the course, But Harry and Megan look to be about half a football field away from the baby and their figures are so blurred. And Black and White… All of these factors would make photo shopping fairly simple, more so than tight focus and in color. The baby should be the focal point of the card, since of the trio he’s the one we are really interested in, But not to the point where his parents are so far in the background. Could we not have just a normal shot of the family posed holding the baby in a festive little outfit like Legions of other new parents manage to take? Is this the Addams family Christmas card or what?

Based on his pose, Archie looks like he’s crawling, and getting ready to cruise. He’s big enough. It’s hard to be absolutely certain since he’s in such Extreme close-up in the foreground, but I would say that baby is closer to a year or 13 months old. My friends grandson is 14 months, has just started walking and he’s about the size of Archie here. I’ve always thought Megan had a bit of an Asian look to her because in some shots, she’s got the same slightly tilted and cross eyed look. It might be partially due to a heavy use of eyeliner and false eyelashes, As well as cosmetic procedures, but she does have a slightly Asian look. As far as the rest of his face, I see grandpa Tom and always have. He looks happy and inquisitive and healthy, but as to who has full-time custody and care of him, that’s still an open question
SirStinxAlot said…
The Sussex Xmas card has already been taken down from Yahoo. I guess the PR team forgot about the carpet when they photoshopped. It just shows how desperate and dishonest the Sussex's are. Smh
Glow W said…
@charade, we can disagree. It would be nice to have more and better photos of Archie

@elle, yes, we don’t know what is in her heart.
Glow W said…
@elle, I do not see that tweet from Richard Palmer on Twitter.

KnitWit said…
Baby's first smirk?

The parents look thinner and younger, as if the photo was taken a year or two ago with the baby added later.



Glow W said…
@sirstinksalot the card is still on yahoo https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/archies-first-christmas-meghan-markle-231550923.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAILbRV7g312vHGQLhFmxZsFutjCjGb9L603afSRY2i2bEd_gfAeq3cPgtuI36bpktSlN6lWExeZAuyM46tIV2PYOjNFBBpmMRyXKTXtQWTIu_JUPGi1b5kLOGLNXQT6bycvfxiKADq7hF2sXKI3ziqi1C_arLQf2KDF1u5yLv7bS
Ozmanda said…
Thank goodness I am not the only one to see that photo is clearly photoshopped:). It also answers the question as to why all the black and white photos, makes it easier to not have to blend the colours.
Anonymous said…
@elle, yes, we don’t know what is in her heart.

@Tatty, or if she has one lol. I know I never could have / would have left my "old" dog.

https://twitter.com/RoyalReporter/status/1209246868724764672 Try this. If you look down, there are some valid points made, worth considering at least, re the carpet pattern and how Rach's face is so in focus and PHs is so blurry (maybe a subliminal message from the photographer lol?)
Anonymous said…
@Ozmanda! Hello, I wondered if you'd been back!

And I was wondering about that with the B&W photos. Makes sense!
Anonymous said…
Well, bloody Hades, now I don't know.

https://wendyrite.tumblr.com/

Side-by-sides of Archie(s) and the carpet patterns.
abbyh said…

Where all do you see as the photoshopped bits?

I admit, I am clueless and spent a lot of time with the christening photo blown up so I could see all the problems better.

thank you


Glow W said…
Her face is blurry in the photo released by the queen’s commonwealth trust.
Unknown said…
@tatty Agreed :)

@Elle I still think it’s the same baby but I think things that could explain the differences in face are camera lens/angles, photoshop, and weight gain. The weight is what makes me think he is so much older than 7-8 months.

Babies can have interesting weight fluctuations when switching between breast milk and formula, beginning solids, and crawling. I really wish we could see better pics of Archie. I am guessing we may see him when it won’t be so easy to discern his age.
Glow W said…
@elle, I was confused and thought you said Richard Palmer tweeted about the rug.
Hikari said…
I’ve just had another zoomed in on the Christmas card. I knew I said I wasn’t gonna, I’m sorry, but that card is as genuine as Santa Claus. It could very well be a carpet or carpet at Soho house, but in my honest opinion it looks like Meg is recycling A shot of herself in front of a Christmas tree circa 2006. Really, that is a much younger version of her. The face is very slender, the eyebrows are more natural than she wears them now, and She’s had at least two nose jobs since the one we see here. I think she still in her 20s in this photo and it even pre-dates Suits. The hunched and blurry image of hairy is a recent one, but he’s not in such sharp focus To disguise the fact, unsuccessfully,That he was pasted in and they are not in fact sharing this carpet at the same time. The finishing touch is the extreme close-up of the babies head pasted over top of all. I think it’s a recent image, and I also think anyone could’ve taken it, whoever is caring for him, and emailed it to Meg. Look at the dark lines around the outline of the babies head. This is so desperate and cheesy I just really can’t conceive of the monstrous of mental illness which has put this together and disseminated it as reality. It looks like a photo card that you would take at a cheesy booth in the mall. I haven’t watched the hostage Santa video, only seen a screenshot, but that’s almost Oscar worthy in comparison to this card. If you ask me that image of Harry might’ve been taken from the South Africa tour and run through the black-and-white filter. I can’t say for certain that Harry was involved in either of these projects. So this is their rebuttal to the Cambridge PR of the Christmas special and their cute card. She is decompressing fast. Only the most ardent sugars will except this is Ginuwine unless they are sight impaired. Oh dear...Definitely time for more Chardonnay!
Anonymous said…
@Tatty, no, it's in the comments to his tweet. Sorry.

@AbbyH, if you go to Richard Palmer's tweet, you'll see the images, but no analysis yet. I'm sure that's coming. I really don't know. I thought it was the angle lens, too, @Tatty and @AbbyH, but this visual comparison thing is hard for me. I once failed to notice a co-worker's wildly different color hair for several weeks. So IDK.
Hikari said…
Genuine. I’m still on my first class, so if anyone’s drunk it’s my phone. Merry Christmas to all into all a good night!
Anonymous said…
@HIkari, I am having a glass of Chardonnay with you now. As if this ridiculousness re the card weren't enough, I'm also stressed wondering just if it is smart to leave the cake untested. What if it is bad? What if I serve bad cake to my guests? Should I taste that cake to be sure? And, if I do, how do I fix that since the cake is already put together?

Also, I read a comment somewhere that the card was released after UK newspaper time, and no Christmas Day papers in the UK, so why was that done? IDK if any of that is true, I just read it. I'll see if I can find it again.
DesignDoctor said…
In the Mirror article about the Harkle's missing portraits, "Royal commentator Ingrid Seward said it was unlikely the Queen’s photo selections represented a deliberate snub to Harry and Meghan."

In her dreams! As someone else stated, the Queen is making a statement in her own inimitable, understated way. Perfect!
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Anonymous said…
This is what the tweet says: “Just sharing the sweetest Christmas Card from our President and Vice-President, The Duke and Duchess of Sussex. Very Merry Christmas, everyone!“

Why would they share or comment on a fraudulent, photoshopped Christmas card?
DesignDoctor said…
Has anyone read this article in the Asia Times? Meghan in a royal hell of her own making https://www.asiatimes.com/2019/10/article/hold-meghan-locked-in-a-royal-hell-of-her-own-making/
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Anonymous said…
@Trudy I guess so.
Anonymous said…
More about the friend who took the photo: (yes, I checked her IG and she states she has been traveling and also on vacation): https://www.irishnews.com/magazine/entertainment/2019/12/24/news/who-is-janina-gavankar-meghan-s-friend-took-royal-couple-s-christmas-card-photo-1798650/
Anonymous said…
I managed to see the card before it was pulled. Is this a joke? This is so egregiously bad that I'm convinced it was compiled by someone deliberately trying to discredit them.

Also, commenting on whether these two will suffer any ramifications in the future. They already have. Getting bumped from the collection of photographs next to the Queen while she is preparing her state-of-the-realm speech? MAJOR shade. I think it will go deeper than this stealth reprimand though. I would be shocked to see them on a balcony ever again. They won't strip him of his title, but I predict they will find some backwater for Harry for some purely ceremonial role. (Canada would be out of the running, IMO. Too important). Ms. Markle will be further marginalized by increments as she has proven herself completely untrustworthy to act appropriately during any formal events. And finally, what has changed for them? Very little, which is death by a thousand cuts to these two. They thought they'd be lauded and flown all over the world to hobnob with their faux celebrity friends and wow the public by their "insight" into the world's problems. That backfired on them in a major way because their hypocrisy was truly cringe inducing.

The BRF did a major PR job papering over Harry's true personality. And now, because of his own vanity at the urging of his wife, he has been exposed as a petulant, immature man-child. To agree to this PR push that they are frolicking in the wilds of Ontario with their child is heinous given that his grandfather is the hospital and this is most likely the last Christmas PP will ever see. IMO.
Anonymous said…
@wizardwench card pulled from where?
Anonymous said…
Card is here along with all over the Internet: https://twitter.com/queenscomtrust/status/1209241848411303941
Unknown said…
@Drabredcarpet Thanks! I remember Janina Gavankar at the wedding. I was a big fan of her orange dress. So another Meg friend that conveniently needs to promote her personal work, this time The Morning Show. Hard not to believe this wasn’t transactional.

This development begs a lot of questions. When and where was this pic taken? There is a Christmas tree and the Sussexes are supposedly having their Christmas celebrations in Canada. Did Janina take the pic in the UK before they left for Canada or was it taken by Janina when they were in Canada? Or was it taken in LA? I don’t believe there was any indication Janina was in the UK or Canada in the last month or so. They could have photoshopped the tree in but then if they admit to that, what else did they photoshop?

Any thoughts from fonts?
Anonymous said…
Drabredcarpet has provided a new link. I've never appreciated the B&W photographs that have signaled major events in their life. They weren't awful but awfully cliché. This photo is an abomination. Also I find it strange that Archie isn't in their arms and is grossly out of proportion compared to them. If this was meant to be intentional, sorry, major fail here. My DOG could put together a more eloquent picture. It's flat out horrible.
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abbyh said…

I'm wondering why they did not post the card on their instagram and chose the Queen's CT twitter instead.

IDK, maybe they now no longer have access to theirs and this is their go around the road block?
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Himmy said…
The picture is very creepy. It looks like a scene from a Japanese horror movie.😱
lizzie said…
@Trudy @abbyh

Isn't it supposed to look like H&M didn't release the card? So they couldn't use their own IG account, rather the card was posted by someone from the Commonwealth Trust as a tribute to their Pres and VP?

I don't get this sudden lack of royal card releases. Not like other years. We usually see the Queen's card too (and see it earlier in the month than when PP was hospitalized.)
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Unknown said…
Has anyone noticed how weird Meg’s forearm looks? Is that skin or sweater? Her fingers or is it a sweater cuff? Also Archies forehead is odd. The hairline has a strange rectangular shape. The only one that looks normal-ish is Harry and he is blurry.

I really will check out if there is a second baby. They seem incapable of caring for themselves let alone Archie and now another baby. Just no!
Brown-eyed said…
Merry Christmas to everyone. I hope we all have stress-less days ahead.

I’ve worked a lot with Photoshop. I’m really good at altering photos. I though as soon as I saw the picture that it looked cut and pasted. It isn’t as sloppy as the group christening photo, though. (I only saw a few stair stepper edges showing someone erasing or maybe trying to smooth edges.) New baby has much wider nose. Head proportions are different between the two babies. Sides ( top down to about ears) of new baby’s head are almost vertical. Ears are shaped differently. I can’t tell about the mouth. Bottom of face: chin area is more pointed and slightly skews to the left as you look at the photo of the new baby. In other words, looking at the chin area, the usual “U” Symmetrical shape is not present. MM is sharply in focus; PH is blurry. The rug doesn’t match if you compare one side to the other. Black and white hides a lot of “sins,” and the resolution of the photos is low. That makes it harder to detect alterations.

Of course, I could be wrong, but it looked off to me as soon as I saw it.

May I please have some wine now? —-browneyed
Anonymous said…
The Cambridge’s card is not on their IG last I checked.
Fifi LaRue said…
Thanks brown eye for the photo detection. The baby looks cute, but my immediate impression was “That kid is Asian.”
IEschew said…
Sorry for another post - but this card! Any thoughts on what appears to be the patchwork carpet? It’s mentioned a few times here and on Twitter, but I find it astonishing! Looks like she is on one rug and Harry another. Can anyone explain that, the most obvious (to me) evidence of photoshop in the photo? It seems like such a colossal gaffe, even by Rachel standards, that I too (like @wizardwench) wonder if it’s a joke.

@Elle, that’s interesting if true about the timing of this card’s release vs the UK papers’ print deadline pre Christmas.

I say it over and over, but I just cannot believe this is all really happening. It’s the craziest damn thing. Thank you @Nutty for creating this forum so we can pull each other’s jaws off the floor.
Anonymous said…
@IEschew: https://twitter.com/katiehind

Odd, isn't it?

and yes: I say it over and over, but I just cannot believe this is all really happening. It’s the craziest damn thing. Thank you @Nutty for creating this forum so we can pull each other’s jaws off the floor.

and yes, @WizardWench, everything you said, but esp this: And finally, what has changed for them? Very little, which is death by a thousand cuts to these two. They thought they'd be lauded and flown all over the world to hobnob with their faux celebrity friends and wow the public by their "insight" into the world's problems. That backfired on them in a major way because their hypocrisy was truly cringe inducing.


I guess Rach & PH didn't hear about the transportation theme for this year's cards, either.
abbyh said…

Thank you Brown-Eyed.

Still thinking about the why not on their IG/T.

Yes, it is linked to them workwise but, but why this one? What other ones (IG or T) could have released it as besides Sussex? There is very little about them in the photos or commentary so without the mention that they are president and vice president, it would not an obvious link to this looks like a wonderful organization.

I'm really wondering if the global Sussex medias were shut down or is being reviewed by higher ups for ways to be monitored as part of the global social media BRF push so things don't go out without review by "others"? Not being able to post a lot of current stuff sounds rather like a curtailment.
Ziggy said…
I must say...

The Christmas card is adorable, Archie is adorable, and I've never been so endeared to the Sussexes.

Must be all this Christmas cheer I've been imbibing in ;)

Archie looks like SA Arch. I thought SA Archie looked nothing like his "mother" Meghan, but Christmas Card Arch (CC Arch) really is starting to resemble his mother. He has her eyes.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

HappyDays said…
Meghan made sure she and what’s-his-name are in focus ( of course Meghan is in focus, who cares about the other two) but there was no depth of field in the photo, that would have allowed her little insurance policy to also be in focus. Also the Merry Christmas greeting is poorly placed. It starts out in a dark area of the image where it’s legible and stretches into the white area outside the image where it doesn’t visually read well. They should have used black at the top of the card instead of white to make the greeting pop visually and give visual continuity to the greeting and the overall image. They also could have used the sharpening tool in Photoshop to sharpen the focus of the baby’s face.
I think Megs is trying to mirror a tv interview when Harry was a baby where he crawled to the camera. Charles and Diana were together, William was banging on a piano, Harry crawled to the camera.
Anonymous said…
Figures. Not an original bone in her body.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3694700/Little-Prince-Cheeky-Wonderfully-tender-pictures-young-Harry-playing-William-receiving-loving-cuddle-mum.html

I wish they were mimicking the part where William and Harry were still close brothers looking out for one another.
Sandie said…
The Sussex Christmas card is a Hallmark Christmas movie poster, so it is very Meghan (and probably Harry too). Of course, she insists on black and white as her branding and that is the only thing I dislike abut the card.

By the way, to say that an e-card is environmentally friendly is woke virtue signalling. Electronic devices require electricity; paper is very easy to recycle yourself.
SouthernGinger said…
The card is also copyrighted by @sussexroyal despite not being released on IG. Weren’t they supposed to go the unconventional route and have Doria in the pictures?

I also think the super late “release” is so that Archie looks closer to his published age in the pictures because those were taken probably before their break started.

Just my .02

Also for goodness sake release a picture in color! IG has more than one filter. /rantover
Tea Cup said…
As expected, the Sussex card went full-on gimmicky. E-card to virtue-signal 'doing their part to save the planet," check. And, it's a GIF, check. Murky resolution in b&w, check. Photo shopped, check... but oh, what weird almost grotesque photo shopping--like proportions are off and your brain struggles to make sense why it doesn't register what you are seeing is correct. Meghan's head looks out-sized much the way Catherine was made to appear gargantuan in the christening shot. When it comes to Meg where details are concerned, lofty intent and schmaltzy sentiment get lost in the fray of really bad execution.


Nutty Flavor said…
Good morning, all! With respect to the new policy, I've removed a few posts that were about other commenters, as opposed to the Royals.

Re: the Sussex Christmas card. It's clearly another one of Meg's homemade marvels: a professional graphic artist would have not placed the "Merry Christmas" text half over a white background and half over a black one, nor put "Happy New Year" over a busy area of the photo, at least without a 60% transparent box or something to make it more readable.

The Copyright @SussexRoyal is a giveaway too, although I suppose they were able to insist that the Queen's Commonwealth Trust send it out for them. The Sussexes don't have much power any more, but I suppose they can still push the the QCT administrative people around.

My guess is that Meg saw something like this on Pinterest or Instagram from another family and imitated it.

Anyway, it's black and white as we had guessed, but at least we get to see their faces this time instead of their buttocks. A holiday miracle.
Nutty Flavor said…
Interesting that Edo will not only join the family at Sandringham, but will do the Christmas walk.

Edo's always good for a handsome photo, so I'm on board for that.

I guess he's decided not to cut and run. I saw Jack's signature was on the York Christmas Card this year, so I suppose Edo knows what's in store for him.
Lady Luvgood said…
He is a cute little imp and I see Harry in Archie’s face, what is sad is the nonsensical photoshopping and another boring B&W image, yawn.
I also feel so bad for this little child, not once since the birth photos, has he been held properly and adored.
He seems to only be a prop for the gruesome twosome.
What could be wrong with a picture of them holding him, in a loving manner and watching his eyes light up, with the Christmas tree?
I despair with Harry, he has lost my previous good will.
Happy Holidays to all and to all a Good Night
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Prince Philip left hospital this morning to head up to Sandringham for Christmas. Great news!


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7824197/Prince-Philip-goes-home-Christmas.html
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Anonymous said…
Hi @Raspberry Ruffle! I guess there are at least two insomniac Nuttiers! I deleted my identical post.
Portcitygirl said…
I agree it is odd that the Queen did not release her card. Maybe PP has been ill for some time and that is why. Just saw the Sussex card and Archie is adorable although hard to tell his age. Why in the world can't we just have normal from this duo? Sigh. Would have loved to have seen Archie in color and his whole body. Oh, well. Thank you, PW and DofC for your beautiful family pic.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays.
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@Yo Elle! I deleted the Blind Gossip post, I didn’t see it further up the thread which appeared overnight my time. ;o)

Oh , I’m on GMT here, it’s 9.53 here in Britain . :o)))

Don’t stay up too late. ;oD
Liver Bird said…
So The Card has landed....slightly bizarre photo with a weird angle but at least it's got some warmth and joy to it, something which has been absent from all their other photos. I was expecting worse.
Sandie said…
Prince Phillip: The spirit is strong in him, and I suspect will be until the very last, but the body is failing. Love it that he got dressed up smartly to leave hospital and sat in the front!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRX12fQRh28
none said…
The card is Photoshopped. Look at the top right area of "Archie's" head. Harry's shirt is sticking out slightly and is actually in front of the child's head. A physical impossibility.

Compare Meghan and Harry. Both are at the same distance, yet one is very sharply in focus and the other is blurry. Look at Meghan's hand and notice the dark line before it is hidden behind "Archie".

This photo is so poorly assembled it begs the question was this done on purpose to fuel further discussion and attention or are these two (or one) really this incompetent?


SirStinxAlot said…
@Hikari..you spoke my mind. I knew that MM looked like she was much younger in that photo. I had a feeling it was an oldie that she spliced in. I guess she isn't appreciating her mom bod yet or is hiding another pregnancy. She was touching her belly while on SA tour.
Meghan's photo is from Australia 2018. Hair and sweater are identical:


https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https://peopledotcom.files.wordpress.com/2018/03/meghan-markle-31.jpg?crop%3D0px%252C76px%252C2000px%252C1051px%26resize%3D1200%252C630&imgrefurl=https://people.com/royals/meghan-markle-winter-white-sweater/&docid=uw1Yy_oRBc8dGM&tbnid=4s3mGcgNl-1aNM:&vet=1&w=1200&h=630&source=sh/x/im#h=630&imgdii=_hBdvq-UFgcbPM:&vet=1&w=1200
SirStinxAlot said…
I knew I had seen that sweater before!!!
Fairy Crocodile said…
I really wanted to be charitable and like their card. I can't. It is not a Christmas card from one family to the others. It is a piece of "look at us" PR. Harry is blurred and looks oddly background, whoever's took picture of Archie should be fired for incompetence and unless MM is photoshpped her teeth are as bright as the tree lights. And why black and white? She still hasn't learned to match foundation to her real skin? Flopped like a pancake again.
none said…
Fairy Crocodile asks "And why black and white?"

Because it is more forgiving when altering the image.
Unknown said…
@AVerySunshinyDay You posted it before I got a chance :) I saw it last night and fell asleep before posting. That hair, smile, and sweater looked really familiar to me and looked like when she was rail thin before the baby. She just tucked in her hair into the sweater. The news of Janina taking the pic is also very suspect and odd.

@holly You put into words what I was thinking. Meg’s vanity is showing when she made sure NO COPY was on her body or clothing while sparkling lights are around her head like a crown/halo. She didn’t take such initiative for the “best guys” in her life.

I am convinced Archie’s head has been heavily photoshopped. The camera angle and proportions are extremely odd. The distance between Archie and H&M is also strange and doesn’t look right. My guess is that they couldn’t get the pretty pic and had to superimpose another pic of his face to the pic of him crawling.
none said…
New Harry Markle is posted.

https://harrymarkle.wordpress.com/2019/12/24/playing-the-desperate-archie-gif/
Unknown said…
You know what it is that is bothering me about Archie’s head, it’s the angle of his neck. The pic of his head is parallel to the camera lens. He’s crawling though and a baby just can’t straighten their head like that. His head should be angled slightly down towards the floor. The strange angle and super imposing his face could explain the odd chin and lips.

Additionally, his head looks proportionately too large for his body. Very odd pic all around.
IEschew said…
@Holly, yes it begs the question. It’s so bad that part of me wonders if she’s working the crazy angle.

I’ve decided it is Meghan’s work, and she is that incompetent (the idea of Harry even opening Photoshop is funny) and just inserted herself in the conversation as Christmas begins, thinking she’d steal the show. But it won’t work because Prince Philip is back at Sandringham and it will be a proper RF Christmas, I am sure with little to nothing said about the Sussexes.

My heart breaks for Archie and whoever that innocent child is. The DM comments about him in that card are brutal and, if anything, aid Meghan’s cause. I hope he is well cared for and far from the Sussexes.
I'm old enough to remember the birth of PC so was around in the UK of the 1950s when `Archie Andrews' meant a ventriloquist's doll with reddish hair with the persona of a cheeky schoolboy. Coincidence or what?
Whoops, should have read `with reddish hair, and the persona of a cheeky schoolboy...'
Fairy Crocodile said…
charade, I am also bothered about Archie. All babies are cute, I grant that, bit his head looks elongated and squashed at the sides, with weirdly uneven facial features and pretty crossed eyes. May be the angle, may be the quality of the photo in general. Hope is fine.

other thing that jumped out at me is they do not sit together as one unit. MM and Harry are separated by the tree, he appears to be blurred, child is pushed forward as if he is expected to be given an extra reverence as the most important bit of the photo. MM is proud at the baby and totally detached from Harry.

All in all I couldn't feel any message of unity, Christmas, well wishing, joy or anything like that. Black and white is a very odd choice for a Christmas card. All in all a bit scary.
Incidentally, I caught Hard Talk on BBC News 24 in the small hours this morning, Jameela Jamil being interviewed. Needless to say, the question of MM & Vogue was raised.

This led to JJ launching into the theme of English racism and insisting that MM has only done exactly what all white members of the Royal family have done but she gets the criticism because she's brown... No evidence given to back up this sweeping statement.
The card?

`Megadonna and Child'
Marie said…
@charade, @FairyCroc, I agree with you that Archie's head is strangely shaped. But it may be due to the camera, with a close-up like that while still trying to maintain a background, the focal length of a lens typically 25-35mm can distort faces. In particular, it will elongate them. It's a big problem with smartphones, which is why many instagrammers have figured out that perfect selfie angle. I nevertheless think Archie is a pretty unfortunate-looking baby. Not ugly, but certainly not cute either.

I'm usually sceptical to claims about photoshopping, but I do think Meg's face is tending to be photoshopped. The sharpness of her face is really hard to explain without photoshop or questionable editing way beyond the usual touch-ups. Archie and Harry's faces are pretty much what I would expect from that angle. She's such a perfectionist, I can't imagine she wouldn't have forced everyone to retake the photos until they were perfect. Gina, her former agent, mentioned something to that effect when it came to photography. Yet it's setting my conspiracy theory antenna!

Also, I agree with the other posters that this is such a cheap Pinterest/tacky card company knockoff but done in such poor quality. Meg just cannot shake her Martha Stewart/Goop lifestyle brand aspirations. Wish this tackiness would just stop and they just act like royals for once. I don't need them to be warm and fuzzy, they are part of a political system.
SwampWoman said…
Oh, snap, I should not take the time to be doing this, but I just had to comment on Prince Philip. Y'all, it looked like it was taking every ounce of sheer will and determination he possessed to walk out to that vehicle. I do not believe I have seen him unshaven previously. He looks very unwell.
Liver Bird said…
@Marie

"I'm usually sceptical to claims about photoshopping, but I do think Meg's face is tending to be photoshopped."

Same on both counts. However, I don't neccessary think there's anything untoward going on. Almost all non candid photos of famous people are photoshopped to some degree and to get the weird angles they wanted for that snap extensive 'editing' would have been needed. Am more struck by the fact that they chose to release it when most people in the UK would have been tucked up in bed. Again, showing who they really care about.
Girl with a Hat said…
Harry's shirt is covering a small part Archie's head even though Harry is sitting quite far behind Archie. That convinced me that Archie was photoshopped into the photo.

Meghan's face is in focus but not the rest of her body.

The edges of little Archie's head are too sharp to be normal. And, the thing with Harry's shirt with his head.

Photoshopping a Christmas card which is supposed to be a friendly expression of the best sentiments of the Christmas season. There are no depths she won't sink to. I could understand a few little touchups, but photoshopping your baby onto your card? I don't know the words to express that.
none said…
Photoshop skeptics can pop over to PrinceHarryandMe, CharlatanDuchess, or Skippyv20 tumbler pages for more information.

The question is why release this obvious Photoshop? Is is because they aren't actually together? Is Meghan so delusional she thinks the public isn't going to question the authenticity of this photo? Is it to get us all talking about them (her)? Or is it to mock the BRF and public?

That's what interests me. Why this is happening. They could have chosen a reasonable family picture. Instead they used this truly bizarre picture, which perhaps by design, has caused a big stir. DM even has an article questioning whether if it's a Photoshop.
Unknown said…
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KayeC said…
Good Morning and Happy Christmas Eve!

First thing I noticed about the card is that she and Archie are in focus and Harry is not. Photoshop. Also, you cannot see Archie's body, to hide age discrepancy maybe? We all knew it would be B&W, but also there is no connection. They are not side by side, or even close to each other.....very easy to photoshop an image when not a single person is touching.

Archie looks the same (to me) and he is a cutie, but this card does not convince me they are together, just a last minute dash to get headlines.
CatEyes said…
I think the card looks like it has been photoshopped. The look of Meghan's teeth is truly unflattering, almost as big teeth as you would find on one of the Queen's horses. I'm sorry but I find poor little Archie an ugly baby (maybe because he resembles them and I have a negative opinion). I originally commented on his misshapen head in an earlier picture after his birth, but can't really tell it now since it is a full-on shot. He looks like the same baby as in SA. Overall the composition and quality are terrible IMO. They have so much potential to do so much and again they fail miserably...how sad!
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