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Open Post: How will Meghan spoil Beatrice's wedding?

It's now been announced that Princess Beatrice will marry her fiancé Edo Mozzi on Friday, May 29 at the Chapel Royal in St. James' palace.

The small chapel was the site of Queen Victoria's wedding, and the physical resemblance between Bea and her great-great-great-great grandmother is often remarked upon. (Bea even had a cameo in the movie "Young Victoria.")

The Chapel Royal was also the site of Prince George's christening - and Bea's own christening. Bea's wedding ceremony will be followed by a private party at Buckingham Palace.

Duchess Meghan ruined Beatrice sister's Eugenie's wedding with an awkwardly-timed pregnancy announcement.

What can we expect from Meg on May 29?

Comments

Mimi said…
Sarcastic Bimbo, I generally do not drink vodka but if such a thing as whipped cream flavored vodka is a thing then dam the migraine...I’m all for it! How about vodka flavored popcorn? 😋
SarcasticBimbo said…
I just found this interesting tidbit on Skippy's tumblr:

Hi Skippy.

28 Jan 2020 Frim Fram Limited was formed in UK as a dormant company along with the company Sussex Regal by the same barrister Jonathan LM Shaw. Allegedly.

Fyi, these websites were created.
MWX Trading.com - 11 Jan 2020
Frim Fram Inc.com - 14 Jan 2020
Sussex Regal.com - 11 Jan 2020

Not sure if all are related to Nutmeg. Allegedly.

Interesting....thank you.....😊❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Guess we'll have to trademark Sussex Regal popcorn and vodka, too, @Mimi. 😜😜😜
SarcasticBimbo said…
And, just so I'm not COMPLETELY off topic tonight, my guess is that the Megster will schedule a "watch Archie take his first steps" extravaganza on May 29th, to be broadcast in direct competition of any coverage of Bea's wedding, IF there actually is any, of course.

Either that or she'll announce that she and Harry invented Post-Its (come on, I know there are some Romy & Michelle fans reading here). 🤣😜😁😜🤣
Mimi said…
Sarcastic Bimbo....they invented Post-it’s.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Make that Sussex ROYAL post-it’s!
MissyPab said…
I know several men that lost their Mothers around the age Harry lost Diana. They all showed the same traits as Harry. They were lost, relationships suffered and they all went for the wrong women. They should have gone into therapy at a younger age. They were left on their own to figure things out and without a role model, their perspective was warped. Similar to Lennon and McCarthy.

I think they will be invited to the wedding but I think Harry will go alone. Meghan will again have the chance to have the paps follow her while PH is out of the way.
PaulaMP said…
New article in the DM said they visited J Lo and Alex in their Miami mansion LOL. Neither of them would have spit on Meg if she were on fire until she married Harry.
Starry said…
Hey Unknown at 5:09

I just arrived to post the same article.

WOW.

The DM reporting on, among other moral transgressions, JP Morgan's historic involvement in the slave trade.

Meghan and Harry are swimming with the sharks.

The epicenter of societal evil is the banking world, lol!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7982341/Harry-Meghans-risk-seen-tacky-taking-JP-Morgan-gig.html
Starry said…
As far as Bea's wedding, perhaps Meghan will do something in New York - Bea's stomping grounds. UN? Would they have her back?
LavenderToast said…
@SaecasticBimbo

@Mimi said;
"" Perhaps we can come up with a special kind of drink (it DOESN’T necessarily have to have a high alcoholic content but for me it would be preferable)....""

How about two drinks in honor of our awful exroyals:
'The DrunkDuchess' = Agostura Bitters + SussexxVodka (bitters because MM leaves a bad taste in your life)
'The DukePuke' = Absinthe + SussexxVodka (a drink sure to make you crazy like its namesake because of Absinthe alleged properties)
SarcasticBimbo said…
@LavenderToast, How about instead of TheDukePuke, The Pukey-Duke and then for her make it The Narc-le...and only when serving it to her, substitute an equal amount of her own urine for the bitters. Or! -- a drink for the loved up couple to share ... The Cringing Ginger: orange soda, suSSexx Wodka (because you KNOW that's how she pronounces vodka...lol), and ginger ale.
LavenderToast said…
@SarcasticBimbo

Yes...great improvement!! I'll drink to that, but of course, a much safer almost unadulterated beverage.
Mimi said…
O.k. I am liking the “Drunk Duchess” drink , with urine for “bitters” and the Duke Puke....absinthe as the main ingredient so we can feel just as crazy as they are! Love it!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mimi said…
Tomorrow when I sober up I will look into copywriting/trademarking these fabulous ideas to make us all independently wealthy! 😂
Mimi said…
or is that supposed to be financially independent? Whatever, we won’t need nobody’s stickin’ money!!!!!!
Scandi Sanskrit said…
@Lavender Toast: Thank you for your kind words. 🙏🏼✨

@KCM1212: Thank you. If you don’t have one in your culture, you can just do it on your own. Call it a “digital detox” or whatever and just chill on that day~

@Louise: The Indonesian “Day of Silence” you found online was probably the Balinese Day of Silence, observed only in Bali (24 hours from March 25–26).

The annual Balinese Day of Silence's rules are very strict: https://ubudhood.com/nyepi/

(It's almost like an Amish/Luddite lifestyle for a day, once a year! The entire island goes on lock down.)

The Javanese Day of Silence (based on Javanese mysticism) is what I observe. It occurs every 6 days, so when you mark your calendar it forms diagonal lines.

Basically it’s really a “back luck/bad juju” day, to be honest (starting from noon to the nest day’s noon—although my mother always tells me end it at 14:00 just to be on the safe side). You’re not supposed to start/purchase anything new, and things will just go wonky during these 26 hours. So I try not to post online & meditate/just chill instead.

@Vince: I loved your posts about “Woke Capitalism”! 👍🏼👍🏼

CSR is all kinds of gross...

I don’t care how people make their money—as long as nobody gets hurt & there’s no hypocrisy involved. If you can earn US$500k sharing insights on something worthwhile, then hats off and I say good on you (I’m talking about Theresa May 😉).

@HappyDays:

I had an NDE when I was attacked in a small Dutch student town in 2006/2007 (the Netherlands' sister-town to Oxford, actually). I'll spare you the clichés (such as seeing your whole life flash through your eyes like a film) but I'll tell you this:

I've never been so at peace in my life (I'm not even kidding: I wasn't angry anymore, I forgave everything/everyone, and everything just felt petty, like nothing mattered). It was the happiest I’ve been... And I was dying.

The police never found the guy who attacked me, it was Oxford's twin-city but without an Inspector Morse. (Which is a shame because I believe he was a "baby serial killer", and I was one of his first victims and I luckily escaped thanks to his inexperience. I'm sure he targeted me because I'm 150cm/40kg.)

After my NDE I was never the same again.

So I 100% agree with you.

That being said, I don't think Diana ever needed an NDE to have her "veil lifted" (or open up her Third Eye Chakra, depending on what you believe). My understanding is Diana had always been intuitive.

Supposedly she already knew she'd never be queen because something in her just told her, "you'll be beloved but you'll never be queen."

(This was around the time Charles proposed IIRC.)

Diana said so herself: https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/princess-diana-knew-she-would-never-be-queen.html/

She said it in one of the video recordings she made for Andrew Morton.

Actually that ☝🏼 is one of the reasons why I like to cling on to the idea of Diana, she reminds me I'm not crazy & other people have those experiences too:

I doubt myself sometimes and I don't believe my gut, so sometimes I'll get dreams and then things come true. Or I'll have a dream about someone and then I Google them and something funny/happy happens (even funnier that this happened to me last 🎄 Christmas 🎁). 😂😂

Sometimes I think that because people perceived Diana to be an airhead, they were easier on her; and tolerated her belief in astrology, for example. People didn't tear her down for it as hard as they knocked Nancy Reagan (not that Nancy was particularly cerebral) even though arguably Nancy needed the psychological crutch of a spiritual belief system more than Diana ever did, since she discovered astrology after the assassination attempt on Ronald Reagan.

So I just let it go and let people assume I'm the family idiot too, I just try not to be an a-hole in life.

Anyway, thank you for the kind words and tolerating my spiritual beliefs. 🙏🏼

Enjoy your Sunday, all! 🍹💜
@Hikari,’Terry is IPhone for Harry. Mind of its own! ‘

My iPhone always writes Garry for Harry! A constant battle for the right name!!😂 All these potential unknown pseudonyms he has! 😜
Hi Nutties! First time commenter but have been reading posts and comments since day 1 and love this little community!!

Following on insightful comments from @hunter and others - I am a reformed investment banker myself and have attended more of these types of conferences than I care to admit. In terms of conferences the banks host, there are those focused on specific industries or asset classes and then those focused on high net worth clients and their wealth management teams (fka brokers). There’s a bit of a pecking order in terms of investment bankers vs personal bankers, and while the keynote addresses at I-bank conferences may come from a former politician or noted finance person (former Fed chairs, etc) who get big $$, that is quite different from the celebrity types they get at wealth management events. So to be blunt, there’s no way they were paid a fee in the $500k range for one-time speaking - I’d guess $100k tops including travel but excluding security. I mean if I were at a serious banking conference and they were the keynotes I would be legit annoyed.

But following this topic - I’m wondering if there’s something to notice here. The folks who are able to have high net worth advisors are able to put their $$ to work in ways most can’t — real estate, private equity, venture capital, natural resources and other alternative investment strategies where your money is locked up for a while, but in return you have a chance to realize more capital gains than you ever could in the stock market or bonds/savings. “Normal” ppl who don’t have a certain amount of investable assets cannot really access these investments, but JPM can take all of their HNW client’s $$ and put it into feeder funds along with $$ from institutional investors (endowments, foundations, pension funds, etc). And there are literally funds around anything you can think of, including many who acknowledge stakeholder benefit not just financial returns for investors.

We all know that some famous ppl have parlayed their political/personal connections into jobs on public company boards, ppl here have mentioned Chelsea Clinton who sits on expedia’s board and of course Hunter Biden who was on the board of that Ukraine energy company. If these companies are public and in the US we know the compensation board members receive. But in the world of alternative investments we are talking about private money — there is zero requirement to report. And it’s not like these firms don’t use “important” ppl for their connections and the introductions they may facilitate — as an example, former Vice President Quayle has served in such a role for over a decade with hardly anyone even noticing and he has made ungodly money. I just have to wonder, with Harry’s connections to money globally, is this more than just a one-off speaking engagement???? Or is this the strategy towards achieving that elusive financial independence?? I’m paying attention to this angle going forward!
hunter said…
Well I officially heard from a Miami friend that indeed H&M spoke at that event.
hunter said…
Right now in the world of finance, "Alternative Investments" is code for green investments or renewable energies, things like that.

THAT is why they were the speakers. And yes he whined about his dead mom some more.
hunter said…
Great comment from Sunshinedaydream - makes a good point - much like alternative facts, alternative investments can really be anything.
hunter said…
@Vince - great comment on Woke Capitalism.

On behalf of my time in banking I can tell you something terrible. JP Morgan has absolutely got a collection of algorithms that will help ensure your family wealth grows as society collapses. They will have funds that may look like they do good things but really it's shorting water or something.

I presided over a sales contest to base a payoff off volatility which is as insane as it sounds and ALL OF THE PITCHES WERE MADNESS, but you can pit any sorts of numbers against each other and crack some cash out the other end. That's what I learned.

Harry and Meghan are WAY too stupid to know anything about that they are total pawns.
@Liver Bird, ‘I know you could say that if Harry really wanted to avoid the press why did he marry a woman who needs publicity like she needs oxygen. To which my answer would be, quite simply, that Harry has never been known for his brain power. ‘

Well exactly, but even thick Harry would’ve or should’ve worked it out by now. That’s why I still think he’s complicit and he turns it on and off when it suits him. 🥴
hunter said…
Also - Sussex Regal is brilliant except she is anything but regal.
SarcasticBimbo said…
@hunter, Right? Sussex Regal is a great way around that whole royal thing, now isn't it? So now I gotta make it Sussex Regal Royal popcorn. 😜
Photos or not, I don't much doubt this Miami gig happened. What makes me cringe is that literally every move they make to gain this so called financial Independence will be well documented, scrutinized and criticized. There is no privacy where these two are concerned. That must be so embarrassing. Now I don't think Harry qite knows what embarrassing means because he must take being superior for granted. But Meghan! Oh this criticism must get to her.

This HnM debacle reminds me this show "The Royals". Anyone seen it, the one with Liz Hurley as the queen? The show had a jealous debauched you get brother who was eyeing the throne and was such a maggot. Harry is turning into a real life version of that, what with the marrying a commoner, having a baby to be in line of succession, passive aggressive towards his sister in law, jealous of his niece and nephew and wanting to be king even when there is no chance he would be. (I only watched a season or two don't what happened afterwards but terrible show, The Royals!)
Teasmade said…
I have a question. The portrayal of Harry in "The Windsors" and now that . . I don't know his name, but the male US comedian with enormous false eyelashes who impersonates "Meghan Marrrkul" in a California accent . . . the skit where Harry can't figure out a toaster? Do you all think Harry is aware of how he's portrayed? How dimwitted we all think he is?

If not everyone has seen these skits, I'll try to find some links.

Also, for the "unvitation" brainstormers, you can't copyright an idea, but the actual printed or recorded EXPRESSION of a work. Not that it's a and idea! I don't mean to spoil your fun.
Mischief Girl said…
Sunshine daydream, Great post, thank you!
SwampWoman said…
Again, I think that the Sussexes are about to be overshadowed by world events.

I was astounded when I talked with a person that works for the county and asked about their antibiotic and vaccine stockpiles. They don't have any stockpiles, just enough for ordinary use. This person wasn't aware that there could be problems acquiring same soon.

I'm awake very early indeed and turned on Coast to Coast and the guest was talking about Diana being silenced and the royals having alien blood.
Teasmade said…
Kyle Dunnigan is the comedian's name. You can find him on Twitter or YouTube. Recommended!
SarcasticBimbo said…
@Teasmade, I just watched 'The Windsors' the other day. After reading what I read online about that family, I think it's hilarious. Also, we CAN trademark that popcorn, though, right? LOL

@Alice, Surrey James - I watched the first few episodes of that show, thought it was great.

Teasmade said…
@SarcasticBimbo, IANAL (I am not a lawyer) but I do think that you can apply for a trademark that includes a logo of the product?

There are so many well spoken and accomplished women of varied skillsets here--perhaps there's an IP attorney? Also . . .there are women from so many countries, so maybe register in one with differing laws? Or use Meghan's attorney, who seems to know how to file secretly and advantageously? FrimFram indeed--SNIF!!

(I think I'm safe in calling us "women" here : )
Portcitygirl said…
@Teasmade,

He is hilarious! Thanks so much! We all need some comic relief
on this duo.

@Swampwoman,

I've been up early as well and I also think world events are overshadowing them. It must be killing MM not to have her face all over talking about all of her wonderful deeds. Can't really figure it out bc I know it's bothering her immensely. I find it odd. Did the Queen have something to do with this possibly?

SO and I have stockpiled the usual that we do for hurricanes just in case the CV comes here an we go on lockdown. It is scary and we have been on LD before during the aftermath of one of the last big ones. They have been so bad the last few years that we have considered leaving the coast. We are lucky in that our family is in the medical profession so we always have access
to antibiotics. Tomorrow I will scout out face masks.

In addition, who in their right mind would board a cruise ship?
I believe there are currently three quarantined and docked off Italy, Japan, and Taiwan. Probably more to come. This looks serious to me.

In April 2017 Harry said he was in a `good place’ at last https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/16/prince-harry-sought-counselling-death-mother-led-two-years-total/
Now, in Feb 2020, he claims to have been in therapy for 3 years.
Is his maths really that bad?
If it’s true that he’s still in `treatment’, who is his therapist? If it’s anyone legitimate, they should be struck off.
Could it be Doria?
She claims to have qualifications peripheral to psychiatric social work from `undisclosed’ sources and my nasty mind starts running through all the cult-like organisations that might have taught her a trick or two .
Something like https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Erhard_Seminars_Training perhaps?

As for the curious, unwritten Constitution of the UK, best summed up as `The Queen is Sovereign in Parliament’, it has worked well enough for 360 years.
In that 360 years, we’ve avoided bloody revolution, civil war, armed invasion and military dictatorship – it’s a fine balance but so far we’ve managed it and most of us would like to keep it that way.
Who is Harry's therapist??

Going by Harry's current state of mind and his obsession with WhatsApp I'd say his therapist for the past 3 years has been Instagram.

(He is also a tightwad, so quite likely)
Fairy Crocodile said…
Sorry for off the subject comment. I have learned recently of huge anti viral properties of grapefruit seeds extract. It is potent enough to kill flu. Perhaps it makes sense to start taking. Look it up. I know it helped my mom when she caught a nasty virus in her tour of Hungary. Similar is reported about oregano oil. Also zinc supplements are known to stimulate the immune system. Stay healthy!
Teasmade said…
@WildBoar: re Erhard Seminars--I was dragooned into a successor cult to EST, the Landmark Forum, in a weak moment maybe twenty years ago. I can see either of the HAMS buying into that woo-woo crazy. I can see M cannily adopting some of the techniques to use on others. As for H, a little bit of the training might do him some good. (I hate to admit that as I LOATHE the Forum.) It requires introspection and recognizing your own games and excuses.

I would say it's a step or so below Scientology. No residency requirement, but increasing financial contributions.

As for Doria, who knows? What a cipher! Personally I believe in the prison explanation, mostly because I'm a mother and can't wrap my mind around leaving your child unless you were forced to.
Portcitygirl said…
HMTQ has asked HAMS to come for the Commonwealth Service? DM article.
Please, someone tell me this isn't true. SMDH.
Ava C said…
This bit in the DM amused me, about Prince Philip getting testy about word salads at an event ...

>>>> the Duke remarked, rather too loudly: ‘Hmm, that speech contained rather more jargon per square inch than any I’ve heard for a long while.’ Then he turned to the English women and said: ‘You’re teachers, aren’t you? Have you got any idea what all that meant?’

The women were a bit right-on. ‘No, Sir,’ one replied, ‘we’re not actually teachers.’

‘Not teachers. What are you then?’

‘Well, Sir, we empower people.’

That set him off. ‘EMPOWER? That doesn’t sound like English to me.’ <<<<<<

We'll miss him when he's gone.

I was chatting to someone who works at a famous English university, who had been part of a long lineup meeting PP. She could see he was bored rigid by all the word salady job titles he was hearing in response to 'And what do you do?' So she decided to tell him what she was actually doing at present, which was burning old paperwork. Apparently this livened him up and he went on to ask others, including librarians, 'And do you burn your work too?!?'
Teasmade said…
Great quote from DM commenter on Commonwealth invite:

"the Diana is Dead 2020 Gravy Train Tour"
What do we think of the show so far?
Whatever Harry’s state of mind is, he appears to hold on to two key beliefs, which may be true or may be delusional, or one of each:
1. He has a family– a son and a loving wife.
2. He has to protect this family from some unspecified danger.

Point 1.
We can see that he has a woman with whom he went through a marriage ceremony which may or may not have been according to Civil or Ecclesiastical Law, thanks to the intention of one or both parties.
This `wife’ is far from loving, as we understand that concept.
We cannot reach a verdict as to whether the child exists or not. It appears that sometimes a child exists but it seems to be a different child on different occasions. At other times, it looks like a doll, or else it is a case of photoshopping or photo-montage, as in the group Christening image.
Point 2.
All we know so far is that Harry considers private jets safe, commercial jets unsafe. Taking the evidence at face value -the UK is unsafe; anywhere else that they’ve taken Archie is safe, including South Africa, the South of France, Canada.
What is the hazard?
Racism? Paparazzi? People who have seen through them?

Not that it matters two hoots to them but –
What do we think of the show so far?
Rubbish!
Reach for the sick bag -Sadly it's true

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7983423/Queen-asks-Prince-Harry-Meghan-Markle-attend-annual-Commonwealth-Service.html

Look on the bright side - it may be a test to forestall any monkey business (Oh G*D, is that a racist term now?) over Bea's wedding? An excuse to cut them off completely?
xxxxx said…
Sunshinedaydream said...
there’s no way they were paid a fee in the $500k range for one-time speaking - I’d guess $100k tops including travel but excluding security. I mean if I were at a serious banking conference and they were the keynotes I would be legit annoyed.

Your number sounds right to me. They get paid this plus free flight by JP Morgan private jet to the conference and maybe return too. The reason crazy high appearance fees are being talked up is to get the next mark to pay them something in line with what JP Morgan allegedly paid them . In the $500,000 to one Million Dollar range. That range is a lie from PR Flacks.

For sure the Dumped Duo said to JP, "We would love to be your rent-a-social-justice-warriors for a day" "But as part of our appearance fee we need transport by private jet from BC to Miami, to avoid Harry being any further traumatized, not mention Meghan being severely allergic to hoi polloi in American and British airports"
Madge said…
If this is true, then (imho) it is a huge mistake. :-(


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7983423/amp/Queen-asks-Prince-Harry-Meghan-Markle-attend-annual-Commonwealth-Service.html
xxxxx said…
@Wild Boar Battle-maid .....

I promise you that if you were at a diverse city or town council meeting in America and used the words "monkey business", you would get in trouble. The twitter mobs and mobsters would descend on you, denounce you as a racist who must be fired from their current employment.
Miggy said…
@WBBm and @Madge,

At bottom of article it states: "Buckingham Palace refused to confirm Her Majesty had asked the Duke and Duchess to attend the Commonwealth Service."

I'd rather wait for confirmation before getting riled.
Ava C said…
@Wild Boar Battle-maid on Harry and his rather inexplicable hazard rating system ...

If Harry carries on preferring just about anywhere to the UK, Archie will have a far more difficult childhood than Harry. Rather than deferential royal rota photographers doing the odd scheduled photocall in return for privacy the rest of the time (a deal which still holds), Archie will be leading the life of a papped celebrity kid. Reality TV celebrity moreover, i.e. famous for being famous, not talented, which is the lowest rung.
Sandie said…
Harry and Meghan are still President and Vice President of the Queen's Commonwealth Trust, so a formal invitation to an annual Commonwealth service is to be expected. That this is being spun as a personal invitation from the Queen is disturbing.

However, let us consider the following:

1. Harry and Meghan have no interest in serving the Commonwealth (nor even the Queen) in any way. Everything they do is for their own interest with no regard to others. The Queen has a particular blind spot that makes her unable to see this. I can imagine her perhaps thinking their Commonwealth roles still mean something to them and that they are still an important part of the family and the institution.

2. That Harry and Meghan still have these positions is an insult to Commonwealth countries, and exposes the truth that these 'Commonwealth events' are for the benefit of boosting the image and status of royalty and affiliates and, as when they were colonies, Commonwealth countries are simply being used.

3. The moment Harry and Meghan step foot on British soil again there will be media hysteria and thus a lot of exposure. I have no doubt that Meghan will want to overcome her reluctance to be with a family and in a country that makes her feel uncomfortable and I think she will weigh up what benefits her more: not appearing, putting out a lot of rumours, and fuelling media hysteria through speculation (the power of mystery); or appearing, looking smug and wearing very expensive designer gear, and ecstatic that all eyes are on her (look how much power I have and thus how much my mere presence is worth - ka-ching).

4. As for Archie, I doubt that he will travel with them unless it is an extended visit. Meghan is not going to want the hassle of having an increasingly mobile kid around for what would be a very important visit for her. Don't believe that whatever decision she makes is for the best for Archie ... she will do what serves her best.

5. Where are they going to stay? Spend a huge amount hiring temporary staff to get Frogmore Cottage up and running again and another bunch of staff for transport and assisting them in every way (someone has to hold all those flowers)? Will Meghan push for being accommodated at Buckingham Palace (a lot more uncomfortable and restrictive than she is aware of, and there are renovations going on there)? I think she would want to set a precedent of 'an apartment' in a palace or castle for her to use when she is in the UK (loves the image and status of it, but, as I have said, the reality is not so cool).

6. If it is an extended visit, I can see Harry doing some official royal appearances, but Meghan? I think she would have assistants and a photographer in tow as she makes secret visits to 'her patronages' so she has something to put on IG for their increasingly confused image. Will her patronages still want her (who would be so stupid?)? No time for Archie in all this.

7. I think Meghan could pull off a visit to the Queen with the appropriate expressions, researched sound bites and even dress. (How important is the Queen in ensuring they retain the status and funding they demanded in their manifesto?) However, I think she would find it a strain and feel isolated and outnumbered when face with more of Harry's family. I have no doubt that they would be polite, nice and kind to her, but narcs do not like to be confronted with their mess (they tend to drop the bomb and run), especially if they have not mustered an army of support.
Nelo said…
@Sandy, the QCT is a CHARITY and the Sussexes are patrons of that charity just like meghan is patron of Mayhew, the dog charity. They were stripped of their CW ambassadorial roles which is more of an official appointment.
Fairy Crocodile said…
@Sandie

"The Queen has a blind spot". You are right but I am going to be blunt here. The Queen is a 93 years old woman. She didn't handle the crisis well. She has been a monarch so long she equals herself to the crown. Harry as a blood relative has precedence over us plebs in her eyes.

Her recent mistakes alienated many people and I do not see her doing anything to remedy them at the moment. I am sorry to say it but without Phillip she is just a figurehead.

This may sound harsh but as the saying goes "Who is given much will be required much"
Sandie said…
By the way, the dinner with JLO did not happen.

An anon is trying to get the truth out:

'... the article stating that the Sussex duo went on a “double date” with Jennifer Lopez is a lie. She was out to dinner with Talia and Her husband Tommy Mottola. Talia is a Mexican superstar and Tommy Motolla is a music producer who was married to Mariah Carey. I’m trying to spread this to other tumblr pages so the tabloids can pick it up. This picture was taken on Thursday, the same night the Harkles were doing their pay for play. On Friday, Jennifer was at a Tom Ford fashion show so it couldnt be that day either. Here’s the paps date stamp. [Creation Date: 06/02/2020]'

https://66.media.tumblr.com/b0de4abd6d7182f5f865053e10913bf0/tumblr_q5fjo7HV3Y1xpehvfo1_250.jpg
JHanoi said…
DM has a couple articles on the speech and one commentator wonders how many times PH can play the mental health card.
PH’s mental health really isnt the right direction for his speeches. He needs “to work” on another cause quickly before he wears out his welcome. The people he’s speaking to for the most part have worked their way up from much more modest beginnings to become top of their particular field. Whether it’s entertainment, sports, business, that all takes hard work, time, tlent, hard work, practise and most of those people are success stories in their fields. They’ve powered thru their issues. If anything he’s an example of how not to bring up your rich entitled child. PH has accomplished none of that, the closest he’s come is the military or maybe invictus.

He needs to find an ‘authentic’ cause to work for and speak about , like african conservation, go spend a few weeks with the elephants , post picures on IG, and come back and beg for money from the rich people. Or go have some Invictus meetings( assuming he’s still involved with that) and call the paps, post some pictures in front of an Invictus sign on IG. He’s got to stop the woe is me storyline asap and speak about something ‘authentic’!
@xxxx Thanks for the warning - I'll try to remember to say `simian' in future!

As for those who `empower' `facilitate' `deliver the curriculum' - I say `Fi on you! I was a teacher and educator. The most important principle I tried to inculcate was that the function of education was the development of `built-in, shock-proof crap detectors'in my students' minds.
KCM1212 said…
So I see where this is going:

The Nutty Flavor Suss-EX Shop

- Uninvitations
- Tee Shirts with witty Nuttier remarks
- Posters with plagiarized word salad
- Flavored Popcorn (Avocado a favorite!)
- Flavored Liquors
- Buckets of Harrys Tears
- Darren Doll(and slings) with H & M clothes to merch
- Teeny Tiny jewelry (waaay overpriced)
- "The claw" prosthetic
- Eyelash glue
- Inspirational banana covers
- Cakes with long black hair decorations
- Tossable teapots
- Mens shoes with hole in the sole
- Too small Panama hats
- Beige caftans
- 40 ft wedding veils
- "Poo" hats
- Calligraphied Oscar invitations
- Santa costume (stolen from a drunken Santa panhandler)
- Madam Tussaud figures
- "Your face goes here" cutout photos with famous people
- "I am not okay" throw pillows
- "Toxic family" photo a!bums
- Bedsheets to use as invisibility shield
- Calligraphied "rules" for interaction
- Family photo dart boards
- Dry erase board photo of Kate (to draw mustaches, giant red Xs, etc)
- Photos of MM (choose one): accepting an Oscar, on the cover of Time/Rolling Stone, on a date with Brad Pitt,rolling naked in a vat of money,or being crowned Queen/sworn in as President
- Soho house slippers/robe (slightly filthy on request),
- "How to Spot Unconscious Bias" pamphlet
- Williams scarf
- George's shorts
- Floral duvet cover
- Muppet coat with belt
- "Fill in your own comment" Daily Mail articles
- Moonbump (with optional fake birth certificate)
- " Where's Meg" picture book
- Bronzer ( with optional trowel)
- Rights (with optional slip on inflatable calves)covers
- Copper bathtubs
- Camera-sensing alert device (also comes in "paparazzi ")
- Yak wigs

Do it !!!



KCM1212 said…
I forgot
- Commercial airline logo to stick on private jet as disguise
KCM1212 said…
* Rights should be tights, no covers

Somebody may have had too much coffee

Fairy Crocodile said…
@KCM

Very good! May I suggest butt pads for your shop? As well as "make your legs a mile long" exercise machine?
KCM1212 said…
@Fairy Crocodile

Ooh! Perfect!

We should add a yachting cap too
Hikari said…
So many great comments, everybody! Everyone deserves a Starbucks coffee or tea is their choice for your fortitude in facing up this ridiculous saga of the Duplicitous Dumbarton Duo. Because we are all going to need something stronger to ultimately get through this, special mention goes to Sarcastic Bimbo for her Cringing Ginger cocktail recipe. I’d love for Harry to have one of those...In the face.

Prostituting himself to cash in on Diana’s memory is repugnant. If I were William, sad to say, my brother would be dead to me. Harry’s not coming back from this. I just wish we didn’t have to watch.
JHanoi said…
Word Salad fridge magnets
KCM1212 said…
-"Sussex ex-royal post its
-"Whipped cream flavors vodka
- Popcorn flavors vodka
(@ Mimi and @Sarcastic bimbo)
- Inflatable RPOs
- Halo- shaped tiara (with optional emeralds)
- "Look at me!! " sweatshirt
-Northwestern, class of xx hoodie
- "Woke and Broke" tee shirt
@KCM1212

Lol to the " Buckets of Harry's tears"
😂😂😂😂

Oh I can live off of this witty nugget for a week! Hahahaha...🤣
KCM1212 said…
Good one, @jhanoi!

See you later all! Got to go paint in 30 degree weather!
KCM1212 said…
One more:

- Dominatrix whip
Teasmade said…
Caramel popcorn vodka:

https://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/p/22503/oddka-salty-caramel-popcorn-vodka-spirit-drink

Dominatrix wigs, did you say 😜
LavenderToast said…
KCM1212

Great list!! Hope you're going to use 'vegan paint'.
As for the Queen's invitation to attend Commonwealth ceremony in March. That's almost a given and an official event circled in months in advance in the diaries of a the senior royals. So it's probably not so much an invitation to attend as an expectation and commitment that the Harkles have already agreed to. Harry at the very least. MM does not get the pomp and ceremony anyway.

Since this is the one engagement they are all expected to attend the DM is now just stirring the shitpot and making up gasp-worthy news. My guess though is that she won't attend, only H will.
Portcitygirl said…
Apparently there is a fight brewing over the Gayle King/ Kobe Bryant saga. Snoop Dog bashed King and Susan Rice threatened Snoop. I think I read it on The Hill. Susan said, " Snoop, back the Fork off. You come against Gayle, you come against an army. You will lose and it won't be pretty.".

These are the people MM and PH have aligned themselves with.
I don't know about Yall, but I'm team Snoop.

Perhaps our last admin shared the same sentiment with HMTQ concernimg MM. It does appear MM has big players backing her. All with connections to the last admin. Coincidence. I think not. I do wonder what PW and DC have to say about all this in private.

Ignore if this has already been discussed.
Wills and Kate probably sighing in relief that the whinefest has left the royal town.
Hikari said…
https://ew.com/article/2010/04/12/kitty-kelley-oprah-secrets-teenage-prostitute/

Over and Skippy, she has posted this entertainment weekly article from 10 years ago about Oprah. Celebrity biographer Kitty Kelley Was working on a biography of Oprah at the time. She talked to 850 sources including family members. Oprah herself refused to cooperate. Kelley pieced together a lot by compiling all the interviews Oprah had ever given in the English language, a task that took a year. Of course 10 years ago the world had not heard of Megan Markle, But what jumps out at me is the absolute and uncanny similarity In the personalities of these two women. They are flipsides of the same coin.
abbyh said…

Love HM and her idea to have B&E step up and help with visits.

That was a please don't let the door slam behind you move M.

The chess game goes on.
Ava C said…
I really can't see Meghan ever setting foot in this country again. Even for a state funeral. She ran away, don't forget, BEFORE the shit hit the fan. Didn't stay even an hour once the news was out there.

I've just let off steam in the DM again after people defended poor H&M against us meanies. Apparently we shouldn't criticise them now they are 'working towards' financial independence. I wrote "We will stop criticising H&M when they no longer cost us a penny. How dare they say they are working towards financial independence when Harry has between £30-40M already! Nowhere else could you go on depending on handouts, as adults, until you FEEL your wealth has gone from extreme to obscene. Only then will Meghan think she has enough." I like that phrase. "Extreme to obscene". Of course even obscene wealth wouldn't be enough. She'd just spend even faster.

I know Harry can't access all his money but he has more than enough. I visualise Harry's wealth as a pile of gold bars in a cage, with Meghan the bank robber right outside, waiting, wearing one of those scary clown masks.
xxxxx said…
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7983683/Prince-Harry-underwent-thickening-treatment-prestigious-London-hair-loss-clinic.html
Prince Harry underwent hair 'thickening treatment' at prestigious London clinic following claims his bald patch had 'DOUBLED' in size since his 2018 wedding to Meghan Markle
Prince Harry, 35, reportedly visited a hair loss clinic in London's Mayfair
The royal is thought to have undergone thickening treatment on his bald patch
He purportedly went to Philip Kingsley Trichological Clinic at the end of last year
The royal moved to Canada in January to start a new life with Meghan and Archie
By Jessica Green FOR MAILONLINE
9 February 2020

***** Another reason for the Dumped Dumbarton Duo Descending on L.A. This is where you find state of the art balding treatments. Because millions are riding on actor's appearances.
I think the problem isn't that Harry may or may not be able to access that forture of Harry's. The main problem continues to be that Meghan isn't able o access that forture as freely as she would like, no matter how.mych in love with her Harry is. Hence the bid to be financially independent.

Miggy said…
One of the funniest articles in the DM today. LOL

Harry & Megs miss out on getting their winkles!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7982177/Meghan-Harry-miss-tour-eccentric-Hastings-Winkle-Club.html

Oh good, are the DM really reposting in Harry's hair thickening treatments??? What next? Harry and Meghan getting a 2 for deal on fillers??

Ewwwww... Poor guy. He is really being made to be a clown.
Mischief Girl said…
You all are on fire this morning! It makes for great reading.

KCM1212: I love your list!

AvaC: "extreme to obscene" nails it. Please, someone toss me even $5MM and watch me not bitch and complain, but rather live quite pleasantly on it.

Alice, Surrey James: thank you for the reminder that the Commonwealth Service was indeed penned into the royals diaries at least 6 months ago. HMTQ will expect her family to attend. MM can stay away and perfect her Bhairavasana yoga pose. (Bhairavasana translates to "Destroyer of the Universe" by the way.)

Keep up the good work, everyone!
MustySyphone said…
@Jhanoi:

""Word Salad fridge magnets" ummmm thats where she gets her world salad material
Dawgs said…
Prince William and Katherine host heads of state and high dignitaries at Buckingham Palace, their future home. The grifter and her golden ticket dine in Miami with A-Rod (former athlete,disgraced abuser of illegal performance enhancing drugs) and Jenny from the Hood (burlesque performer,singer). Not known who picked up the tab, as they blow out the door to hit the Oscars. If HMQ does not remove HRH and Sussex title from Dumbartons she is letting down the Crown and all of its loyal supporters.
Dawgs said…
J-Lo and A-Rod also extend an invite to grifter and golden ticket to bring Archie and stop by their Miami mansion. Whether consummated or not, another possible showing of Archie somewhere NOT the UK. The half-American offspring will benefit all his life from support of Duchy and UK taxpayers, but has yet to be seen "live" by his British benefactors. Shame on the golden ticket, he's no clue which side his bread is buttered on.
Ava, I read somewhere that Harry will have access to all of his money when he reaches age 40. No sure if that's correct, though. Maybe somebody here knows?
If it is, Mm will stick around long enough to get her hands on that money.
CookieShark said…
Has JP Morgan commented on the Sussexes at their conference?
Anonymous said…
@Fairy Crocodile. Copious use of zinc nasal sprays has caused permanent loss of smell. Research by the Mayo Clinic says that documentation on the efficacy of zinc is mixed, but it seems that use of zinc lozenges will shorten the duration of a cold by one day.

Why am I still following this saga? The articles about them constantly contradict one another or are actual lies for events that never happened. I don’t care if it’s largely Markle’s PR shenanigans or the tabloids looking for clicks. Are we feeding the cycle of disinformation by paying attention to these two? How many comments have been made here regarding Harry’s speech at the behest of JP Morgan? No, they weren’t there. Oh, yes, they were. No, it was only Harry. Uh, no it was both of them. Does ANY of this matter? Yes, it matters to the citizens of the UK as their taxes are funding these truly ugly people, but beyond that, what’s my skin in this sordid game?

And the constant “no comment” from the BRF. They’ve become part of this fraud, unwillingly, but still a big factor. At some point, this becomes toxic when basic decency and morality are sacrificed in the name of protecting the royal “brand.” The picture of this “private” meeting of Andrew and his family with, what, the Chinese Ambassador (?) ? Will all these “events” with Andrew glad-handing and continue to pocket the kickbacks he’s been receiving for years roll on like always, except they will be labeled “private”? He’s STILL doing royal business on behalf of the Queen. With every sloppily photoshopped pictures of the family at “archie’s“ christening and no comment from the BRF undermines their credibility. There wasn’t any comment as Markle’s pregnancy bump grows and deflates according to whatever sized bump she decides to wear that day. Their credibility is harmed by their silence.

And the gravy train rolls on. JP Morgan was slapped with a $13 billion (yes, with a “B”) fine in regards to the mortgage crisis here in the US in 2008. They based securities on what were essentially worthless mortgages. Of course, all of the major banks were in on this massive fraud, and then they cleaned up by foreclosing on these homes and then RESELLING them to investors at bargain basement prices. Gigantic percentages of entire cities were filled with homes underwater. JP Morgan ruined hundreds of thousands of lives, and I don’t care how much corporate “woke” endeavors they spearhead. They are evil. Markle and her immature, petulant, man-child of a husband are evil, too, being the worst of hypocrites for their false brand of philanthropy. They pretend to be oh-so-liberal to stoke their greedy egos while climbing aboard that private jet and cashing the check from one of the more venal institutions in the US. They disgust me. Why do I care about them and their fake baby and where are they living and their gigantic merching machine? The only entity that can stop them is the BRF, and they’ve chosen to soft pedal the ramifications. They KNOW that there is no Archie. There might be a surrogate somewhere that they call Archie, but NOTHING will convince me that Markle was ever pregnant. The PR juggernaut of Harry’s rehabilitation from some champagne swilling party boy who indulges in Nazi cosplay into the great English warrior is being dismantled and shown for what it was. A PR push of gigantic proportions. Markle is, obviously, a malignant narc. How craven do you have to be to create a fake baby, with Harry complicit in this gigantic fraud. How are they going to get rid of this “child” when it’s suppose to be walking? Talking? Do they keep renting children? I am at the point where I see a headline, and I think, lie. I see a photograph of them and I immediately look for the telltale signs of photoshop.
Wizardwench. I totally agree. I don’t even live in the UK anymore. I have been in Canada longer than I lived there. The thought of paying inordinate amounts of money to protect these two idiots and their “Archie’s” makes my blood boil.
Hikari said…
If Harry can access his legacy from Diana when he turns 40, then I must revise my earlier assumption that Meg will dump him and run for the hills… The Hollywood hills, before that Magic mile stone. She’s got incentive To keep him alive and remain his wife at least on paper until his 40th birthday. Then Harry might meet with an unfortunate but conveniently timed accident before a divorce Or changing of his will. Of course at this point, if Megan blithely spend 1,000,000 pounds on clothing in a year and receive nearly that much for one cash appearance, $40 million kind of seems like chump change in the circles she would like to travel in. I’m sure J Lo and ARod Can easily spend $40 million on a single party. It might buy Harry a home And private jet And then it would be gone. Multiple sources are refuting the Harcus had dinner with J Lo story. On the night in question J Lo and her Rod We’re having dinner with Latin singer Tallia and her man. There are pictures of the two couples, and oddly no Dinge and Minge anywhere in sight. Harkles must have gone together To the family restroom to change Archies nappy When all the photos were taken.
@JocelynsBellinis, ‘I read somewhere that Harry will have access to all of his money when he reaches age 40. No sure if that's correct, though. Maybe somebody here knows?’

He’s had full access since he turned 30. William was the same with his inheritance from his Mother. 🤗
gloriosa said…
@ Nutties.

I am open to correction, but from what I understand, the Capital Sum of the monies left in Trust to both Prince's by their mother PD and The QM cannot be touched, PC and others (Q.C's) wrapped it tighter than Fort Knox. However, since the age of 25, interest on an amount of the Trust has been paid out yearly, this increased at age 30 and interest on the full amount held in Trust for either Prince becomes available on their respective 40th birthdays. The interest is paid yearly and it is already a very tidy sum.
If she did bump him off, they'd be Woke and Croked
An item to add to the shop:

Wooden spoon - ideal for sh*tstirring.

This is also quite apt:

The Wooden Spoon is metaphorical prize for the team who finishes last in the Six Nations.
[...]
As legend would have it, the original practice of handing out ‘Wooden Spoons’ comes from Cambridge University where they were awarded to the student with the lowest mark in the mathematics tripos, during the 19th century.


https://www.rugbyworld.com/tournaments/six-nations-2020/what-is-the-wooden-spoon-90088
@Hikari,

There are pictures of the two couples, and oddly no Dinge and Minge anywhere in sight. Harkles must have gone together To the family restroom to change Archies nappy When all the photos were taken.

I'm thinking back to that "lunch with (was it Michelle Obama?)" which turned out to be Meghan eating a snack while reading an email from her. Maybe she sent JLo a text while she was eating a bag of crisps and that's how it started? lol
FrenchieLiv said…
Enty released a new blind gossip :

"Despite it being a private event and earning in excess of $1M, this couple didn't contribute a dime to the security costs incurred by THREE countries and two local police departments."
Rainy Day said…
It would almost be worthwhile to have MM show up at the Commonwealth service just to see what totally unsuitable hat she would plop on her head at the last minute as an afterthought. (Pantyhose would be too much to hope for.) I think British girl babies are born with little pink fascinators on their heads and just know how to wear them, but North American women (and especially MM) never quite seem to get the hang of it. On the other hand, our family and social circle are all very fond of our cowboy hats.
Unknown said…
Glowworm here: @Rainy Day...LOL, major LOL!
Wanda said…
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Sandie said…
Someone on LSA went on a rant about the rumoured return of the Sussexes for the Commonwealth ceremony and then a whistle-stop tour of final royal duties:

https://www.lipstickalley.com/threads/meghan-markle-unpopular-opinions-thread-pt-2.2215591/page-2851#post-54651945

I concur with the sentiments of the poster.

Why does the BRF (the seniors and courtiers involved in the arrangements) not just end it now? Why wait for some indeterminate Spring date?

Here are some suggestions:

1. They will no longer be funded through the Sovereign Grant nor the Duchy of Cornwall. Any further financial assistance will come from the private wealth of anyone in the royal family who wants to keep giving the duo pocket money. Use of offices at BP will also have to go.

2. Money spent on renovating and refurbishing Frogmore Cottage will immediately repaid by the Sussexes. If they want to keep that residence in the UK, a market-related rental agreement takes immediate effect.

3. They will no longer be protected by RPOs as of immediate effect. The government department responsible will brief any private company that the Sussexes hire for their protection (mandatory) and will require regular reports from such company (must be part of any contract), and all such reports will be top secret (so no one can be accused of spying on them).

4. They are forbidden from using the HRH and thus also the 'royal' in their Sussex Royal branding.

5. They will not represent the Queen, the monarchy, the government nor the people of the UK in any way in future. Any patronages they wish to keep that they presently have and wish to take on in future will be as private individuals.

6. They will always be invited to private family events, as are all of the Queen's extended family (Christmas lunch at BP, summer in Balmoral, winter in Sandringham). I don't think they should ever appear on the balcony again, but as long as Harry is an heir to the throne, it is probably reasonable that he should be there for Trooping of the Colour.

Unfortunately, the Queen, is used to a different way of doing things. Her sister, mother, sons, and so on, all lived lives of luxury and had 24/7 protection funded by the taxpayer.

These are the official dates for Spring from the Met Office in the UK: Friday, 20 March 2020
Saturday, 20 June 2020

This saga could drag on for more than 4 months!
xxxxx said…
"In Business As in Life, You Don't Get What You Deserve, You Get What You Negotiate" (title of book that can be found on eBay and Amazon)

We may not like it but this also applies to the most Directly Dumped Dumbarton Duo and the flacks working for them.
Thus they got their no more than $100,000 haul in Miami, along with gratis private jet transportation. They might get $100,000 a few more times before the decline, before word gets around, how non-entertaining, non-enlightening, the Dumped Dumbarton Dullards are up on stage.

Apropos of fake global warming, how come their biggest mouths are addicted to private jets? I say Mostly to avoid mingling with the peasantry at airports. Example is that at least in LA, the ubers can go to an exclusive lounge area, then be funneled seamlessly to the first class section. Thus spending $6,000 on a flight for two, instead of hiring a private jet for $25,000.

Cantabrigian wooden spoons see:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wooden_spoon_(award)
Just wow. Read the DM article and every comment I saw (top 20?) was negative in the extreme, many accusing PH of making money from his mother's death. e.g. So damaged by the death of his mother that he can't stop making money off of it--what sort of son does that? Broadcasting personal pain for a paycheck? Harry, we thought we knew you but never thought you would stoop so low....
Sandie said…
It's here ... the weekly round-up from Thecrownsofbritain:

https://thecrownsofbritain.com/2020/02/09/royal-round-up-9th-february/
It's sickening to think she might hang-on until he gets access to both the Spencer millions and what the Queen Mother's said to have bequeathed him but presumably he's still regarded as a legally competent adult, whatever we think of him. Therefore he will be free to stay with her and let her squander the cash abroad, even worse than squandering it here, if that's OK with him, however nauseating we find it.

The only thing which might keep him in check is his rumoured possession of short arms and deep pockets.

It's hard to see how any action to him declared legally incompetent can be brought about to get him declared legally incompetent (mentally certified under MHA and bringing in the chaps in white coats) without attracting even more adverse criticism.
@Wild Boar, ‘It's sickening to think she might hang-on until he gets access to both the Spencer millions and what the Queen Mother's said to have bequeathed him.’

This sort of thing I never worry about, because it’s not personal or affects anyone else. 🤗 Whatever someone’s been bequeathed is their business and how they use and spend it. If Harry ends up spending the lot or it lands in her hands, then he only has himself to blame. I doubt he’s actually spent that much, Prince Charles has been paying for their lifestyle to date (which I find shocking🤨), I can’t see that changing imminently unfortunately. ☹️
Fairy Crocodile said…
Re Bea's wedding.

I am surprised they fixed it for May 29th. Harkles tied the knot on May 19. Archie was born in May (allegedly) too.

The media will make sure there will be parallels, rival opinions and lots of pictures.

Why would royals subject Beatrice to this? Why not pick up a different month with fewer associations to HAMS?

Doesn't make much sense unless this is the only date when all their schedules are at the confluence. But still.
CookieShark said…
IIRC, Priyanka was quick to deny she met Archie when that story was floated.

Perhaps the "invite to the Commonwealth" story is the same? Float that story now, so the palace looks like a bunch of meanies if they're not invited? Or perhaps they truly were, but H&M know they can't hide Archie forever. Where is he? If they keep getting invited to events, he'll have to turn up.
Nutty Flavor said…
New open post. Will Meghan and Harry appear at the Oscars tonight?
lizzie said…
@Fairy Crocodile wrote

>>>I am surprised they fixed it for May 29th. Harkles tied the knot on May 19. Archie was born in May (allegedly) too...
Why would royals subject Beatrice to this? Why not pick up a different month with fewer associations to HAMS?<<<

April is associated with W&K's wedding and is supposedly an "unlucky" month to marry. But even if it wasn't, the first half of the month is out because of Lent and Easter. (TQ probably wouldn't ok marrying during Lent and the COE very strongly discourages it.) March is too soon. June is out because of the various Trooping ceremonies followed by the Ascot. So I think they were stuck.
KCM1212 said…
Thank you, Bluest of Belles!
SwampWoman said…
Wizardwench says...And the constant “no comment” from the BRF. They’ve become part of this fraud, unwillingly, but still a big factor. At some point, this becomes toxic when basic decency and morality are sacrificed in the name of protecting the royal “brand.” The picture of this “private” meeting of Andrew and his family with, what, the Chinese Ambassador (?) ? Will all these “events” with Andrew glad-handing and continue to pocket the kickbacks he’s been receiving for years roll on like always, except they will be labeled “private”? He’s STILL doing royal business on behalf of the Queen. With every sloppily photoshopped pictures of the family at “archie’s“ christening and no comment from the BRF undermines their credibility. There wasn’t any comment as Markle’s pregnancy bump grows and deflates according to whatever sized bump she decides to wear that day. Their credibility is harmed by their silence.

I think everybody wants to know the real situation in China. Maybe he had information he passed on, maybe not, but sometimes you can tell a lot by what is not said.
Portcitygirl said…
We have our Oscar snacks at the ready! Already saw Brad Pitt! Yummy! Watching Homeland premier as well!
Portcitygirl said…
I guess we now know how AJ snagged Brad. He's pretty but stupid. Lol.
SarcasticBimbo said…
@LurkingWithSpoon

My theory on Woke and Croak having dinner with J-Lo and A-Rod is this:

M & H were in a room. J-Lo & A-Rod have been in the same room. Food has been in the same room.

Et voila! They had dinner together!
SarcasticBimbo said…
@xxxxx

According to Chrissy Tiegen, LAX has a private terminal for VIPs. She has admitted to using their services on Twitter. I don't know if all airports have this, but if they really don't want to be seen at airports and don't want to mingle with the great unwashed, they don't NEED to fly private. They just WANT to fly private.

https://thepointsguy.com/2017/04/vip-terminal-lax/
Crumpet said…
Hello Nutties!

While everyone is waiting to see if M and P will show up at Elton's after party, Only One Kate on Twitter has some good retweets to view. One comment is calls Harry's speech re Diana's death, "Death Porn" very insightful and there is also the pic of JLo with her other friends, not MM on the night of the supposed dinner with MM and PH. https://twitter.com/grazia747
Life's Lessons said…
l honestly cannot see Megan being invited to the wedding seeing that none of the BRF really like her and the way she was escorted out of the theatre and put on a plane out of the UK. l don't even think she and Harry are really together. l can see Harry going alone.
Lt. Nyota Uhura said…
@Frenchie---

You are spot on. Yes, the word "surrogate" is not an accident.

Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge, knows exactly which side her bread is buttered on.

Thank G-d.
Lt. Nyota Uhura said…
I want la Markle GONE. Like, NOW.
Susan63 said…
First off, I think marble will do something to get attention she is a sociopathic narcissist. Also, I can't remember the username for positive, but I believe it was Bluebell, who said that the brf can't seem to stand up to marble and hubby aka the biggest mistake since Duke of Windsor.And somewhat said it's due to several reasons one being accused of racism. Well let me say this much.That's exactly what marble and her Sussex squad of gangster fools would say. And marble knows how to use the brf's fear of being called racist. Even though many examples of her true agenda is on display. The other day I read a comment from a DM article that said " the DM is showing they are racist by NOT saying anything racist". Yes. That's what they said. And of course the commenter was in the USA. Where any race not black are afraid to say anything for fear of being called racist and possibly beaten up by several blacks at once. That is the absolute truth. Btw, I like your blog.
Susan63 said…
Stupid autocorrect!! I meant MARKLE..not marble. Let's see if it changes it again as soon as I hit send.
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