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Adventures in Starting a Business

I admit, I made a mistake.  I thought it was a vision board, not a mood board at first.  On some levels being a mood board and not a business plan may actually show more window dressing and even less planning and thought for the business.

The photo(s) of the board drew a lot of criticism of too forced looking to be real and similar.  And that is true.  It is, I suspect, that influencer look influencing how the just so perfectly curated look that influencers spend a lot of time and effort - to look effortlessly.  Most small business offices I have been in never looked curated.  Messy was more like it.  I have worked in offices with positive, uplifting posters (which no one really talked about - they filled blank wall space).

But in the real world of business, there is nothing technically wrong with nice positive affirmations.  We can all use some positive pep talk.  But it isn't a business plan.    

Yeah, making positive statements or a vision board of what you want the people, the business to be is good, like having a defining one sentence be your core statement.  But it takes a lot more to pull a business from idea to reality.

And this seems to always be an underlying driver of problems for them.

Like the jam.  It is setting up the lines of supplies: the berries/sugar/other ingredients, the jars, the people/place where they make the jam, all the various health certifications, the label maker, the box for shipping it to store it, the warehouse to store boxes and people to get it into a box to take it to the post office to ship it where ever - a store front or home.  All this before getting into who/where do I advertise? 

The economics of how to do this.  What will this cost me to start up?  How does my product compare with the existing products I will be competing against?  How long will it be before I realistically can break even? What will it take to break even?  And only then I can begin to think about profitability.  

Before that, there were the issues with the trademark.  

Trademarks and patents can be expensive to get through the system.  You technically can do this on your own but the process may be smoother and faster if you use one of the lawyers who specialize in this niche.  They can help you think out how to avoid an expensive problem down the road.

When you apply for something, you need to review the prior approved applications to insure yours is different enough not to create a conflict which will stop your application in the tracks.  So if there is something already out there which is similar, you need to specify in the application of how yours is different because yours has this, that and is made of Y instead of something already approved or that yours is not just a mirror reversed image as the difference.  This is expensive to pay the lawyer to do, so a lot of people may do this on their own to pre-clear potential problems.  Trust me that it can be a little mind numbing to read.  Everybody has an idea and you have to think about all the different ways your product could be described so you can look for that as already existing.

When you apply, you want to list not just the initial shape (say a square box) but that it also is a ball, pyramid and some other shape options.  You don't someone to swoop down to make your product in a rectangle box and not be sue-able over it.  So it is starting small with only a square box but forward thinking on how to grow it in parallel lines as well as keeping others out of the market.

To a certain degree, this is why the application sort of had this tossing the kitchen sink look with so many diverse potential options to go in.

The other problem with the name is that the other company even sold the kinds of high end foods including jam and had been doing so for decades.  They weren't some mom and pop place with just a DBA.

And now here it is again with the new name and now the new logo.  I can maybe see making a mistake on this level once but doing it again?  and right after you did it the first time?    

There have been various business associations long before any of this.  They were stepping in to existing work so not like they saw the idea to where we are today.  Think about Clevr Blends.  Before that was Ethic.  Did not have to deal with the whole real start up questions, legal quandaries.

And moving on to work with a company who offered more of a turn key operation like Spotify - now Lemonada or the various Netflix shows.  They offer the experience, operations, workers, set up, formula and you drop your product in and out it comes.  Still not start to finish but more guidance on how to keep things rolling forward.  

Archewell has had a few wobbles. 

Talking about business start ups, we haven't heard anything about the Doria venture in a long time.   

And the latest is that they cannot sell clothing as there is a company out there which is too similar according to the Mail on Sunday/Daily Mail.  Is it coincidence that they have a parallel article about two owners who have a very similar name in San Francisco?  They do even have some similar products.  They get each other's shipments, shoppers.  It's really hard enough to be a small business but this makes things worse.  And exactly why you work hard at trying to avoid a similar fate.

Businesses need lots of hands on, constant attention to details.  This starts from day one until you or the business dies/gets sold.  A lot of early businesses don't last because there are so many different skills needed that just one person is unlikely to have all of them.  So, if it isn't in you, you have to hire people who can do this detail work but then you have to sorta let them do what they do well.  You have to listen to their advise.  After all, you are paying them for their knowledge and experience which you don't have. 

Where or how this will end up, I have no idea.  But it is interesting to watch people spending money reinventing the wheel.  







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Girl with a Hat said…
Did South Park ruin Prince Harry and Meghan Markle? How the sitcom's ridicule of the Sussexes marked the beginning of the end for them

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/royals/article-14330241/South-Park-beginning-end-Harry-Meghan-popularity-America-worldwide-privacy-tour.html
Maneki Neko said…
The problem with *'s moodboard is that it's too disorganised, it's a random collection of odds and sods with no clear direction - like all her enterprises.
abbyh said…
GWAH, regarding the did South Park piece, I'd like to thank WBBM for the SMM piece she mentioned earlier
https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/comments/1it9fyz/she_will_never_stop_right/

Take a look at the post from DrunkOnRedCordial. They have a pretty interesting observation/take on the pulse of how they are doing even before you get into the damage from South Park.

I hadn't thought of it but the whole if he passes before her (before it was that will be so sad) but the comment that she can't trash him nor will it make it easy for her to reestablish the royal connections really does kind of drive home that it would cut off a lot of future plans in ways she might not have thought of. Playing victim will only get her so far and then people will drift off. It gets old. They get tired of being used.

We really are seeing an uptick on how they are trending down in ways that we haven't before. More mainstream articles. Wider circulation. And, in the USA, not just primarily the UK. Took a couple of years but, hey, things take time. And, time is what the BRF uses to play the long game.
Girl with a Hat said…
Vanity Fair is allegedly looking for negative stories about her, which is quite an 180 deg turn on their approach to her. I saw that in a post by Grimm's daughter on CDAN yesterday on the thread about "the alliterate one".
Girl with a Hat said…
it looks like something she put together in a hurry in order to have something to post about.
Maneki Neko said…
I think * totally lacks direction and a systematic approach to her various ventures. I don't think she knows what she really wants (other than fame) and her moodboard is a reflection of her life: disorganised, totally haphazard with random ideas that are never thought through or seen to completion. She just flitters from idea to idea, believing her presence alone will work. There is no effort, no dedication, no enthusiasm and no discipline. In contrast, Catherine has chosen Early Years as her project because she genuinely believes in the importance of early childhood development. She has several projects but all centered about childhood development. * should have stuck to one area but is there one that she is genuinely interested?
Maneki Neko said…
I should also add that Catherine has the enormous advantage of having help and guidance from the Palace and is not left to flounder on her own. *, however, could also have had the same, as we know.
Maneki Neko said…
It never rain but it pours. * is now accused of copying Pamela Anderson. The
Netflix trailer is allegedly a 'straight copy' of 2024 promo for Baywatch star's lifestyle show'. ...'eagle-eyed viewers have since noticed how the Duchess' teaser seems very similar to the trailer for Pamela's show, Cooking With Love.

Critics claim the mother-of-two's clip seems to be a 'straight copy' of the Baywatch star's promotional video for her lifestyle programme, which was released in October 2024, just months before Meghan's.'
I think there's very little new projects that * can now launch.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-14429123/Meghan-Markle-accused-ripping-Pamela-Anderson-Fans-claim-trailer-royals-Netflix-series-straight-copy-teaser-clip-Baywatch-stars-lifestyle-released-October-2024.html
The baroness is very rapidly destroying her earning possibilities with every man in film industry. She had very good possible contract with a cruise firm and lost it. And every time she does not get what she wants she seems to start throwing words like "I will sue you" to possible partners. Youtuber Mike Zeroh follows her way through "her businesses" in Hollywood and tells the tale of self destruction and idiocy.
This does not end well (and the South Park guys are after her again!!)



Girl with a Hat said…
It's practically identical. LOL. She has no shame at all.
Maneki Neko said…
Yes, the baroness - even this title is too good for her - likes to sue but so far, she has never sued anyone saying she copied others such as Emma Thynn or Pamela Anderson.
Has anyone seen real evidence of this? it's from a channel called `celebrity echo'. All old photos, some with British bobbies even:

NOT INVITED! Harry & Meghan DISGRACED After Denied Entry At The 31st SAG Awards 2025 Uninvited guess(sic)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrS0KAhWobE

The commentary sounded OK until spotted places where the wrong words were stressed. I know TV & radio reporters sometimes get it wrong when it's straight to air but this strikes me as fake.
Girl with a Hat said…
I haven't heard anything about that. I wonder if it's true.
Maneki Neko said…
In her latest video, Lady C says that William allowed Jason Knauf to give an interview about 'his complaint about the alleged 'totally unacceptable' behaviour of the Duchess of Sussex'. Jason Knauf, 'who accused Meghan Markle of bullying staff 'out of the royal household', has insisted he 'wouldn't change a thing' and has 'no regrets' in his bombshell first TV interview.' Lady C believes this means William has no intention now or in the future of reconciling with 'Judas'.

The Jason Knauf interview is on YouTube, 60 Minutes Australia's documentary Where There's A Will.
https://youtu.be/7YHfkaVcGZ8?feature=shared


Maneki Neko said…
There is a new Harry Markle blog published on 20th February which recaps the events of the month. It has quite a few good points and a lot of satire, particularly where the Invictus games and As ever are concerned.
Girl with a Hat said…
Neil Sean says that * was copying Marilyn Monroe in her outtakes of 'Something's got to give' from 1962

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTMipPutecA
Girl with a Hat said…
There's this luxury food and gardening company called Flamingo Estate. They have a photo of a jar of honey sitting in a bowl with a lot of lemons, just like *'s photo of her jam jars. Also, Flamingo Estate sent out jars of honey (that cost $60 a jar) to people and they posted it about it in their instagram feeds. This story is behind a paywall but if you use the Epic browser, you can access it for free.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14394897/lifestyle-brand-inspired-Meghan-Markle-American-Riviera-Orchard-Netflix.html
Maneki Neko said…
Desperate or what? * is planning to sell cake mixes, 'The new trademark filing, made twice under two different As Ever fonts, is for: “Mixes for bakery goods; Cookie mixes; Biscuit mixes; Crepe mixes.” ' I thought she wanted to create a wholesome range of food, cooking from scratch. This is at odds with her carefully 'curated' lifestyle video. In any case, if someone wants to get ready mix pancake batter, for instance, they'll get if from their usual supermarket, particularly a pressed for time mum. They won't order from *'s website.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/comments/1iy60cu/victoria_ward_meghan_to_sell_biscuit_and_crepe/
VetusSacculi said…
I’ve seen various rumblings that WME is no longer representing *. Hence the instagram account and flurry of amateurish content. She looks more ridiculous as each day passes.
Magatha Mistie said…

The Seven Year Bitch

Much in common
alliterative pair
The Prince and the Showgirl
How to Marry a Millionaire
But Marilyn’s roles
were play-acting
not real
Whilst megthanol believes
she’s the real deal…

Girl with a Hat said…
Bravo once again, Magatha!
Maneki Neko said…
Ha ha! The Seven Year Bitch! Only you could think of this title! Well done again.
There seems to be one gift that the baroness truly has and that is a photographic memory. She sees something and afterwards is capable to create exact copy to sell same thing as her own.

I believe that Harry gets everything he has earned with his cruelty against his own family when he lives his life with that woman. May their marriage go on and on and on, forever and forever.

The baroness "just attacked Pamela Anderson" (!!!)
Youtuber Mike Zeroh

That woman seems to be totally unhinged now.

Girl with a Hat said…
that guy Mike Zeroh has several videos about the situation. It seems that the Netflix board of directors had a meeting about the similar shows from Pamela Anderson and *. * lied and insulted Pamela. They have to re-edit *'s show to cut out similar scenes but the real tea here is that they are cutting out cameos by Oprah Winfrey and Taylor Swift in *'s show because Netflix don't want to drag them into the controversy. Pam's show was done much earlier than *, by the way.

So now, she's really ruined whatever credibility she had left with Oprah and with Netflix.
Elskainga said…
Pancake mix? Crepes mix? If you have flour, eggs, butter, milk then it’s easy to make your own at home without the preservatives and additives of a mix. I made Crêpes Suzette for a high school French class project along with a short history of savory and sweet crepes ( in French bien sûr).

Anyway, what happened to her “luxury” brand? The elegant ball gown and opulent peonies, luxurious images from her ARO trailer of a year ago? Jam and pancake mix? How long has she been working on this brand? Plus, these products will not be ready for sale for months thus missing the opportunity to hype and tie in to * March cooking show. What a steaming turd of a product launch.
abbyh said…
I'll be traveling for family business so I will be out of pocket for a day or two. I will check in when I can.
OKay said…
@GWAH I'm finding it very hard to believe that Oprah and TS were ever in the show in the first place. Neither of them seems to want to be associated with her.
Fifi LaRue said…
@GWAH: That's very curious about Taylor Swift being in a cameo. She did selfies with William and the children at one of her concerts. She's known as a very loyal and ethical performer. Allowing a cameo for Megabully's show simply doesn't make sense. And, IMO, Oprah wouldn't be bothered. She's already given many boosts to Megabully; what possible reason could she have for continuing to support *?
Magatha Mistie said…

Karmaoke

Multi-faced and fake
still on the make
After Roy Choi
her ready mixed cake
Up to speed
on her death metal
Well over-done
deaf petal…

Magatha Mistie said…

@Maneki@GWAH@Fifi
“taking something ordinary
and elevating it”
Madam on a plate 😘

Girl with a Hat said…
I thought the same thing.
Girl with a Hat said…
Me 2. I had to listen to it twice to make sure I heard right. LOL
I'd just like to clarify that the monarchs don't invite foreign heads of state for State Visits off their own bat - it's nothing personal. It's done on the `advice' of the Foreign and Commonwealth Office, ie the Government. ER II hosted some pretty unpleasant characters in her time because the Govt. considered it good for UK interests.
See en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_and_official_visits_to_the_United_Kingdom
PS & NB This isn't a political comment but one about protocol.
The recent invitation to POTUS was flagged up last year, after the election, although the media are trying to say it's a `surprise', as if it's been done in the face of recent events. Not a `surprise' to me.
I imagine that HMG decided that a little `soft power' would be a good idea.
The baroness has allegedly called Pamela Anderson "a liar, attention seeker and more". That is truly hilarious. She is talking about herself, isn't she?

It seems that the chickens are at last coming home to roost?

(Courtesy of youtuber Mike Zeroh)

Girl with a Hat said…
There are some rumours that Hairy was invited to the Oscars tomorrow. We'll have to wait and see if it's true. If it is, * will be attending as his +1.
Girl with a Hat said…
there's a controversy about there not being any bees in the segment of her show with the hives.
Magatha Mistie said…
Oscar de lamenter 🙄

Elskainga said…
Alianor- I’ve heard on several YT videos, Mike Zeroh and Popcorn Palace, that NF has quickly re-edited at the last minute * ‘s show. The public test screenings (seven I believe) of hugsy’s show have all bombed and the episodes are only 30 minutes. NF is trying very hard to salvage something from * efforts!
The first episode may get a lot of views, hate watches perhaps, but then the views will sharply decline just like with Archetypes podcast.

What with the backlash regarding copying Pamela Anderson’s trailer and show ideas, her lack of authenticity by filming in someone else’s home, garden, using boring already been done recipes, hair in beige food look, no products for sale with trademark as well as her disaster tourism, * has further ruined her reputation to the point of no return. Quick trip over the Rubicon for hugsy.
OKay said…
Considering that PA shot her stuff weeks before * did, I for one would LOVE to see her argue this point.
OKay said…
Why on earth would Harry be invited? He has less than nothing to do with movies.
Mike Zeroh's latest: the baroness wanted to place politics in her programs and the producers did not want it and she lost the jobs and allegedly her cool.

If this is true she is truly planning a future in politics and that is why she visits catastrophe areas and meets children (she has not started kiss them yet, but that may be because she can't because she hates them). She has been paying Archewell money to democratic operators.

She is a scary woman. The look she gives to the Korean chief is horrifying, poor man.

Her illusions are quite entertaining. In politics you must at least try to emanate niceness but she can't do even that.

I am quite waiting for her version of cooking, crafting and gardening on Tuesday I must admit.

Girl with a Hat said…
Meghan Markle is in NYC to “surprise” a group of girls who I guess used to follow The Tig. Not sure how she found these people or if they really followed, but I’m more confused than ever about why she isn’t going with The Tig. She’s got to stop with the mixed branding messages.

https://x.com/RNN_RoyalNews/status/1896741647762739234
What are those facial swellings in the photo with Serena? See:
https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/comments/1j2s0q0/in_completely_unstaged_pictures_courtesy_of/
Swollen lymph nodes? One Sinner asks if something' s about to hatch out!
As for her garb, words fail me.

Also, my husband's preferred news channel is now Sky - even they had a sycophantic piece about `As If' - has she been (ahem!) sucking up to Rupert Murdoch?
Magatha Mistie said…

Kinder *Mark-le

Bananas pyjamas
Need arrows like Mama’s
B1 and B2
Auntie Serena to you
Played the child’s hand
for her acerbic candied brand…

*Deutsche mark


Magatha Mistie said…

It’s Here!
Waiting for Jan Moirs take
I’m off to bed
Hopefully awakening to….

Maneki Neko said…
I think you'll be waking up to yet another epic fail, @Magatha.

'Tangible desperation': Critics' withering reviews of Meghan Markle's Netflix show as they mock 'gormless lifestyle filler' that shows her 'joylessly filling party bags with seeds'. This is the headline in the DM. I think it says it all. It seems this isdue to it's both the poor contents of the show and the lack of interest from
the public.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14459407/meghan-markle-netflix-damning-reviews-critics.html?ico=comment-anchor#comments





Elskainga said…
From a comment on X this morning:

“First responses are not positive.

Comments about the level of 'fakery'.

Disappointment that 'it's just for the rich'.

The inevitable observations that, despite her guest (a noted chef, for goodness sake), 'it's all about her'.

Incredulous responses to the idea that MM can at last be creative in a way she previously couldn't! That's surely rubbish? Even the working Royal Family are able to be creative & pursue hobbies?! “

I canceled NetFlix just after the fauxmentary but will vicariously enjoy the shitshow from other more stoic viewers and their opinions.
Maneki Neko said…
Elskainga, you will vicariously enjoy the shitshow from the comments in the DM. They won't disappoint.
`...Prince Harry appears in the last scene of the last episode, his scalp shining brightly in the Montecito sunshine, he looks so proud of her, it seems to verge on a kind of fear – '
That first subordinate clause creased me up!!!

https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/comments/1j3cgk2/rachel_cooke_the_fakery_of_meghan_markles_netflix/
Elskainga said…
Just had to share this comment with my Nutty friends:

'If you thought her new lifestyle show, would be a smug, syrupy endurance watch, and that you would rather fry your eyeballs than sit through it, I have news for you. It is so much worse than that.'

Anita Singh, Telegraph 😂
Maneki Neko said…
Yes, many comments are in the same vein. Personally, I like 'gormless lifestyle filler' and this from the DM: 'Despite the Duchess claiming breathlessly in the trailer 'We're not in the pursuit of perfection, we're in the pursuit of joy', viewers are already noticing it is not living up to the advertising.

The series was finally released yesterday, but it's somehow absolutely joyless while claiming at almost every opportunity to be filled with - you guessed it - joy.'
Girl with a Hat said…
Oh my God! Lainey is kissing *'s ass something terrible today. I'm ony phone so I have to keep this brief but you have to read it to believe it. Laineygossip.com
Who wrote that big pink card that congratulated the baroness about her show? Harry can't write, the little girl can't write and Archie can't write so "elegantly". So it is the baroness who wrote to congratulate herself and that her family loves her, she doesn't need her family to anything like that. She can do all that by herself.

Yes baroness we know you love yourself.



i honestly believe MM thought that this would be her lifestyle once in the royal family. prancing around in a fancy frock with peons doing all the actual work and her adding her dried flowers and mint over their hard labour. the family and aristocrats arriving and her being the consummate hostess. pity about that. i remember how my friends and i discussed how we would get married and cook chickens for dinner parties and arrange flowers etc all day for our handsome and wealthy husbands (princes)except that we were in our late teens and then real life happened and we grew up but laugh about it when we remember. she is in her forties not her teens.
Girl with a Hat said…
excerpts from crazy Lainey:


But this is where I stand with Meghan: we are constantly trying to pin things to her that are not there! She is not a women’s right activist; she’s more of an advocate for an intangible kind of mild feminism. She isn’t political, she isn’t anti-monarchist, she isn’t any of the things that people have assumed or want her to be. She has stated over and over again, through her actions and her words, that she is completely happy to be beautiful, wealthy and mild-mannered. This is why she was an excellent royal!!!!

https://www.laineygossip.com/meghan-markle-people-interview-cover-meant-to-kickstart-exciting-new-chapter-as-she-launches-as-ever/80759
Girl with a Hat said…
another excerpt from crazy Lainey:

To be completely fair to her game, she is showing us some goods. The first line of products (which you can see on the As Ever website) has launched with jams, honey, edible flowers and baking mixes. This is more comprehensive than I had anticipated and the keepsake packaging is a good if obvious, move. There are no prices yet and that will be a whole other story but I have no doubt these will sell out. She could start at $100 jar (she won’t, but she could) and it would sell out. Like the first batch of celebrity brands, these products will be a certain kind of bragging rights on Instagram. I’ll be watching her show over the next couple of days and will be back with more thoughts on the People Magazine’s Princess.

https://www.laineygossip.com/meghan-markle-people-interview-cover-meant-to-kickstart-exciting-new-chapter-as-she-launches-as-ever/80759
`...beautiful, wealthy and mild-mannered...'
My jaw dropped open when I read these words from Deluded Lainey. If * were any of these, her life, and that of others, would have been so very different and everyone would have been happy.
https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/comments/1j4mv4z/attention_to_detail_she_could_not_even_clean_the/

Seriously, how many people writing a capital `I' start it at the bottom, with a serif?
No, I thought not.
Maneki Neko said…
What a lot of twaddle! Laney is not crazy, she's downright certifiable. The second excerpt is just as bad.
Maneki Neko said…
I don't go beyond the headlines with the * articles, or sometimes the first few lines, the comments are more interesting. This one made me laugh.

'She makes Thicklyn Beckham look like Michel Roux!'
OKay said…
I took all of that as snark. *LOL* Maybe I'm just seeing what I want to see...
OKay said…
Okay, I probably should have read the entire article. Lainie is as vomit-inducing as ever. (Oh god, why did I say that?) Nutmeg must have love-bombed her recently, because my understanding was that Lainie wasn't her sycophant anymore.
Now I understand what the baroness wanted to reach with her show!

TO EDUCATE THE UNEDUCATED!!!!

And to teach women how to cook!

Youtuber Mike Zeroh has a delicious piece about the hysterical rant the baroness is yelling against everybody who does not understand her genius.

That is truly comedy gold.

KnitWit said…
I didnt watch the show, only caught a few clips. So silly. Pamela Anderson in her new makeup free incarnation I so much classier! What a world.

Tired of Manic M. I'll stick to the Barefoot Contessa. She knows how to cook!

I caught her interview with Drew Barrymore. Mrs. Sussex was blabbing and flapping her claws about. Drew was unusually sedate, giving her the side eye. My dog had to do her biz outside. Didn't watch the whole thing.
Girl with a Hat said…
https://x.com/RNN_RoyalNews/status/1897836747469258762

quick glimpses of the back of the invisikids' heads
Maneki Neko said…
Reddit has a brief compilation, 'The Contradictions of MM on tiktok! I'm
enjoying everyone seeing her for what she is...a phony', exposing *'s lies, starting with 'I grew up with TV tray dinners'.

https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/comments/1j5axyy/the_contradictions_of_mm_on_tiktok_im_enjoying/

Magatha Mistie said…

Sour *Doe

A sprinkle of yacht rock
to keep her afloat
The pillar of salt
mocking her own boat
Blowing balloons
mind those teef as they tend
To prick the bubble
right on the end
Whipped cream from a can
multi layered dress
A syrupy blanc **mange
Immaculate Heart mess
No cooking required
just a flowery fixation
And a reminder to all of
Mrs Sussex station…

Such a busy B
abysmal TV
Looking forward to the ratings
on IMDb

*female rat
**disease



Magatha Mistie said…

Can anyone post Julie Burchill
The Spectator article?
Perfick 👌

abbyh said…
I don't think any one has mentioned the Sussex as my/our last name thing.
I wonder about it.

It is rather hard, publicly on someone who is supposed to be a supporter and friend.

It is contrast of the Oprah interview where she goes on record as claiming that she almost lost her name. (which doesn't make sense as Catherine is still referred to as Middleton in the press and she's been married how many years now?).

It is in contrast to how she is listed in her IMDB page (note the also known as does not list M S as a name). Nor does it list it that way in the page for the specific show as staring as. All of all the places you think it might be if there is some kind of change being pushed onto us, it would be there - as part of the credits, part of the promotion. But it's not.

Sure there is some technical backstory of use of Wales as a last name ... which is now used by the current Prince of Wales. If setting up a rival royal court in the USA, then it would parallel.

It would, if it took hold, make it harder for her to separated from S as the last name and S as her now former title should something happen where part of the fallout is loss of title. The operative question is if it will take (by the press and public) by her force of will or not.

Is it being changed legally? with all the paperwork like through the court, the driver's license, social security card, credit cards, bank accounts and, for the kids as well (all the doctors and school records). Oh yeah, and passports.

But why now? that's an interesting question.

I'm thinking we ought to be getting some press release, using the phrase sweet nod in there, about how one of the kids somehow thought S was their last name and she realized that it was on a technical basis.

Eh, like a lot of her big pushes, it comes off as just another dangling participle in a sentence.
It seems to me that * is using `Sussex' as a `by-name' - it's not uncommon for title persons to use the place indicated in the title as a single-word name, no initials, no honorifics.
Take Osbert Lancaster's comic creation, Maudie Littlehampton, as an example: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maudie_Littlehampton :

`. She is supposedly the only daughter of Sir Julian Manifest, Bt, and his wife Lady Claribel Manifest, third daughter of the 5th Marquess of Pontefract... married her distant cousin, William Courantsdair, Viscount Draynefleet, the eldest son and heir of the 7th Earl of Littlehampton...'
Willie's surname was Courantsdair, but once his father died, he was referred to as `Willie Littlehampton' - he probably signed his cheques as just `Littlehampton'.
Also, until relatively recently, men often addressed/referred to each other by their surnames - and there examples in Shakespeare.

Under English law, one can adopt any surname one wishes as long as it's not for criminal purposes or with intent to impersonate. It's best to get it done legally, by Deed Poll, if you wish to avoid problems with passports, investments and so on.

Shakespeare
There's a fair amount of criticism of the King apparently not being apolitical. My understanding is that he must not be party political, which would be sure to split the country He is, however, allowed to support British and Commonwealth interests - I'd expect nothing less.
Canada is a member of th Commonwealth, of which the King is Head . He's also Head of State in Canada...
Girl with a Hat said…
If you use the Epic browser, you can bypass the paywall at the DM, the Times, the Financial Times, the Spectator, etc
Girl with a Hat said…
But that's in the UK. Not in the USA.
Elskainga said…
Lots of eagle-eyed viewers of *’s crookery show haste posted a slow-motion video of * opening the rented refrigerator to get veggies out of a drawer with uncovered raw chicken thighs laying directly on the above glass shelf with an uncovered cup of herbs right next to the chicken. Salmonella anyone? You can tell she doesn’t cook as this is basic 101 in kitchen food storage/prep hygiene. My mom told me to always put raw meat in the bottom drawer of the fridge and clean the drawer regularly with hot water and bleach solution.

Another X poster mentioned that certain essential oils can be caustic to the skin and do not dissolve in water. Duh, oil and water don’t mix. Then another commenter said that some seeds are poisonous if consumed. Adults would know but seed packets in children’s party gift bags could be dangerous. My question is did anyone at AW or NF think to check on safety regulations or liability?!!

https://x.com/Lillyin_London/status/1897747568442196194

Well, this is ending very badly for Mrs. Sussex and though Harry hasn't anything to do with all this catastrophe he is the one who is going to pay for it in his private life. Karma is a very righteous thing.

She is a very stupid woman. And it shows in everything she does. Is anyone going to pay 25 dollars for a box of some flour mix for crepes? I doubt it.

Every woman loses her looks when years go by but what is it with her nose that looks positively dirty when she hasn't enough makeup on her face and why has her hair greasy shine of unwashed plastic with stiff curls that do not move naturally when she dances around the leased kitchen? I mean Catherine has always beautiful, soft bouncy natural hair. Has Netflix not competent hair stylists to take care of Mrs. Sussex's head?

The interview with Drew Barrymore was a catastrophe. Mrs. S could not hide the fact that she has no idea who puts her children in bed in the evenings and why can't she call her "little ones" instead of reading their good night story on video. Truly she is such a strange woman.

Elskainga said…
I also meant to include another commenter regarding sun tea which * supposedly makes in one of the episodes. Sun tea is a way to passively steep tea in tea bags in a large clear glass container of water left in the sun for many hrs. The potential of bacteria growth is possible as rarely does the water temp get to 140 degrees F, the minimum temp to kill bacteria. Someone needs to call California Health & Safety Dept.

Will anyone want to buy her As ever food products if this is her normal standard of food safety?
Girl with a Hat said…
Magatha, the last thing I can find on the Spectator web site about * is a youtube video, not an article. Before that, the last article is from Jan 2025.

Here is the link for the video entitled "I actually feel sorry for Meghan Markle"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0JDKXRN1LY&feature=youtu.be
Magatha Mistie said…

Cheers @GWAH
I’ve read Julies article, Spectator March 4th
‘With love * Is surreally dull’
Also Hilary Rose, The Times
‘Welcome to MegWorld, you’ll need
a translator’
I’m not able to post said articles
thought our Nutties would enjoy them, Amazing 😘


Maneki Neko said…
I like this. Amanda Platell's article (behind a paywall) 'Forget her lemon drizzle... Megs is now the Duchess of Drivel!'. This is a very good name for her (one of many).
Magatha Mistie said…

@ Maneki
Now not able to see DM comments,
best part of the paper!!
Did you watch ‘ Motherland’
Madam reminds me of Amanda!!

Magatha Mistie said…

She could add drivel rock to her soundtrack/address!!

Magatha Mistie said…

Panned Rotta

Ma Suffixist announced
season two
Back to back filming
crew coup
It’s all in the can
Straight down the pan
No-more netflix, toodle-oo…

Please tell me this isn't true:
According to the BBC text service, `As Ever' was such a success that she's going to do a second one...
Girl with a Hat said…
I read somewhere that it's just the stuff they cut out of season 1 that they're going to bundle together and call Season 2
Fifi LaRue said…
I've read on SHC that NF is not funding a second season of *'s cooking show; Archewell is funding it. True or False? Don't know.
Maneki Neko said…
No, I didn't!
A pity you can't see the DM comments. Here is a link, hope it works.

Now * says As Ever has been her 'heartsong for years'. She is also 'in the granular parts of the business', whatever that means, and she's 'admitted she makes 'mistakes' but insisted that she is 'learning every day''. * admitted she made mistakes and is learning every day. *, really? Such humility! Such diffidence! 🤣
I'm not wishing ill on Scotland but have to say that had they moved there, she would have been constantly corrected and told her name was `Meghan Dumbarton'.
KnitWit said…
I make sun tea frequently. I make it in a glass jar, remove the bags, pour the tea in a container for the fridge. I could just put the jar in the fridge, but I use a glass pitcher that is easier to pour. I put it on ice. It lasts a day or two. Then I make more.

It would probably grow sea monkeys if one left it out.
Girl with a Hat said…
if you use Epic browser to see M+ articles, you won't be able to see the comments, but you can read the article
with your regular browser, you won't be able to read the M+ article, but you'll be able to see the comments.
Girl with a Hat said…
from the article in the DM announcing her second season, there's a photo of * and Hairy walking in the sand on a beach, barefoot. Her naked feet are on display.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14476911/Meghan-Markle-unseen-photo-Prince-Harry-Lilibet.html

here's a comment that took me aback:

That long toe. The intimacy photo is before her last year’s Toe shortening surgery.
Maneki Neko said…
@Magatha

I forgot the link to the comments on the Amanda Platell article. With apologies.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-14474829/AMANDA-PLATELL-Forget-lemon-drizzle-Megs-Duchess-Drivel.html
Girl with a Hat said…
Do you think that she really had toe shortening surgery? I think her foot problems are more than just longer second toe. I think her entire foot has to be shortened.
I believe that the baroness should take the true family name of Harry's grandfather Prince Philip which is Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glucksburg.

Such mouthful would be just as ridiculous as the baroness herself is. You know like ripple of dry colourful weed to elevate her status.


The `longer 2nd toe' - I've got it. It's a misnomer really, the problem lies in the big toe and its associated bones (tarsal & matatarsal) which are too short. There's a good explanation in Physiopedia at https://www.physio-pedia.com/Morton%27s_Toe#.
It's sometimes called a Saxon foot in England (supposedly less common in Scotland &Wales) otherwise Greek foot or Royal toe. If * knew that she'd display it all the time.
This is fun: https://historyunfettered.com/toes-of-a-greek-goddess/
On the subject of the lower limbs -
https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/comments/1j5ylqf/i_think_microexpressions_are_fascinating_its/#lightbox
The photo of her striding along , wearing a baseball cap, would have my old mother saying that her legs look as if she's been a prisoner at Belsen.
OKay said…
I hear there's a Season 1 part B...I don't even know what to make of that.
abbyh said…
Here's my guess at Season 1 parts a and b

They have certain legal commitments as outlined by the contract (none of which any of us know the particulars).

Most contracts have end dates. Think of apartment leases, equipment and car warranties - they all have a walk date. We think it is relatively soon but don't know.

Part A probably had to meet some benchmark or similar to allow for a decision to be made for another season. Again we don't know nor do we know what it would be if it existed.

If I were in their shoes (and I'm not), I would be thinking up ways to get out of the contract. Legally so that it is over and cannot be brought back to life in any way shape or form.

So that if I continued an existing show for another season, it might fulfill some buried clause which would force NF to otherwise continue the relationship, like maybe try a different type of show which would make NF spend even more money than they already have sunk into this.

In sports it would be like running out the clock in the last quarter, maybe?

So if you take lots and lots of extra film now, you can piece it together so that it meets contract, doesn't spend a lot more money (certainly less than starting over from scratch) and every one walks away (with their dignity more or less).

What NF wouldn't want is to wind up in a lawsuit about how they somehow kept the couple from being able to fulfill their end of the deal and how if only they had been able to try again, then the tide would have turned, the flowers bloomed and everyone skipped off into the sunset with lots of cash.

What I want to see is how this next season has her name listed on everything.
Why does she cram with violence too many flowers in a vase. The beauty of peonies and roses vanish when you can't see them properly any more. She is a destroyer of all flowers, that's what she is.

Girl with a Hat said…
Lady C says that that's the tell tale sign of an alcoholic.
I have seen pictures of her in her younger years, and her legs aren't that thin.
I think you have to be drinking for many years for those kinds of physical signs to appear, so I'm not sure if alcoholism has really caused that lack of muscle in her calves and legs.
Fifi LaRue said…
Bodily signs of diabetes: fat protruding belly, no butt, chicken legs. Alcoholism will cause the same type of body.
I don't recall Samantha's exact words about not leaving her alone with animals or children - we have seen Guy with 2 legs in plaster and 3 y.o. Charlotte being rounded on & glared at , which underline Sam' s point.
Have we ever been given a clue, though, about what may have happened in the past with children? We do know about the frozen-grape killing of her cat but I can't recall anything about her, say, tormenting little kiddies when an adolescent or adult. Just the alleged eyelid-gluing incident with one of her contemporaries at university.
Can anybody shed light on this?
Maneki Neko said…
No surprises there

'Netflix bosses are 'worried' about dire reviews of Meghan's show and her $100m contract has NOT been renewed despite fanfare over 'second season''

This really makes you wonder about Netflix bosses. What did they expect?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14480873/Netflix-bosses-worried-reviews-Meghan-Markle-contract.html
A televised personality disorder.

(George the Giant Slayer)

Mike Zeroh tells that the baroness wants to bring Gavin Newsom to her "show" with more politics. It is going to be very interesting to see a duchess of British Royal Family to start "a good fight" for the Democratic party in USA. Maybe that is why her little family name now is sussex (I write her little family name with a little s in respect of all the fine people of Sussex).

King Charles must have some uncertain feelings with all these shenanigans.

Magatha Mistie said…

Double enchunder

If it’s already shot
there’s not a lot
Her motley crew can do
They can edit all they want
with her flowery font
Dud one will be seasoned
as dud two…

Magatha Mistie said…

@Maneki @GWAH Cheers 😘
@Okay
Seemingly they filmed 16 episodes
best first…
@KnitWit
Recipe for Sun teeth:
Place dentures in lemon water
leave for a week
Known side effects
acidic rictus grin 😬

Magatha Mistie said…

@WildBoar
Was the grape frozen in distilled water with petals?

Maneki Neko said…
'Inside Prince Harry's 'indulgent' childhood and why Charles now 'regrets' how he raised him: Royal expert reveals if the King had been firmer with his son during his early years, he might not have caused him so much worry now'. Who knows, but I think Harry was spoilt and indulged as a child, perhaps because he was the younger child and wasn't going to be a future king.

This upbringing 'caused him to suffer from 'generational trauma'.

Not because he lacked any material possessions, but because his emotional needs were not met.'. I wonder if his emotional needs are being met now with *. It would be interesting to know if his children, if they're with him and *, are indulged or if Harry is a strict father - assuming he has a say in their upbringing.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/royals/article-14434779/Inside-Prince-Harrys-indulgent-childhood-Charles-regrets-raised.html
Harry told the world that he was going to be a better father to his children than his own father had been. That was before he had any experience of how hard the true work of raising up young children is. Now he knows and as he is as lazy as a day is long he thinks that if he cuddles his kids once in two weeks that is quality parenting.

Diana's idea of parenting was to have everything fun, giving the boys good time. That has nothing to do with raising the children. Any uncle or aunt can give good times to the children. As a mother of father to give children the idea who they are and what the world is is never easy and it takes time and effort. But Diana never behaved as a grown up human being, she was too unformed with her intellectual life.

Maneki Neko said…
'The Duchess of Sussex is launching a new podcast called Confessions of a Female Founder.

Meghan described the venture as “candid conversations” with “amazing women” about the success and struggles of their businesses.

She wrote on her Instagram account that she was “so excited” to share the news, describing recording the series as “absolutely eye-opening, inspiring…and fun!” '

What * knows about starting a company you could write on the back of a postage stamp.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/meghan-sussex-instagram-british-apple-b2714629.html

abbyh said…
Ok I need to slow down my reading and get more sleep. I read that as Confessions of a ... Flounderer.

It totally reminds me of the Vogue cover where she could have easily put in QEII to be in the list and people would have been thrilled (especially her new inlaws). Now that was a woman who had a historic arc like no one else - being able to reign, marriage, kids, travel the world while meeting / greeting people while staying on top of the changes in the world and rarely putting a foot wrong. She did it and she broke the mold.

What is interesting in the timing of this drop. The first season dropped, news of the second season which is kind of more of what they have already in the can. So this is only the pre drop for the trailer drop and then the actual drop of the product. We haven't heard anything lately since the change of the name or status of any product(s) which will be sold at some point. In reality not a lot of hard and fast dates (other than the trailer drop and then the podcast drop) for anything.

What I wonder is: how will all the different ventures will be talked about by her - knowing what we know about how things have gone or not gone.



Maneki Neko said…
https://youtu.be/PArCmshrpb0?feature=shared

A parody of * Netflix show





abbyh said…
A couple of good points of yet someone else pointing on things on her latest Netflix venture.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14493917/Netflix-comedian-savages-Love-Meghan-Whitney-Cumming.html

Netflix is not appearing to come down on people for criticizing another program of theirs. So this isn't a we are all 1 team here and we speak nicely about our co-programs.

What is way more subtle is how Whitney points out how she takes things (tea) and what she does or says about them (sun tea is no big deal). Whitney even says this is all directed at people in the castle.

I don't recall anyone else mentioning the digs.

What I do recall is the Prince William has a long memory.
Magatha Mistie said…

*Founder or **Founder

You can lead a whore to culture
but you cannot make her think
Her forte lies
in telling lies
And cooking up a stink
A new plodcast
much like the last
Will no doubt sink and flounder
Groundmeg day
should really say
Confessions of a female bounder…

* Founder: Noun-creator
**Founder: Verb-sink



Magatha Mistie said…

Anagram of As ever
Severa - latin
Severe, stern, steely, cold, austere
the list goes on…

Magatha Mistie said…

Folie Bourgeois

Severa is hoping
we’ll give her a break
Forget all her insults
and the fact that she’s fake
Biting the hand that fed her
wedding cake
Disrespecting our Queen
Big Mistake…

Magatha Mistie said…

Coerce

As ever Averse
it’s the markle curse
Intractable actions
perverse and adverse…

Maneki Neko said…
A good compilation of articles and pix/videos: True Confessions, Yet another stark contrast plus a short skit of Mrs Sussex in a kitchen for her Netflix show. I can't find the video on the Reddit article but have found it separately, it really takes the pee out of Mrs Sussex.

https://youtube.com/shorts/q0wSUAJoE9s?feature=shared

https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/
Mrs sussex truly is a filthy operator. She has stolen the newest name and idea from an young Irish lady Kady Meite who has youtube stories "Confessions of a Female Founder".

(Dan Wootton Outspoken)

And she is a white woman again. She does not need her mother any more.

Magatha Mistie said…

Sorebae

Confessions of a Email Hounder
5 am, respond to founder
Her reason for the early start
A reminder that she’s so
whip smart
Missing calls and rabid texts
Reply at once or she’ll be vexed
Ignore abuse to pave her part
Enjoy the reward
an ice cream cart…

Maneki Neko said…
Well done again but you could elevate your poems with quite a few colourful emojis interspersed throughout 😁





Girl with a Hat said…
You're so funny, Magatha.
Maneki Neko said…
Harry's visa file to be made public by Tuesday

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/prince-harry-visa-spare-court-trump-drugs-b2715995.html


Humor Me said…
I am seeing an almost daily revisiting of the past on a certain british paper of *'s bad acts. it makes me wonder if something is brewing and about to boil over... Is anyone else picking up tis vibe?
abbyh said…
Me, I have noticed that as well. Hadn't thought much about the reason the temperature on these things had dialed up.

this (increase) and the visa story which has been weaving back and forth for a while over there. Maybe it is something they know which they can't print (yet). Or, maybe they are just trolling - not because they don't know something but that they are bored and want to see if they can trigger a response. (hearing the theme from Jaws?)
Maneki Neko said…
I have noticed the same too, everyday several articles rehashing the same old stories. Maybe the paper needs to generate clicks. We read the stories the first time round, we don't want to read the same tired stuff again.
Magatha Mistie said…

Misconception

The British press will
neither forgive nor forget
Her media taunting
she’ll live to regret
Biding their time
super-injunctions in vaults
Incriminating evidence
of her many faults
Along with the divorce
the biggest worth
A Daily reminder
imaginary birth…


Magatha Mistie said…

@Maneki
I’d love to elevate my poems with a few colourful phrases 😬
@GWAH
🥰
@Humor Me & @abbyh
Rinse & repeat
DM will defeat







Maneki Neko said…
Another brilliant poem, Magatha 👏
Maneki Neko said…
I'd love it if you could 'elevate' your poems with a few choice phrases 😁

Maneki Neko said…
Our accomplished cook and gracious hostess baked green waffles - yuk - to celebrate St Patrick's day. What, is she claiming to be part Irish now? She must have used a lot of food colouring (very healthy!). She 'elevated' the waffles with a slice of kiwi. I cannot resist sharing a photo with all Nutties of this appetising concoction.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-14508539/Meghan-Markle-bakes-GREEN-waffles-celebrates-St-Patricks-Day-home-Prince-Harry-children.html


Girl with a Hat said…
I saw that. It's very unappetizing
Fifi LaRue said…
That ludicrous green waffle with olives for eyes is a testament to Megabully Dumbarton's mental deterioration. Hairy could have her on a psych hold just on the basis of putting that concoction into the public domain.
Artemisia19 said…
That's a sad looking waffle.
Girl with a Hat said…
The green waffle wasn't even made by her - the waffle maker she has shown that she possesses has separations in the waffle maker to make 4 sections when you pour in the batter. The waffle she has shown is one entire waffle. There are photos on CDAN on the thread for the "alliterate one".
Fifi LaRue said…
@GWAH: You are right. The waffles she presents on the plate do not match the markings of the waffle maker. She's a phony and a liar, and a Failure.
Girl with a Hat said…
It's the headline over at the DM now, the case of the waffle quarters. You would think she would learn something, but no..........
Maneki Neko said…
I wonder if * made the waffle with the waffle maker that Archie requested from the Queen for Christmas some three or four years ago?
abbyh said…
Just how many waffle makers does someone need?

Just thinking about the mess, the clean up before thinking about how often is even one likely to be used on a regular basis.

(we don't have any)
Maneki Neko said…
'Claims that Prince Harry received special treatment when he emigrated to the United States are false, the Trump administration said Tuesday.

A lawyer from the Department of Homeland Security said that Harry's application followed all the 'applicable rules and regulations'.

The statement was made in heavily redacted documents that were made public on Tuesday'...

We won't know any more as the file remains private.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14511457/prince-harry-immigration-docs-revealed-court-battle.html



Girl with a Hat said…
most waffle makers have that toxic non-stick coating.
Maneki Neko said…
Does * ever learn? One wonders.

'The Duchess of Sussex has again been told to amend the trademark application for her As Ever lifestyle brand over a series of errors.

Meghan has been given three months to respond in order to avoid having to abandon her attempts to register the trademark.

She has already been forced to rename the business because its original name, American Riviera Orchard (ARO), was reliant on a geographical location.

The latest setback could delay the launch of the business, which the Duchess has announced is coming this spring, and which will sell items including edible flower sprinkles, dried biscuit mixes, teas and a “fruit spread”.

Official documents reveal the As Ever trademark application could not be verified because a statement confirming intent was left unsigned.'

You'd think she would know by now. Once could be carelessness but twice? Does she genuinely want her business to get off the ground or does she sabotage everything so that it remains just an idea?

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/royal-family/2025/03/18/meghan-runs-into-new-trademark-trouble-over-lifestyle-brand/#:~:text=The%20Duchess%20of%20Sussex%20has,attempts%20to%20register%20the%20trademark.
It's a pity but I don't suppose * will see this,
https://uk.yahoo.com/news/staffordshire-woman-jailed-twice-tricking-173004324.html
She twice tricked her partner into believing that she was pregnant with twins and put on quite a performance.
Maneki Neko said…
That shameless hussy sent a note to some podcaster on personalised stationery, i.e. with a crown - she still thinks she's a royal - and a stylised M underneath. Out of curiosity, I checked Catherine's letterhead. It has the exact same crown with a stylised C underneath. Catherine's varies with sometimes Kensington Palace and no initial underneath the crown. Did * have notepaper printed by the thousands before she left the BRF?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14517791/Meghan-Markle-podcaster-handwritten-note.html
https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/106/590x/secondary/Kate-Middleton-news-evelina-childrens-hospital-2641700.jpg?r=1598647825276



@Maneki Neko -
Don't panic! Don't panic! It's a ducal coronet, not a crown - it hasn't any arches. Presumably, as the title hasn't yet been removed, it's just her reminding everyone yet again that she' s a duchess.
Maneki Neko said…
Yes, sorry, I am rather distracted at the moment but why does * need to ram it down everybody's throat ? (duchess in name only according to Palace staff, if you remember). Her pretentiousness is ridiculous in the US.
Girl with a Hat said…
https://pixhost.icu/avaxhome/f1/f18e/f18e13945ae047dfa29a2cff21438817-6861495227973453643.webp

French magazine cover with headline "Everyone detests her"
Magatha Mistie said…

Flie Snatcher

Meh’s shut her bouche
Delivered billet douche
Strawberries reaming
her heinous trap mouche…


Magatha Mistie said…

@Maneki

So many poems
I could elevate for sure
Have to be careful
I’m not shown the door
So many things
we can’t say anymore
I’ll soon be known as
Magatha the bore…

Not abbyh’s fault or Nutty
Just the way it is…

Is it just me or has SMM been taken down?
Maneki Neko said…
Magatha, you could never be a bore.
If somebody is a bore, it's the doucheass.
After 2 days, I can now access SMM again - fingers crossed it doesn't happen again
Maneki Neko said…
Grayson Carter, the former VF editor, has made excoriating statements about *.

'Meghan Markle is a person 'adrift on facts and reality', the former editor of Vanity Fair said today.

Graydon Carter, 75, who ran the society bible for 25 years, has revealed that the Duchess of Sussex made a baffling complaint when he made her the magazine's cover star in 2017.

Meghan had believed Vanity Fair had chosen her because of her 'charity work and philanthropy' - not her dating Prince Harry, he has claimed.'

He said he didn't know who she was when someone suggested putting her on the cover and that * said 'Excuse me, Is this going to all be about Prince Harry? Because I thought we were going to be talking about my charities and my philanthropy'.'
What charities and philanthropy? Of course, the interview had to be all about her, not the more famous Harry and she wanted to impress with her humanitarian stance and activism.

Grayson Carter 'believes the Duchess of Sussex, who wed the Duke in 2018, 'has run rings around poor Harry to get money, notoriety and a title.'

Since their royal nuptials in St George's Chapel in Windsor Castle in 2018, the Sussexes have stepped back from their duties in the royal family, moved to California, and had two children.

He said two years ago: 'I would measure the duration of the marriage in years rather than decades.''

She doesn't fool anyone now.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14529971/meghan-markle-vanity-fair-editor-2017-cover-star.html
Maneki Neko said…
Apologies for the typo, it's Graydon, not Grayson!

One comment in the DM was ' "Slightly adrift on the facts and reality" is just as good as: "Recollections may vary" '. I like that! 'Slightly adrift', what a wonderful understatement.



https://www.monstersandcritics.com/celebrity/meghan-markle-under-fire-for-shameless-new-post-with-archie-and-lilibet/

I hadn't come across this site before but it's very heartening!
Girl with a Hat said…
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/c6a7b9ac2cd3bed2e4db7feb7b26967415d1eb5f599022fb63588d48d440d882.jpg

do you think these are the same two kids in both photos?
@GWAH
To say I'm sceptical would be an understatement - I'm not even sure if we're being shown children real ash blonde to rich mahogany is stretching it to beyond belief. Assuming they are real kids, they look like 4 different ones to me.
Also, Lillibet' is now 3, nearer 4, and `Archie' almost 6 which. to my way of thinking, doesn't tally with what we are shown in terms of size, weight and *'s probable arm strength.
Admittedly, I have little experience with young kids but I'd expect `Lillibet's' weight to be about the same as my old dog's and I can't imagine ever holding her with only one arm
I meant `shown real children' of course' ( as opposed to dolls). Also `Changing from ash blonde to rich mahogany...'
Girl with a Hat said…
I agree with all your points. I don't think the size of the children matches their supposed age, and the hair colour variations are too wild for them to be the same kids.
Maneki Neko said…
Princess Madeleine 'is developing a natural skincare line called MinLen, in collaboration with the popular Swedish brand, Weleda.' . . . 'She confirmed she would be using her ordinary name , Madeleine Bernadotte, rather than her royal title, Princess Madeleine, Duchess of Hälsingland and Gästrikland.'

Princess Madeleine is the daughter of King Carl Gustaf and Queen Silvia of Sweden a genuine princess and yet for her business she won't use her title. She is also extremely pretty. *, take note.
Why does that woman publish a photo of her young son with his hands in her private parts? Has she no thought of how cruel children can be when teasing each other when they see something like that?
Girl with a Hat said…
https://x.com/TheRoyalGrift/status/1904197530625155420

Have you seen this pic of "Archie"? This time he has a slight wave in his hair but his face is a bit out of focus.
Girl with a Hat said…
How about that joint appearance with Gwyneth Paltrow? Why doesn't she say a word?
Maneki Neko said…
Well, your wish has come true.
'Meghan Markle and Gwyneth Paltrow address their 'breakfast war' in shock joint appearance amid rift rumors

Paltrow, filming in the kitchen of her sprawling home in the Montecito, replied: 'I genuinely do not understand this at all, whatsoever.' She then turned her head to ask someone off screen: 'Do you understand this?'

Paltrow quickly panned her iPhone camera to her right to reveal Montecito neighbour Meghan sitting beside her at the counter, who playfully shrugged her shoulders, giggled and leaned back in her chair while eating a piece of pie.'

https://www.reddit.com/r/BreakingNews24hr/comments/1jk5f0w/meghan_markle_and_gwyneth_paltrow_address_their/

Magatha Mistie said…

Snuffed

Open wide
haphazards bride
Shovelling cake
Lingwyne by her side
Battle of candles
a tall ordure
Vagina v Anus
I can’t take anymore…

Magatha Mistie said…

Cents and Sentebale

Oh dear
what can the matter be
Harry’s involvement
Sentebale catastrophe
Who’s to blame
surely not he
Ignore the twaddle
Follow the money…

Girl with a Hat said…
battle of candles, LOL
OKay said…
LOL If you enlarge the shot, he doesn't really. He just has his arms around her upper thigh. Coincidentally, it's VERY similar to a shot of William with his three kids, and George is in pretty much the exact same pose with Papa.
Girl with a Hat said…
More proof that Lainey Lui is either insane or a troll:

On the surface, these two are in very similar lanes and actually share quite a few things in common: they both have podcasts and both have had shows for Netflix (Meghan’s is much more popular). Both transitioned from acting (although Meghan was more self-made). Both were married once before. Both have a girl and a boy. Both have had staffing issues and bumps with their business, both run e-commerce websites, and both have wavy hair (Meghan’s is much shinier). The medium they use is the same but the message is quite different: Meghan hasn’t sold any products yet and she is not in the wellness space that Gwyneth occupies.

Meghan is lifestyle and while wellness and lifestyle sometimes crossover, not in her case. As much as there is a heaving criticism of Meghan, the worst thing you can actually say about her is she a bit bland. She hasn’t promoted dubious medical advice or platformed people with very questionable credentials. All she’s done is make sun tea and green waffles and excel at being a royal. (I will never get over how perfect she was for that job and how badly The Firm fumbled it.)

https://www.laineygossip.com/meghan-markle-gwyneth-paltrow-execute-unintentionally-hilarious-first-appearance-together-flawlessly/80882
Maneki Neko said…
Tall ordure - very good!
So ladylike, feet on a chair and enormous piece of food in mouth plus a smug face. She is as ever pure class.

She looks ugly, but maybe that was what Paltrow wanted?

Maneki Neko said…
Not just ladylike but duchesslike, in fact positively regal.
abbyh said…
The King is admitted to the hospital.
Something to do with his cancer but it is being described as minor.

Positive thoughts and prayers (from me at least).
abbyh said…
He's back home but various appointments cancelled.
Girl with a Hat said…
It seems that Paltrow has gotten lots of flack from her followers for doing this video with *.
Also, if you go over to CDAN, Grimm's daughter has posted a series of screen captures showing how this was set up by both women. A few months ago, Paltrow says something like "I don't know this woman" and now, here she is, eating pie in your kitchen in your video.
Maneki Neko said…
Excerpt from a NYP article (also Page Six, DM, Reddit etc)

Ex-Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter bulldozes Meghan Markle in just five words

'The former editor of Vanity Fair, Graydon Carter, eviscerated Meghan Markle by calling her the “Undine Spragg of Montecito,” seemingly in reference to her life after splitting from the royal family and moving with Prince Harry across the pond back to her native California.

The famous journalist’s answer [when asked for his gut reaction to the Duchess of Sussex] was likely a comparison to Undine Spragg, a character featured in Edith Wharton’s 1913 novel “The Customs of the Country,” a social-climbing female who moves from the Midwest to try to make it in New York City’s high society.

Spragg devours various men of stature through marriage and separations, all to obtain her goal of being the belle of the ball in the big city.

She backstabs and manipulates others but “feels little satisfaction in achieving her goals and often finds herself haunted by her failures.”

The character is said to represent greed and ambition, and while she obtains everything she desires at the end of the book, Spragg remains unsatisfied with her life.'
................
'adrift on reality' was very good and this comparison is also very apt.

https://nypost.com/2025/03/27/entertainment/ex-vanity-fair-editor-calls-meghan-markle-the-undine-spragg-of-montecito/
Magatha Mistie said…

*Bravo

Last leg Housewives
a real realite
Still primping Pot plants
and plating crudités
Waxing literally
for a wickless paltrow fee
Hell in a Hemp basket
With Love from Beverly

Hills - have eyes…

*as in villain, desperado




Maneki Neko said…
More pretentious than ever, or perhaps just as pretentious As Ever, is *'s new packaging for her raspberry jam, sorry, 'spread'.

'Shoppers will receive their long-awaited pots in a very elaborate white case - which is almost twice the size of the product itself.

On social media, people were left baffled by the design, expecting it to contain a 'perfume' or a 'candle' instead. Others expressed environmental concerns over the amount of packaging used.'

One person wrote: 'Meghan!!!!!!! It’s just jam! It doesn’t require an entire presentation. This packaging is as pretentious as she is.'

Here is a photo
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2025/03/28/12/96667745-14546679-Meghan_Markle_has_finally_revealed_what_the_new_packaging_for_he-a-76_1743166030403.jpg
Girl with a Hat said…
LOL. Even Chanel doesn't look so presumptuous for their perfume.
Jam or `spread'? To me, it looks undercooked , deficient in both sugar & pectin. Is it just lightly cooked raspberries, drained of excess juice, perhaps resistant to mould growth while its in the jar, suitable for use in one go and forget long -term storage? Doomed to grow a grey fur coat before you can say `Boil to setting point'?
Maneki Neko said…
Widely reported, apparently Harry didn't know his father was in hospital until he saw it on the news and he barely leaves his Montecito mansion.

I wonder if he's reflecting on the past while stuck at home and is wondering what could have been.
Magatha Mistie said…

Mamalaid

Meige is in a bit of a jam
Spreading herself thin
with her raspberry sham
Commercial cauldrons
of sludge
to budge
Crystallised Ginger
her next fudged nudge…

Magatha Mistie said…

@GWAH
Candlewick bedspread
and her sidekick
Lampwick 😉

Magatha Mistie said…

@WildBoar
From what I can gather,
rather ambiguous, spreads don’t
use sugar as such but do use
fruit syrup, another form of sugar,
sneaky. Jam apparently must have
at least 40 percent fruit, spreads 30?
As Ever, she’s a jam sandwich short
of a picnic 🥪




How are the mighty fallen. Welby is noting but a poltroon, as we've long suspected:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c89y9g83e92o
Thanks, Magatha.
I hadn't come across the category of `fruit spread' before. As I suspected -
`The lower sugar content also means that fruit spreads are more prone to spoilage and require refrigeration to prevent mold and bacterial growth. This is in contrast to jam, which can be stored at room temperature due to its high sugar content.'
https://homediningkitchen.com/what-is-the-difference-between-fruit-jam-and-fruit-spread/
Do the labels tell the purchaser to use within say 3 days of opening? I bet *'s don't.
I wonder if she's using `pure' fruit syrup or flavoured glucose-fructose syrup?
Correction to my typo above:
`Welby's nothing but a poltroon'
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