I admit, I made a mistake. I thought it was a vision board, not a mood board at first. On some levels being a mood board and not a business plan may actually show more window dressing and even less planning and thought for the business.
But in the real world of business, there is nothing technically wrong with nice positive affirmations. We can all use some positive pep talk. But it isn't a business plan.
Yeah, making positive statements or a vision board of what you want the people, the business to be is good, like having a defining one sentence be your core statement. But it takes a lot more to pull a business from idea to reality.
And this seems to always be an underlying driver of problems for them.
Like the jam. It is setting up the lines of supplies: the berries/sugar/other ingredients, the jars, the people/place where they make the jam, all the various health certifications, the label maker, the box for shipping it to store it, the warehouse to store boxes and people to get it into a box to take it to the post office to ship it where ever - a store front or home. All this before getting into who/where do I advertise?
The economics of how to do this. What will this cost me to start up? How does my product compare with the existing products I will be competing against? How long will it be before I realistically can break even? What will it take to break even? And only then I can begin to think about profitability.
Before that, there were the issues with the trademark.
Trademarks and patents can be expensive to get through the system. You technically can do this on your own but the process may be smoother and faster if you use one of the lawyers who specialize in this niche. They can help you think out how to avoid an expensive problem down the road.
When you apply for something, you need to review the prior approved applications to insure yours is different enough not to create a conflict which will stop your application in the tracks. So if there is something already out there which is similar, you need to specify in the application of how yours is different because yours has this, that and is made of Y instead of something already approved or that yours is not just a mirror reversed image as the difference. This is expensive to pay the lawyer to do, so a lot of people may do this on their own to pre-clear potential problems. Trust me that it can be a little mind numbing to read. Everybody has an idea and you have to think about all the different ways your product could be described so you can look for that as already existing.
When you apply, you want to list not just the initial shape (say a square box) but that it also is a ball, pyramid and some other shape options. You don't someone to swoop down to make your product in a rectangle box and not be sue-able over it. So it is starting small with only a square box but forward thinking on how to grow it in parallel lines as well as keeping others out of the market.
To a certain degree, this is why the application sort of had this tossing the kitchen sink look with so many diverse potential options to go in.
The other problem with the name is that the other company even sold the kinds of high end foods including jam and had been doing so for decades. They weren't some mom and pop place with just a DBA.
And now here it is again with the new name and now the new logo. I can maybe see making a mistake on this level once but doing it again? and right after you did it the first time?
There have been various business associations long before any of this. They were stepping in to existing work so not like they saw the idea to where we are today. Think about Clevr Blends. Before that was Ethic. Did not have to deal with the whole real start up questions, legal quandaries.
And moving on to work with a company who offered more of a turn key operation like Spotify - now Lemonada or the various Netflix shows. They offer the experience, operations, workers, set up, formula and you drop your product in and out it comes. Still not start to finish but more guidance on how to keep things rolling forward.
Archewell has had a few wobbles.
Talking about business start ups, we haven't heard anything about the Doria venture in a long time.
And the latest is that they cannot sell clothing as there is a company out there which is too similar according to the Mail on Sunday/Daily Mail. Is it coincidence that they have a parallel article about two owners who have a very similar name in San Francisco? They do even have some similar products. They get each other's shipments, shoppers. It's really hard enough to be a small business but this makes things worse. And exactly why you work hard at trying to avoid a similar fate.
Businesses need lots of hands on, constant attention to details. This starts from day one until you or the business dies/gets sold. A lot of early businesses don't last because there are so many different skills needed that just one person is unlikely to have all of them. So, if it isn't in you, you have to hire people who can do this detail work but then you have to sorta let them do what they do well. You have to listen to their advise. After all, you are paying them for their knowledge and experience which you don't have.
Where or how this will end up, I have no idea. But it is interesting to watch people spending money reinventing the wheel.
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/royals/article-14330241/South-Park-beginning-end-Harry-Meghan-popularity-America-worldwide-privacy-tour.html
https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/comments/1it9fyz/she_will_never_stop_right/
Take a look at the post from DrunkOnRedCordial. They have a pretty interesting observation/take on the pulse of how they are doing even before you get into the damage from South Park.
I hadn't thought of it but the whole if he passes before her (before it was that will be so sad) but the comment that she can't trash him nor will it make it easy for her to reestablish the royal connections really does kind of drive home that it would cut off a lot of future plans in ways she might not have thought of. Playing victim will only get her so far and then people will drift off. It gets old. They get tired of being used.
We really are seeing an uptick on how they are trending down in ways that we haven't before. More mainstream articles. Wider circulation. And, in the USA, not just primarily the UK. Took a couple of years but, hey, things take time. And, time is what the BRF uses to play the long game.
Netflix trailer is allegedly a 'straight copy' of 2024 promo for Baywatch star's lifestyle show'. ...'eagle-eyed viewers have since noticed how the Duchess' teaser seems very similar to the trailer for Pamela's show, Cooking With Love.
Critics claim the mother-of-two's clip seems to be a 'straight copy' of the Baywatch star's promotional video for her lifestyle programme, which was released in October 2024, just months before Meghan's.'
I think there's very little new projects that * can now launch.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-14429123/Meghan-Markle-accused-ripping-Pamela-Anderson-Fans-claim-trailer-royals-Netflix-series-straight-copy-teaser-clip-Baywatch-stars-lifestyle-released-October-2024.html
This does not end well (and the South Park guys are after her again!!)
NOT INVITED! Harry & Meghan DISGRACED After Denied Entry At The 31st SAG Awards 2025 Uninvited guess(sic)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrS0KAhWobE
The commentary sounded OK until spotted places where the wrong words were stressed. I know TV & radio reporters sometimes get it wrong when it's straight to air but this strikes me as fake.
The Jason Knauf interview is on YouTube, 60 Minutes Australia's documentary Where There's A Will.
https://youtu.be/7YHfkaVcGZ8?feature=shared
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTMipPutecA
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14394897/lifestyle-brand-inspired-Meghan-Markle-American-Riviera-Orchard-Netflix.html
https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/comments/1iy60cu/victoria_ward_meghan_to_sell_biscuit_and_crepe/
The Seven Year Bitch
Much in common
alliterative pair
The Prince and the Showgirl
How to Marry a Millionaire
But Marilyn’s roles
were play-acting
not real
Whilst megthanol believes
she’s the real deal…
I believe that Harry gets everything he has earned with his cruelty against his own family when he lives his life with that woman. May their marriage go on and on and on, forever and forever.
Youtuber Mike Zeroh
That woman seems to be totally unhinged now.
So now, she's really ruined whatever credibility she had left with Oprah and with Netflix.
Anyway, what happened to her “luxury” brand? The elegant ball gown and opulent peonies, luxurious images from her ARO trailer of a year ago? Jam and pancake mix? How long has she been working on this brand? Plus, these products will not be ready for sale for months thus missing the opportunity to hype and tie in to * March cooking show. What a steaming turd of a product launch.
Karmaoke
Multi-faced and fake
still on the make
After Roy Choi
her ready mixed cake
Up to speed
on her death metal
Well over-done
deaf petal…
@Maneki@GWAH@Fifi
“taking something ordinary
and elevating it”
Madam on a plate 😘
See en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State_and_official_visits_to_the_United_Kingdom
The recent invitation to POTUS was flagged up last year, after the election, although the media are trying to say it's a `surprise', as if it's been done in the face of recent events. Not a `surprise' to me.
I imagine that HMG decided that a little `soft power' would be a good idea.
It seems that the chickens are at last coming home to roost?
(Courtesy of youtuber Mike Zeroh)
The first episode may get a lot of views, hate watches perhaps, but then the views will sharply decline just like with Archetypes podcast.
What with the backlash regarding copying Pamela Anderson’s trailer and show ideas, her lack of authenticity by filming in someone else’s home, garden, using boring already been done recipes, hair in beige food look, no products for sale with trademark as well as her disaster tourism, * has further ruined her reputation to the point of no return. Quick trip over the Rubicon for hugsy.
If this is true she is truly planning a future in politics and that is why she visits catastrophe areas and meets children (she has not started kiss them yet, but that may be because she can't because she hates them). She has been paying Archewell money to democratic operators.
She is a scary woman. The look she gives to the Korean chief is horrifying, poor man.
Her illusions are quite entertaining. In politics you must at least try to emanate niceness but she can't do even that.
I am quite waiting for her version of cooking, crafting and gardening on Tuesday I must admit.
https://x.com/RNN_RoyalNews/status/1896741647762739234
https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/comments/1j2s0q0/in_completely_unstaged_pictures_courtesy_of/
Swollen lymph nodes? One Sinner asks if something' s about to hatch out!
As for her garb, words fail me.
Also, my husband's preferred news channel is now Sky - even they had a sycophantic piece about `As If' - has she been (ahem!) sucking up to Rupert Murdoch?
Kinder *Mark-le
Bananas pyjamas
Need arrows like Mama’s
B1 and B2
Auntie Serena to you
Played the child’s hand
for her acerbic candied brand…
*Deutsche mark
It’s Here!
Waiting for Jan Moirs take
I’m off to bed
Hopefully awakening to….
'Tangible desperation': Critics' withering reviews of Meghan Markle's Netflix show as they mock 'gormless lifestyle filler' that shows her 'joylessly filling party bags with seeds'. This is the headline in the DM. I think it says it all. It seems this isdue to it's both the poor contents of the show and the lack of interest from
the public.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14459407/meghan-markle-netflix-damning-reviews-critics.html?ico=comment-anchor#comments
“First responses are not positive.
Comments about the level of 'fakery'.
Disappointment that 'it's just for the rich'.
The inevitable observations that, despite her guest (a noted chef, for goodness sake), 'it's all about her'.
Incredulous responses to the idea that MM can at last be creative in a way she previously couldn't! That's surely rubbish? Even the working Royal Family are able to be creative & pursue hobbies?! “
I canceled NetFlix just after the fauxmentary but will vicariously enjoy the shitshow from other more stoic viewers and their opinions.
That first subordinate clause creased me up!!!
https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/comments/1j3cgk2/rachel_cooke_the_fakery_of_meghan_markles_netflix/
'If you thought her new lifestyle show, would be a smug, syrupy endurance watch, and that you would rather fry your eyeballs than sit through it, I have news for you. It is so much worse than that.'
Anita Singh, Telegraph 😂
The series was finally released yesterday, but it's somehow absolutely joyless while claiming at almost every opportunity to be filled with - you guessed it - joy.'
Yes baroness we know you love yourself.
But this is where I stand with Meghan: we are constantly trying to pin things to her that are not there! She is not a women’s right activist; she’s more of an advocate for an intangible kind of mild feminism. She isn’t political, she isn’t anti-monarchist, she isn’t any of the things that people have assumed or want her to be. She has stated over and over again, through her actions and her words, that she is completely happy to be beautiful, wealthy and mild-mannered. This is why she was an excellent royal!!!!
https://www.laineygossip.com/meghan-markle-people-interview-cover-meant-to-kickstart-exciting-new-chapter-as-she-launches-as-ever/80759
To be completely fair to her game, she is showing us some goods. The first line of products (which you can see on the As Ever website) has launched with jams, honey, edible flowers and baking mixes. This is more comprehensive than I had anticipated and the keepsake packaging is a good if obvious, move. There are no prices yet and that will be a whole other story but I have no doubt these will sell out. She could start at $100 jar (she won’t, but she could) and it would sell out. Like the first batch of celebrity brands, these products will be a certain kind of bragging rights on Instagram. I’ll be watching her show over the next couple of days and will be back with more thoughts on the People Magazine’s Princess.
https://www.laineygossip.com/meghan-markle-people-interview-cover-meant-to-kickstart-exciting-new-chapter-as-she-launches-as-ever/80759
My jaw dropped open when I read these words from Deluded Lainey. If * were any of these, her life, and that of others, would have been so very different and everyone would have been happy.
Seriously, how many people writing a capital `I' start it at the bottom, with a serif?
No, I thought not.
'She makes Thicklyn Beckham look like Michel Roux!'
TO EDUCATE THE UNEDUCATED!!!!
And to teach women how to cook!
Youtuber Mike Zeroh has a delicious piece about the hysterical rant the baroness is yelling against everybody who does not understand her genius.
That is truly comedy gold.
Tired of Manic M. I'll stick to the Barefoot Contessa. She knows how to cook!
I caught her interview with Drew Barrymore. Mrs. Sussex was blabbing and flapping her claws about. Drew was unusually sedate, giving her the side eye. My dog had to do her biz outside. Didn't watch the whole thing.
quick glimpses of the back of the invisikids' heads
enjoying everyone seeing her for what she is...a phony', exposing *'s lies, starting with 'I grew up with TV tray dinners'.
https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/comments/1j5axyy/the_contradictions_of_mm_on_tiktok_im_enjoying/
Sour *Doe
A sprinkle of yacht rock
to keep her afloat
The pillar of salt
mocking her own boat
Blowing balloons
mind those teef as they tend
To prick the bubble
right on the end
Whipped cream from a can
multi layered dress
A syrupy blanc **mange
Immaculate Heart mess
No cooking required
just a flowery fixation
And a reminder to all of
Mrs Sussex station…
Such a busy B
abysmal TV
Looking forward to the ratings
on IMDb
*female rat
**disease
Can anyone post Julie Burchill
The Spectator article?
Perfick 👌
I wonder about it.
It is rather hard, publicly on someone who is supposed to be a supporter and friend.
It is contrast of the Oprah interview where she goes on record as claiming that she almost lost her name. (which doesn't make sense as Catherine is still referred to as Middleton in the press and she's been married how many years now?).
It is in contrast to how she is listed in her IMDB page (note the also known as does not list M S as a name). Nor does it list it that way in the page for the specific show as staring as. All of all the places you think it might be if there is some kind of change being pushed onto us, it would be there - as part of the credits, part of the promotion. But it's not.
Sure there is some technical backstory of use of Wales as a last name ... which is now used by the current Prince of Wales. If setting up a rival royal court in the USA, then it would parallel.
It would, if it took hold, make it harder for her to separated from S as the last name and S as her now former title should something happen where part of the fallout is loss of title. The operative question is if it will take (by the press and public) by her force of will or not.
Is it being changed legally? with all the paperwork like through the court, the driver's license, social security card, credit cards, bank accounts and, for the kids as well (all the doctors and school records). Oh yeah, and passports.
But why now? that's an interesting question.
I'm thinking we ought to be getting some press release, using the phrase sweet nod in there, about how one of the kids somehow thought S was their last name and she realized that it was on a technical basis.
Eh, like a lot of her big pushes, it comes off as just another dangling participle in a sentence.
Take Osbert Lancaster's comic creation, Maudie Littlehampton, as an example: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maudie_Littlehampton :
`. She is supposedly the only daughter of Sir Julian Manifest, Bt, and his wife Lady Claribel Manifest, third daughter of the 5th Marquess of Pontefract... married her distant cousin, William Courantsdair, Viscount Draynefleet, the eldest son and heir of the 7th Earl of Littlehampton...'
Willie's surname was Courantsdair, but once his father died, he was referred to as `Willie Littlehampton' - he probably signed his cheques as just `Littlehampton'.
Also, until relatively recently, men often addressed/referred to each other by their surnames - and there examples in Shakespeare.
Under English law, one can adopt any surname one wishes as long as it's not for criminal purposes or with intent to impersonate. It's best to get it done legally, by Deed Poll, if you wish to avoid problems with passports, investments and so on.
Shakespeare
Canada is a member of th Commonwealth, of which the King is Head . He's also Head of State in Canada...
Another X poster mentioned that certain essential oils can be caustic to the skin and do not dissolve in water. Duh, oil and water don’t mix. Then another commenter said that some seeds are poisonous if consumed. Adults would know but seed packets in children’s party gift bags could be dangerous. My question is did anyone at AW or NF think to check on safety regulations or liability?!!
https://x.com/Lillyin_London/status/1897747568442196194
She is a very stupid woman. And it shows in everything she does. Is anyone going to pay 25 dollars for a box of some flour mix for crepes? I doubt it.
Every woman loses her looks when years go by but what is it with her nose that looks positively dirty when she hasn't enough makeup on her face and why has her hair greasy shine of unwashed plastic with stiff curls that do not move naturally when she dances around the leased kitchen? I mean Catherine has always beautiful, soft bouncy natural hair. Has Netflix not competent hair stylists to take care of Mrs. Sussex's head?
The interview with Drew Barrymore was a catastrophe. Mrs. S could not hide the fact that she has no idea who puts her children in bed in the evenings and why can't she call her "little ones" instead of reading their good night story on video. Truly she is such a strange woman.
Will anyone want to buy her As ever food products if this is her normal standard of food safety?
Here is the link for the video entitled "I actually feel sorry for Meghan Markle"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0JDKXRN1LY&feature=youtu.be
Cheers @GWAH
I’ve read Julies article, Spectator March 4th
‘With love * Is surreally dull’
Also Hilary Rose, The Times
‘Welcome to MegWorld, you’ll need
a translator’
I’m not able to post said articles
thought our Nutties would enjoy them, Amazing 😘
@ Maneki
Now not able to see DM comments,
best part of the paper!!
Did you watch ‘ Motherland’
Madam reminds me of Amanda!!
She could add drivel rock to her soundtrack/address!!
Panned Rotta
Ma Suffixist announced
season two
Back to back filming
crew coup
It’s all in the can
Straight down the pan
No-more netflix, toodle-oo…
According to the BBC text service, `As Ever' was such a success that she's going to do a second one...
A pity you can't see the DM comments. Here is a link, hope it works.
Now * says As Ever has been her 'heartsong for years'. She is also 'in the granular parts of the business', whatever that means, and she's 'admitted she makes 'mistakes' but insisted that she is 'learning every day''. * admitted she made mistakes and is learning every day. *, really? Such humility! Such diffidence! 🤣
It would probably grow sea monkeys if one left it out.
with your regular browser, you won't be able to read the M+ article, but you'll be able to see the comments.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14476911/Meghan-Markle-unseen-photo-Prince-Harry-Lilibet.html
here's a comment that took me aback:
That long toe. The intimacy photo is before her last year’s Toe shortening surgery.
I forgot the link to the comments on the Amanda Platell article. With apologies.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-14474829/AMANDA-PLATELL-Forget-lemon-drizzle-Megs-Duchess-Drivel.html
Such mouthful would be just as ridiculous as the baroness herself is. You know like ripple of dry colourful weed to elevate her status.
It's sometimes called a Saxon foot in England (supposedly less common in Scotland &Wales) otherwise Greek foot or Royal toe. If * knew that she'd display it all the time.
This is fun: https://historyunfettered.com/toes-of-a-greek-goddess/
https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/comments/1j5ylqf/i_think_microexpressions_are_fascinating_its/#lightbox
The photo of her striding along , wearing a baseball cap, would have my old mother saying that her legs look as if she's been a prisoner at Belsen.
They have certain legal commitments as outlined by the contract (none of which any of us know the particulars).
Most contracts have end dates. Think of apartment leases, equipment and car warranties - they all have a walk date. We think it is relatively soon but don't know.
Part A probably had to meet some benchmark or similar to allow for a decision to be made for another season. Again we don't know nor do we know what it would be if it existed.
If I were in their shoes (and I'm not), I would be thinking up ways to get out of the contract. Legally so that it is over and cannot be brought back to life in any way shape or form.
So that if I continued an existing show for another season, it might fulfill some buried clause which would force NF to otherwise continue the relationship, like maybe try a different type of show which would make NF spend even more money than they already have sunk into this.
In sports it would be like running out the clock in the last quarter, maybe?
So if you take lots and lots of extra film now, you can piece it together so that it meets contract, doesn't spend a lot more money (certainly less than starting over from scratch) and every one walks away (with their dignity more or less).
What NF wouldn't want is to wind up in a lawsuit about how they somehow kept the couple from being able to fulfill their end of the deal and how if only they had been able to try again, then the tide would have turned, the flowers bloomed and everyone skipped off into the sunset with lots of cash.
What I want to see is how this next season has her name listed on everything.
I have seen pictures of her in her younger years, and her legs aren't that thin.
I think you have to be drinking for many years for those kinds of physical signs to appear, so I'm not sure if alcoholism has really caused that lack of muscle in her calves and legs.
Have we ever been given a clue, though, about what may have happened in the past with children? We do know about the frozen-grape killing of her cat but I can't recall anything about her, say, tormenting little kiddies when an adolescent or adult. Just the alleged eyelid-gluing incident with one of her contemporaries at university.
Can anybody shed light on this?
'Netflix bosses are 'worried' about dire reviews of Meghan's show and her $100m contract has NOT been renewed despite fanfare over 'second season''
This really makes you wonder about Netflix bosses. What did they expect?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14480873/Netflix-bosses-worried-reviews-Meghan-Markle-contract.html
(George the Giant Slayer)
King Charles must have some uncertain feelings with all these shenanigans.
Double enchunder
If it’s already shot
there’s not a lot
Her motley crew can do
They can edit all they want
with her flowery font
Dud one will be seasoned
as dud two…
@Maneki @GWAH Cheers 😘
@Okay
Seemingly they filmed 16 episodes
best first…
@KnitWit
Recipe for Sun teeth:
Place dentures in lemon water
leave for a week
Known side effects
acidic rictus grin 😬
@WildBoar
Was the grape frozen in distilled water with petals?
This upbringing 'caused him to suffer from 'generational trauma'.
Not because he lacked any material possessions, but because his emotional needs were not met.'. I wonder if his emotional needs are being met now with *. It would be interesting to know if his children, if they're with him and *, are indulged or if Harry is a strict father - assuming he has a say in their upbringing.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/royals/article-14434779/Inside-Prince-Harrys-indulgent-childhood-Charles-regrets-raised.html
Diana's idea of parenting was to have everything fun, giving the boys good time. That has nothing to do with raising the children. Any uncle or aunt can give good times to the children. As a mother of father to give children the idea who they are and what the world is is never easy and it takes time and effort. But Diana never behaved as a grown up human being, she was too unformed with her intellectual life.
I like it!
Meghan described the venture as “candid conversations” with “amazing women” about the success and struggles of their businesses.
She wrote on her Instagram account that she was “so excited” to share the news, describing recording the series as “absolutely eye-opening, inspiring…and fun!” '
What * knows about starting a company you could write on the back of a postage stamp.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/meghan-sussex-instagram-british-apple-b2714629.html
It totally reminds me of the Vogue cover where she could have easily put in QEII to be in the list and people would have been thrilled (especially her new inlaws). Now that was a woman who had a historic arc like no one else - being able to reign, marriage, kids, travel the world while meeting / greeting people while staying on top of the changes in the world and rarely putting a foot wrong. She did it and she broke the mold.
What is interesting in the timing of this drop. The first season dropped, news of the second season which is kind of more of what they have already in the can. So this is only the pre drop for the trailer drop and then the actual drop of the product. We haven't heard anything lately since the change of the name or status of any product(s) which will be sold at some point. In reality not a lot of hard and fast dates (other than the trailer drop and then the podcast drop) for anything.
What I wonder is: how will all the different ventures will be talked about by her - knowing what we know about how things have gone or not gone.
A parody of * Netflix show
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14493917/Netflix-comedian-savages-Love-Meghan-Whitney-Cumming.html
Netflix is not appearing to come down on people for criticizing another program of theirs. So this isn't a we are all 1 team here and we speak nicely about our co-programs.
What is way more subtle is how Whitney points out how she takes things (tea) and what she does or says about them (sun tea is no big deal). Whitney even says this is all directed at people in the castle.
I don't recall anyone else mentioning the digs.
What I do recall is the Prince William has a long memory.
*Founder or **Founder
You can lead a whore to culture
but you cannot make her think
Her forte lies
in telling lies
And cooking up a stink
A new plodcast
much like the last
Will no doubt sink and flounder
Groundmeg day
should really say
Confessions of a female bounder…
* Founder: Noun-creator
**Founder: Verb-sink
Anagram of As ever
Severa - latin
Severe, stern, steely, cold, austere
the list goes on…
Folie Bourgeois
Severa is hoping
we’ll give her a break
Forget all her insults
and the fact that she’s fake
Biting the hand that fed her
wedding cake
Disrespecting our Queen
Big Mistake…
Coerce
As ever Averse
it’s the markle curse
Intractable actions
perverse and adverse…
https://youtube.com/shorts/q0wSUAJoE9s?feature=shared
https://www.reddit.com/r/SaintMeghanMarkle/
(Dan Wootton Outspoken)
Sorebae
Confessions of a Email Hounder
5 am, respond to founder
Her reason for the early start
A reminder that she’s so
whip smart
Missing calls and rabid texts
Reply at once or she’ll be vexed
Ignore abuse to pave her part
Enjoy the reward
an ice cream cart…
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/prince-harry-visa-spare-court-trump-drugs-b2715995.html
this (increase) and the visa story which has been weaving back and forth for a while over there. Maybe it is something they know which they can't print (yet). Or, maybe they are just trolling - not because they don't know something but that they are bored and want to see if they can trigger a response. (hearing the theme from Jaws?)
Misconception
The British press will
neither forgive nor forget
Her media taunting
she’ll live to regret
Biding their time
super-injunctions in vaults
Incriminating evidence
of her many faults
Along with the divorce
the biggest worth
A Daily reminder
imaginary birth…
@Maneki
I’d love to elevate my poems with a few colourful phrases 😬
@GWAH
🥰
@Humor Me & @abbyh
Rinse & repeat
DM will defeat
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-14508539/Meghan-Markle-bakes-GREEN-waffles-celebrates-St-Patricks-Day-home-Prince-Harry-children.html
Just thinking about the mess, the clean up before thinking about how often is even one likely to be used on a regular basis.
(we don't have any)
A lawyer from the Department of Homeland Security said that Harry's application followed all the 'applicable rules and regulations'.
The statement was made in heavily redacted documents that were made public on Tuesday'...
We won't know any more as the file remains private.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14511457/prince-harry-immigration-docs-revealed-court-battle.html
'The Duchess of Sussex has again been told to amend the trademark application for her As Ever lifestyle brand over a series of errors.
Meghan has been given three months to respond in order to avoid having to abandon her attempts to register the trademark.
She has already been forced to rename the business because its original name, American Riviera Orchard (ARO), was reliant on a geographical location.
The latest setback could delay the launch of the business, which the Duchess has announced is coming this spring, and which will sell items including edible flower sprinkles, dried biscuit mixes, teas and a “fruit spread”.
Official documents reveal the As Ever trademark application could not be verified because a statement confirming intent was left unsigned.'
You'd think she would know by now. Once could be carelessness but twice? Does she genuinely want her business to get off the ground or does she sabotage everything so that it remains just an idea?
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/royal-family/2025/03/18/meghan-runs-into-new-trademark-trouble-over-lifestyle-brand/#:~:text=The%20Duchess%20of%20Sussex%20has,attempts%20to%20register%20the%20trademark.
https://uk.yahoo.com/news/staffordshire-woman-jailed-twice-tricking-173004324.html
She twice tricked her partner into believing that she was pregnant with twins and put on quite a performance.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14517791/Meghan-Markle-podcaster-handwritten-note.html
https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/106/590x/secondary/Kate-Middleton-news-evelina-childrens-hospital-2641700.jpg?r=1598647825276
Don't panic! Don't panic! It's a ducal coronet, not a crown - it hasn't any arches. Presumably, as the title hasn't yet been removed, it's just her reminding everyone yet again that she' s a duchess.
French magazine cover with headline "Everyone detests her"
Flie Snatcher
Meh’s shut her bouche
Delivered billet douche
Strawberries reaming
her heinous trap mouche…
@Maneki
So many poems
I could elevate for sure
Have to be careful
I’m not shown the door
So many things
we can’t say anymore
I’ll soon be known as
Magatha the bore…
Not abbyh’s fault or Nutty
Just the way it is…
If somebody is a bore, it's the doucheass.
'Meghan Markle is a person 'adrift on facts and reality', the former editor of Vanity Fair said today.
Graydon Carter, 75, who ran the society bible for 25 years, has revealed that the Duchess of Sussex made a baffling complaint when he made her the magazine's cover star in 2017.
Meghan had believed Vanity Fair had chosen her because of her 'charity work and philanthropy' - not her dating Prince Harry, he has claimed.'
He said he didn't know who she was when someone suggested putting her on the cover and that * said 'Excuse me, Is this going to all be about Prince Harry? Because I thought we were going to be talking about my charities and my philanthropy'.'
What charities and philanthropy? Of course, the interview had to be all about her, not the more famous Harry and she wanted to impress with her humanitarian stance and activism.
Grayson Carter 'believes the Duchess of Sussex, who wed the Duke in 2018, 'has run rings around poor Harry to get money, notoriety and a title.'
Since their royal nuptials in St George's Chapel in Windsor Castle in 2018, the Sussexes have stepped back from their duties in the royal family, moved to California, and had two children.
He said two years ago: 'I would measure the duration of the marriage in years rather than decades.''
She doesn't fool anyone now.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14529971/meghan-markle-vanity-fair-editor-2017-cover-star.html
One comment in the DM was ' "Slightly adrift on the facts and reality" is just as good as: "Recollections may vary" '. I like that! 'Slightly adrift', what a wonderful understatement.
I hadn't come across this site before but it's very heartening!
do you think these are the same two kids in both photos?
To say I'm sceptical would be an understatement - I'm not even sure if we're being shown children real ash blonde to rich mahogany is stretching it to beyond belief. Assuming they are real kids, they look like 4 different ones to me.
Also, Lillibet' is now 3, nearer 4, and `Archie' almost 6 which. to my way of thinking, doesn't tally with what we are shown in terms of size, weight and *'s probable arm strength.
Admittedly, I have little experience with young kids but I'd expect `Lillibet's' weight to be about the same as my old dog's and I can't imagine ever holding her with only one arm
Princess Madeleine is the daughter of King Carl Gustaf and Queen Silvia of Sweden a genuine princess and yet for her business she won't use her title. She is also extremely pretty. *, take note.
Have you seen this pic of "Archie"? This time he has a slight wave in his hair but his face is a bit out of focus.
'Meghan Markle and Gwyneth Paltrow address their 'breakfast war' in shock joint appearance amid rift rumors
Paltrow, filming in the kitchen of her sprawling home in the Montecito, replied: 'I genuinely do not understand this at all, whatsoever.' She then turned her head to ask someone off screen: 'Do you understand this?'
Paltrow quickly panned her iPhone camera to her right to reveal Montecito neighbour Meghan sitting beside her at the counter, who playfully shrugged her shoulders, giggled and leaned back in her chair while eating a piece of pie.'
https://www.reddit.com/r/BreakingNews24hr/comments/1jk5f0w/meghan_markle_and_gwyneth_paltrow_address_their/
Snuffed
Open wide
haphazards bride
Shovelling cake
Lingwyne by her side
Battle of candles
a tall ordure
Vagina v Anus
I can’t take anymore…
Cents and Sentebale
Oh dear
what can the matter be
Harry’s involvement
Sentebale catastrophe
Who’s to blame
surely not he
Ignore the twaddle
Follow the money…
On the surface, these two are in very similar lanes and actually share quite a few things in common: they both have podcasts and both have had shows for Netflix (Meghan’s is much more popular). Both transitioned from acting (although Meghan was more self-made). Both were married once before. Both have a girl and a boy. Both have had staffing issues and bumps with their business, both run e-commerce websites, and both have wavy hair (Meghan’s is much shinier). The medium they use is the same but the message is quite different: Meghan hasn’t sold any products yet and she is not in the wellness space that Gwyneth occupies.
Meghan is lifestyle and while wellness and lifestyle sometimes crossover, not in her case. As much as there is a heaving criticism of Meghan, the worst thing you can actually say about her is she a bit bland. She hasn’t promoted dubious medical advice or platformed people with very questionable credentials. All she’s done is make sun tea and green waffles and excel at being a royal. (I will never get over how perfect she was for that job and how badly The Firm fumbled it.)
https://www.laineygossip.com/meghan-markle-gwyneth-paltrow-execute-unintentionally-hilarious-first-appearance-together-flawlessly/80882
She looks ugly, but maybe that was what Paltrow wanted?
Something to do with his cancer but it is being described as minor.
Positive thoughts and prayers (from me at least).
Also, if you go over to CDAN, Grimm's daughter has posted a series of screen captures showing how this was set up by both women. A few months ago, Paltrow says something like "I don't know this woman" and now, here she is, eating pie in your kitchen in your video.
Ex-Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter bulldozes Meghan Markle in just five words
'The former editor of Vanity Fair, Graydon Carter, eviscerated Meghan Markle by calling her the “Undine Spragg of Montecito,” seemingly in reference to her life after splitting from the royal family and moving with Prince Harry across the pond back to her native California.
The famous journalist’s answer [when asked for his gut reaction to the Duchess of Sussex] was likely a comparison to Undine Spragg, a character featured in Edith Wharton’s 1913 novel “The Customs of the Country,” a social-climbing female who moves from the Midwest to try to make it in New York City’s high society.
Spragg devours various men of stature through marriage and separations, all to obtain her goal of being the belle of the ball in the big city.
She backstabs and manipulates others but “feels little satisfaction in achieving her goals and often finds herself haunted by her failures.”
The character is said to represent greed and ambition, and while she obtains everything she desires at the end of the book, Spragg remains unsatisfied with her life.'
................
'adrift on reality' was very good and this comparison is also very apt.
https://nypost.com/2025/03/27/entertainment/ex-vanity-fair-editor-calls-meghan-markle-the-undine-spragg-of-montecito/
*Bravo
Last leg Housewives
a real realite
Still primping Pot plants
and plating crudités
Waxing literally
for a wickless paltrow fee
Hell in a Hemp basket
With Love from Beverly
Hills - have eyes…
*as in villain, desperado
'Shoppers will receive their long-awaited pots in a very elaborate white case - which is almost twice the size of the product itself.
On social media, people were left baffled by the design, expecting it to contain a 'perfume' or a 'candle' instead. Others expressed environmental concerns over the amount of packaging used.'
One person wrote: 'Meghan!!!!!!! It’s just jam! It doesn’t require an entire presentation. This packaging is as pretentious as she is.'
Here is a photo
https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2025/03/28/12/96667745-14546679-Meghan_Markle_has_finally_revealed_what_the_new_packaging_for_he-a-76_1743166030403.jpg
I wonder if he's reflecting on the past while stuck at home and is wondering what could have been.
Mamalaid
Meige is in a bit of a jam
Spreading herself thin
with her raspberry sham
Commercial cauldrons
of sludge
to budge
Crystallised Ginger
her next fudged nudge…
@Maneki
All ardu 😘
@GWAH
Candlewick bedspread
and her sidekick
Lampwick 😉
@WildBoar
From what I can gather,
rather ambiguous, spreads don’t
use sugar as such but do use
fruit syrup, another form of sugar,
sneaky. Jam apparently must have
at least 40 percent fruit, spreads 30?
As Ever, she’s a jam sandwich short
of a picnic 🥪
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c89y9g83e92o
I hadn't come across the category of `fruit spread' before. As I suspected -
`The lower sugar content also means that fruit spreads are more prone to spoilage and require refrigeration to prevent mold and bacterial growth. This is in contrast to jam, which can be stored at room temperature due to its high sugar content.'
https://homediningkitchen.com/what-is-the-difference-between-fruit-jam-and-fruit-spread/
Do the labels tell the purchaser to use within say 3 days of opening? I bet *'s don't.
I wonder if she's using `pure' fruit syrup or flavoured glucose-fructose syrup?
`Welby's nothing but a poltroon'