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Are the Cambridges behind Meghan's run of bad press?

In Prince William and Catherine Middleton's engagement interview, William famously said that while the pair appeared calm, "We're like sort of ducks, very calm on the surface with little feet going under the water."

The phrase occurred to me again the other day when I saw yet another anti-Meghan screed from the Sun's Royal reporter, the New Zealand-born Dan Wootton.

Wootton, who is openly gay, is what Popbitch in its recent issue called "such good pals" with the Cambridge's press secretary, Christian Jones.

What role might Jones and the Cambridges be playing in the recent run of negative press about the Sussexes?


Keeping the kids away

William and Kate may not be the smartest people in the world, but they're also not the dumbest. 

Along with Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall, they seem to have had Meg's number early on, and William famously encouraged Harry not to marry her, or at least wait until he got to know her better.

They've done a good job of keeping their children away from Meg as well; apart from Meg's surprise appearance at last month's polo match, the only time they have been photographed with her is at formal family events and at Meghan's own wedding.

(There was a rumor at the time that the Cambridge kids had been kept so insulated that George asked at the wedding "Who's that lady with Harry?" I have never seen this rumor confirmed; as I recall, it came from a lipreader who had been watching the footage.)

The birthday greeting

Will and Kate have also done their very best not to be photographed with Archificial, the Sussexes' mysterious son.

While they were not able to avoid appearing in Archie's baptism photo - the one with metadata showing it was taken on May 8, only two dates after Archie was supposedly born - they look stiff and uncomfortable. 

(Internet sleuths have since taken the photo apart, suggesting it was Photoshopped. I'm neutral about that myself, but the odd metadata suggests something is off.)

One image that is certainly not Photoshopped is the footage of the Cambridges and the Sussexes together on Christmas Day 2018. 

This was the day that William "scarfed" Meghan, doggedly directing his attention towards rearranging with his scarf to avoid interacting with her. The insult was obvious enough to create a new entry on the Urban Dictionary.

How telling that the Cambridges (or their press secretary) would choose images from that day for Meghan's birthday greeting on August 4.  

Even in chilly Britain, celebrating a summer birthday with a photo of everyone in thick winter coats is unusual. 

(The always-bitchy Duke of York Instagram account saluted Meghan's birthday with an unflattering photo of Meghan looking heavy. It's a bad photo of Harry as well - the angle makes it look like he has an extra bone sticking out of his skull. And it's the wrong size for Instagram, but apparently Andrew's people didn't care.)

Feet beneath the water

Anyway, it sounds like the Cambridge duck feet may again be swimming rapidly beneath the water when it comes to removing Meghan from the Royal Family. 

Along with Charles, they have the most to lose from Meghan's devaluation and commercialization of the monarchy. 

Unlike Charles, they may still have enough energy to do something about it. 

It's also interesting that Christian Jones appears to be the weapon of choice. Jones was originally hired to work for both the Cambridges and the Sussexes; Meghan famously paraded him around a restaurant in Notting Hill shortly after he came on board, having called the paparazzi in advance. 

Jones seems to have gotten to know Meghan well enough to be resistant to her charms; when the courts of Cambridge and Sussex split, he went with the Cambridges. 

Will he be an active participant in Meghan's defenestration? He's one to watch, at least. 

If nothing else, silent approval

Royal reporters are careerists; most stay in the job for a decade or more. 

The last thing they want is to be on the palace's bad side, because that can mean a withdrawal of access to even the simple stories and events they need to please their editors (and readers, but of course it's the editors who sign the paycheques.)

It seems extremely unlikely to me that longtime Royal reporters like Camilla Long of the Sunday Times, whose article this Sunday was brutal, would be going as far as they do without at least tacit approval from the palace. 

Charles may or may not be offering that approval, but William almost certainly is.


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Edited on August 10 to add:


In a video interview on August 9, Wootton says:

"(Harry) will sit in that publicly funded mansion - because it’s not a cottage, it’s a £2.4million mansion refurbished by us on taxpayers money - he’ll watch the TV coverage and he’ll flick through the newspapers and look at all of those articles online about him, cursing his staff. 

"Rather than actually addressing the fact that much of the negativity towards the couple is coming from within the Royal Family.

“The Royal Family and staff of the Royal Family are the ones that are very often leaking these stories to the press.”


Top candidates from my point of view: Prince Andrew plus Williams press secretary Christian Jones and Lord Geidt's BP team.

Longshot candidate: Camilla. 


Comments

Kate said…
You make some good points. It’s hard to know really. I think Smeagle just brings out the worst in everyone!!
abbyh said…
Interesting thoughts. Never complain. Never explain. And, never stop your enemy when they are doing their own self destruction for you.
Girl with a Hat said…
off topic - it turns out that Meghan is copying once again - there already is a children's book about Meghan's beagle. It is called His Royal Dogness, Guy the Beagle: The Rebarkable True Story of Meghan Markle's Rescue Dog but it wasn't written by anyone close to Meghan. It came out at the time of Meghan and Harry's wedding.
Beth said…
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Beth said…
There is more going on behind the scenes that we don't know about now for William to have scarfed Meghan in such an overt manner, especially when he knew the cameras were on them leaving church. Also, as Nutty has pointed out they are keeping their distance, to the point where the Camb children don't really even know their aunt. Best that they not get too attached anyway. Forgive me if I have made this observation before but something just wasn't right at polo. Anyone who has had a baby can attest to the fact that the moment you enter a gathering, any loving aunt rushes up to grab the baby for a quick cuddle. There is no photographic evidence that Aunt Kate made any attempt to even acknowledge the nephew she so rarely sees. The scene was a lot different from George on Mike Tindall's shoulders, Mia Tindall on William's, and the cousins playing together recently. That's just how families are. Meghan seems an outsider and I think W and K are happy to have things that way.
Lime_Smoothie said…
I wouldn't describe Camilla Long as a royal reporter, she's the ST's Film Critic! However, she an expert at a hatchet job interview or opinion column, and is also a fully paid up member of the landed gentry. Her opinion will be very much reflective of the chat about MM in aristo circles.

I was fairly ambivalent about MM at first, she seemed a more interesting choice than some dull Home Counties deb. However, it has become apparent that she is Fergie 2.0 - a bit trashy/vulgar, doesn't understand why she is unloved and the more she tries to impress with projects to make people love her, the more the great British public and press dislike her.

She could rescue it if she buttoned her lip, took some advice and lowered her media profile, whilst upping the genuine charity work. I mean, there's NO WAY she will do that, as she wants to be an international celeb, so I'd give her three years tops.
Now! said…
Thanks for that correction. I must have confused her with The Telegraph’s Camilla Tominey, who is indeed a royal reporter and who has also been very critical of Meghan in recent weeks.
The Wiz said…
I actually think the Cambridges are quite bright--at least they are bright enough to surround themselves with the right people and to listen to their advice. That said, I find all of this sad. This is first and foremost a family -- albeit royal-- which is seemingly more and more divided by the day. It could have/should have turned-out so differently ...
gfbcpa said…
There are actually two books.

https://www.target.com/p/his-royal-dogness-guy-the-beagle-the-rebarkable-true-story-of-meghan-markle-s-rescue-dog/-/A-53992675

https://www.target.com/p/the-duchess-and-guy-by-nancy-furstinger-hardcover/-/A-53962694
Charlie said…
A lot of Meghan fans and journalists ans bloggers loyal to her are accusing Cambridges in it: spreading hate campaign against her, like everyone is racist and she's getting criticized for everything. Especially these thoughts showed up when William's cheating scandal blew up, that he was throwing her under the bus to make press stop talking about that Rose gal.

I'm just saying that Nutty's points make total sense, Cambridges clearly keep themselves as far as possible. But this argument about bad press against Meghan is spreading in her fan community really well, and they will used it more and more, blaming William for everything.
SwampWoman said…
I can certainly see where she, or they, have earned William's enmity by the sly attacks on Kate and now the children.
Suzette said…
Very amusing that the Kensington royal account added one of those insipid balloon emojis to the birthday greeting.
KayeC said…
@Beth, I thought the same thing about the polo. It was odd that Kate didn't even try to look at the baby, or hold him for a while, giving MM a break. It seemed very awkward.
Anonymous said…
Bingo.
Rut said…
I think William really really dislikes Meghan. Something happened between them or he knows something about her. Because William is normally very polite and NICE. For him to act they way he does around her something very serious must have happened.
Quite agree, the Cambridge's seem to be quite bright, very astute with judging how to play the long gamr. They have shown that time and again throughout their 20ish years together.
Also, in-laws or not, there's no way they would take all this slander lying down. It's been rudiculour for the past years - name calling Kate for every single thing, from her personality to her looks to her education, even dragging her family into this ! Plus, they say digs at the xhildrec which just seem to be growing by the day. So it's only understandable that while Willls may have decided to stay out of it initially, and even let the digs at Kate go, he would be filed by now , now that his kids are being dragged into it.
They have so many resources at their disposal - the press, world class PR gurus, palace advisors, loyal friends and all the Goodwill earned o ER the years...at some point they will want to use that to their advantage. If not them per session, then maybe the Cambridge's loyal friends/advisors/family members/staff might just have decided to stick up for them and do something about it.

It's not like any of them don't have enough ammo to use against the Sussexs in this fight.
Anonymous said…
I like Andrew's party popper - lovely choice.
Louise said…
Poor Guy ended up being run over, sustaining multiple fractures, at the grounds of Windsor or Buck Palace.

He was never mentioned again. It is presumed that he is dead.
Lime_Smoothie said…
I think its more that he has her number - she's clearly not in this for the long haul, she is a chancer who is using the situation to grow her celebrity status.

Reality is that being in the RF is a job, but she wants to opt out of the duty aspect in favour of meeting Beyonce at film premieres.
Lurking said…
I really don't think Charles will do anything and not because he lacks the energy. He's of the same mind as Smeg. Recall the Black Spider Letters where he revealed his concern over global warming, the destruction of the countryside, and some endangered bird. He has also pushed homeopathy within the NHS (is the Brit one National Health Service?) as a viable alternative to modern medicine. Smeg is into as well. Charles and Smeg are of like minds, so it's likely that he sees nothing wrong with her campaigning.

I wouldn't doubt for a minute that William is behind the negative press... and it's about time! With so much public sentiment against Smeg, the calls for a republic are becoming louder and louder. Not so loud that Charles has heard them though, but I doubt he reads the comment section of the Daily Mail or Daily Mirror.

Does anyone have the inside scoop as to why Smeg was kicked out of the polo match before the marriage?

Where was Smeg during (someone else's term, which is hilarious) Wankstock last week? Global elite meet seaside to virtue signal on climate change, you just know she was salivating at the mouth to be there. Why wasn't she?
donna nixon said…
So glad this was brought up. When I saw the way our Princess/Duchess Catherine stayed sat on the ground or moved away with Prince Louis it indicated she wanted no part of the S**t show that is Megan. Any normal occurrence would have been the eagerness to see and hold a new babe; especially as Princess/Duchess Catherine has stated she is feeling broody again. She certainly is a woman of class.

What was apparent was the fact that there was definite avoidance. Even with Prince George and Princess Charlotte who didn't clamour to see the babe. Prince Louis was being a normal babe sticking his tongue out playing with Mummy's sun shades. There was no interest in the babe nor Megan.

In my personal view, since Prince Harry and Megan have asked for privacy for their babe, the royal family are giving them that ten-fold by not interacting with the babe. For Megan, she will reap what she sows. Herself and the babe will not be included in the 'family' as other children who are born royal.
Louise said…
Hard to know what to make of Christian Jones. He also was reported to have some connection to her pimp Marcus Anderson.

And as we know, Marcus Anderson has some type of connection, possibly romantic, to Edward Enninful.

$mirkle was famously photographed out for tea with Jones in January, the same month that $mirkle claims to have met Enninful over a "steaming cup of tea".

At the time, everyone was asking why they hadn't just met at Kensington instead of making a big spectacle of meeting at a public restaurant.

As usual, all roads lead back to Soho house.

It sounds to me like their were some broken romantic relationships in the "Whooten/Jones/Enninful/Anderson/ insert other names here" circle that caused them to realign their allegiances.

But as to why the press is turning on Harry Markle, it seems pretty clear that the tipping point was the birth announcement, which had them reporting that $mirkle was in labour as the US networks were reporting that she was giving birth. The secret christening and the "no pictures" at Wimbleton also didn't help.

There is more than enough to turn the UK press against both Harry and $mirkle, without any help from William.

abbyh said…
This point about not wandering over during the polo to chat or hold or even look at the baby does speak volumes. Good catch. It was almost as if they were both attending polo but at different locations.

As for not let the kids wander over, my guess is that they didn't want one of the kids to say (in that loud piercing child voice) Why is she carrying a doll Mommy? My guess: the players in this chess game didn't want that revealed at that moment.

SwampWoman said…
@Beth and KayeC, very strange indeed. Perhaps it is a thing in posh families? (Nice descriptive word, posh. I suppose the younger gen use "bourgie" here.) I never got to hold my new baby when there was family around. When daughter got a bit older, she would pooch out her bottom lip if somebody NOT momma held her. Then the relatives would take turns making her pooch out her lip.

While we only saw pictures, it looked like a couple of strangers minding their own business, not family.
Anonymous said…
Lovely Catherine and steadfast William would never engage in this behavior. They love and support their brother and his beloved wife. Meghan is adored by Her Majesty and is favored above all others. It is reported that Her Majesty and Prince Phillip have honored Meghan with an entire wing at Balmoral and have made her a special cake. I am certain that HRH William and HRH Catherine will be joining them. Kate will even allow the children to help Meghan blow out all of the birthday candles. Everyone will be giggling. Kate and Meghan may even exchange some private texts about the wonder of motherhood. Of course, the children will have a hard time tearing themselves away from Archie, even for that bit of time, but as they all adore Meghan and this is a once-in-a-lifetime-special-only-for-Meghan cake, they will undertake this adorable gesture of love.

Okay, not really.

Hells to the yeah, I hope William or some of his fellow ducks are paddling hard to keep the BRF safe, but even more than that, to protect Kate and the children. I would not leave any living creature alone with that angry and contemptuous and disrespectful scarfee. I have read many times that contempt is the most dangerous of the emotions because, once felt, it is difficult to let go. And mix contempt with some of her other festering issues... yeah, no.
Anonymous said…
Lurking, it is quite possible to agree on some of the issues mm endorses without endorsing hypocrisy, lying, manipulation, greed, etc. I, too, have grave concerns re global warming, destruction of our entire, lots of endangered birds and other species, and have had acupuncture (in which I initially had no faith at all) treat a condition that modern medicine could not treat. Lavender and cold rags also help for my migraines. Because I hold some similar views to the mm on broad topics of global concern does not mean that her behavior is okay. I say this because I've seen so many posts linking these issues with the vileness that is mm, and they are not related. There are an equal number of foul celebrities with the opposite views.

If Charles isn't appalled by her crass-and-trash harlotry of all things BRF, I'd be very surprised. He, too, may be allowing all of this negative press to happen. It's hard to imagine that just because mm supports a cause he has long supported that he is willing to throw the entire monarchy into the fiery abyss, and that is what she is doing with both hands. And Harry seems to be helping.

On a related note, I haven't read the 'my wife is amazing' merde. Anyone seen that? Because I just can't.
Louise said…
I agree with your conclusion about Charles and $mirle, but for different reasons.

Until he was able to reunite with Camilla, Charles seems to have led a rather sad life, starting with his mother ignoring him at that infamous meeting at the train station, on to Gordonstoun "prison", being denied the chance to marry the woman that he loved, the misplaced blame for Diana's death and on to the endless mockery of his environmental interests that were considered unusual at the time but which are today considered mainstream.

Although Harry likes to play the victim, the truth is that Charles was far more badly treated throughout his life.

I noted that while Kensington and the Palace tweeted or Instagramed birthday greetings to $mirkle with one photo, Clarence House attached 3 photos.

Charles does seem to have a softness for $mirkle, and I'm wondering whether it is because she is wreaking revenge on the Palace in a way that he never could do himself. At his age, he knows that his reign as King will be very short and he has little to lose.

Unless William is able to wrest power from Charles, $mirkle may be unstoppable.
Lottie said…
I like your idea Nutty, it never crossed my mind before but the more i think about it, the more it makes perfect sense
I think if there is a slow poison being seeped out to the media by the Cambridge's then it is probably the best & most effective lethal method.
MM has a very malicious & destructive character trait.
She is not happy until she has taken everyone down that she sees as a threat or are of no value.
I fully believe that she leaked that story about William having an affair with Kate's
friend Rose to Celebrity gossip, i for one don't believe it happened
So if anyone has an invested interest to cut the fungal Markle from the tree, it's Prince William
I hope William is playing MM at her own game and he is the one that gets rid of her because it won't happen with airy fairy Charles.
Although Camilla could totally be relied on for support along with Princess Anne and Prince Andrew (wow...what a formidable force of characters Will has got behind him!)
The sooner the better, for everyone
I have a feeling that the only person in the family that remotely likes her is dimwit Harry

Also on another note
Did anyone else find it odd when Harry mentioned on Instagram for MM birthday's, he said 'an amazing wife'...but he failed to mention, 'and an amazing mother'....a little shout out from Archie would have seemed appropriate and fun, cheeky...all the things people used to say about Harry's personality before MM
It's also kind of normal for a new father to include a new baby in the greetings, especially in the early days
Nothing simple ever adds up with these two
Kat said…
I think only Prince Louis showed any interest in the doll MM was carrying. I'm sure by now Prince George and Princess Charlotte have caught enough whispers that their 'Aunt' is someone to avoid. If not from William and Kate, then from staff not realizing little ears were nearby.
Even Harry was stunned she was at the event with 'Archie', the entire thing still rings as desperate to show they're normal, yet nothing she sets up will ever be normal.
Lottie said…
Or on second thought they probably wanted privacy *eye-roll*
Miss_Christina said…
If the Cambridges really are behind all this, then it's really no more than what Smirkle deserves. I like to picture Meghan opening her Instagram page and screaming "Off with their heads!" at the obvious slam and some lowly assistant telling her in a lovely British accent, "You aren't allowed to do that anymore".
Louise said…
Lottie: I also took note of the fact that the baby was not mentioned, either as in "wife and mum" or "love, Harry and Archie"

I believe that this is very telling .. I do believe that there is a baby of unknown provenance and that Mr and Mrs $mirkles have not bonded with him.
Anonymous said…
Perhaps just allowing it all to come out is enough. Maybe W&C don't actually need to do anything to help it along?
Anonymous said…
Ooooh, now I am going to have to look at their royal wretchednesses.
Anonymous said…
Okay, I looked. One of those three photos is from the day he threw her out of his garden party. The other is with Camilla. IIRC, Camilla received no birthday wishes from the sussex duo. And yes, they're laughing, but without knowing what was happening between the two, those pics could signify one thing to us and something else quite different to mm. I have been there/done that myself. I'm sure others have as well. I noticed that Clarence House also went with one emoji (the party popper a la York and a quick look at the definition of a party popper could indicate something more than birthday.)

Anonymous said…
As an American, it is difficult to parse what is calculated and what is just the hunger of the media for some sort of story, but what is not difficult to understand that a majority of the negative press on them is due to machinations of their own devising. The stories that don't add up. The pregnancy that is, well, let's just leave it at that. The obviously photoshopped pictures released as official photos. The hoarding of a baby that doesn't seem to exist. Whatever criticism have been lobbed at the Royal Family over the years, there always seems to be some factual basis that can be spun in one way or the other, but you don't see a virtual firestorm of events/PR releases that just don't make sense over even a meager two-year period. What could be happening is that William and company have thrown up their hands and let these two have at it. Leaving them to their own devices couldn't be but the wisest strategy, IMO. They appear at professional functions in ill-fitting, wrinkled clothes, at some events they actually look like they are either drunk or on drugs, and have confused "the breath of fresh air" nonsense that greeted Meghan on her introduction into the family with what is actually unbridled and insufferable arrogance. Her penchant for wearing anything with a designer name on it whether it fits or not, and his devotion to suits that are years old and shoes with holes in the soles. These are THEIR choices for all the world to see. They clearly to not give a damn and expect everyone around them to ignore what is, again, their arrogance in assuming that whatever they do is acceptable because it is THEM. They have done nothing to stop this ever-escalating mountain of criticism, indeed, they seem to feed it without even half trying, e.g., ditching the Lion King premiere for the commemoration of those soldiers killed by the IRA bomb would have been a simple and honorable thing to do and would have given me pause in my growing contempt for them. Simple stuff like that would take the winds out of the sails of the hungrier reporters. Now there is blood in the water, and the reporters are going to go for the juggler. What William and company might have done is just step back and not protect them anymore. They have brought this on themselves with public relationship gaffs that are unforced. William doesn't have to do a thing.
Lurking said…
@Elle, Reine des Abeilles

How much is Charles really aware of? Much of the outcry has been in the comment sections of articles and on social media? We would have to assume he reads the gossip sections of traditional newspapers (either print or online) to be aware of what is going on. He's been through this before with Diane. Camilla, and Kate. The press building someone up and/or taking them down. (Less so with Diane.) He may consider it lather, rinse, repeat... and that it will blow over, so he's not currently stepping in. Do you think he's seeing more than just the screaming headlines? Are his advisers being truthful? Is he listening to anyone?

Charles's goal is to streamline the royal family and he's already shown a proclivity to meddle in political affairs. With $meg he could kill 2 birds with one stone. Placate the public by streamlining the royal family, that is, reduce the number of members of the royal family supported by the taxpayers. He's always meddled. I doubt having a few letters leaked stopped his meddling. With $meg he gets to test the waters to see how far the monarchy can tread into political affairs.

She could be sweetness itself to Charles, long enough to cover up her social and financial ambitions. I'm fairly sure she knows exactly which members of the royal family she needs to please... and right now, William is #3.

$meg's time is limited. Charles will have the regency position in a couple of years. William will take on more duties at that point. As William's duties and responsibilities increase, $meg and Harry will be increasingly sidelined.
Brand Suxxit is about making themselves relevant to avoid the inevitable sidelining.
Anonymous said…
"Wishing HRH The Duchess of Sussex a very Happy Birthday 🎂
‘Happy Birthday to my amazing wife. Thank you for joining me on this adventure!’ - Love, H"

No mention of Archie.

Are we sure the amazing wife didn't write this?

Also, this could be the reason for the birthday wishes, especially those from C&C. Sometimes we kill them with kindness. I often do that when someone is being particularly rude to me. It makes them look worse and I don't have to sink to their level.

From a tweet in the Sun article: Another wrote: “Seriously all the royal accounts wished her a proper birthday wish!! Something that she (Meghan) couldn’t do for them!”
Anonymous said…
Lurking, you raise good points, and I admit to bias, but I believe that the way things look and the way things are between them may be two different ducks.

I do not believe that Chas can be fooled by the ever-crass-and-always-inappropriate mm, not even for his tender ego's sake (and maybe because of it.) I am about to sound very snotty here, but I'm just basing this on what I've read about him and what I've seen in real life:

Chas is obviously conscious of class and "good breeding", etc. He would notice (and be offended/contemptuous of) mm's lack thereof. There is no other way to say it but that she will always be a Tanya Harding and never a Nancy Kerrigan (I use these two as archetypes, not as a judgment on their lives.)

It is hard to explain, but if you've been around old money and the old families (even old money that has run out), there is an innate (genetic?) quality to the snobbishness, and even if the old moneyer is the nicest and most down-to-earth type and may mingle with everyone happily and unpretentiously, that person is still going to deep-down notice.

In the case of mm, I'm sure Chas noticed right away, but if she had been a decent person otherwise, he would have overlooked it and been happy with her. But that is not the case w/mm. No, she has brought so much crassness into that family, and I do not see how he can overlook/accept that, and I believe that is just as much about who he is as it is about who she is. And I believe that she insults his deeply held values and reflects badly on him (and his ego). They may agree on the environment and a few other subjects, but who she is offends much more important and this is a man who values the opinions of others.

I also agree with what @Wizardwench wrote: "These are THEIR choices for all the world to see. They clearly to not give a damn and expect everyone around them to ignore what is, again, their arrogance in assuming that whatever they do is acceptable because it is THEM. They have done nothing to stop this ever-escalating mountain of criticism, indeed, they seem to feed it without even half trying, e.g., ditching the Lion King premiere for the commemoration of those soldiers killed by the IRA bomb would have been a simple and honorable thing to do and would have given me pause in my growing contempt for them. Simple stuff like that would take the winds out of the sails of the hungrier reporters. Now there is blood in the water, and the reporters are going to go for the juggler. What William and company might have done is just step back and not protect them anymore. They have brought this on themselves with public relationship gaffs that are unforced. William doesn't have to do a thing."

I have said repeatedly that stopping the sussexes from their behavior would be the worst tack to take if the BRF want to be rid of her. Stopping mm makes the situation (and her) look better in the short run, but it doesn't solve the problem. Allowing her to administer her own poison in copious quantities is the solution.
Beth said…
I just assumed that Meghan wrote that birthday wish herself and signed Harry's name. I never thought about the omission until Lottie mentioned it . Now I'm thinking that just after she hit send, it went something like "Oh !@#$, I forgot to mention little, um what's his name? Oh, yes. It's Archie. Right?"
Lottie said…
I'm sure that was a clever, subtle, sly dig from Prince Andrew, you can tell he doesn't like her
It would have been better if it was the photo of the family and all you saw of MM was the plume from her hat....haaahaaa

Party pooper definition is :
a person who refuses to join in the fun of a party; broadly : one who refuses to go along with everyone else.
SwampWoman said…
IF MM was interested in 'saving the environment' then she would have been living in a tiny house, living off the grid, collecting rainwater, growing her food, and wearing utilitarian natural fiber clothing. She would get around by bicycle or a small economic vehicle. She would have been blogging or YouTubing about how she beat the high cost of Toronto living by living in a tiny house, van, or truck turned into an RV. She would have out-Kondoed Mari Kondo at simplicity and minimalism. So, why didn't she/hasn't she? Because she was too busy blogging about conspicuous consumption. Because she was too busy chasing wealthy men.

As the song lyrics say "I ain't sayin' she's a gold digger, but she ain't messin' with no broke...."
Lurking said…
@Elle, Reine des Abeilles

It's all conjecture. I really can't say what's going on in any of their minds... alas, I don't read minds. I can only go by what is made public.

I've said the same thing another way... giving them enough rope to hang themselves. It's a dangerous game though. They need to give just enough rope or poison to do the job of getting rid of her (Harry as well?), without so much that it destroys the monarchy. Remember the balcony scene with the Queen, Prince Charles, Camilla, William, Kate, and children. No Harry present. Could Charles be letting it happen so that when Harry is cut off he still has some standing in the world? Brand Suxxit an established brand of ecowarriors with their very own charitable foundation, chaching.

I have been wondering about the cheating story (William and Rose.) What did the person who leaked it hope to gain? Was it merely deflection? Revenge? A calculated hit to damage their marriage? Only someone who is delusional or an imbecile would think there was a possibility that William and Kate would divorce and/or that William would renounce his title and claim to the throne. What was the benefit to the leaker? Why was it leaked at that particular time?
Anonymous said…
Yes, but "party popper":
"Party poppers are basically tiny sticks of dynamite inside a plastic seal."
It could be that mm is just a small bit of fun, or it could be something about to blow. Hard to say, but if Andrew does indeed know about her past yachting, he may be dangling that party popper to make her uncomfortable.
Anonymous said…
Agreed, agreed, agreed. As I said, it's the difference between the strand of garlic to protect against vampires and the wooden stake thru the heart of one. If mm is her own worst enemy, and we all agree that she is, then why fight her enemy for her? Why not let her fight her enemy alone and lose every time?
Anonymous said…
And I can only read some minds. MM's, for example: "Me..... money.... me, me and money, money and me, meeee, mememe, more me and more money, money, money, money, me.. what do you think of me? me, more me, a photo of me, more of me, they love me...." repeat loop.

Her mind is set to kiosk option on her own mental powerpoint presentation.

As for the rest, possible, but I say if mm is her own worst enemy, why fight it for her? Let her fight it herself, lose every time, and leave herself on the battlefield. I'm not doing CPR & from the looks of it, they aren't either.

I have never given any thought to Wills cheating. I think it's up there with his head on his MIL's lap. Something to leak to the press to take the heat off for one hot second.

Humor Me said…
@Lime_Smoothie, and anyone else......i want to read Camilla's column, and it too is blocked for us non-subscribers. Help! Please, as I cannot afford to support the British press - that's why I am here, LOL!!
Anonymous said…
You will find it here in full: https://the-charlatan-duchess.tumblr.com/

just keep scrolling, it's there :)

Humor Me said…
What I cannot figure out - at all - is how MM looks more pregnant/ post partum Now than when she was pregnant and immediately following - the meet Archie PR event.
I said then (at meet Archie) that she looked more pregnant than any time in the past 10 months. The past few outings she has looked immediate post partum, not resolving post partum. For someone fixated on outward appearances, I figured she would be in immediate slim-down mode, choosing her wardrobe carefully to hide and not emphasis her now- changed body. I just don't get it. And I do not wish to come off judgmental. The end does not match the beginning. SMH
Lurking said…
@Elle,

"I say if mm is her own worst enemy, why fight it for her?"

So much this. I have to scoff at the $meg syncophants screeching about protecting her. Protect her from herself?
Anonymous said…
Exactly!

hildarumpole said…
Prince Andrew's photo choice for the birthday wish is interesting. TOC was not a banner day for HRH Duchess of Sussex. She was sidelined by Anne's tactical maneuver on the balcony, ignored by everyone, with only herself to talk to, snapped at by Harry, and the capper was being brushed off by Prince George.
Anonymous said…
Nutties,

Because I am petty, I checked the birthday wishes from the BRF to MM and compared those to wishes to Catherine.

Four photos of Kate w/ a lovely note re her service.
"Happy Birthday to HRH The Duchess of Cambridge!

The Duchess undertakes royal duties in support of The Queen, both in the UK and overseas – and devotes her time to supporting charitable causes and organisations, several of which are centred around providing children with the best possible start in life."

https://www.instagram.com/p/BsaJOTZH1i9/?utm_source=ig_embed

One of MM reminding of the year she was born.

"Happy Birthday to The Duchess of Sussex. 🎂
The Duchess* was born on this day in 1981."

https://www.instagram.com/p/B0vBJirnjEA/

*I'll put 20 lbs on a hard choice between calling her "The Duchess" and "The Cheap Whore". And yeah, that 20 lbs was inspired by the photo they chose.

Charles has 3 of mm, 4 of Kate.

hildarumpole said…
Harry seems oddly detached from his son. He has mentioned him in speeches when he's trying to make a point about a larger subject, but at the polo match, he didn't appear to interact with him at all. The omission of his wife being a mother on their IG adds to the sketchiness about the situation.
Anonymous said…
Oh, what a fun observation and so true, IndplsBear!

Related note: I'm having such a hard time deciding between the light cheese popcorn and the full-on butter with cajun seasoning popcorn.
Anonymous said…
True observation. Also, HMTQ's was quite to my liking as well. (links below)
Jdubya said…
Hildarumpole. Yes. Harris always so animated around children. His behavior was off at polo match .

And Elle, dang your party poppers sound dangerous. Mine have confetti inside.
Anonymous said…
I found the definition online. I guess that's technically how they're made.

That said, I prefer the pop of the bubbly bottle to anything wrapped in plastic with explosives.
Jdubya said…
I hate auto correct . HARRY noT Harris
Humor Me said…
Elle - thank you . Yep, "frequent and unrelenting madness" sums up the past 10 days......
Humor Me said…
I wonder if she hit on him......
gfbcpa said…
If that dog could only talk.....
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Lime_Smoothie said…
Absolutely spot on - the household staff and hangers on have a knack of letting things slip to the press. Sometimes, they just blow the whole thing open - Lord Charteris' condemnation of Sarah Ferguson when the marriage was in trouble was spectacular 'vulgar, vulgar, vulgar - a complete vulgarian'.
Fuzzynavel said…
One can only hope there has been a financial cut off by any royal. They spend money like drinking water. I expected more kickback after the Vogue/Harry interview backlash. So maybe funds are running low again. It would be nice if they stayed out of the papers for a couple of weeks. Let our breathing and heart rates return to normal. Regardless, this will not end well for anyone. None of this was necessary if certain royals had acted.
JenS said…
I don't think the Cambridges are behind the spate of unfavourable news; they simply aren't shutting it down (as they shouldn't).

The royal reporters are reporters; they're trained to go after stories. They can't be blind to the number and tone of negative comments on all the sugary puff pieces about M, and they must be aware of the growing frustration with her reckless spending at taxpayer expense and self-righteous hypocrisy. Unless M's PR team is paying them to write/print fluff, they'll write what they think readers want to read (it's their job); right now, readers seem to want more tea and truth about the DivaDuchess. RRs will provide, unless there are explicit orders from KP or BP forbidding them.

The RRs are still angry about the shady way M and her PR people $crewed them over about the pregnancy, birth, birth certificate, godparents, and christening (only a few short months ago). RRs are used to having a cordial relationship with the RF, where certain rules and protocols are observed by both parties. They are not used to royals lying, gaslighting, manipulating, and treating them like vermin, denying everything, then screaming for privacy and pulling the race card while sucking up to celebrities. M and H have done it to themselves but are simply too woke and precious to understand, let alone take good advice from those who want to help them repair the damage. The press, like the public, is sick of getting burned by these two and gloves are coming off.

I'm sure W&K have been paddling away beneath the surface for some time, as they try to limit damage to the RF now and in the future. It's possible that HMTQ and the PoW have even delegated to them many of these behind-the-scenes tasks. I don't, however, see them waging a secret negative media campaign against M; she's doing just fine all by herself.
Unknown said…
Did you see the Twitter comments from Emily Andrews (2nd August)? She said that the false story about Priyanka visiting Archie came from Megan's camp. And also that Meghan's spokesperson gave Emily incorrect information about the baby shower, leading The Sun to put out a story about it, before it had actually happened! Both very embarrassig for the journalist/paper. So, possibly the journalists themselves are at the end of their tethers with them.
Aquagirl said…
If I were the Cambridge’s, I wouldn’t let Meghan anywhere near my children. She’s crazy and dangerous.
Anonymous said…
Nutty, I haven't scoured IG, but I read that none of her "close" friends are doing shout-outs re vogue and bday -- and then checked and not seeing anything. Strange, if true. Has she been ghosted?
Girl with a Hat said…
I think she is doing IVF to get a real baby because Archie was a dud. She didn't get the HRH for "her" son with him so she is trying again. You have to take all kinds of hormone shots and you can get quite bloated.
hildarumpole said…
Remember all the stories about a month ago about the Queen hosting a birthday party for Meghan at Balmoral? How's that going?
Aquagirl said…
Whoever asked why Meghan was removed from the Polo (pre-wedding.) H&M were broken up
at that point & she was stalking him. William had her removed.
Humor Me said…
Do we really believe Archie is a dud? as in not real? I cannot imagine HMTQ sanctioning this! We saw a few (less then 3) pix of Archie at the christening, and while he is not exactly a handsome baby, he looked real to me.
Now! said…
Jessica Mulroney commented on the @SussexRoyal post, I believe, as did Edward Enninful.
PaulaMP said…
so he has had her number from day one, interesting
Girl with a Hat said…
I do think they ordered a baby, but the baby wasn't granted the title she hoped for because no royal physicians witnessed the birth. I think she's trying to get pregnant so she can get a title for both (she is betting that they won't give the title to the second but not the first).
Anonymous said…
Oh, yes, I should have clarified - I meant real celebrities (Amal & George, Serena, Bey, her Bff Rhianna (remember that one lololol), Michelle & PBO, etc.)
Anonymous said…
Yes, PaulaMP, and it's worth googling the pictures. There is a series out there with her scurrying around and using the claw in the back of a car before she's run off by someone.
JL said…
Remember William’s shadowing stint at the secret service agency? I always felt certain that he was getting an eyeful about Meghan
there.
JL said…
Even if Charles is lost in his own world, Camilla clearly has mm’s number. Video of Camilla mocking mm exists and the look on Camilla’s face in that carriage at TOC varies from total rage to looking like she was about to cry.
JL said…
Here is an oddity that feels rather sinister. If you google Prince Harry, the articles that come up are all positive. Meanwhile if you Firefox Prince Harry, the articles that come up include negative ones. One could almost say attending that Google summit was well worth it for him. Bears watching.
Girl with a Hat said…
here is a poll that was recently conducted about Meghan's popularity. I think they over sampled the younger population

https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1161520/meghan-prince-harry-privacy-public-blacklash
Girl with a Hat said…
Yankee Wally on youtube says that she's spoken to Samantha about why she hasn't released her book yet. Samantha says that it's ready to go but she was hoping for a happy ending with Meghan reaching out to their father.
SwanSong said…
I think it’s well and truly over for W&H patching up their brotherly feud. I had hopes for it, but I think things are too far gone. Harry talking about his plans to only bring two children into the world was seen as a direct dig at William. He HAD to know the optics of that comment; that people would constantly bring up the fact that William & Kate have three. It’s as if Harry is inferring that Louis is one child too many for the welfare of the planet. William must be hurt, and justifiably so, as it was a low blow. I also wanted SOMEONE at Vogue to overrule Meghan’s editorial role and suggest that perhaps that inflammatory be removed altogether. Camilla Long’s article in the ST reads like a rebuttal written by William himself.

I also agree that William does not want his children photographed with Meghan. He will not let Meghan use them for her branding and PR purposes, as she is a master at the photo op. William quickly escorted his kids out of Windsor Chapel as soon as H&M’s wedding was over and they are never near her on the balcony. The polo match was beyond strange and will be referenced in all future biographies of this strange couple. I also think Edward Enninful’s days at British Vogue are numbered. More collateral damage for Meghan to step over....
PaulaMP said…
Wow ... and Harry still thought it was a good idea to marry her? Maybe the rumors that she has "something on him" are true? Those pictures of her at that wedding she crashed after they broke up are scary, she looks so evil in some of them
SwampWoman said…
I would imagine that the 'real' celebrities are afraid that the Royal Duchess will be couch surfing soon, and they do not want her as a permanent house guest.
SwampWoman said…
Well, if he loses his Vogue job, it will be his just desserts for having failed her.
Tin Hatter said…
A thousand times this!! When I saw the pictures at the polo match, I couldn't understand why Kate didn't interact with Meg and the baby at all. I remember when my ex-SIL gave birth to my niece, and even though I had just had a baby of my own and I could not STAND my ex-SIL, I would still go and coo over the baby. It wasn't the baby's fault her mom was a psycho. And as much as Kate famously loves babies, you'd think she'd have at least said hi. Which the paps would have been ALL OVER. But no.

(and YAY!! After following this blog for the past several months, I've finally come out! So nice to be around my peeps and have a place where I can safely share my thoughts. But UGH, the fear of Meg's peeps doxxing folks is real.)
Tin Hatter said…
I think Charles does have some sympathy toward MM, but only in the sense that he knows what having his choice in love being opposed has cost him. On one hand, I don't think he regrets Diana because otherwise, he wouldn't have his sons, but there has to be some bitterness there that he missed out on so much time with Camilla. My personal belief is that he initially tried to support MM because he didn't want that for his son. He's probably the one royal inclined to support her and he's probably doing his best to help her for that reason alone. But I think the more Harry distances himself from her, the more Charles will do the same.
Fifi LaRue said…
It was a Cambridge family event, and Markle crashed it. Even Harry looked unhappy when Markle appeared. Markle looked like a hillbilly searching for her man to come home from the bar. Except he wasn't at a bar. It was a private family event. Markle has a history of crashing events where she was never invited, or welcomed. Markle took Harry away from his family that polo day. Isolating him. And, carrying a doll. I don't believe there is a baby.
Tin Hatter said…
Nothing in that message sounds like anything other than PR bs. IRL, I imagine Harry saying, "it's her birthday? Blast. Here's a tenner to get her something." Or is he too cheap to spend even that much?
Tin Hatter said…
It was the same with the U.S. elections. Candidates that Google backed got better play in their search engines. Search engines not supported by Google had different coverage. Google is all about pay for play. And here we are, using them for our fun little discussions. *waves at the Google bots*
Fifi LaRue said…
Markle is gaining weight because she finally got her man, the ring's on the finger, and everyone has signed on the dotted line.
Anonymous said…
And yet her PR managed to get two lines of tripe into MSM. And the British people are paying for it. SMH.
Hikari said…
Swan,
I'm sure Megsy regards herself as the Mistress of the Photo Op merching opportunity. She's great at putting herself in front of cameras. The end result isn't exactly masterful. She looked like she'd well and truly lost it at the polo . . that was a huge poop emoji merching FAIL for that green designer burka she had on. $500 Givenchy sun shades or no, she really and truly looked like a homeless dreanged woman who'd wandered over to the polo ground from the adjacent tent city. I know the christiening photo had to have been taken/digitally altered well before it was posted, because that whole week leading up to the christening and the aftermath was a steadily increasing case of 'Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs'. She was obviously high/out of it at the baseball game, when being presented with two tiny jerseys for 'Archie' sent her into hysterics (either consciously or unconsciously copying 'Diana's laugh that bent her double') only it looked more like severe abdominal pain. She was obviously high, on Herself and possibly substances, too, at the Wimbledon, when her two friends were physically holding her up and giving her her stage directions.

The apex of the insanity was the polo match. She well and truly looked mad as in, barking, and the faces of any who were in her proximity reflected this. At the Lion King premiere she did not look anywhere near her best, but she at least looked like she'd rejoined the ranks of the sane. All in all, it's been a run of Epic Photo Op Fails for the Queen of Self-Promotion. Looks like her media darlings are throwing her to the wolves, finally.

I've read all the persuasive arguments for the RF's possible strategy in seeming to do nothing while London burns and their Mrs. Rochester is running merrily amok with the torch. They want her to utterly destroy herself . . which she is well on the way to doing, but readers of Jane Eyre will recall that the madwoman's eventual demise was gained only at the cost of supreme destruction. The 'castle' was reduced to smoldering embers and the 'King' was nearly killed. He survived, but he maimed for life.

Chas. and Co. should take that under advisement.

This madwoman seems to be Teflon; whatever mess she embroils herself in, whatever poison she flings slides off her and sticks to other people. She will eventually leave, or be escorted out of the family with a healthy cash settlement . . her reputation in tatters, but she does not care about that. She's well aware that she had no reputation to lose. Harry's reputation will be tainted forever, along with the rest of his family's. Her next liaison won't be so high profile, but a professional grifter like her will always find a way to get money and come out on top. Like the rats of Chernobyl, Meghan is a survivor.

Hikari said…
The fakery with Archie was the Palace's best chance of moving to get her out, under the guise of mental health treatment. We will likely never know when her ruse with the false pregnancy/surrogacy and/or private adoption was discovered . . . it was already out in the public domain, but it *was* discovered before Meg's endgame--ie., a babe in her arms to flaunt before cameras and merch as the newest titled Windsor heir. BP had to have some definitive proofs that there was no baby coming for Meg and Harry by mid-March at the latest. When she was in seclusion for so long, weeks and weeks dragging by with no announcement, I thought then they were getting ready to lower the boom on her schemes. It would have been severe Egg on Face time for the Palace (and the Queen) to have to admit publicly that they'd been duped for months over this baby, but that Meghan and Harry (the latter possibly/probably coerced into this public display of impending fatherhood) had acted without official knowledge in all of this; that there was no Baby Sussex and the Duchess was receiving residential care for mental health issues.

Imagine my chagrin, shock and disgust when the Baby Archie Circus Show kicked off in earnest with: false reports of labor/delivery; details of a hospital stay that never occurred; a false birth announcement--its falseness testified to by the lack of physicians' signatures; a fake birth certificate, also unsigned, even by the alleged father . . this is a form from the Internet that would not fool a savvy 8 year old, and yet we are being expected to accept it as 'proor' of Archie's legitimacy . . . fake photo calls, fake photos featuring members of the royal family. Wouldn't using the sovereign's image on unsanctioned press releases and disseminating them as genuine be tantamount to treason, essentially? The whole Fake Archie scam is treason. They *must* have definitive proof that if there is an Archie, he is not a Mountbatten-Windsor and he is not in the Sussex's custody. If they are failing to make a move against her because there is going to be splashback on themselves for being deceived, that's cowardice. It's not going to get any better with the passage of time, only worse. There is nothing preventing her from having another fake baby, seeing how she's gotten away with it the first time.



How can they end this now? "Archie" has been invoked in supposedly 'official' Palace announcements and portraits with the Queen . . he's receiving gifts. To announce NOW that the Sussexes are not the parents of him . . this is complicity in one of the most monstrous frauds of our time. The most audacious, certainly. Many royals of times gone by have had their provenance questioned--Harry being the latest--and there are whispers to fairly convincing proofs that many folks closer to the Crown--Victoria, for example--might not have been strictly legitimate. But back when royalty maintained an air of mystery, when there wasn't a 24/7 news cycle with endless photography and most people passed their entire lives without seeing their sovereign in person, these kinds of shenanigans were easier to get away with.
When was this particular polo match? I’ve never seen those pictures but I would like to see them. Thanks!
Anonymous said…
I do not understand women like this at all. It's like they're the female equivalent of the male sexual predator except that they're stalking men with money instead of young girls. I just don't get it. But I agree, Indybear, she's not the type to sit back and get fat just because she can. I guess there are women who do that, too, but again, makes no sense to me. Still, I don't think markle is one of them.
I'm not even convinced it is real, not padding, which she would definitely do to show she was preggers. IDK. This whole mess is weird.
hardyboys said…
I don't think the vogue editors days are over they aren't going to get rid of him in the middle of this unconscious bias fight with MM HRH and the public. There would be public outcry for days. He did nothing wrong also other than allow himself to be manipulated for the greater good by humanitarian megs. He was played
Hikari said…
Therefore, this should be harder for Meghan than it is . . and yet, unbelievably, she's taken it this far. If the family has proof that Archie is a hoax, that absolves them of claims of 'racism' for ousting her, doesn't it? If she can be revealed as the kind of person who would not only continuously lie for the better part of a year about being pregnant, while sporting a prop belly and accepting gifts for her unborn pillow . . and then proceed to continue the lying with fake photo shoots and such . . . most of the female population of the world would turn on her. Motherhood is viewed as a sacred estate, as someone pointed out--not a sideshow. The RF could then been seen as compassionate for funding her treatment for psychiatric disorders . . perhaps a Munchausen's diagnosis? . . while getting Harry quietly divorced from a person shown to be unfit due to insanity. Then he goes to Africa for a couple of years. Meghan will try to spin things to benefit herself no matter what, but if they would just release the news that she's the woman who Faked a Baby for attention and a greater helping of the Royal feedbag, she would be reviled no matter where she tried to go.

Kate Gosselin is an example of what Meghan's post-Royal celeb life will be like. I believe KG also suffers from NPD; she was a modestly attractive woman with aspirations to celebrity but no actual talent for it who got a taste of stardom when she got a TV show that was entirely predicated on a biological fluke of hers in producing multiple births. That exposure fed the monster and Kate morphed quickly from 'ordinary mom' to limelight-hogging narcissist. That narcissism was always there and just needed the right conditions to become full-blown. KG is now pretty much a laughingstock in the entertainment business who has alienated most of her former fans who loved her on her show with her husband. The Gosselin foundation was faulty and blew up under pressure. The Sussex one will too,. At least Kate Gosselin had real babies.
Tin Hatter said…
Your pettiness is appreciated as always.
Tin Hatter said…
The Kate Gosselin theory is probably the best and most accurate theory of what post-divorce life will look like for Meg. And funny how some of her kids figured it out and went to live with Jon. It says a lot that someone would choose to live with one of the biggest tools on the planet. We'll have to see how this plays out with Parchie. Even if the surrogate signed over custody, he may choose to go live with her eventually.
Hikari said…
I don't think Ed Enninful was played. His acquaintance with MM goes way back as part of the Soho House crowd Megs ran with and which was instrumental in getting her where she is today. MM BFF (and alleged pimp) Markus Anderson, owner of Soho House is in some cozy pictures with EE. Very cosy, you know, as in, those two were a romantic item. Maybe still are? Megs has a ton of gay men in influential positions doing her favors, and a number of influential straight men have certainly done her favors over the years.

I think the entire Harry-Meghan marriage was conceived by the Soho House crowd as a drugs and drink-fueled bet that they could help one of their own 'bag a royal' for their own amusement and social advancement. Megsy was their Eliza Doolittle. Ed ran with this crowd, and anyone who rises to the top job at a fashion institution like Vogue knows all about how that clandestine bitchy world of air-kisses and payback for favors operates. He wasn't played by Meghan; the two of them together were playing both the RF and the magazine buying public. EE is just as clueless to how regular people live and how her screeds would come across as she is . . I don't think anyone who doesn't buy into that vapid candy floss bellybutton gazing world could work in it without going mad from the hypocrisy and the shallowness of it all.

To EE's credit, he may not have been aware that she did not have permission from the Palace to do this project. I'm sure she lied to him routinely as well. She will say anything to anyone, promise anything, even to so-called 'dear friends' to get what she wants, and thent the fallout is never 'her' doing. She already threw EE under the bus when she 'apologized' for all the ads and the 'constraints' she was forced to work in. EE has realized by now that he didn't put nearly enough constraints on her. The cover was abysmal and the content was worse. Ultimately, the buck (or the pound) stops with him. He is editor in chief; she was a temporary employee whom he hired. If he does lose his job over this issue, he will be just the latest casualty in the MM trainwreck of broken dreams (other people's, never hers.) I'd be willing to bet anybody a pot of tea that MM has already ghosted Ed. She's gotten what she wanted.
Now! said…
I agree with Hikari in the sense that Ed Enninful is not a big baby or a victim - he's 47 years old and he's been in the magazine business since he was 17, when he started as an intern on I-D Magazine and was named its fashion director just a few months later. So - thirty years in the business. He ought to know better.

I think it's important to point out, however, that when Ed agreed to have Meg as a guest editor in January 2019, it wasn't publicly clear what a nutjob she was.

Sure, she'd announced her "pregnancy" at Eugenie's wedding and her tantrums at Australia House were well-known, but Ed could have written that off as nasty rumors from the racist British press.

It wasn't entirely clear until Archificial's birth in early May that Meg was totally cuckoo, and by that time it may have been too late to come up with another September issue, which probably goes to print in early July.
Now! said…
I notice this too while doing routine research for work.

Google openly leans left, and when I call up a controversial topic, I find that left-leaning sources always fill up the first page of results.

Lots of CNN, Washington Post, Buzzfeed, Vox, MSNBC etc.

So I'm not surprised that the Harry results are slightly tilted as well.

At some point, this is going to harm their competitive position.
ColleenS said…
I think it would have been hilarious if Kate had asked to hold the doll and "accidentally" dropped it!!
Lady Luvgood said…
I think Charles is quite content to let $meggy throw dirt at William and Kate, don’t forget his intense jealousy of Diana, which it has been stated more than once he has transferred to Wills, who is much beloved and enjoys a popularity that has always escaped Chaz.
Charles is a whiner, and has never understood why he hasn’t the gift of connection with the people like that of his late wife and their oldest son, he will soon have to come out of his self imposed see nothing, do nothing state as his job will soon be on the line.
Much like after Diana’s death, the Royals are terrible at taking the public’s temperature.
Hikari said…
I don't want to think of Charles as being so cold-hearted toward his own child, but there is a definite frostiness between William and the old pater. I don't think William allows Charles to see his children apart from semi-annual family photo opportunities. Of course, with Chas and Camilla both into their 70s and in ailing health (at least Camilla is ailing; she does not look it, but Charles has not looked too well for quite a while. Does gout affect the hands, or just the feet? He's the Prince of Puffy these days and his color is so high he looks like a boiled lobster. He used to be slim and not have this florid complexion. He is always depicted as smiling, but increasingly resembles an actor made up to play the landlord in Les Miserables, or an oversized Punch puppet. All of these signs point to hypertension to me, not just rosacea, as some of suggested. His fingers look like sausages. If they don't feel great at their ages, they may not have the energy to want to host three active kids of 6 and under, but if Wills was on good terms with his dad and stepmother, one would expect to see evidence that the families get together occasionally. This really does not happen, apart from birthday portraits and Trooping the Colour. And christenings, whether faux or real.

At the time of Diana's now-famous first public engagement as Princess of Wales, when she wowed the Welsh people and won their hearts, it was publicized at the time Chas's pouty reaction to his new wife's instant popularity with the people. I will never forget my dad's reaction: "What's wrong with him? What an a**hole!"

Indeed, it was an a**holey reaction, to be jealous of his young wife who had made such a success of her her new role, instead of being proud of her and thinking "Thank God! She's a natural and she can take some of the pressure off of me." You'd have thought after 36 years' worth of being continually in the spotlight, Chas would have been glad for a little break and someone to share the burden so brilliantly. But no. Jealousy is the reaction of the maturationally-stunted individual. It'd be like that for the rest of their marriage; she eclipsing him at every turn and he stewing in acidic jealousy.

William no doubt recalls vividly all those times that he sat outside the bathroom stuffing tissues underneath to his weeping mother on the other side. Charles is reaping what he's sown now. He is probably not even aware that he is repeating the very same patterns his own mother did with him . . . being chilly and remote with him, jealous even of the fact that his son will supercede him one day while at the same time being over-indulgent, publicly so, with his screw-up second-born son and his liaison(s) with unsuitable actresses. It'd be kind of funny if it weren't so sad.
SwampWoman said…
"It wasn't entirely clear until Archificial's birth in early May that Meg was totally cuckoo, and by that time it may have been too late to come up with another September issue, which probably goes to print in early July."

I would like to think that anybody bat merde crazy enough to fake a pregnancy and a childbirth would be locked up undergoing intensive psychiatric medication administration. I really, really would like to think that. If she hasn't actually assaulted anybody or physically stolen anything, it is very unlikely that she would be involuntarily committed in America. In England, I don't know.
ColleenS said…
Elle, you are an internet treasure!
Aquagirl said…
Good point! I forgot about that!
Girl with a Hat said…
I wonder if she came up with this idea of the fake pregnancy on her own, or if she was inspired by Amal Clooney. Enty on his podcast says that there was a trend of this in Hollywood but apart from Amal Clooney and Beyonce, I am not aware of any celebrities who tried to pull off a surrogate pregnancy as their own
Hikari said…
You'd think so, wouldn't you?

The Family should have denounced her the moment they discovered the baby brokerage/Moonbump situation, and not allowed her to continue the monstrous charade. That would have entailed issuing a statement about the level of deception which had already occurred, and how much the Palace was complicit. I know that medical issues are supposed to be private, but Meg is no longer a private citizen. She is a subject of her Majesty. The time to demand answers would have been when Meg refused to be attended by the Royal physicians. This would have occurred months before the sudden announcement of 'home birth/her own medical team' plans. The Palace should have been informed of the prenatal care she was receiving and by whom . .as a minimum. Meghan was supposedly carrying an heir to the throne of England; the Queen had a vested interest and therefore a right to be kept informed about how the pregnancy was progressing. Smeg was able to carry on her scheme for all those months owing to the natural distaste for and potential invasion of privacy issues over being demanded to provide 'proofs' of her pregnancy and share details of her medical care with third parties. But . . there was always going to be a day of reckoning--the day the baby was to be 'born'. That portion was certainly not thought out in advance. Now I have a sinking feeling that we, the public, are going to be expected to swallow the fiction that Archie is a normal baby and this is a normal family for years to come. Years.

Even Meg's supporters must feel that there is something quite 'off' about this baby and the contradictions between Meg and Harry supposedly having a new baby at home and their actions subsequent to becoming parents. The silence on behalf of the Palace is deafening, though. The crazy mad cow dressed in a burka and crashed the polo, carting around an oversized doll, playing her 'practically barefoot and possibly pregnant again' abandoned wife' schtick.

It's inconceivable that everyone is going along with such a crackpot scheme, I agree totally that it is. Many people cannot accept the Baby Archificial theory owing to how many people would have to be complicit in the pretense that Meghan's baby has been fake since the moment he was 'conceived'. They did get hold of a real infant for a few photos, it seems, but in no way shape or form has 'Archie' come to seem like a real person in many minds. He's a character which his parents have created and are exploiting. Owing to Meghan's lack of even basic proficiency in acting, though and her rampant narcissism, she really and truly believes that her scams are passing muster. That she could actually bring a plastic baby out in public with Harry's friends and family present and not be challenged. So far, it's working.

How long are they going to allow her to proceed with the charade? Will she get a wind up dolly and release pics of 'his first steps'? Pose with a larger inanimate child on his first day of nursery school? Eton? Is Archificial going to sit his A-levels for Cambridge and then do a stint in the Royal Navy, all lovingly captured on SussexRoyal (c)? How long can this seriously go on?

These are rhetorical questions, because no answers are forthcoming. Maybe they are waiting for her to debut Moonbump #2 and then they will nail her.
Maybe that will be our Christmas present? That'd be a present that kept on giving.
Aquagirl said…
@Bewildered: I would suggest checking out HarryMarkle. She’s got very detailed timelines on everything & lots of photos. But it was the summer after she crashed the wedding in Jamaica.
Aquagirl said…
The BRF HAD to know that she was faking her pregnancy. I remember a photo at an event where Teresa May was STARING at MM’s belly, and not trying to hide it. It was so obvious.
Aquagirl said…
Interesting photo in the DM yesterday. Oprah, Gail, Bradley Cooper, Katy Perry, Orlando Bloom, and a few others plus Ed Enninful on their way to one of Geffen’s yachts.
Aquagirl said…
@Mischi: You can add Angelina to your list. She did not give birth to the twins.
Aquagirl said…
@Hikari: The longer the BRF let this go on, the worse it will make them look. I agree, they should’ve called her out as soon as they knew she was faking the pregnancy. They look more and more complicit in her scheme as time passes.
Hikari said…
This is the first I'm hearing that Angie didn't have the twins herself.
They are obviously Jolie-Pitts, though. Shiloh, what of her?

If Angie did not give birth to the twins, then she quite disingenuously allowed herself to be praised by her 'Salt' director and marveled at by the general public for getting into such kick-ass shape and doing all her own stunts on an action film just four months postpartum.

I seriously don't trust anything I read in print any more. Nothing. Unless it concerns a mass shooting, and then I believe that. About celebrities and politicians I will believe sod all going forward. I guess I have Meghan to thank for that.
SwampWoman said…
I think exposing her could be...difficult. They might suspect, but I think only Harry, Meghan, and the surrogate (if there is one) know for sure. I do not know about the medical privacy laws there and whether the Queen could order them breached, but President Trump couldn't get information on how I'm doing in the hospital legally (although the NSA would likely know).

If there were a surrogate (or not), and there is a child, can you imagine the uproar if there were an accusation and a DNA test could be produced proving that he is their (biological) child? The consequences for being wrong are enormous. I think the RF would have to proceed very cautiously indeed.

If there is an actual nanny taking care of an actual child, I'd think that the bodily wastes have already been sneaky DNA tested.
Hikari said…
If "Archie" were genetically the child of Harry and Meghan, it seems like the family would have made a greater effort to welcome him . . unless of course the birth mother refused to give up custody. She is the natural mother under British law, but I think if the baby were genetically the Sussexes' sympathy would be with them, if they made a surrogacy plan in good faith that was not honored. IF they do have Archie, and he was Harry's baby, he would be made more welcome, I feel. Apart from the unconventional delivery, he would be of the royal line . . if it could be proven. DNA testing would have to have been done.

The continuing silence from the RF on the matter of Archie and the non-participation of the Queen or any of the RF members in official announcements and photographs, no gun salute, etc. means to me that if there is a baby, he has no genetic tie to the House of Windsor at all. They may have tried to adopt 'a' baby, and Lord G. or whoever made it worth the mother's while to keep him. Because if Meg and Harry had a little baby at their house, even if he were adopted and ineligible for a title, it's hard to fathom that a sweet baby would be completely ignored by any of his father's family.

Ergo . . . There is no baby at Fraudmore, which most likely does not exist, either, and Harry and Meghan are both crackers.

My sympathies were with Harry in the beginning of all this. Our man was crazy in love, thought I. He would not be the first, nor the last, man to be captivated by an entirely unsuitable woman and rush headlong into marriage, either from his own impetuous nature or because he was told (erroneously) that there was a little bun in the oven. Then of course the rapacious nature of the woman he has brought into his family was revealed in all its breathtaking audacity.

I no longer sympathize with Harry. He's as big a douche as his wife . . bigger, really, if she's the puppetmaster pulling his strings and he's dancing to her tune. I do not think there was ever love there, on either side. I think he met her on a yachting excursion and they did have some fun together for a few months. Then he thought he was moving on, only she refused to leave his life like his other flings had done. Maybe she's got some huge dirt on him. At this point, Harry's involvement in the death of an underage prostitute is the only thing bad enough I can imagine to have this kind of a potent hold over him. Drugs alone wouldn't do it because it's well-known that he uses drugs already. Maybe some autoerotic thing gone wrong, perhaps . .and the girl was underage.

Maybe. Or, maybe Smeg convinced him into going along with a 'Reality Show Marriage' as a way of sticking it to his brother, of whom he has always been jealous. She played upon his long-festering bitterness over his place in the pecking order and convinced him that with her, he could be A Star! . . eclipse William and Kate and rake in tons of money denied to him by his dad, and they could really live in style . . buy their own yacht, homes in several countries, et al. She sucked him into her glam-fantasies of the perfect celebrity lifestyle, and he bought it, because Haz is a shallow and immature person . . her perfect dupe, in a word. By this point, he's realized that she sold him a bill of goods and it's not working out, but he's in too deep now.

And we wonder why Harry is never at home? He's fleeing from the spectre of his own spectacular misjudgment. I'm glad I never bought any magazines or DVDs featuring the wedding because I would have to destroy them now. This couple has been bogus from Day 1, I'm afraid.
Hikari said…
It never occurred to me that it would be problematical or considered bizarre for the Queen to be kept informed of the health and welfare of her grandson's wife and their baby as she progressed through her pregnancy. From the standpoint of American HIPPA laws and probably similar laws in place for citizens of the UK, it would be intrusive for the head of state to have information about a woman's pregnancy. Also unconstitutional.

But . . Meghan is not in the United States any longer and she is not just any subject/citizen of the Queen. She is the consort of a direct heir to her line. This makes the product of her womb, also a direct heir to the Queen's line, her property, in a word. This is an odious concept perhaps, and it certainly ain't 'woke' to use one of Meghan's pet terms . . the oldest constitutional monarchy in the world is an archaic institution, with archaic protocols and traditions. This is, nonetheless, the institution with which Meghan WILLINGLY has joined and tied herself to. By saying 'I do' to Harry in an Anglican Church with the head of the Church of England and her new sovereign looking on, she vowed before God that she was OK with the terms and conditions of her new life.

Imagine if Kate, the mother of the future King had demanded absolute privacy, refused the Queen's doctors, refused medical witnesses, insisted on a home birth with non-official medical personnel and refused to release details of the birth or pose for photos outside the hospital. This wouldn't have flown, obviously. As the direct heir to the throne, George had to be known unconditionally and unquestioningly as the issue of William and 'of the body' of his legal wife. Catherine complied with all of this because she had nothing to hide. The complete and total noncompliance of Meghan points to everything to hide. Her baby is not important to the line of succession; Archie, if he exists, will never be a factor. But allowing the increasingly elaborate lie to spin out wider and wider in the public eye without correction sends the message loud and clear that the entire Royal machine is OK with such monstrous lies being disseminated as truths.

I don't see why exposing this lie has to be difficult. Her Majesty visits Harry and Meghan wherever they are living now and demands to see her new grandson. They produce him immediately or she will know the reason why. A live child, not a doll. If Archie is not at home, perhaps having taken himself out for a stroll, HM will settle in and wait with a pot of tea until he gets home. In the meantime, she will tour the vegan baby nursery and all the items which she has paid for so the baby can have a comfortable life. She can ask to see all the baby pictures they have taken.

They will not be able to produce any of the above. The Queen has to have been briefed that she was supposed to have met her latest great-grand several months ago and even posed for a photo with him at Windsor. It's damning that she was not in attendance at the christening . . if she cared for Harry, she'd be at such an important event in the life of his first child, wouldn't she, even if she had to come down from Balmoral for it.

They know . . they just are not letting on that they know, and that is what's infuriating.

Girl with a Hat said…
I don't think it's hard to check the kid's DNA. I mean, they have the entire British secret service at their disposal and looking through a rubbish bin to get a DNA sample isn't that difficult. I mean, they had a DNA sample of Ossama Bin Laden, so I don't think getting one of Archificial is going to be that difficult.
Girl with a Hat said…
I hate to tell you, Hikari, that no Hollywood star who says they do their own stunts does his/her own stunts except maybe for Jackie Chan and Tom Cruise. Sorry to take away your last illusions on the subject.
Girl with a Hat said…
I believe now that the Palace has acted. They got the surrogate mother to keep her child and that is how they have reacted to this entire charade. They are waiting to see how Harry and Meghan react before the Firm makes its next move. I believe that is why Harry is treating Meghan with such contempt. He is angry that the con did not work.
"I wonder if she hit on him......"

@Humor Me, I would guarantee you she hit on him and that that is just the tip of the iceberg of his clear disdain for her. If for no other reason than she was disrespecting his brother by doing so.
marvelousmagda said…
Adding to the existing list of why MM is gaining weight, it could be...With all the stress she has generated within such a short time, her adrenals could be on overload and stuck in "full on" mode. That will cause her body to conserve and create fat cells in abundance. If she hits adrenal burnout, she will be one tossed salad of raging hormones until she flames out and becomes a drooling, semi-comatose mess. Seen it, not pretty. Also, if she is older than advertised, with graying hair and other signs of premature aging, she could be entering into early menopause where the ovaries are trying to transfer their hormone production job to the already overworked adrenals, which will compensate by piling on the estrogen producing fat cells.
Ironically, I saw a website on thyroid/adrenal dysfunction and MM has many of the symptoms of cortisol dysfunction: defensive, argumentative, condescending, highly opinionated, brittle, negative, blaming everyone/thing else, obstinate denial of any of the above behaviors.
marvelousmagda said…
@Mischi, I agree with you. Thank God the RF have hopefully taken Archie out of the game. After the Google interlude where PH was invited and MM was at home, I am wondering if the PTB are wooing PH directly and MM is becoming a discard in their scheme of things. I just cannot imagine that MM would willing stay home from that three day, star studded, extravaganza unless she had no choice in the matter. Maybe PH feels he doesn't need her any more and that she has become a liability. Hence the contempt.
Anonymous said…
Hikari, if C&C only got to see the children on holidays, it's quite unlikely little Louis would have reached for Camilla so quickly and happily on the TTC balcony.
Ann Christensen said…
Is it possible that Harry operates under a golden umbrella of fear and regret ... Ever since the Queen had to stop and change all previous protocol (flag lowering, solemn formal nod to the passing casket)? Perhaps after all her years of diligent service and personal sacrifices, she was jarred at the astounding physical outpourings of love for Diana. She may be taking the attitude,"Well this time, the public has to be the referee and call foul on "unroyal" antics. It may have surprised her as a grandmother to be questioned.. Someone took William in hand and he is well-prepared and supported for his future role. Maybe Harry was the untended wild weed, and as he now publicly displays his personality, Queen E and her crew are leaving it to play out before risking specific remedies. She is demonstrating an ironic respect for what the public expressed when Harry was the little boy behind the casket. Burned once, not touching that again with a ten foot pole? After all, a more than adequate Prince William must be a huge comfort.
Anonymous said…
@ColleenS, why thank you! Now if you could edit that to say "Elle, you are an internet treasure, and also fabulously tall, thin, and look so much younger than your true age of "eternally 38", that would be perfect ;)

@Tin Hatter, look for more pettiness where that came from... and yes, @Indplsbear, I believe that the
"Happy Birthday to The Duchess of Sussex. 🎂
The Duchess* was born on this day in 1981."
was the bish-slap heard round the world. I've now seen it coming out elsewhere. I believe that there are others following the Nutties, just sayin', and dearest Catherine, if you are among us reading anonymously, please know that I'm always available to dish confidentially. Also, I will babysit (well, as long as the nannies are around, too) and if Lupo needs a puppynanny, do ring me. Elle

PS your SIL is merde o' the bat bonkers, so please be safe.
Anonymous said…
I can still hear the sound of markle's little claws scratching, scratching in the back of the car (I believe they refer to her as a raccoon in one video. It's all on video.)
Anonymous said…
I would agree that markle gave him the come-hither-hot-to-yacht look. I am sure Wills knows much, but I also believe that his disdain for her might also be linked to her Tanya-forever aura. Despite her "classy" facade, she's a K-Mart-bluelight-special and I imagine that would make William recoil, and triple that if Andrew and Skippy stopped over with videos for home-movie night.
Anonymous said…
Make that all past tense, Tin Hatter, and I'd agree.
Anonymous said…
Oh, and also note that there is no HRH with "The Duchess" and we know how megster loves that HRH.
Anonymous said…
LOLOL Swampie. Whenever I think of couch surfing, I think of Floyd: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIA-5l4tRyY

Of course, she'd be doing lines off some naked guy, but you get the idea.
Anonymous said…
It's possible, @Aquagirl, but they couldn't just knees up her on live TV. She refused their doctors. Chas and Wills aren't hitting that. So it would be hard to know and they can't jgo Jerry Springer on her (and that's the real shame of it all because who wouldn't like to see HMTQ & Kate pushing girlfriend and telling her to get back.)

Alas, it'll be something far more subtle (mm's own brand of poison tea). I also like the theory that the way the BRF are letting this blow up is by buying the surrogate off and having her keep the baby and then letting mm & Harry writhe in fear and pain. (I also like to imagine that this is on Lord G's Bump-And-Claw Playlist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4dzPIha93M inspired by Bobby A.)
Anonymous said…
Contempt is almost impossible to reverse, too.

I have read this theory and love it. It also speaks to the Lord-Gness of it all.
Anonymous said…
True, but it's hard to imagine that they wouldn't be somewhat annoyed by the rest of this spectacle de merde. HMTQ cannot live forever and she and Lord G know that Chas isn't going to man up (though William would, and oh, how I'd love to watch that!)
Girl with a Hat said…
@indybear - I believe that they will try to use any leverage they can against this woman because she has shown that she will go to any lengths to get what she wants and cannot be reined in with the normal tactics used for punishing members of the RF. If they can get her on that, they will defnitely use it.
eller from TX said…
@Louise: That poor dog was put down. Now--whether or not Guy was actually "ran over" at one of the palaces could be open for debate, IMO. Just like everything else surrounding Sparkle Farkle's Byzantine past and present, when I first read about her dogs--in particular Guy--I asked myself, "How in the world does a supposedly healthy and well-cared for pet end up with two broken legs?" I've been an on/off pet owner for most of my life, and yes, pets can have unfortunate accidents that cause debilitating or fatal injuries--but TWO broken legs? IMO, I definitely would not put it past someone like Sparkle Farkle to put down a healthy pet, because it had served her narcissistic/sociopathic needs and like everyone or anything else in her history, needed to be discarded.
eller from TX said…
OOPS!

I'm eller from TX and I wrote the above reply about what I think happened to Guy the dog. ETX.

eller from TX said…
eller from TX, here: When dealing with narcissists/sociopaths, you have to fight fire with fire, and I don't blame the Cambridges for trying to protect their own--either directly or indirectly through third parties.
Tin Hatter said…
Elle, yes, past tense would be more accurate.
Tin Hatter said…
I've always loved you Elle, but now that we've got merde o' the bat bonkers from you, you are truly our Queen.
Tin Hatter said…
@Aquagirl... RIGHT??? I saw that pic with all of them, and was like what?? I picture Meggie throwing an expensive vase against the wall at seeing that photo and realizing she isn't there. I just hope HMTQ had the good sense not to give her access to any of the good china. She's already ruining the monarchy, let's not give her the access to things of historical value.
SwishyFishy said…
When the story of Guy's broken legs was first reported, it was said that somehow the dog got out of Nottingham Cottage (this part isn't clear, i.e. who let the dog out...no song pun intended...but I highly doubt Meghan would admit it was her since she loves to shift blame) and Guy was hit by a security car. The dog was taken to Dr. Noel Fitzpatrick (aka the "Bionic Vet" or "Supervet" if you watch his TV show) . NOthing more was reoprted, despite people asking about Guy's health. Fitzpatrick is known to work miracles with animals, but I guess not this time. A reporter approached Fitzpatrick's vet services, which was not giving information, but someone let it slip that the dog was put down. The mainstream media never printed this. I suppose it would still be classified as hearsay, even though some tabloids did pick up the story. Incidentally, Dr. Noel Fitzpatrick was given an invite to the wedding, which he attended. Yep. She can't be bothered to invite her own family, but she will invite the man who euthanized her dog. Strange woman.
SwishyFishy said…
Andrew also, with Anne's help, cock-blocked Meghan's attempt to get near the queen so she could have some camera time. Andrew, in particular, was like a giant, red wall between the Sussexes and the Queen. There is also a point in the video, soon after the startup of the anthem, that Andrew subtly gives some really quick side eye in the direction of H&M.
SwishyFishy said…
I think she also flirts with Charles. He's been seemingly enamored of her attentions, unless it takes away from his time in the public eye (i.e. kicking them out of his birthday garden party early back in 2018, after Harry's speech). Might also explain why Camilla tired of her quite quickly. I think she played the flirty little orphan girl and got Charles to walk her down the aisle, making Charles feel important. She knows how to work people because she appeals to their shadow side. She finds the thing that is their Achilles heel and puffs them up.
Anonymous said…
Thank you, @Tin Hatter. I know exactly which tiara I want, too, lol.

And to think that I might never have been inspired were it not for markle's collective thumbprints...
Anonymous said…
Well, she did get the special cake...

Happy Birthday to The Duchess of Sussex. 🎂
The Duchess* was born on this day in 1981."

HMTQ can throw some shade. It's inspiring.

-- Elle, Reine des Abeilles
Not born on this day in 1981.
eller from TX said…
(eller from TX) @ SwishyFishy: "Strange woman," yes! This is why I question the murkiness surrounding poor Guy's demise. On one hand, Sparkle Farkle could have gathered a lot of sympathy from the general public by openly playing the role of a grief-stricken pet owner who sadly lost her beloved pet from an unfortunate accident. But, by leaving her other dog (sorry, I don't recall this pet's name) behind in Toronto with "friends" (my opinion is that she dropped this one off back at a local animal shelter--yet another *discard* in her life--under the premise of "not being able to bring him to the U.K."), Sparkle Farkle was already approaching thin ice in regards to her calculated image as a "humanitarian/animal rights advocate." And, when you add the theory that poor Guy may have outlived his purpose as a virtue-signalling prop for her, she had to concoct some vague story about an "accident" and Guy's noticeable absence in order to maintain this image. This is why I LMFAO over the irony when Duchess Sparkle Farkle was named The First Royal Patron of Animal Charity Mayhew. Really????
Anonymous said…

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7326005/Queen-unusually-close-relationship-Meghan-doesnt-feel-isolated-like-Diana.html

So, I guess Markle wasn't invited last year after all, and now this year:

"This comes following reports that the Queen invited Meghan to celebrate her 38th birthday at Balmoral Castle in Scotland over the weekend.

The Queen, 93, along with the Duke and Duchess of Cornwall, is said to be particularly fond of Meghan, who recently welcomed Archie with Prince Harry.

The trip would have been Meghan and Archie's first trip to the Scottish Castle, and the invite from the monarch was said to be a 'great honour'."

And that last bit is interesting -- this trip "would have been" her first trip. That has a "whoopsy daisy, it would have been your first trip, but guess what, so sad, not this year either" ring to it.

My first thought was that this whole piece was more PR from The Duchess born on *that* day in 1981.

But then I had another thought:

Maybe this is part of the see-how-hard-we-tried?-we-really-really-tried-and-it's-not-our-fault campaign. I've always thought that Duchess Hot-to-Yacht was treated so 'warmly' early on to provide this cover later, when it would inevitably needed. If that is the case and Buckingham Palace is laying the groundwork, then the duchess needs to line up another suitcase, and if Vanna White goes missing, we have a suspect.

Hikari said…
Not the actual dangerous 'stunts', no. But the running, the choreographed fighting and whatever the director and the insurance company deems acceptably low-risk. Even to simulate fighting or doing a sprint down a street requires a high level of fitness, but not want is beyond a normally athletic person. Angie's director said she slid into a doorframe while doing a fight scene and cut her forehead, requiring stitches. He could have just been telling porkies to make her look better, of course, but with his own integrity on the line, it doesn't seem like he'd mention it unprompted. Daniel Craig (age 51) has sustained a variety of injuries on all his Bond pictures and was recently seen limping on crutches . . I suppose he might have just tripped over a beer bottle at home. If so, he trips a lot.
MaLissa said…
I read somewhere pre-engagement that Charles said he'd met her but hoped that he doesn't marry her. I can't find it now but I thought - wow!! So I think he's being polite to her because Harry married her but I don't think he's "enamored" of her.
Hikari said…
I'm certain as well that Archie is 'out of the game'. Let's hope, if he is a real baby that he's loved, wherever he is, and has a better name than the one I gave to my cat.

Since foiling the Sussexes' plan to buy themselves a baby, the RF (and we) have had plenty of time to see how Harry and Meghan have reacted. They have reacted by: alienating the British press; releasing false statements; forging official birth documents; staging false photographs with HM and other members of the Royal Family; spreading rumors about the Cambridges; abusing social media; continuing to insist on privacy while flaunting themselves at various celebrity-studded events; dressing like homeless people; acting high; going AWOL without explanation; continually telling lies to the Queen; ignoring royal duties of long-standing and meaning to those involved because they want to hobnob with movie stars instead; pushing in where they are not wanted and were not invited; disregard any and all protocols for public behavior during engagements, including in the presence of the Queen; set up a bogus charity in their own names to grift money from donors on the pretext of being humanitarians; submit dodgy expenses to the Duchy of Cornwall; alienate the neighbors in a place where they don't even live; get embroiled in court proceedings over property . . . and continue to pretend when it's expedient that they actually have an infant at home, and generally look like the biggest asshats in the world while they demean their position and make the Queen look like weak and silly old woman and that goes double for Charles.

Did I miss anything? How much more 'reaction' from the Sussexes can we expect before they are well and truly dealt with in some definitive way?

If Smegs turns up pregnant now, after all of this, it's either an immaculate conception or she went donor-shopping again. Does anybody besides the sugars believe that they are living at Fraudmore in connubial bliss? I really don't think Harry would be interested anymore in her yacht girl tricks, especially the way she looks now. Her looks, very modest to begin with (all the wizards at Vanity Fair couldn't really turn that dog into a swan) are completely gone. The veneer is shattered and we all see the madness underneath.
Fifi LaRue said…
Markle is a viper. No wonder Prince George has no idea who Markle is. The Cambridges are very wise to protect their children, because Markle would use them as currency. Markle gossiped about Prince George early on, so the RF had Markle's number from the get-go. Everything is transactional, and everything/everyone is currency for Markle. Markle does not possess a conscience. People without a conscience play everyone.
Now! said…
Elle, I had the exact same reaction to that Daily Mail piece.

And I think this "Well, we definitely tried" campaign has been going on for awhile, ever since Markle got the chance to ride with the Queen on her private train.

The idea is to give journalists data points for a post-separation article, to rebut Markle's inevitable charges that nobody welcomed her because of her ethnic heritage.

For the same reason, Doria has been included in every possible official photo (the "Archie" presentation with the Queen and Prince Philip, the confirmation image) even though there's no proof that she ever left Los Angeles after last autumn's cookbook launch trip.

"We welcomed you, and we welcomed your Mom," is the narrative the royals are trying to sell.
Girl with a Hat said…
@Nutty - what do you mean that there's no proof she left L.A.? Wasn't she in the photos and with her daughter after the "birth"?
PaulaMP said…
That picture looked to me like it was photoshopped together and wasn't the date earlier than the actual christening?
Hikari said…
Nutty,

What are your feelings vis. 'the Official Photos of Archie'? I do believe that Doria made a few trips to London, probably paid for by the Duchy of Cornwall . . the wedding, the cookbook jaunt and a trip of undeterminate length when supposedly coming after Easter to 'help with the new baby'. I believe that she was in England in May but did not fly all the way from Los Angeles for the July 6th 'christening'.

My (cynical) take is that there haven't been any 'official' photographs of 'Archie'. I"m no Photoshop expert but my eye is very unsettled and unhappy with what it perceives from the images we have so far received purporting to be the happy family with members of the Royal clan. I believe both the presentation photo with the Queen and Philip and the formal christening portrait are fakes. Tech specs aside, something does not gel correctly about either composition.

Both are credited to Chris Allerton, the Sussexes' personal paid photog and first appeared on the Instagram accounts, right? This does not ring true of Elizabeth's MO--so submit to a photographer which is not the official Palace photographer and allow her image to be disseminated (most likely for money) by the Sussexes, and not the Palace. I believe that Doria was present in Windsor for both photo opportunities, but I don't feel the same about the presences of HRHs Philip, Charles, Camilla, Kate, William or the Queen. I think they were stuck in from other existing images, and that these little collage projects, the property of SussexRoyal, do not therefore constitute official photographs of the Royal family acknowledging Archie.

If, as I suspect, the Queen had nothing whatsoever to do with the placement of the unsigned announcement at the gates of BP or the release of the bogus birth certificate in which Harry's name is typed in but no signatures appear, then Archie has *yet* to be officially acknowledged by any members of the Royal family in the first three months of 'his' life. The Palace has not denounced any of these fraudulent images or documents, which I find interesting in the extreme, but maybe they are going with 'A non-denial denial is as good as a welcome.'
Hikari said…
I guess he did, didn't he? If William is letting grandpa and grandma see the kids, this is a positive development, a reproachment. I had read elsewhere that Charles had been known to complain to friends that his son didn't let him see the grandkids. This was pre-Louis; that little guy is such a happy ray of sunshine and based on the family portrait sitting last summer for Charles's birthday, Louis seems especially drawn to Grandpa. Maybe he's made a bridge between the families. I hope so. Charles may have been a crap dad but he seems eager to make up for it by being a doting granddad. I do wonder of Granny Camilla reeks of cigarettes and gin or just one or the other . . ?
JL said…
In the photo of the Queen and Prince Phil meeting the baby, Doria is wearing the same outfit as when she was in the UK for the cookbook. Also in the Christening photo, as said before and by others Charles and Camilla are wearing the exact same outfit as when Prince Louis was christened, right down to the shoes. Meanwhile Meghan is wearing the exact same shoes as in the Archie reveal video and the time stamp on the photo is the same day as the Archie reveal video yet of course the babies are vastly different sizes. Kate looks enormous in the Christening photo and Kate, who olays with color the way the Queen does is wearing pink not blue. The father’s day photo looks like an exact copy of one of Jessica Mulroney’s kids. And also looks like the father’s hand is hiding a nasal intubation of the baby.
Finally Zahara’s husband Mike, not known for his verbal caution, slipped up and said his daughters had not met Archie since he was born in April. On some level the Royal family is complicit. Wonder if the truth will ever be fully revealed?
Anonymous said…
@Nutty, that's it then! This is their tack. I knew it with the train, too, and now it's being trotted out again, I believe the end is nearer and Vanna White needs to watch her back because her contract is up in 2022 and somebody has to spin that wheel.
SwampWoman said…
Being in the public eye and faking a pregnancy and a birth is so far beyond crazy as to be unthinkable to me. Yet, every time I shake my head and say "Naaah, can't be! Nobody could possibly be so arrogant as to think that they wouldn't be found out and publicly humiliated and ridiculed!" I start to wonder. I wonder about her public dishevelment. Could her stylist be gone because she did not dare have anybody around that had visual evidence of no pregnancy? And what about mostly invisible Archie? I would have thought that she would be merching him to the max possible.

Then I start thinking about getting the husband involved in the fraud, and I'm back to "Naaaah, can't be!"

I'm dizzy from all this back and forth, y'all.

Anonymous said…
Yes, he did, and we know that Louis is incapable of faking it. (That child is so adorable!) Also, I read that Camilla quit smoking and is much the better for it, so I'm going to go with just gin, but a good one. I looked - Tanqueray Gordon and (for Chas) Juniper Green Organic hold the royal patents.
Beth said…
I wonder who kept leaking her departures and destinations? If she didn't want to create a media stir why not just stay at her hotel? I'm sure the Mark has a nice restaurant where she could dine under the direction of a forward thinking chef. The more she tries to control things, the more out of control things are.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7323039/Meghan-Markle-snuck-baby-shower-avoid-optics-attention-seeker.html
Hikari said…
Smurkle was the leak, of course.

The ENTIRE reason of that NYC trip was to be seen enjoying her transcontinental royal lifestyle . .aka 'The Duchess Does New York!' with all her bestie celeb pals!! Of course, this Duchess dressed like a Kardashian on the way back from the gym and forgot completely to bring her fetus with her, it seemed . . but we were supposed to be impressed. Apparently from what I read somewhere (probably Charlatan Duchess) the street was deserted and Smegs had to make some calls and rent some photographers to show up. If she and her guests and just slipped into the back entrance discreetly and stayed in the hotel, nobody would have noticed her or cared. New York City and the Mark hosts far bigger celebrities and dignitaries than Smeghan every day of the week.

If she'd had any interest in being discreet about partying with her rich friends, Amal Clooney could have hosted this do at her home in Oxfordshire, not far away and the guests could have flown to *her*. None of the guests were based in New York, so everybody had to get on a plane anyway . . and at least 3 or more of the guests were coming from the UK.

Beth said…
Hikari, do you think they went to Balmoral? I would think they would have accompanied Her Maj to church on Sunday if they had been there.
Girl with a Hat said…
no, I don't think they did. She would have appeared in all sorts of photos if she had.
Hikari said…
@indybear,
Oh, indeed. Isn't it a little bit funny, to quote Sir Elton, that the grandmother of the bambino-to-be was not among the glitterati guest list? It's her first grandchild and she was so warmly greeted by Prince Charles, who escorted her from the church and all . . can Markus Anderson and Smegsy's make-up guy claim to have met the Prince of Wales? But alas, Grandma Doria is a person of no account amongst this glittering circle . . she's just a humble yoga instructor who has managed to keep her dogs alive. It'd have been easier for her to fly to NY from LA than it was for the London-based celebrities to fly across the Atlantic . . unless of course they *all* practiced their environmental consciousness by taking Amal's private jet. Nobody seems to have captured any footage of Doria actually leaving the US/entering London Heathrow at any point since the wedding. Not good enough to rate an invite to the shower, but she turns up for the 'christening' across the water, wearing a new outfit. Those don't seem like her regular church clothes, so it seems that Meg did import her mom at least one other time during this sh*t show. Perhaps Doria was photographed in her pink finery when she came over for the cookbook thing and was inserted later? Or if she was there in May--wearing the same outfit as before isn't too odd for her . . she would have a modest wardrobe, nothing like the royals. Though--if she knew she'd be meeting 'The Duke' and the Queen at Windsor for a photo op with the new baby, she'd have probably dressed a bit smarter. Oh, that's right . . she never met HM and PP that day. She may have been introduced to them at the wedding, but not since. The christening outfit was lovely. Question is, when was it actually worn? My money's on May 6th, directly after the presentation of Archificial to the press. Her Maj and PP probably weren't in residence at all, leaving the kids to run amok playing dress-up and taking fake pictures, just like those Glamor Shots kiosks at the mall! Meg finagled one more all expenses paid trip to London for her mother to stand as a prop for these 'official' photos to demonstrate how devoted she is to her amazing woke Dior-clad daughter. I'm going to predict that that's it for Doria--she's served her purpose as mother of the bride/beaming grandmother of the spawn. Meg has probably ghosted her by now, too. At least until Megsy needs somewhere to stay in LA when she gets the boot. Then Doria will be useful again.

Doria is cute as buttons, but study her face closely in any of the images we've got of her . . at the wedding, she looked petrified and in the christening photo, that is the saddest new grandmother I have ever seen. Harry's aunts also look like they are suffering from dickey tummies. The whole charade is so very pathetic.

Hikari said…
Megatroid and Halfwit are not at Balmoral, I'm sure. Why would HM want to ruin her own holiday and everyone else's? I'm sure a family summit is in progress though as they vent about the Sussex disaster and make plans about What to Do About It. Harry's sided with her, at least, he hasn't actively tried to break away. Even without her around, he's his own special brand of hot mess.

Smeaghan won't be in Harry's life forever; long after she's a sordid footnote in Windsor family history, Harry will have the long reign of King William to reflect on his screw-ups. He'll be lucky to get a job cleaning up after the polo ponies in Durban or somewhere. I don't take Wills for a vindictive person, but Harry has proven that he's not trustworthy and his judgement is terrible. A King has to put the security of his house before a renegade brother.

Diana would be weeping at this. The estrangement of her boys is tragic . . and Harry has done this. We love bashing Megsy, but at the end of the day, Harry's the one that invited the vampire in. He is the author of all this, really . . .it's because of his flaws of character that she got anywhere near his family, and he didn't cut off her head (figuratively) when he had the chance.

Hikari said…
Correction above: May 8th. On May 6th Megsy was up all night giving birth.

C'mon, pull my finger!!
Anonymous said…
I have noticed that some of the DM comments are left open and allowed to run unmonitored into the thousands. Other pieces are shut down entirely. Could that be a clue as to the provenance of the story? Markle would definitely want her comments shut off, but others might have different agendas and want those comments.
Teasmade said…
Loved "than I gave to my cat." I can just see Archie the cat -- I envision a tuxedo cat, medium-hair. You are so so right: it's one of the human-yet-whimsical names we give pets: Stella, Louis, Candy, Ursula . . (hope I'm not offending anyone; these are actual examples from previous actual cats of mine.)
Girl with a Hat said…
I think the ones who are monitored have been paid for. There is some monitoring of all comments to remove hate speech, etc but when there are thousands of negative comments, it's a good sign that it hasn't been placed by her PR.
Now! said…
Not to get too tin-hatty, but it would be easy enough to have Doria stand in front of a green screen in Los Angeles with all of her confirmation finery on. Take the photo, Photo-shop it in. Allerton could have easily done it himself - no one would notice him flying in and out of Los Angeles.

I think if Doria had been to London, the Sussexes would have released more photos of her.

Anyway, why go to London? What is there for her to do there?

I can't see her helping out with Archificial; she only had one child herself, 38/42 years ago, and doesn't seem to have worked in any child-facing jobs since that time. What expertise would she have?

If she had been doing the tourist circuit, West End, etc. someone would have spotted her.

I say she never left LA.
JenS said…
I doubt Charles or his team have proof that Megs' PR is throwing dirt at W&K under her direction. That would be difficult to document, and they're not going to move on it without solid proof. I also think he has confidence in W&K to handle the dirt themselves (as they seem to ably be doing). Charles is focused on his own things and the looming transition when HMTQ steps down or passes away. Also, he's not exactly young and full of energy; Megsy's PR mudslinging is likely not a top priority.
JenS said…
Does Her Maj even know where Megs is living these days (probs not with Harry, and def not at FrogCott)? If the scandal comes out, it could wreck the RF, especially with the current pro-republic sentiments. She's got to tread discreetly.
Mischief Girl said…
Anyone who believes they can search Google for unbiased information is delusional. They are all about advertising and sales, my friends, and not providing helpful information.
marvelousmagda said…
Re: the New York baby shower trip. For all the reasons mentioned above about how awkward traveling to NYC was, yet the event took place, bc I believe that MM owed favors to certain persons for their assistance in the fake baby/surrogate/whatever scam and the bill came due. Hence the sudden rush to NYC on a private plane provided by certain persons. The really hinky part was not the appearance of MM all over town or the OTT shower, but her departure with unopened gifts in tow, which were not scanned by officials bc of diplomatic immunity. Why would an American citizen need diplomatic immunity to come and go in their own country? Suspicious cat here.
marvelousmagda said…
A HUGE thank you!! to whomever posted on whichever website I saw it on Re: August 4, 1900 was the Queen Mother's birthday. What a palate cleanser from the saccharine messages posted that day. Blessings.
KnitWit said…
The royal family may have been blindsided by MM, but they are responsible for Harry.

There is no excuse for him to be attending public functions as a royal looking disheveled. England is known for impeccable tailors. He is hurting their livelihood and reputation representing the British public in rumpled, mismatched clothes, worn shoes, etc.

Standing next to the queen of label whores makes him look even more rediculous.

He was raised to be a royal. They obviously could have been better support for him.

I know, he lost his mother at a young age.... boo hoo.... bla bla bla. Tragic. I lost my father at 14. Many people are raised in single parent households - without public sponsored royal lifestyles. Challenging childhoods do not excuse bad adult behavior.

punkinseed said…
Given Harry's reputation for heavy drinking, recreational drug use, foul temperament and overall immaturity in general, he fits the model for domestic violence. That's my guess for what Megs has over him, and the way she operates, she'd hold that over him like the Sword of Damocles.
Few men who have the low intelligence, combined with drinking and drugs are able to have much, if any impulse control. Harry's temper tantrums are well known, so it wouldn't be a stretch to include DV. Megs would use that to her advantage, because well... DV is very bad, but to call himself a feminist, etc? Whoa.
punkinseed said…
Elle, Mischi and Hikari, love reading your posts. You help me understand so much. I posted up blog my thoughts about the possibility that Megs might hold Domestic Violence over Harry somehow. He fits the profile of a DV. Thoughts? It would explain why Megs gets away with so much and also why the royal family look the other way.
Ozmanda said…
Elle - I once made a comment on a DM post about meg's yachting and Markus being her pimp - it was deleted and then reinstated. To me that is telling.
punkinseed said…
Haaa! Can I buy a vowel?
Anonymous said…
There are photos of her with other yachting types on yachts, so I believe that she was an expensive date. I also believe that there's some truth to the 'what Skippee knows' rumor. I would not be surprised if Andrew had seen her bottoms up in some form or another. In addition, I've always thought Marcus might have named SoHo after her. So I am not surprised re the DM post.
Anonymous said…
Hey Punkinseed, I love reading yours, too. I am no authority on much of anything, so take this for what it's worth (zero, nada, zip, zilch, etc.), but I don't see PH as the DV type. I think it is FAR more likely that she is based on the profile on women who abuse their husbands:

Domestic abuse is not limited to violence. Emotional and verbal abuse can be just as damaging. As a male, your spouse or partner may:

Verbally abuse you, belittle you, or humiliate you in front of friends, colleagues, or family, or on social media.
Be possessive, act jealous, or harass you with accusations of being unfaithful.
Take away your car keys or medications, try to control where you go and who you see.
Try to control how you spend money or deliberately default on joint financial obligations.
Make false allegations about you to your friends, employer, or the police, or find other ways to manipulate and isolate you.
Threaten to leave you and prevent you from seeing your kids if you report the abuse.

Harry no doubt is an immature rich boy who has never had to grow up or take any responsibilty for his life/actions. I see markle as his wake up bitch slap from the universe. But I don't see him being a DV kinda guy. Even Celt News did a couple of videos on him with convincing arguments that he's just an idiot, not an axxhole, and I concur. Again, my opinion means pretty much nada :)
Anonymous said…
Sure, but first, it's "Wheel of Fortune!"

Punkinseed, here's your clue:

Meghan Markle and an aunt in an Oscar winning film share this character description:

_____ ________ _____



punkinseed said…
Elle, my mind is totally blanking on it! Darn. Guess someone else needs to spin the wheel.
Hikari said…
@Jen
It saddens me that the fallout of the Meghan Madness is that it has leached away respect for the power of the Queen. I have always admired HM as a formidable person, and she is interwoven into the fabric of two centuries--she was Queen before so many seminal events of the 20th century happened. She's been a fixture in the universe since long before I was born. But post-Markle, Elizabeth Regina, the All-Seeing and All-Knowing, she of the quiet but steely indomitable spirit that has outlasted 13 Prime Ministers (and is now on her 14th) . . is reduced to a little doddering old woman who doesn't know where her grandson or her grandson's grifting American wife are living?

Brittania doesn't rule the waves any more that's for sure, if she can't keep track of her own family members--whom she pays for.

I so wish Sir Winston Churchill could come back and have an audience with Her Wokeness. I don't think Meghan is capable of genuine feeling, but I bet Winston could have made her cry, all right and repent of her sins . . or at least flee Britain, never to return.

As for treading discreetly, I'm sure that's their game plan. Her Majesty so far has been so very discreet, she's invisible in all of this. That's as discreet as it gets, and Elizabeth is a mistress of discretion.

Last I heard, Jack and Eugenie had moved into Nott Cott after their wedding, since the Suxxit duo was banished to Frogmore. Gene had been sharing an apartment with her sister at St. James Palace, where Andrew resides, but now Edo, her fiance is in there.

If Her Maj has no clue where Meg and Harry live, then we sure know sod all! So much for being head of MI-5. If the Suxxits have eluded MI-5, the world is screwed. Markle could be anywhere. :p
Hikari said…
So her ace card for forcing him to marry her is . . that he beat her? She could have gotten a really juicy settlement from the family if she could prove that Harry caused her injury through violence without marrying her abuser. Narcissists are sadists, not masochists. Marrying an abusive partner isn't going to make the abuse stop, only escalate. Meg's a Dom, not a Sub.

I don't doubt that Harry has a temper and poor impulse control, and that Markle has used these traits to her advantage. Someone who was rational and thought before he acted would never have gotten entrapped in her scheme. She could have made up a whole tapestry of lies about the abuse, of course, documented with faked-up pics of bruises and bandages. She is very chummy with at least one makeup artist and one photographer who will do what she wants.

If you ask me, Harry is the abused partner in this relationship. All the clutching and the clawing signifies her control over him. Her emotional dominance over him is plain to see. Harry is the weaker personality; if he weren't an easy mark, she would have picked another target. I wouldn't be surprised to hear that she hurts him physically, too, if staffers have things thrown at them, imagine what she could do to him at home. Harry is a strapping 6'1" or thereabouts, which would make admitted he were an abused husband shameful. She's half his size but size doesn't have anything to do with capacity for violence.

H. and M. were drawn together because they share a lot of the same darkness . . but MM has, and always has had the upper hand. Harry's a hot head, immature and has impulse issues . . but his wife is ruthless. Harry is misguided and self-centered but he's more thoughtless than ruthless. That's why he's got his wife directing everything he does.
Hikari said…
Tweey,
My Archie is actually a ginger tom cat (neutered). He is not technically at residence at my house; I seem to share custody of him with another neighbor . . a totally non-official arrangement. He seems to sleep at hers and eat at mine. At least, he turns up like clockwork at least once a day looking for a meal. I have a bigger yard and he and some of the neighborhood denizens hang out there. Big stray cat problem in my neighborhood.

I hadn't had a name for him for quite a while, but after May 8th, I decided I would name him "Archie Harrison", with a nod to the famous red-haired Archie from the comic books. Also, my cat is 100% real. :)
Hikari said…
@Elle and punkin, to earlier comment re. DV . . .seeing if this one goes through . .

n agreement that Harry is the abused partner here. All the clutching, clawing, overt symptoms of control. Emotional manipulation. She says jump, he looks to her to see how high.

She used his temper and impulsivity to her advantage in sucking him into a quickie wedding and turning his rage against his family into twisted devotion to her. She is a skillful manipulator. If Harry were a strong personality, she would have looked for an easier target. He was perfect.

He's a big guy and it's not easy to admit to being browbeaten and hurt by a woman half his size, but if she throws tea at assistants, I imagine he has been physically assaulted, too. Maybe that's why he is never at home these days . .out of her reach.
punkinseed said…
Hikari, you're probably right. Harry is a milquetoast.
Has anyone notices that Megs isn't love bombing Harry anymore? She hasn't praised him about anything for awhile. Hm. What's the next phase after love bombing stops? Gaslight?
I've been trying to understand and sum up what makes me have such contempt for Megs at this point. It's a long list of reasons of course, but what is the main one? For now I think it's because she is only out for what she can get from others, no matter who it is and her ends justify her means.
Remember when Thomas Markle said that Doria taught Megs from early childhood to never get involved with or befriend anyone unless he or she can do things for her? In other words, "What's in it for ME?" After reading that I cringe every time I read an article singing Doria's praises. ISH! What kind of a mom would teach a kid to think like that?
Anonymous said…
Am I the only person who thinks of this line from The Departed every time I see mm's grasping and greedy claw?
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