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No socks in Canada? On Meg's first post-break appearance

Whatever Meg learned from her time in Canada, it did not include wearing socks.

She stepped out of her Royal vehicle at Canada House today wearing velvet (velvet being a winter fabric) shoes, a long satin skirt (satin is also generally a winter fabric), and improbably bare legs.

London weather for January 7: 51 degrees Farenheit, 11 degrees Celsius. Check out how the people in the background are dressed.

Meg's 7+ weeks off - counting from her last official appearance on Rememberance Day, November 17 - have left her looking much the same as she did when she left.

Her hair (or wig) is still unstyled and her coat too short for the dress and rather wrinkled. (Wouldn't it be an idea to slip on the coat just moments before exiting the car, to avoid having long horizontal folds across the back of a garment you know you will be photographed?)

When she emerged from the engagement, there were visible sweat stains on the armpit area of her brown turtleneck sweater, and ill-fitting undergarments were visible in the camera flash.

Besides appearing to be in a cheerful (perhaps hyper) mood, Meg showed no signs of an extended sojourn in Canada.

While I am not intimately acquainted with the habits of hikers on Victoria Island, I believe those habits include wearing socks.

Harry looks thin

Prince Harry, meanwhile, looks terribly thin. Perhaps he did not enjoy Canadian cuisine, or whatever else was available on the estate of the oligarch where they supposedly spent several weeks. Or perhaps some other enjoyment is making him thin.

Harry does look a little better than the last time we saw him - he's standing up straight instead of wobbling, and his trousers are not covered with mysterious stains. 

The explanation for their visit to Canada House, to "thank the High Commissioner" for hosting them for their break in Canada, is a little shaky. Perhaps the Royal Family PR team did not provide them with any official events and this was the best they could do on their own. 

They also reportedly stopped by the Hubb Kitchen beforehand. The Hubb ladies seem to be part of the dwindling portion of the British population that still likes the Sussexes. 

What do you think about the Sussexes' reappearance?

Comments

Kate said…
Oh my goodness! Did you see her sweat marks under her armpits! That is really gross!!
Her hair was a mess and her outfit was terrible!
Miggy said…
Yes Kate - the sweat was awful!
How on earth could she not know?
Glow W said…
I thought her hair looked good, silky and shiny. She doesn’t have Kate’s hair.

They have RPOs with them and are in range rovers, so I assume this means they are still in the RF.
Miggy said…
@Tatty,

You can't be serious?

She looks dreadful. Scraggy hair, no tights, too much bronzer, crumpled... and that sweat!

What a disgrace!
CookieShark said…
Hot mess. It is my opinion she has missed the spotlight.

Louise said…
I am still puzzled by the need for an official thank you to the government of Canada for a private visit where no one saw them, other than the bogus run in with the CTV producer.

Either the Government of Canada was more involved than Trudeau let on, or they are working the Canadians for some kind of Canadian gig.... a Royal visit or perhaps looking to replace Uncle Andrew as trade envoy. The latter would allow the Smirkles to travel back and forth to Canada and other countries, all expenses paid.

I suspect a little of both. Given Trudeau's close relationship to the Smirkles via the Mulroneys and meeting at Invictus (and photo booth pictures of Trudeau's wife, Smirkle and Jessica Muloney), the government of Canada was, no doubt, involved in travel and security.

And now the Smirkles are milking the Canadian angle in order to get themselves out of the UK, at taxpayer expense.
Kate said…
It really is a disgrace. Why can’t she find tailored clothing like Kate or the Queen - where her outfit and coat are coordinated. She always looks a mess like she just throws clothes together and dashes out of the house.
Not sure why her hair was all tattered at the ends. She needs a haircut and some smoothing cream and someone to either straighten it or curl it but not this in between look she has going on.
I guess she learned nothing over the break on how to present herself.
Harry looked thin. At least his suit looked new and clean!
Humor Me said…
Observations: desperation - from the sweat stains, to the forced smile. This visit is a gamble.
A thank you visit for a private visit made public to appear like an official visit. Did you get all that?

And why the emphasis on Grenfell first? Another unofficial, but official visit?

The fact is - they are not on the court calendar at this point.

And can someone please explain to me the rumors fling around about MM not being able to cross the border? what border? Canada? Or did she try to enter the US? If I read properly - the family was in Canada for the 6 weeks.
Glow W said…
@miggy I went back and looked and I was looking at the top of her hair. The ends could be trimmed about 3 inches.
Louise said…
Tatty: You thought which hair looked good? The hair in the front or the back of her head.. because they are obviously two different colours and textures.

She really does look like Caitlyn Jenner with that wig.
PaisleyGirl said…
Tatty, I think they would have RPO's with them even if they were no longer working royals. Harry will always need RPO's.
Glow W said…
The court circular hasn’t been updated for today, including Sophie and Louise, but I do believe they (S and L) are on the royal diary for today. We will have to see if it gets updated.

If not, maybe something is up with their official roles, or maybe since this isn’t an official visit (because everyone is horrified that they are visiting for a private vacation) maybe it won’t be listed anyway. IDK. 🤷🏼‍♀️
Glow W said…
@paisley girl. Good point. Either way, they look like they are getting the VIP treatment.
lizzie said…
Wow. I wasn't sure they'd come back at all but I thought if they did, they'd look good. They surely don't.

Harry looks he's lost 20 lbs he didn't need to lose and in many of the DM photos, he doesn't look happy. Meghan's makeup is on so thick it looks like it's about to slide off her face. I just don't understand why she thinks that's a good look. And a wrinkled satin skirt? For daytime in January? Ugh. And a ragged wig/extensions with the majority of photos showing her with her hand in her hair? Really? How come her hair looked healthy on Suits and how did she manage to keep her hands out of it then?
First of all, the top isn't the same color as the skirt. Secondly, satin is After-Five wear. Armpit stains. Hair is atrocious. She's just not RF material. Modernization doesn't mean slobbish. She doesn't have a clue on how to put an outfit together, and she must not own a full-length mirror.

I'm harsh because she should know better by now, it's going on 2 years.
Louise said…
Humour me: The story about not being able to get into Canada or the USA makes no sense. She is an American citizen so can enter the US and as for Canada.. the Royal Family does not have problems entering Canada and Americans don't need visas to enter Canada.

And in light of the visit to Canada House today, it is obvious that the Canadian government was involved in their visit to Canada.
Hikari said…
Fresh from the online photos of their CH visit.

Last night and this morning I actually prayed hard that none of the British media would condescend to cover this asinine exercise in ego puffery, but alas! My prayers were not answered. Of course Meg is smiling big . . it's the first time she's had crowds and cops and barricades and cameras all assembled for Herself in what, 8 weeks?

The Dumbartons return from their all-too-brief sojourn out of our sight none the wiser, it appears. Harry wore his blue suit and looked more pulled together than we've seen him looking of late, but this man is a like a wraith, a shadow of his former self. During his soldiering days, Haz was robust, and though he thinned down a bit after leaving active service, he was still a healthy size. His frame is naturally more slim than William's, but he nearly appears frail these days. The hair loss since the wedding is alarming, also.

Meg once again is both over- and underdressed for the occasion. The dress and shoes are an rich color but both look too dressy for a morning visit to an embassy. This color palette is not at all flattering to her, and I might have thought she'd have gotten a clue after a very similar brown ensemble for the Christmas walk in 2017. No poop hat today, but the wig is matted, flat, and separating in rat tails down her back. Rachel, Rachel, merching again. The too-short, too pale coat is flapping open so we can (sort of) see the dress underneath, and I see a tacky gold ring and a trinkety charm bracelet similiar to one I had when I was 10, possibly from Avon. I'm sure hers cost a lot more, but the visual effect is the same. She has her 'Merching Pose' on, with her bracelet wearing hand held unnaturally near her face so the trinket is photographed.

So, back to business as usual, then. The face of Meg's RPO behind her says it all.
CookieShark said…
@ Humor Me, I always like your posts.

Perhaps the Grenfell visit first was their way of saying "We're back, and we're doing what we want."

Nice of them to thank the Canadians for their hospitality. When will they thank the palace for the 6 week break? From not exactly strenuous work?
KnitWit said…
Meg could get lots of publicity with a new hairstyle and makeover. Di got tons of positive press when she adopted her shorter chic style! Perhaps embrace her natural curls if she had any hair left under the ratty wigs.

My very chic 5th Ave auntie told me " a woman over 25 with long hair better be a good actress" Well.....

MM could claim as a new mother she needed an easier style....Every time I see her, I envision baby Archie yanking off her wig/extensions. Babies love to pull earrings and long hair -learned that the hard way.

It could be a visible and symbolic change! And a relief for those of us tired of her ratty wigs!
CatEyes said…
I guess one poster here who comments is visually impaired...bless her heart! But the reality is Meg is so stressed she has copious 'stress stress', ugh and peew!. There are medications for that, lol

Her hair is again 5 inches shorter on one side than the other, how strange, guess she only has enough money for "Half a Himalayan Yak Wig" (her left side). Since it is a dead animal hair, it doesn't shine and fall gracefully, after all yaks don't do beauty routines on their hair (neither does Meghan).

The coat length is such a common faux pas it is laughable. Even a commoner would know to have the coat longer (guess he ]r lack of funds make her buy coats by the inch instead of yards.

Pregnancy glow...how does that happen when you only can manage a birth by a surrogate. No amount of hormones will make that overused female parts workable again. She should of thought of that when she was yatching and casting couch surfing.

Miggy said…
Snipped from the DM article:

"Today's visit comes less than 24 hours after it was announced by Buckingham Palace. It is unheard of for a royal to undertake a Court Circular-documented engagement to thank a country that wasn't officially 'hosting' them. The trip was classed as private and no official engagements took place. But Harry and Meghan have always made clear they like to cast aside convention and do what is least expected."

Don't they just!!
Tea Cup said…
First thought? MM is heavily botoxed. She sensibly didn't go the frozen face route but you can tell she has about 20 units in her forehead plus another 5 above each brow (it gives the subtlest lift and mitigates a frozen forehead look by having the eyebrows ever so slightly raised). I would add she has another 10-20 units done around each of her eyes and under to diminish crows feet. This is patently obvious when she smiles broadly and the wrinkling
is barely perceptible in the outer canthi and smooth as a plank above the cheekbones. Even a child will show wrinkling in those spots; and then their elastic young skin snaps right back into place when relaxed.

I would also argue her bronzer is more toned down than usual because the contrast would be too stark i light of her pale legs and hands. I also think her fillers have finally settled into a more natural state.
Humor Me said…
@CookieShark - why thank you.
You are good with the shade yourself!
Let's all have a good day.
Glow W said…
@cateyes stop it with your woman shaming. “Overused female parts” there is no such thing. “Overused female parts”
CatEyes said…
RPO's with Meghan getting the VIP treatment...I wouldn't doubt the Queen, Charles and especially William wants to keep tabs on the despicable duo. I bet there are intelligence reports on them every day, where they go, who they meet and I would not be surprised that electronic surveillance is employed to find out what they are plotting, er 'saying'!! They can't be trusted after their ugly accusations toward the BRF and their whinging.
Louise said…
Tea Cup: I actually thought that her cheeks look fuller again, as they did for Trooping of the Colours
CatEyes said…
@tatty

Leave me alone you troll. I and others have mentioned her yachting here. Get your big boy/girl pants on and act civil. I am telling Nutty you are bothering me again.
This photo in the Express (the first solo picture)... Are those lumps on her face?

https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/1225119/meghan-markle-news-pictures-prince-harry-return-uk-canada-house-royal-news
Hikari said…
Kate and Narc's,

I concur totally that Meg's status as 'global fashion icon' is quizzical since the woman can't seem to dress herself. Whatever list put her on the 'Top 10 Best Dressed Women in the World', I'd like to know who and how much Meg paid for that (dubious) honor. How drunk would an entire panel of fashion editors have to be to put her on any Best Dressed list? Maybe 'Best Dressed' if the venue is a Halloween pet costume parade?

Harper's Bazaar used to be synonymous with cutting-edge fashion of the type the Duchess of Windsor or Hollywood icons favored. Now HB has got to stand for 'Her Bitch'.

"Meghan was absolutely glowing while wearing a chic, monochromatic outfit complete with a deep cocoa turtleneck sweater, a matching brown, sleek midi slip skirt paired with a Stella McCartney camel wool coat, and satin, pointed-toe Jimmy Choo pumps. Prince Harry donned his signature navy blue suit, crisp white button up, and a light blue tie with black oxford shoes."

Elsewhere Meg is praised for her 'masterful use of color blocking' . . only the too-short camel coat is NOT color blocked with the rest of the outfit. HB helpfully provides all the buying details for that coat if anybody still wants it after seeing it on MM.

'monochromatic' is 'One color' Not, 'Two colors', but since the DoC is reinventing the English language along with the British monarchy, for the purposes of Meg-centric 'fashion' articles (oxymoronic statement though that be), 'monochrome' means "Whatever Meg is wearing in the pictures we are hired to gush over in our once-reputable magazine.'

abbyh said…

Wow, first thoughts:

You guys are right! Those are a lot of sweat marks. And, I think the DM has published every one of them they were offered. (the mind wanders: gosh, and no photoshop ... would she have sued the DM had they taken that away from the photos instead of showing the whole and real her like the letter to her father)

The skirt is a little just at the edge of almost tight (look at the seams). I swear I see some VPL in one of them.

I thought the dress I saw in early photos of the prior trip was different. Didn't see much of it or many of them but I thought it might look nice.

I need to go back and look at what Tea Cup has said about the face.
Bravura said…
I'm going to be nice. I don't hate the ensemble. I do find the coat length odd with the skirt but again, going to be nice here. However, the ensemble is wholly inappropriate for the event and time of day. An evening event, sure. Maybe if she event pulled off a different kind of shoes I would be more forgiving. But the velvet shoes, satin skirt, silk shirt, and camel coat are way too many different textures and they compete instead of complement one another.

If she had stuck with the satin skirt and silk shirt and maybe some leather buckle heels, then I can see it pulling together better. Maybe even a pair of cute heeled boots under her skirt?

THE HAIR!! Okay, I get it - as a curly/wavy haired girl myself, I understand the battle with frizz. But lordy, put some Olaplex on that. Even if it's synthetic, do SOMETHING. Some deep conditioner or hair oil! SOMETHING to nourish those dry locks. They are screaming for moisture and some TLC. I understand she might be wearing a weave or wig or extensions, and no shame there. But at least learn how to take care of your hair properly. Even fake hair and wigs can't take high-use heat products without damage. Why didn't she just pull it back into a low bun or chignon? Something smart and chic? Why does it ALWAYS have to be down??

As for the glow - it's amazing what a good bronzer and liquid highlighter will do. ;) Her make up is way too heavy and sits in patches on her face, particularly around her eyes and cheeks. Probably because her skin is too dry? I am 38 as well so I understand the struggle with skin at this age. It's not like it used to be, Megs. You have to tailor your makeup routine accordingly. I don't care if you rock YSL or Chanel or Bobbi Brown make up - it's not gonna sit on your skin the same way it did in your 20's and early 30's. Lay off the heavy layers.
Fairy Crocodile said…
There is something so unnatural about these two. Thanking Canadian officials residing on British soil for the warm welcome by people in Canada somehow feels false and wrong. What stopped them from expressing thanks directly to the people of Canada on their official page, on Instagram, on Twitter while still in Canada? They do not hesitate to let the world know what they think. They could have visited a local charity to give it prominence and guarantee their appreciation of Canadians is felt.

Their foray into Canada house is just an excuse to be seen. Look at me me me. And it feels like a deliberate slap into face of the Brits - Canadians are lovely and you are all racists, we'll show you.

Every thing they do is wrong, badly thought, badly planned. They are unbelievable.
Hikari said…
Lurking With Spoon (love your name!),

My very first thought was that Meg hasn't lost any weight during the break because her face looks very round when she's not cracking a smile that would be wide enough to split her face but for all the Botox.

Alcohol bloat? Or more work done? In any case, neither her skin nor hair looked clean today. I wonder what she smells like in person. I haven't seen the flop sweat other posters alluded to, unless . .is there a picture of her with coat off? I've only seen the outside ones.

lizzie said…
@KnitWit said "Babies love to pull earrings and long hair -learned that the hard way."

Yeah, remember when Harry looked like he was going to sock that toddler who reached out to grab M's hair? Guess he thought the wig might be pulled off.
Louise said…
On the close up photos, you can see how poorly her highlighter is applied.. too shiny for day wear and not blended. I also think that she tried "baking" her undereye concealer and did a poor job (baking is a make up term.. the Kardashians like that approach.. too difficult to describe here.. there are videos on how to do it))
HappyDays said…
Woah! Mayhem’s face looks VERY different. Looks like she’s either had some work done or she’s just aging fast. In some shots, it looks like she is getting a bulge of fat in the curve where her chin ends and turns into her neck. They both look rough.

Also, pairing the bulkier knit sweater with a shiny satiny skirt just doesn’t work. Bad look.

As far as the PDA goes, I think the entire purpose of this visit, besides to get their faces in the media again, is to show them together holding hands, which is nothing new for them. I think it is performative PDA more than anything else.
Louise said…
Bravura: Her make up is so thick that she looks like a wax figurine.
PaisleyGirl said…
@Hikari, the Daily Mail article has been updated with all the underarm stain photos.
Humor Me said…
@Lurking with spoon - OMGosh!
that has got to be the fillers and / or botox.
Louise said…
She also needs a proper bra fitting and instructions not to wear a light coloured bra under a thin top.
@Hikari - the stains are pictured in this link:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7859867/Prince-Harry-Meghan-return-royal-duty-today-trip-Canadas-London-HQ.html
Girl with a Hat said…
@CatEyes, do the same thing I do with tatty's comments: ignore them.

She's the only person in the world to believe that Meghan looks good today. Oh, sorry, I should say the second person, the other being Meghan herself. Oops, sorry again. I think they are one and the same.
Lisa said…
Oh Lord what a mess! The pit stains (Mega, boots works there too hun), the hair, the wrinkled skirt. At least Haz seems to have been grifted a new pair of shoes for being a good boy.

I reckon they are angling for the GG spot in Canada for him.
Fairy Crocodile said…
@Paisley Girl. Goodness. If the RF sends them for another official mission I am done with the royals until Wills takes the throne. Then I will watch his attitude the those two and decide if to become a republican forever.
Glow W said…
Just throwing this out there SPECULATION

sweating during early pregnancy: https://www.rexona.com/ph/sweat-zone/pregnancy-sweat.html
Girl with a Hat said…
Tatty, you're being ridiculous.
Bravura said…
@ Louise, agreed. I think your assessment about her trying to bake is spot on. I was advised not to bake as it settles into the fine lines around your eyes and dries out the sensitive eye skin. Basically you cannot use the same tricks as younger skin. :(

@ Fairy Crocodile - Once again we are of the same mind. If they were that gracious for their stay in Canada, why did they not thank Canadians while in CANADA? Why on UK soil?

I think your assumption that they did it solely for optics and attention are 100% accurate. :)
Bravura said…
@ Tatty, excess sweating can also be linked to alcoholism and drug use.

Girl with a Hat said…
TorontoPaper1 from twitter said that he/she would be quite obvious at the visit to the High Commission today. Anybody get an idea of who that person might be?
HappyDays said…
Meghan to Harry: We really need to get our mugs in the press to maintain appearances. Let’s pop over to Canada House for a photo op.

Harry: Are you sure you really want to do that?

Meghan: Sure Harry. It’ll be no sweat.


Hmmmm. Her soaked underarms give her away. It’s winter in the UK and she’s sweating like it’s the middle of August in Alabama.
Girl with a Hat said…
If they are so gracious to the Canadian people for not doing much of anything, why so nasty to the Brits who forked over 25 million for their ridiculous nuptials?
Glow W said…
@bravura sure. I added one thing and you added two more. Now we can discuss 3.
Lisa said…
*botox, not boots
Hikari said…
Oh, I forgot to mention before . . .the camel coat is Stella McCartney and retails for $1150.00. Meg would want you to know.

Stella is going to be Markled like Jessica Meyer, I predict. Also in the line for Markling: PM Justin Trudeau & the staff of Canada House if it should ever come to light that the Harkles were never in Canada. I suppose they have plausible deniability. Though if the Harkles have actually been in Canada for the last six weeks, it is odd in the extreme that they waited to express any thanks to Canada or Canadians until after they returned home to London. If exposure was what they are after (and aren't they always?) why not visit an official building in Vancouver? Or a charity? Or Skype with PM Trudeau? We had zero collaboration that they were actually in Canada during their visit. A picture of Harry standing in front of a lake, but that's it. This fishy 'hiking/selfie' story. By making a big splashy visit to the Canadian embassy, H. and M. are manipulating reality again, I suspect. "Of course we were in Canada! We proved it by rolling up to Canada House to get our picture taken! Canada House is about 4000 miles away from where we stayed in Canada, but the fact that we're here means that we went to Canada!!"

Except that it doesn't, really. It means that Canada House staff are obliged to greet the Harkles and accept that they were in Canada on the Harkles' word alone. PM Trudeau was similarly obliged to believe them since he was in Ottawa working and couldn't drop by the oligarch's chalet in the woods for beer and pizza while Archie crawled around on the bearskin rug.

These two make so much noise about all their activities, I believe the authenticity of their actions to be in inverse proportion to the amount of noise they make. They arranged their very own 'Welcome Back from Canada, Your Highnesses!' reception (devoid of a peep from the Palace, seeing as theirs was not an official delegation. (You can say that again). Harry and Meghan are role-playing again. William and Kate take a lot of real vacations, and we never see them going or getting back, because their trips are *actual* as opposed to imaginary so they keep them on the QT.

Imaginary trips require a ticker tape parade and marching band and 2000 clicking shutters to convince folks they are real. My little theory.
NeutralObserver said…
For all those who posted on Archie's magical abilities. Genius, & thanks for the laughs.

Harry is grinning through clenched teeth in the photos in which he's smiling, in the others he looks as though he's in pain somewhere.

Meg's outfit looks incredibly cheap. Being so old, I'm not much into fashion these days, & follow Anna Wintour's advice & rewear my 30 year old Burberry coats, but wearing a coat that was shorter than my dress would mean I had to get somewhere in a hurry & that most of my wardrobe was at the drycleaners. Even in my impoverished student days, the synthetics Megs has on would have never touched my body. So looks like she's scrounging for the bucks, or the pounds, as the case may be. Sorry to make this about me, but I had a bit of a visceral reaction to the outfit.

All the stuff about Henry Vlll is fascinating. He was one bad, selfish dude, unfortunately his type keeps reoccurring in the human race, part of the reason a lot of countries have either done away with royalty or curtailed their powers enough to make them largely symbolic.

@Wild Boar, I can assure you that resentment of the BRF in the US is almost nonexistent in my experience. I think that the royals don't figure much in the American imagination, & when they do, they find them appealing & charming anachronisms. The socially insecure might enjoy or resent their snob appeal, depending on which way they roll. Any American who wants to do down the BRF for any reason is a nutter who should look to our own nation's issues. I think the RF as it's presently constituted in the UK (excluding Markle & Andrew, however), would probably be very popular & on firm ground in a country enjoying widespread prosperity & optimism about its future quality of life. Unfortunately, widespread prosperity & optimism have been in short supply in most of the developed world recently, & I think that Prince Charles is well aware of what happened to his cousins in Russia 100 yrs. ago. I think he'll do what he can to protect his family's future. JMO.
Glow W said…
@Mischi I thought you just said you ignore my comments lol. You are being ridiculous. Also, I am one person, Tatty. Stop accusing me of being more than one person. Otherwise I will say all the time that you are also Hikari and CatEyes and one anon. Perhaps you accuse me of something you do.

And yes, I think she is pregnant. Why don’t you accuse me of gaslighting you?
HappyDays said…
Mischi said...
If they are so gracious to the Canadian people for not doing much of anything, why so nasty to the Brits who forked over 25 million for their ridiculous nuptials?

@Mischi:
Add to the list the expenses for the renovation of Fraudmore Cottage, the couture clothing, the security, the staff, the travel.
PaisleyGirl said…
Also, when looking more closely at the photos of the Harkles arrival at Canada House, I noticed that Harry appeared to be pushing Meghan away when she tried to hold on to him. And she held his hand, while he kept his fingers outstretched.
Louise said…
The entire outfit is for sale on Schmirkle's Schmatas aka Meghan's Mirror. The sweater looks far better on the model who is wearing the correct size. Smirkle's sweater is too tight.

(The site is also merching face cream, but who would want to have skin like Smirkle?)
Anonymous said…
Wow, what a clown show, I can almost hear the Benny Hill theme song in my head. I think everything they do from this point on will be to create illusions while they grasp at the pitiful few straws they have left. This is desperation - good call Humor Me - playing the media 'Keeping Up Appearances' crap shoot and losing yet again, and she looks like he11 because she's living in it, and rightly so, she single-handedly dug her way into it. Her enabler seems too weak and emotionally unstable to dig them out.

They are Mirrors & Smoke personified, she of course is Mirrors, which apparently she forgot to look into before she left for this PR stunt to again lie to the world that all is well in the house of Sucksit. Looks like he could use a little more of that funny Smoke so he can take advantage of the munchies because he does look painfully ill/thin, which sort of nixes the possibility of him being in rehab all this time, where people come out looking much more healthy, refreshed, and usually several pounds heavier.

This appearance is yet another failed attempt to pull wool over everyone's eyes, when regardless we can clearly see what's really going on. I still think HMTQ told us what's going on in her speech and that it was no accident she used both words 'moon' and 'bumpy' in it.

Mirrors is a hot mess and a major liability to The Crown now just like Andrew, but I think unfortunately Smoke's stuck with her for the time being, until HMTQ's 'small steps' can be deployed. Some royal circles are claiming the battle's over, she's been out-maneuvered, and now it's all just a matter of time before they can end the war permanently and exile her to her personal he11 forever and ever, where hopefully she will have only earned a small blurb in history as Mrs. Engleson.
HappyDays said…
So nice they thanked the people of Canada. How often do they thank the people of the UK? Ingrates the both of them.
IEschew said…
Okay. First, I think we should totally ignore the sweat stains. I fear she wants to elicit comments so that she can reintroduce the you-know-what card. I believe she is that conniving and crazy.

I will comment on the full, shape-shifting face again (see previous thread), because I think she also wants to elicit pg
rumors, and I will seize on that so as not to fat shame her. I think women universally know that if there are figure issues they wish to mask, they shouldn’t put satin over them. And I think a large subset of them understand that is due not only to the sheen but also to the need to cut silk/satin on the bias. It’s unforgiving. So Meghan’s wearing it tells me she wants to highlight the curve that is indeed highlighted around her middle—I think she perpetually has curves in that area because it’s her shape, but I know she would not remove that rumpled coat and highlight it if she didn’t want the pg rumors started. Which is so interesting given Omid’s odd release yesterday.

She plays.

I die when I consider QE reviewing these photos. Just imagine the convo with the courtiers.
Girl with a Hat said…
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Girl with a Hat said…
the part in her wig is off centre. And can we see her visible panty line (VPL) in some photos? Honestly, it's like Harry brought the hooker he spent the night with and told her to put on a turtleneck to look more appropriate.
Bravura said…
@ Tatty, even on CDAN you made it very clear that you disagreed with anyone who thought Markle wasn't pregnant last time. We get it. Anyone who reads this blog and reads CDAN gets it. You don't have to continually champion that fact. And again, you seem to be pushing the concept that she's preggers when there can be a MYRIAD of reasons why a person is profusely sweating.

MAYBE IT'S THE HEAVY ASS CAMEL COAT SHE INSISTED ON WEARING? Have you ever worn a camel coat? They are heavy and it's far too mild in the UK for that kind of coat. Just my thoughts though having grown up in a temperate zone with similar weather and having been to the UK numerous times myself. It's in the 40's here today and I don't even have a jacket with me.

She can also be profusely sweating because maybe she's nervous. And maybe she has reason to be nervous? Hypohydration or excessive sweating is a known medical condition as well. Perhaps she has it? Stress and anxiety can increase adrenaline and cause you sweat more. I highly highly doubt she is preggers because, as a 38 year old myself who has been trying to conceive for 2 years now, it's not just that easy to get preggers at our age, no matter how god damn magical she wants to convey herself to be. Period.
NeutralObserver said…
I have an almost 40-year old camel colored Jaeger coat in mothballs somewhere that looks exactly like Megs' . If she had asked me, I would have sold it to her for $20, (maybe more, because since she's reportedly a millionairess, I would owe to myself to gouge her just a little bit.)

I've always told my kids that fashion gets boring after a certain age, because almost very look there is gets recycled again & again.
The outfit looks cheap, but at least it's appropriate daywear, & not a ball gown worn during office hours, as she's been known to do.

The photo where Harry is pushing Meg's hand away is below all the DM photos of them leaving. They're getting out of the car. You have to scroll down. A barrel of laughs, these two.
Dallas Alice said…
@Bravura
I understand the conception struggle. After years of trying, 3 IUI’s and IVF, I had my son exactly one week after my 39th birthday. My reproductive endocrinologist could never pinpoint the reason I could not conceive naturally. I do have thyroid disease, but it was well-managed. I did end up in full menopause by the time I was 48, however. Best wishes to you.
hardyboys said…
I wouldn't expect her to wear socks with a skirt? . And how can would one look like after spending 6 weeks in canada? This was a planned outing to show the world look at us were so happy and thank you canada for being so gracious to us. The PDA doesnt stop. She is aging very fast agree with the botox comments and so much PDA at her age is sad. However I heard she idolized Carolyn bessette. She was heavy into PDA. She too hung off JFK JR in every pic. The extent of the PDA is revolting. I think they are going to run away bc the backlash is so rampant. FM is at 5.1K comments and counting
Nelo said…
I told you all that the BRF is one lazy institution. We always overestimate them amd thats why the Sussexes get away with so much. Imagine the spectacle. How can this stupidity be recorded in the court circular as an official engagement? Anyway, Andrew was allowed to get away with so much so i don't expect the senile queen or weak Charles to do anything
Dallas Alice said…
Actually, that should be 46, not 48.
Dallas Alice said…
Back to the relevant subject: I have to admit I got a good laugh at her “I’m back, bitches!! Did ya miss me?” grin in the DM pics. It was such a nice holiday respite from her. So sad it couldn’t last a few decades longer.
KayeC said…
The turtle neck sweater tucked into a satin skirt. What!?! The entire outfit is un-cohesive, especially fabric wise. Colors could work, but not like this. It's such a jumbled mess.

I have always thought she should try wearing her hair natural, today is a major fail in that department too. (Thanks to this blog and commenters suggestions, even my own curly hair has improved and the frizz is at a minimum) It's possible, and she has the money (best product I found is $5) so why not give the extensions/wigs a rest?!

My brain is spinning looking at the outfit!! Has the money been cut off and this is all she could come up with?? Stella McCartney is not going to have a good year IMO.
Ziggy said…
In the DM pics she is all huge glamour smiles... but there is one pic where Harry is looking at someone and it looks like her mask slips and she's got the death stare.
MustySyphone said…
So many photographers/photographs! Didn't Harry say that every photographer's flash gives him PTSD? So why in heaven's name would you set up and go through with an unofficial (bogus) photo op? Are you purposely aggravating Harry's PTSD for another episode of Oprah's mental health documentary????? This is like giving a speech about how addictive social media is and then posting every thing you can think of. And if you can send an e card for Christmas I would think an e thank you card would suffice (and cost zero in RPOs funding).
Hikari said…
I wouldn't expect her to wear socks with a skirt, either. Stockings, however would be appropriate for such a dressy outfit in January. But Meg has only worn stockings like, three times since she's been married. If she refuses to wear them for the Queen when specifically ordered to, I wouldn't expect her to don pantyhose for this little jolly.

>>>And how would one look like after spending 6 weeks in Canada?<<<

Better than this, I would hope. It's not like they were staying in a log cabin for 6 weeks where they had to chop their own firewood and there was no running water, and they rolled up directly from the airport . . or packet steamer, whatever transported them from the New World.

Megsie obviously thought she was doing 'Glam!' in this outfit that would have been appropriate to a New Year's Eve party at the Canadian PM's mansion. So why wear such dressy pieces but get the hemlines wrong, no stockings, pit stains and matted hair? Good style is all of a piece and begins with good hygiene. Meg reminds me of a Swedish exchange student that attended high school with my sisters for year. She liked to dress up and go out dancing in spangly numbers . . but in lieu of bathing or washing her hair more than once every couple of weeks, she'd just douse herself in Estee Lauder's Beautiful.

I think of the Swedes as very hygienic people, so this girl may have been an anomoly.

She gave her host parents tons of grief for staying out late with boys. She was very, very popular with the boys because she was exotic, and easy. They didn't care that she stank as long as she was willing to put out, and I sense the same aesthetic has gotten Megs where she is today as well.
Piroska said…
In my family after such a long break and missing Christnmas and New Year with them the first thing we do is visit our grandparents and they are very much younger than the Queen and Prince Philip
Louise said…
Piroska: Very good point.
Glow W said…
@bravura I love how you all think I’m the authority of all things Megs. Thank you!!

Nutty has said I get to express my opinion here, and express it I will.

I don’t know what to say that some of you can’t control yourself about it or handle my opinion = not my problem.

Good luck with doing better on that.
abbyh said…

Interesting photo composition of H and M looking in different directions for each other, car in the background. Look at how differently each face shows wrinkles.

And, did you'll see this nice piece about W&K?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7860151/Prince-William-Kate-Middleton-new-look-Charles-Diana-royal-expert-claims.html

Glow W said…
@bravura I do wish you good luck with that, I have had friends who got pregnant at 38 (clomid) then again at 40 (spontaneous), my sister at 40 and 42(miscarry), both of those spontaneous though she did do 6 rounds of clomid and 3 IVF for #1 (mentioned are #2 and 3). And my friend had a surprise late in life pregnancy at 42 and carried to term but they both nearly died in delivery. They are both fine today and he is about 7/8.

You still have time to keel trying and Meghan certainly is young enough to get pregnant.

I do have a soft spot for anyone having trouble. Good luck. 🍀
Glow W said…
*sorry, I was unclear. Sister tried very hard for #1. 2 and 3 came out of the blue and are 4 and 2 now. #4 was spontaneous at 42 but ended early in a miscarriage.

At any rate, I thin Archie looks like a blend of H and M so either she carried him or there was a surrogate and the entire BRF are supporting the situation,p.
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Miggy said…
They wasted no time - it's already posted to their Instagram.
Glow W said…
From the Daily Mail article:

“However, the royal diary doesn't have any details of further engagements for the Duke and Duchess in the next month. Buckingham Palace told Mail Online that Harry and Meghan will be undertaking more royal events in the coming weeks, but were unable to confirm what they will be.”


BUckingham Palace CONFIRMED they will be undertaking more ROYAL events. They are clearly still royals representing the Queen.

I sure that is disappointing to many here.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7859867/Prince-Harry-Meghan-return-royal-duty-today-trip-Canadas-London-HQ.html
Miggy said…
Jeez - watch their Instagram video and listen to the music track they've used!!
NeutralObserver said…
@Hikari, Did not pay anything like $1150 for my old Jaeger coat, even adjusting for inflation, & it was made in Great Britain. Stella McCartney's is probably made by child slave labor in parts unknown, but at least the designer was British.

I looked for my camel coat, & I seem to have tossed it, (I don't keep everything forever!), but I found a navy Jaeger coat I bought at the same time. It's still a lovely coat. Unfortunately I don't wear it very often because it's too heavy for me. Lots of handbags & winter stuff weigh too much for me now, so it's microfibers & small bags.

Good catch for those who commented on the small bulges on Megs' figure. I thought she just didn't care, like in the SA mosque, but fueling pregnancy rumors might be her goal. Maybe she still has hopes for one of the frozen embryos in Canada. For the record, if the Harkles had used IVF for valid medical reasons, (not to preserve Megs' looks, although that ship seems to have sailed), I would have had no problems with it. They even would have performed a service by highlighting fertility issues. It would be up to the RF as to how to deal with the 'of the body' issue, & Archie's place in the succession, not us plebs. It was the apparent subterfuge that I found appalling. I know that Hollywood actors use beards, surrogates, whatever to preserve the appearance of ordinary family life, but I think the RF should avoid misleading the public if possible. If Archie has Harry's DNA, I think the RF is stuck with him, & to some degree, Megs. I think they're trying to figure out how to ease her out with as little disruption to themselves as possible. Maybe they will send them on another tour of African countries. If the Harkles offend enough of the Commonwealth, perhaps the RF can avoid possible cries of 'racism' when they finally manage to get rid of her.
KnitWit said…
Wish she would wear stockings. If she did, they would probably be fishnet anyway.
KitKatKisses said…
My first impression was that she looked drunk. Then I noticed her ankles are as white as mine, and I am of Northern European descent. I thought a satin skirt was an odd daytime choice. But what really got me is her face. She just looks so...I don't know...weird? Different? Puffy? Maybe it's like the fat Elvis vs. the skinny Elvis, except she isn't fat all over.

Harry looks haggard, still.

What a bizarre event, all the way around.
Miggy said…
Raphael lake - Follow Me - Lyrics

There's no distance in between
Darling you and me
Make this thing complete
We go drifting out to sea
Making memories
Your honey's oh so sweet
You'll always hold on
Prayin I won't move along
I'll always hold on
Hopin you'll miss me when I'm gone
So won't you follow me
Follow me
Won't you follow me
Follow me
See those shadows in your eyes
You could never hide
The thunder deep inside
See I love your passion dear
Makes it oh so clear
With laughter comes the tear
I'll always hold on
Knowin you'll miss me when I'm gone
So won't you follow me
Follow me
Won't you follow me
Follow me
Won't you follow me
Follow me
Won't you follow me
Follow me
There's no distance in between
Darling you and me
Make this thing complete
We go drifting out to sea
Making memories
Your honey's so sweet

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Bravura said…
@ Tatty - thank you for that. I am not trying to pick a fight with you or anyone here, but you and I have gone rounds before on CDAN (blogger wouldn't work for me there either so I was always an "unknown" - it's finally working for me here but it took me eons to be able to post). But aside from the Megs stuff (we can agree to disagree on her pregnancy stuff), I do thank you for your kind words about fertility struggles. It's been very hard, emotionally.

@Dallas Alice - thank you as well for your kind words and history <3 I am hopeful things will work out for us. :)

Without trying to be off topic, part of the reason the Megs and Archie thing gets under my skin so much is that, as someone who would literally give my arm for a child, here you have Megs and Harry with this beautiful baby boy and they seemingly behave as if they can't be bothered with him. There seems to be zero affection, zero maternal instinct, and her behavior and comments about him just demonstrate someone who has probably spent very little time with young children or her "own" child. If she carried Archie as she alleges, why isn't she bonded with him? When you carry a child you are acutely aware that you are carrying something precious. Every mum I know (be it family or friends) is very close to their children, especially their babies.

Her continued behavior, her choice of clothing, her hair styles (as someone pointed out earlier) with the long loose hair and jewelry, all speak of someone doesn't spend time with an infant or toddler, let alone their own child.

Hell, give Archie to me. I'll spoil him rotten and spam my Instagram and Facebook with all kinds of unedited pictures of him on the daily. ;)
KayeC said…
@Ziggy, yes glam smile is a perfect description. PH on the other hand, not so much. She looked very pleased with herself with every click and flash.
Glow W said…
@bravura HUGS we can disagree and still be kind. I wish you all the luck in the world with your treatments, and a world of peace. ✌🏻
Bravura said…
@Kaye C - on the other thread the other day, you posted some great information about HRM's brooch. I know a lot of stuff was buried in the comments but I did find it particularly interesting and wanted you to know that it wasn't in vain! ;) The part about the brooch's history and auction was fascinating. Thank you for that nugget of information! :)
Bravura said…
@ Tatty - thank you for that :) And now I know you can't be Megs. Megs would have just thrown me a banana with an inspirational quote on it. ;)
Glow W said…
@musty symphone I agree with you I will get back on track 👍🏻

I don’t see any Hubb Grenfell photos yet
Jen said…
I agree with much of what has been opined already by others, but I will add....can she STOP TOUCHING HIM! It is so very unprofessional and just pathetic.

I'd also like to thank @MustySyphone for saying what many of us here are probably thinking. Let's stop the sniping at each other and just talk bad about Smirkle Mirkle...
The awful twosome are back in Blighty...what a bloody crying shame.

I don’t dislike what Meghan has on, it’s the skirt, it’s just too long with that coat. The sweat marks though are gross and a big no-no for a royal. Meghan’s definitely had filler work and Botox done. Her face looks firmer and fuller, though she doesn’t have the cushion cheeked chipmunk look quite yet.

Agree with other comments that they’ve gone rogue pulling this stunt. It was a private visit to Canada, if they wanted to thank whoever, a phono-call would have sufficed. This stunt was a big ‘look who’s back’, PR show for all and sundry to witness. If they don’t have any official public engagements lined up, could we be seeing more of this rogue behaviour?

Please, someone, anyone, send them away for good. I’m so sick of the sight of them, I can barely muster up the enthusiasm and time to comment about them.
KayeC said…
@Bravura, (my kids pointed out your Legend of Zelda pic and love you for that!) the Dr my husband works with (pediatrics, he is 89 yo!) has done many studies in his long career (all posted on government websites). Look up selenium, make sure you are getting enough of this in your diet, could help in your process. Praying for you!!
Glow W said…
@bravura 😀😀 I’m glad we have turned this around. Here is some special TTC dust from me ⚡️✨💫


———————-

I would like to see more video of them with Archie so I can see their interactions with him.

I suspect he may have Strabismus which Lady Louise had. Some cases of it is generic and can run in families. In the photo with H and A, that eye is not really shown. Sophie and Edward IIRC were open about it with Louise and I think they also became involved in getting attention for the condition.

It’s just something I have wondered about Archie. Perhaps it’s is rude to speculate on such things about a baby. I certainly don’t think it’s a defect or makes him less than...
Louise said…
Miggy: That music just confirms that she thinks that she is a rock star. Nothing royal about that.
ReallyDonna said…
Poor Harry doesn't look well at all. He spent much of the visit using his wedding ring as fidget spinner.

Meeg looks like she's either got coke/alcohol bloat and/or she enjoyed more than a few Nanaimo Bars while on Vancouver Island. Maybe all of the above. Not pregnant fat.
Dallas Alice said…
@Bravura
I’ve had the same feelings about the Dumbartons and their child. I’ve always gotten vibes from her that Archie is merely a new accessory to fiddle with until she gets bored. Quite sad.
Miggy said…
@Louise,

The lyrics from that song are what I would expect a teenager to post and not a member of the Royal Family.

I've had enough of the pair of them.

My flabber is totally gasted!!

Bardsey said…
The colors of her outfit are stunning. I would love to see people wear more brown, it’s so warm and relaxing in an overstimulating, excessively plastic era. But she has set the cause back with the dreadful tailoring. She’s too short for the skirt, it wrinkled, it boxed her up... so frustrating! This would have been the seed of a brilliant look, I hope people aren’t turned off by the clothes due to the wearer’s negligence.
Louise said…
Harry told Canada House that Archie was "in awe" of Canada. Did Archie say that?
SwampWoman said…
Well, my gracious. I thought she was acceptable. Not great, mind you, but acceptable when I saw her in the coat but I was worried about the colors and textures matching in the skirt and sweater. *sigh* Now I get to see the full glory and the sweat stains. Holy guacamole, the inside temperature must be over 90. (My internet is randomly going in and out today so I will get pictures half loaded and then it quits. Note that I say it was the PICTURES that were half loaded, not me.) So, four different colors in sweater, skirt, coat, and shoes. A monotone dress would have been a better choice, IMO. She must be merching.

I've always disliked the heavy bronzer makeup and wigs. Her life would seem to be so much simpler without them. Apparently she thinks she would not be acceptable to be seen in public without them which I think is sad.

More close up pics of Harry do not seem to indicate that he is enjoying unmitigated marital bliss and wow, y'all were right, he is quite thin. Maybe she did vegan cooking during vacation. Maybe the food in rehab wasn't all that. The hand holding seems to be on her part.



Dallas Alice said…
Louise, he’s a very advanced social butterfly. Of course he did.
NeutralObserver said…
Wonder what Megs will do when she sees those sweat stains in the DM photos. Will she not care, or will she throw something at an underling? I don't think she can actually sue the DM for them. They obviously don't care what she thinks. They could easily have edited them out. In some of the pictures, while looking at the exhibit, Harry is carefully clasping both his hands to keep them away from her. I think the DM ran so many photos to show how she kept trying to grab his hand as they walked together. I think Megs' big grin looks pretty forced, too. Pictures really do paint a thousand words.
Girl with a Hat said…
this comment I read on twitter by Murky Meg is worth repeating:

Oh.My.God. She is sweating like crazy! She needs to go to the Falklands like Andrew!"
@neutral observer – Thanks for your reassurance about attitudes to the RF in the US. I may have been misled by Mel Gibson’s attitude where he twists history in his films and projects the Gibsonian anti- English view of history onto his characters. You mentioned nutters, perhaps that’s the answer –MM as a ` feminist’ may be getting at the RF to smash the patriarchy, or as a WOC as payback on slavery. That axe gets ground a lot here now, in one form or another – and identity politics from the US doesn’t help.

I began my teaching career in a selective London grammar school for boys. We had one West Indian, a (12-13yrs old in the entire school. He was a right pain in the anatomy. His mother gave me permission to hold his head under a lab tap if he gave me trouble – no very helpful as he was bigger than me. He once accused the Divinity master of racism:

`It’s not fair! You’re only picking on me ‘cos I’m black!’
`No, So-and-So. It’s because you’re a slob!’

You couldn’t get away with that these days.

Re dyslexia: the educational world in the 1980s couldn’t agree whether dyslexia existed or not, whether it was down to `minimal brain damage’ ie too minimal to detect, or just a middle class term for `inexplicably incapable of reading’. The Dyslexia Institute in Winchester was seen as a bit of a fraud by some .

The RF is certainly very conscious of the sad fate of their Romanov cousins.
Fairy Crocodile said…
Can somebody tell me if her hair is real, wig or huge number of false tresses? I saw a some of her previous pictures and in them her hair appears to be a lot thinner.

It is possible to work with whatever God gave you (I am not blessed with thick hair), so why is she insisting on this trash false hair look? Wasn't she advised it is cheap and unclassy?

This woman is approaching forty and behaves as if she has never learned the basics of good taste.
Portcitygirl said…
OMG. Her handlers are gonna be reamed a new one. Armpit sweat. Yikes.
NeutralObserver said…
After looking at the photos of Megs without the coat, I have to agree with the posters who said it was way too shiny for daytime. That said, youngsters have been wearing satin & sequins during the day since the 80s. Megs, however, isn't a youngster, she's a woman pushing 40 who is a mom & is married to a British royal. Some have mentioned secretaries, yes, she is dressed to look like a secretary in her early twenties who wants to catch the eye of her one of the young lawyers in her office, back in the eighties. Good luck Megs, maybe you won't be stuck with that cranky Ginger forever! Keep trying, girl!
Seabee666 said…
My theory on the mess that is Meghan Markle is she is pregnant and her hair is the evidence. You can see the frizz under the weave (which she kept picking at because glue is itchy.) Prior to pregnancy, Meghan used chemicals to straighten her natural hair and it looked silky, shiny and had some body. But these treatments are not healthy for pregnant women. God forbid this sister of Africa, this proud woman of color, this woke spokesperson for the third world, have kinky curly hair and not look like a Kardashian.
Eowyn said…
MM's real, short frizzy hair is visible beneath the hairline of the long, unkempt wig in this pic:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7859867/Prince-Harry-Meghan-return-royal-duty-today-trip-Canadas-London-HQ.html
Seabee666 said…
Catherine admitted she overdressed on Christmas Day and that she was hot. You would never have known. She was wearing tights (unlike Meghan). She walked to Church - was not dropped in a limo (unlike Meghan). She was minding two of her children AND you did not see a bead of sweat or a hair out of place. I admit, she is a goddess and a hard act to follow.
lizzie said…
@Loiuse and @Dallas Alice,

Of course Archie commented on Canada's scenery. Over 3 months ago he shared that he liked looking out the window in SA at the awesome scenery during his "feed times." (I'm not quite sure how that worked physically since we were supposed to think M was breastfeeding. Not understanding how the angle needed to see out the window could happen.)

But Archie certainly is a talkative infant.
Girl with a Hat said…
@Seabee, then Meghan must be pregnant year round, year in and year out. That's her natural hair, frizzy and unkept.
Ava C said…
The Daily Telegraph has the nerve to headline these same photos as "The Duchess of Sussex offers a lesson in back-to-work chic". No comments allowed naturally. It's like poking us with a long stick and running away.

Don't ask me what the article said. My blood-pressure can't take it.
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Girl with a Hat said…
@Fairy Crocodile, there are lots of women of colour who have to deal with challenging hair yet manage to look really nice - Beyonce, Oprah, Michelle Obama, to name a few but there's no shortage of WOC who look like great with hair extensions/wigs/straightening, especially if you have the money to do so. For women who aren't so well off, it's more difficult, that I will have to admit.
Girl with a Hat said…
@AvaC, I cancelled my Telegraph subscription over their blatant lies about Markle. I can't trust a newspaper that so obviously isn't telling the truth so how can I trust them over the big issues like Brexit or the economy?
CookieShark said…
In the group photos she has linked arms with him as if to say "Remember, we're an item." He looks miserable. And it's unprofessional.
Eowyn said…
Sorry about the DM link. I thought it was the URL of the photo itself instead of the URL of the DM article. There are several pictures of MM tucking her long wig behind her ear, thereby exposing her real, short, frizzy hair beneath the wig.
xxxxx said…
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7859867/Prince-Harry-Meghan-return-royal-duty-today-trip-Canadas-London-HQ.html

The Daily Mail H&M treatment for today. I am sure was posted by other Nutties above. I like the Canadian Mounty in the red suit but he looks like an actor hired for the day. He is stuffed more than a stuffed animal/
KitKatKisses said…
Fairy Crocodile said: "This woman is approaching forty and behaves as if she has never learned the basics of good taste."

It occurs to me this is something many women learn from their mothers, who learned it from their mothers. My daughter is 13 now and we are in that precarious age where she rightfully wants to choose all her own clothes and I have to subtly negotiate my input (nothing too tight, too short, no bare midriffs, neon is tacky, only one ear piercing per ear, no sparkly blue eyeshadow)....as I remember my mother doing for me. I still ask "did you brush your teeth? Did you remember deodorant?"

My guess is Megs did not have those daily lessons growing up, so these unwritten rules have never become second nature to her.

The hair I just don't understand. I guess she thinks it is sexy or youthful.
KitKatKisses said…
So what do you all think? Do you agree with Skippy that Harry is acting, that he is falling on his sword to protect his family, etc? Or do you think he is wholeheartedly in this marriage with her?

It just seems to me that if the BRF wanted her out, she would be out.
Girl with a Hat said…
@KitKatKisses, I read somewhere that Harry was told that the marriage had to appear to last at least 2 years after the 25 million the BRF had the UK government spend on it, mostly for security.
Ava C said…
Hi Mischi - yes I'm about to cancel my DT subscription too. Their Boris Johnson fan club is the last straw. They have the personal experience to know better.

What does it say though, that so much Meghan coverage disables comments? I've never known censorship be so overt, in recent times.

I also note that Meghan is routinely referred to as the Duchess of Sussex, whereas Kate is still often referred to as Kate Middleton. Another example of preferential treatment in the media. I guess it is because we knew pre-marriage Kate for so long, but she's been the Duchess of Cambridge for nearly a decade. I mention this because Meghan complains so much about her treatment by the media, whereas much of the media treats her with kid gloves. It's the readers who can't bear her, and judging by Meghan's appearance today - worse than ever - this is not going to change. How dispiriting. A tiny, tiny part of me hoped Meghan would use the break to learn a few lessons and start again. Naive I know.
Bravura said…
@ KateC - yes!! I'm a huge Zelda fan. I'm glad your children have good taste ;) As for the selenium tip, I take about 100mcg's daily with my prenatals (with methylfolate just in case I do have that gene). My poor husband has been taking all kinds of vitamins now too for his, umm, sperm quality. Poor chap isn't a fan of all of them (and alas, they don't really make gummy versions for that stuff). hehe ;)

@Dallas Alice - yep! Makes you wonder about what their relationship with Archie really is. Neither of them seem overly familiar or comfortable holding him. Babies can be intimidating (I remember how awkward I was with my nephew) but after a few goes, you pick it up really quickly. Megs seemed just as awkward with him in Africa as she did at the Polo match. Very odd IMO.

@ Tatty - I am too. :) In response to your question about Archie's strabismus, now this is an interesting topic for me. I'm a bit of a genetics nerd and pathology was my passion at Uni. Strabismus can be caused by a few different factors but congenital strabismus normally occurs during forceps delivery via vaginal birth. It also normally resolves between 6 to 12 months of age.

Did Megs give birth vaginally or via c-section (or the surrogate for that matter)? That might explain the potential cause of congenitally acquired strabismus. The age of the mother can also play a factor, but the genetic link on Harry's side is something that piqued my interest for sure. I'll have to dig more but if it's a recessive gene, then both parents need to carry. Most often you see it in direct family which lends the impression that it might be a dominant gene that isn't carried without expression (ie showing up), unlike blue or green eyes, or blonde or red hair.

Genetics are funny. I see very little evidence that Archie has red hair at all as red heads are incapable of producing eumelanin or dark pigment. This would mean that his eyelashes and eyebrows would be fair. Baby Archie has some lovely dark eyelashes and defined eyebrows - nothing that a towhead or redhead baby would sport. Further, both parents need to carry the gene responsible for redhair for it to occur in a child.

Just more evidence, to me, that things aren't adding up as they try to convey.
Glow W said…
@kitkatkisses skippy’s theory makes no sense. The queen could knock her out with one swipe (well, maybe two if Harry chose to go with her).

Skippy’s theory depends on the treason excuse and the backer theory, neither of which make sense. Treason? For putting a baby who looks like Harry and Meghan in the line of succession? 7th in line? And the queen is in on it, but we need baby steps for the plan to play out? (meanwhile Andrew is the one making shady deals in the background and (speculation) funneling money through possibly illegal and possibly anti British business with middle eastern men? But forget all of that....)

The backer theory? Really? Backers to I guess destroy the monarchy? Why? Couldn’t they find a better actress to play the part? Act like Kate? Cause no trouble and infiltrate seamlessly into the family? Draw no attention to herself so she could do her job?

Skippy’s just mad Harry married Meghan. She is having a several years long pout.

MustySyphone said…
I must confess I was highly disappointed by this latest unofficial, look at us, stunt... As the Queen's Common Wealth ambassadors (emphasis on the 4-6 letters after today), I expected much more attention to be put on Austalia and the fires. I would've loved if CH said something like "sorry we have to cancel, we are devoting all our time to helping Australia". That would have been epic and the right thing to do, IMO.
@Jen said

I agree with much of what has been opined already by others, but I will add....can she STOP TOUCHING HIM! It is so very unprofessional and just pathetic.

Megs is just showing her love for H...no reason to shout.
MustySyphone said…
Perhaps "ambassadors' should be changed to "embarrassors"?
Glow W said…
@mustysyphone now that is funny
Glow W said…
@bravura interesting comments about the possible eye issue. Maybe that is why they haven’t addressed it— that is might be clearing up soon? Just a guess.
@tatty

Skippy’s just mad Harry married Meghan. She is having a several years long pout.

No, Skippy orginally welcomed Meghan into the BRF. It was after her many missteps that she commented on. Skippy is a staunch supporter of Harry, maybe too much so.
MustySyphone said…
@Tatty: the treason thing is constitutional law in UK. The baby must be born "of the body" which is why Royal physicians sign off/witness the birth. If not 'of the body" then an out of wedlock baby would be included in the line of succession. Monaco comes to mind. Prince Albert has at least two sons out of wedlock. While he has now acknowledged them, they can not be included in the line of succession. A surrogate birth, without prior approval, is a treasonous act in the UK aristocracy. Its not like the US in that regard. It is viewed as not "of the body" because technically its not.
Dallas Alice said…
Just an aside, my son was born with a wonky eye. It self-corrected before he was a year old. I don’t have a family history of strabismus, but my husband is adopted and we have no medical info regarding his birth family.
Dallas Alice said…
Skippy...she’s, um, entertaining. I’ll leave it at that.
Glow W said…
@unknown, well that is Skippy’s story anyway

@musty given the queen basically sanctified Archie’s existence with her Christmas speech, I’m going to go ahead and assume it’s all cool with her. I’m personally not interested in wasting more of my time on Archie. Harry clearly loves Archie and I’m thrilled for Harry that he finally has a child of his own. As I mentioned before, I assume the queen knows who the doctor was who delivered Archie. Also, I have always read “of the body” as meaning born of the male heir, not actually coming out of the body of the heir’s wife. I did a tremendous amount of research on it months ago. I never really found an actual detailed description of it, other than it meaning within a legitimate marriage, the male line heir fathered the child.

Also there is the problem that Archie was born at Portland Hospital and Harry registered him 11 days later. So unless there is some high level illegal things going on, Archie is a legit English baby, son of Harry.

Anyway.... my final thoughts on that.
SDJ said…
Harry - or H as I like to call him - has also visited the Botox fairy. That's a pretty smooth forehead and his eyes have a more open appearance (from the botox eyebrown lift).

I attribute MM's sweat stains to her complete nervousness as she knows the scrutiny she is under from the BRF and the public. You reap what you sow honey.
Dallas Alice said…
No doubt MM’s diehard fans will proclaim “she sweats just like us common folk”. She’s working SO HARD. I can’t lie-I giggled like a schoolgirl when I saw those sweaty pits.
Glow W said…
“What a beautiful place you live” https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/what-a-beautiful-place-you-live-harry-and-meghan-thank-canada-for-holiday-stay-1.4756435
@Ava C, ‘Don't ask me what the article said. My blood-pressure can't take it.’

I feel like this over most articles about The Sussex’s now, I either don’t read, or skim over.

Good to see you back, I didn’t have a chance to say thank you for your kind words on another post. ;o)
KayeC said…
@MustySyphone, agree with your statement. I was surprised at the Canada House visit for a private vacation stay (huge eyeroll) instead of visiting the High Commission of Australia. It really gives off the impression they want to be involved with Canada in some way, shape or form in the future. I guess they've "been there, done that," with Australia.

@KitKatKisses, great theory about learning manners. Doria was supposedly MIA during those years with MM, and I feel sorry for her in that aspect, because those are hard years for girls. Our bodies and moods are changing; clothes, make-up, boys become more important (in our minds,) and not having a mother or grandmother, aunt (whom ever) to guide you through this would seem tough for a pre-teen. I think her dad did the best he could, but he over compensated and we are watching the results. My grandmother was always on my mom about me plucking my eyebrows and wearing the correct bra! Mortifying at the time, but thank goodness for it!
Hikari said…
Thanks to NarcD, who directed me to the Daily Fail photo array, and isn't the DM just earning its sobriquet today??

With the coat off, it's just so much worse, I don't even know where to start. I can't recall if Meg has been known for a heavy sweat problem before . . she probably was spritzing on a warm(ish) day for the season in that heavy camel coat. The top was the worst possible choice on every level and I will just leave that there. The white bra faux pas is utterly without excuse--and for someone who supposedly lives for fashion. We know she owns a black bra because she's flashed it at Harry's mate's wedding. This could be another of her Carrie Bradshaw fantasies again where the point is to see her brassiere as a fashion accessory, but whatever it is, not a good look. Even if Meg's 'faux pas' are all intentional, the overall effect is that she must get dressed in the dark and never looks at herself in a full length mirror in daylight.

Just one of the many mysteries of Meghan: Why is a woman who is so obsessed with getting her picture taken seemingly content to do such a half-assed job at dressing to go out and be seen? Is she myopic and refuses vision correction? Or is her body dysmorphia so extreme that she looks at photos of herself and sees Cate Blanchett on the Oscar red carpet? Meg is like a walking version of 'Nailed It!' (NOT): Sartorial edition.

The skirt and shoes are very striking, on their own. You know who would rock this look (with another appropriate top and outerwear? . . .Beatrice. That is totally her color.

There are a few shots of Harry smiling but in 85% of these pictures he looks completely miserable/angry. So, not well-rested from a detox program in lovely rustic British Columbia, I'm guessing. Nowhere beachy either, because he's extremely pale.

What aggravates me beyond endurance is how sycophantic the worldwide media is for these nobodies. At least for today, for all intents and purposes, they are the only members of the Royal Family. Did anybody else in the Firm rate a picture today? Gawd. And look at the massive contingent of staff all dragged from their desks and other important work to pose on the staircase with these two delusional tw@ts like they are receiving the Queen and the Prince of Wales. What?? Why?? If they were newlyweds just back from an official tour of Canada, I might grasp it better, but there's been a lot of water under the bridge since Handbag and Murkle were newlyweds. If the Daily Mail had any dignity (not forgetting that Meg is currently litigious with its sister publication) it would decline to publish any fawning photos of the plaintiff with whom it is currently involved in a very expensive legal action. It's not like Meg is an elected official whom they are obliged to cover.

Meg is obviously Angelina Jolie in her own mind, but I wish that the media wouldn't feed her delusions by covering her every move like she and Haz were Brangelina at the Oscars. This is not helping Meg to gain any sense of proportion about her true stature in the Royal family or in the overall scheme of celebrity-hood. I am very disappointed that the self-absorbed antics of these two losers rate so much attention in major publications who should know better.
Glow W said…
@hikari https://twitter.com/chrisshipitv/status/1214579068567457792 it’s like the Beatles arrived
Bravura said…
@SDJ - Funny you said that! People were commenting on Twitter about unusual bulges on Harry's forehead. I thought they were just an odd kind of popping vein/muscle in his forehead (normally happens with folks when they are stressed/angry/irritated), but your comment gave me pause when I saw it.

@Hikari - The Carrie Bradshaw allusion is rather apt and makes absolute sense given some of her more provocative fashion choices.

@Dallas Alice - I almost snorted my avocado at my desk reading your "WORKING SO HARD" = Schweaty Schweater bit. Nicely done. I'm still giggling about it.

There was a photo on Charlatan Duchess that showed her mid-stride with her satin skirts and the caption "are the butt-pads back?" (or something akin to it). I almost died. It truly looked like the buttpads made a comeback and as every woman knows, satin is extremely unforgiving. It will show EVERYTHING.

Maybe that's why she didn't wear any satin during Moongate? ;) I keed I keed.
Fairy Crocodile said…
Hikari

I assume she has to wear extremely high heels at all times in the public because her legs are very short. Combined with waistless top of her body and short neck it would really look pretty bad without stilettos. She is what, 5 foot 2?

This is another reason why this sweater is a no for her, short square body and short neck do not warrant good wear for this design. I believe she has no advice on dressing at the moment.

Neither she appears to understand that bare legs in the flash will contrast strongly with her bronzed face, making her appear even more over made up than she is.

It is so sad to see this never ending list of disasters. "Best dressed woman" goodness me.
Glow W said…
Skippy has decided that Harry’s thumbs up photo while smiling means the charade is over and MM is going to be busted soon. Lol
Glow W said…
Here is the expected “body language expert” commentary lol

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/harry-meghans-physical-touching-shows-21234297
Hikari said…
@KitKat,

>>>So what do you all think? Do you agree with Skippy that Harry is acting, that he is falling on his sword to protect his family, etc? Or do you think he is wholeheartedly in this marriage with her?<<<

Skippy's loyalty to Harry is touching, but is getting increasingly unhinged in light of zero facts to support her point of view. At first, I thought that she was his choice unreservedly and he was genuinely in love with her. I even watched the Hallmark movie that gave us a pretty soft-focus fantasia of Meg's version of events of their courtship and engagement.

After I got to know more about Meghan's climb to the ultimate in society families, and seeing/hearing her unravel her own fibs with her words and actions, I thought that Harry must have been heavily pressurized to put a ring on his erstwhile booty callee owing to blackmail on her part--she was pregnant and/or she threatened to out him as gay or engaged in criminal activity on a level with Uncle Andrew . . .or worse. I thought, what could be the absolute *worst* case scenario for Harry and his family? Not that he'd gotten one of his girlfriends preggers . . it's not like that hasn't happened before in his family. The family has already proven it can make compromising photos of drug paraphenalia and naked women disappear. The worst scenario I could devise is that that Harry was somehow involved in a sex game gone wrong, maybe in a threeway with Meg, and another girl (or boy) died. A Duchess title, the price of MM's silence. She and Markus A. are all tied up with Epstein & G. Maxwell and all the other toxic luminati of the sordid celebrity sex world.

The Family might accept her, however grudgingly, to avoid having one of their own implicated in a murder inquiry. Nothing else seems serious enough as an inducement to blackmail for them to be unable to paper it over.

All speculation on my part, of course. The alternative is that Haz insisted on marrying her in order to supercede his brother in the celebrity sweepstakes and to really stick it to his family. The more the decry her suitability, the harder he clings to her. Turns out that Meghan is not the only person in this marriage who rails against 'rules'.

I think something a bit more than her racial heritage is protecting Meg from the ultimate censure of being kicked to the curb. Not 'backers' in the sense that Skippy means backers--these 'backers' are not political . . but they are dirty, dirty, dirty, and Meg is their poster girl. This marriage was arranged, and Haz agreed to it. What Meg is getting, or thought she was getting out of it, we have seen. Harry remains the Dark Pale Horse in all of this. Perhaps he wishes for a time machine to go back to May 2016 so he could un-meet her and keep it that way. Or maybe he thinks he's got Dragon Blood and He's Winning!!!

Delusional, the pair of them.
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KayeC said…
MM is not "womanly" in her build, in that she doesn't have natural curves. She would be considered an athletic body type, which can easily be dressed properly by a seasoned stylist or tailor. My problem is that she seems to have no concept of how to dress her body at her age (same as mine) and she worked as an actress with stylist and dressers. Her ability NOT to learn is staggering to me (manners included.)

We've all said this before, if she were in her 20s or even early 30s, I could understand, but she's not. Most women don't find there "fashion sense" until their 30s, when you learn to leave trends behind and focus on cut, fit, color, etc. DoC, Diana, heck even Eugenie are perfect examples of this. I don't mind the browns/neutrals, but fabric plays a big part of cohesion in an outfit....sigh, sometimes I just want to get my hands on her and say, "See, this is what looks good on you, and here's why....." She is not a lost cause physically, but I'm not sure she'll ever "get it" mentally if she hasn't by now.
Hikari said…
Oh, I forgot to mention that based on how very many times Meg is referred to as "Glowing!" I think we are supposed to read that as "Expecting". The satin skirt does cling to every bump and bulge, and she is looking pretty thick. There is a definite tummy bulge when she turns to the side. But she's been looking bulgy like that since Trooping in June with no discernible change. If she *is* actually pregnant this time, then set your watches: the blessed announcement will be timed to steal the maximum thunder from Bea's announcement due on January 20th of their wedding date this year.

Based on MM's antics today, Bea might want to announce sooner. Like, tonight, so she can get it in the morning editions.
KayeC said…
^^So instead, she puts on sky high heels, bra & butt pads and thinks, "this should do it" lol
KayeC said…
I still think the bulge was tucking a wool/silk blend sweater into a satin skirt!
Bravura said…
I think she's counting on her fuller cheeks/noticeably thicker physique, highlighter/bronzer game, and unforgiving (and wholly unflattering) ensemble to fan the pregnancy fodder.

If you're trying to conceive and you're in a very high stress job (like Megan alludes to on the constant), then that will affect one's ability to conceive/carry. I highly doubt a few quiet weeks were enough to reduce her cortisol levels but who knows, she does yoga, y'all. She squatted in heels while 6 months preggers in a magical folding belly. Who knows what she can do! *rolls eyes*

I think the buttpads are purely cosmetic due to her physique (as Kaye pointed out). She wore them in Africa as well, if memory serves.
Bravura said…
One tid bit I wanted to touch base on, with the speculation of her being preggers or using IVF (which is totally fine - go for it, girl!), is that I struggle with coming back into the spotlight now. If anything, you want to take it really easy (especially at our age) for the first trimester to avoid any chances of miscarriage. That means low to no stress, lots of rest, etc. So if she is trying (which if she is, kudos to her) or has managed to become pregnant, why risk the pregnancy? Or are optics that much more important?

These are the things that make me pause.
Hikari said…
KayeC,

Based on its ineffectuality at absorbing pit sweat or disguising the color of her bra, it seems like that sweater was very thin. Her boobs wouldn't have been reflected back at us like headlights if it were thicker material, probably. I'm sure the sweater bunching around her middle is adding to the illusion, along with the shiny skirt, but if she wanted to avoid calling attention to a lumpy middle, she could have worn something in the black she usually favors. So I think it's purposefully provocative. Let's hope that Meg gestating Spawn #2 is like the special cake the Queen was lovingly preparing with her own hands for Meg's Special Balmoral Birthday Bash . . .a figment of Meg's imagination that will waft away on a cloud of "You are delusional, lady."

The world still hasn't gotten a handle on the Dumbartons' Firstborn, the Child known as Archie. A sibling would be catastrophic for us all.
moz said…
I’m just relieved that she didn’t show up at the Golden Globe awards. That seemed like something Markle would do.
NeutralObserver said…
I have to say I had a twinge of pity for Megs when I saw the DM photos of Chelsy Davy vacationing in Mauritius with her family & friends. Chelsy's father is one of the largest landowners in Zimbabwe, according to Wikipedia, & she's always moved Harry's social sphere. Her big group of friends & family are great looking, & exude health & well being. I know there are many rumors out there about how Megs supplemented her sketchy actress's income. Was it envy of people like Chelsy that drove her to it? Sad, if so.

FWO, I think that Harry & the RF have had it with Megs for some time, & would really like to ditch her. I think that they feel that they have to tread very carefully & consider all the optics, political, social, moral, etc. They're also dealing with someone who has shown herself to be completely without scruples, & who lawyered up even before the engagement. How can they trust her to abide by an NDA, when she's already been so untrustworthy? I've assumed that the royals have access to reasonably decent legal advice, if so, I hope they use it wisely.
Dallas Alice said…
Bravura—EXACTLY!! I was fortunate to be able to quit working once I finally got pregnant and spent as much time doing as little as possible the first trimester. I kinda doubt she could resist the siren song of the spotlight for a whole three months, though. Baby be damned. MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME ME!!!!!!

BTW, was your avocado organic and ethically-sourced? ;)

Given her illustrious Hollywood career (pardon me while I laugh for a few minutes—ok), it is truly puzzling she seems to be completely clueless as to how to best dress in a flattering way. With all her friends and contacts in Canada, can’t she just get on the horn with the Suits stylists and get some tips. I keep thinking back to that horrid metallic dress she wore a few years ago. She must’ve picked it herself. I’ve purchased more flattering clothing for my dumpy, middle-aged ass at Target.
Fedde said…
Mischi
@Fairy Crocodile, there are lots of women of colour who have to deal with challenging hair yet manage to look really nice - Beyonce, Oprah, Michelle Obama, to name a few but there's no shortage of WOC who look like great with hair extensions/wigs/straightening, especially if you have the money to do so. For women who aren't so well off, it's more difficult, that I will have to admit.
January 7, 2020 at 11:45 AM

Don't know about Oprah but Beyoncé and MO are both known to wear wigs/weaves. And in Beyoncé's case 'her' hair looks pretty awful 9/10 times. Solange though, knows how to care for and rock her natural hair.
@KayeC

Athletic body does not come to mind regarding Megs, flabby paunch of a stomach and her skinny underdeveloped calf muscles along with never seeing her doing anything athletic (other than her words about yoga). She looks like a woman that does not take care of her body unless it is to pump botox and fillers into her plump face. Her sweat is not due to athletic activity but merely walking a few steps at a public appearance. How Harry could be attracted to such an out of shape dumpling is amazing when he had such pretty fit girlfriends before. Cressida and Chelsy were godesses compared to Megs.

Then there is her hair, it seems no one has seen her hair but wigs and extensions...maybe she doesn't even have any hair. Why can't she be like a proud WOC and wear her hair natural with the pretty curls she had as a young girl. No, she has to process it to appear something she is not. She is fake, fake, fake to the core in so many ways.

Then there are the fake teeth, which she fiddles with moving her 'flippers' in such an unladylike manner. Tongue sticking them out much like a ventriloquist dummy.

She can't even dress well with all the money in the world. Showing up today sweating like a pig. How does harry sit next to such a hot mess (maybe that is why he drinks and drugs). Oy vey!
Fedde said…
In one of the first pics I thought MM looked okay, but then I saw more (DM) and noticed how none of her pieces matched. I don't mind the skirt, however if (British) etiquette says it's not day time material then she should follow it. The shirt looks awful and synthetic with how her sweaty armpits and bra are showing.

Don't fault her for the sweat, I get warm very easily (even when temperatures are near freezing) and sweating cannot always be stopped. Well, unless you used botox which I'd never do as I don't feel comfortable injecting poison into my body, but she has it all over her face so why not use it in the armpits, too? Also, I learned in my early twenties at the latest which kind of fabrics/clothes worked for me, both for my body type and easy sweating. I saw some folks commenting on her not knowing how to dress herself - I think it's more a case of "that's a great piece of clothing, I must have it" and that she simply thinks it looks as great (if not better) on her as it did the model/rack. I'm sure there are many people, me included, who'll see someone wear an outfit and instantly love it, but know it would never work for them (and thus they don't buy/wear it themselves).

Guess Archie is back with the nanny they weren't going to employ...
Hikari said…
Neutral,

You are a better person and I if Meg stirs you to pity for any reason. I’m sure she was and is very jealous of Harry’s exes, both of whom are younger taller blonder, From wealthy families and Harry’s social circle etc. I keep seeing Chelsy’s face At the wedding. She looked near tears. She’s the one that turned Harry down, more than once as I understand it, so I didn’t read her sad face as sellers remorse exactly… I saw someone who Shared nearly a decade with Harry And is still friendly with him as a woman watching her friend and ex-lover make the mistake of his life. It would’ve been a totally different wedding if Chelsy had been down front. I don’t blame her for refusing to marry him though. From what we have seen over these last two years, Chelsy made the right call.

If I feel pity for anyone in this debacle, it’s the Queen and William, the brother who is being continually stabbed in the back. He’s never going to get back their relationship from More uncomplicated pre-Meg days. Harry’s choices are negatively impacting the stress levels of his family.
Fedde said…
Oh and I forgot to say that I was surprised to see MM's arms and legs looked paler than Harry's in the outdoor photographs.
Hikari said…
Botox would be a definite no-no for a pregnant woman so there’s that.
Ava C said…
@Raspberry Ruffle - thanks for your thanks. :-) I had to take a break as Meghan just grinds me down - goes for us all! However her appearance today was too much to ignore.

I agree with an earlier comment that the visit to thank Canadians (ludicrous reason) was intended as a rebuke to the UK. Well they can repeat that as often as they like. They'll only find themselves slipping further and further down the BRF pole. If there's any further to slip that is. I suppose Prince Andrew will always be underneath to soften their landing.
SwampWoman said…
I am a little nonplussed at the vitriol directed at Skippy. Seems like she is being derided as crazy because she believes in the royal family and Prince Harry. She seems sincere about it. Perhaps she has some basis for her beliefs. I don't know. Maybe she's right. Maybe she's wrong. Why should it matter so much to some of you?
abbyh said…

I was really impressed by the sheer number of photos of Harry - not looking like he was about to have a traumatic flashback and how many in which she was clearly looking puffed up in the publicity of the event (and not keeping in touch with how he was feeling about all the flashes).

Also, just how many photos had her touching her hair. I think close to 50% or more. It's a hygiene thing (which might be weird): I don't want to be touched by someone who has just been touching their hair (especially if it could be a wig of unknown last cleaned date).

She wears really long skirts which never seem to be the right look in length. I read a nice fashion book which talks of you holding up a towel while looking at yourself in the mirror. You start with the towel almost to the floor and move it up. Eventually you will see two spots where your legs look good. That's the length you either need to buy or have altered.

Is she pregnant? I don't know. If she is, it isn't very far along at all but there was the comment by Scobie about their renewal to focus on things other than a #2 but I think that was retracted. But she does seem to like stirring the pot of questioning, doesn't she?
lizzie said…
@Hikari and @KayeC,

I'm not sure why she has a bulging stomach but I agree we are probably supposed to think she's pregnant.

But I am sure that skirt wasn't designed to have a sweater tucked into it. (The designer shows it fitting a model more loosely and paired it with a loose untucked "Hi-Lo" sweater.) And I am sure Meghan had the same bulging stomach in October when, animal lover that she is, she wore a red lambskin skirt with a sweater tucked in.
NeutralObserver said…
I'm appalled at the idea of Megs having another baby, if she in fact has ever had one, which I doubt. We've all seen her on at least three occasions in which she seemed to be under the influence of either drugs of alcohol. At the TTC she looked as though she were sedated on something like Xanax. She was grinning inanely in the carriage, while Harry, Catherine & Camilla looked daggers at her. If she were on Xanax, or something similar, it might account for her spacing out on the balcony, drawing Harry's rebuke. She appeared to be either high on pot or alcohol at the baseball exo. She was giggling uncontrollably, everyone around her stared at her in embarrassment. Harry looked fed up as well, especially while they were seated in the audience. When she went to Wimbledon with her pals, she appeared to be the proverbial 'mean drunk,' ordering away spectators, being admonished by her friends, & deemed a 'nightmare' by Wimbledon officials. This woman, incredibly, claimed to be nursing 'Archie.' Anything a nursing mother eats or drinks is passed on to her baby, coffee, tea, cabbage, alcohol, anything. It all enters the poor little baby's body & he reacts accordingly. One of my British medical advisors told me I could drink a little Guinness Stout to get me going, & supposedly it's rich in B vitamins, but I found the carbonation bothered my children's tummys, so not even that for me. If the rumors about Harry's drug use are true, it's even worse. If they weren't royal, social services would remove Archie.
Button said…
I am in agreement with NeutralObserver re: The Royal Family I believe have had it with Megatron and even perhaps Harry. " Small steps " are required to remove her from the family. We none of us know truly what the hell is going on behind the walls of KP or Buck palace and I really think her days are numbered. This whole " let's go to Canada house and say thanks " was just a photo op. Who does that?! Regarding her clothes, my word. There are so many talented British designers..why not present herself in a tailored coat dress? A lovely feminine suit? And the hair..I am lost for words.
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I was having a squint at the photos and in one particular photo Hazzard seems to be very concerned with whomever he is looking at, and Megatron is looking in the same direction and there is fear there. Not sure why, but very odd.
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I do hope the RF get their skates on and show both of them the back door. They are a disgrace.
Dallas Alice said…
@NeutralObserver-as a survivor of an opiate addiction that almost killed me, I’ve seen things in them that definitely ping my drug-dar. I hope I’m very wrong because I’d never want to see someone wrestle with those demons.
Fairy Crocodile said…
I may be off the mark but to wear a sweater over the skirt one has to have some semblance of a waist, reasonable curve in the heaps and pretty long legs. I also was under impression that this look is not recommended for short women, or should be worn with trousers rather than a skirt. Please correct me if I am wrong, but Megs probably looks worse with sweater over with that potato body, poor girl.
SwampWoman said…
Hikari said: After I got to know more about Meghan's climb to the ultimate in society families, and seeing/hearing her unravel her own fibs with her words and actions, I thought that Harry must have been heavily pressurized to put a ring on his erstwhile booty callee owing to blackmail on her part--she was pregnant and/or she threatened to out him as gay or engaged in criminal activity on a level with Uncle Andrew . . .or worse. I thought, what could be the absolute *worst* case scenario for Harry and his family? Not that he'd gotten one of his girlfriends preggers . . it's not like that hasn't happened before in his family. The family has already proven it can make compromising photos of drug paraphenalia and naked women disappear. The worst scenario I could devise is that that Harry was somehow involved in a sex game gone wrong, maybe in a threeway with Meg, and another girl (or boy) died. A Duchess title, the price of MM's silence. She and Markus A. are all tied up with Epstein & G. Maxwell and all the other toxic luminati of the sordid celebrity sex world.

The Family might accept her, however grudgingly, to avoid having one of their own implicated in a murder inquiry. Nothing else seems serious enough as an inducement to blackmail for them to be unable to paper it over.

All speculation on my part, of course. The alternative is that Haz insisted on marrying her in order to supercede his brother in the celebrity sweepstakes and to really stick it to his family. The more the decry her suitability, the harder he clings to her. Turns out that Meghan is not the only person in this marriage who rails against 'rules'.

I think something a bit more than her racial heritage is protecting Meg from the ultimate censure of being kicked to the curb. Not 'backers' in the sense that Skippy means backers--these 'backers' are not political . . but they are dirty, dirty, dirty, and Meg is their poster girl. This marriage was arranged, and Haz agreed to it. What Meg is getting, or thought she was getting out of it, we have seen. Harry remains the Dark Pale Horse in all of this. Perhaps he wishes for a time machine to go back to May 2016 so he could un-meet her and keep it that way. Or maybe he thinks he's got Dragon Blood and He's Winning!!!

Delusional, the pair of them.


This is something that I've thought about (the reasons why) and, FWIW, I agree. I personally think that somebody has something on him. Maybe the gay rumors are true. Maybe he was involved in a drunken accident with a fatality that was covered up and somebody found out. Maybe somebody took the fall for drugs and it should have been him. Or conversely he could just be a jealous bitch that hates his grandparents, dad, and brother and sister in law for making him feel inadequate, but if he is/was, it didn't show up until she arrived.
MustySyphone said…
@tatty: I can't change constitutional law, nor can your wishful thinking. "Of the body" most definitely means having come forth from the royal female . Your argument about male is exactly why I pointed out--a child out of wedlock would be of the male but not able to be given an aristocratic title. Think about how telling no title really is in this case. I don't really consider the Queen's speech an override of the law. My take is that Archie is of surrogate. Listing him as 7th in line is easier to just let it slide as the chances of his taking the throne are very remote. Less damage than if the fake prenancy -- and insultingly misleading the public -- were to come to light, taking Harry with it . If it ever happened he was very close to the throne, I'm guessing someone would step in and say "ah, no".
NeutralObserver said…
FWIW, would Harry being gay be a problem for the RF in this day & age? Didn't some aristocrat leave his wife to marry his boyfriend in the last few years? He may have been a relative of the late Duke of Westminster, or someone of that ilk. I doubt the RF has problems with people being gay, & my guess is the public wouldn't be too perturbed either. We've got a gay man running for president here in the US, I doubt he's the first.
Mimi said…
could Harry have told her that he knows(and has known for quite some time) who his real father is? Might her leaking that information impact the RF?
Hikari said…
@Swampwoman,

I have just come from Skippy’s page to see what she had to say about today’s special going on. I wouldn’t say she’s crazy. I used the word unhinged In regards to this one particularly tenacious belief of hers about Harry’s role in his marriage. That was probably too pejorative and I retract it. Skippy is American, I believe. But you were unlikely to find a more intensely devoted royalist than she on the other side of the Atlantic. I understand that her feelings come from a warm regard for Harry and believing resolutely the best of him, even in the face of his increasingly quizzical behavior. As recently as October 2018 I was Also Sympathetic to Harry, Involved in this marriage which increasingly seemed to be Nothing like what he had signed up for. Now I am not so sure That he didn’t willingly sign up for whatever this is.

As is her wont, Skippy describes today’s events, and the many photos of Harry looking Completely fed up and miserable as “Hairy bravely falling on his sword to protect his family.” Those are her precise words. She and I viewed a different event today, but she is absolutely consistent in her loyalty to Harry. The problem is I see it is that now loyalty to Harry and loyalty to the royal family cannot really coexist, because by his own admission Harry is on his own path now. In order to reconcile Harry’s behavior and statements With her own believe that Harry is prioritizing his family’s well-being and that everything is hunky-dory between he and they behind the scenes, She creates an elaborate narrative where Harry is essentially a mole in his own marriage, Only pretending to go along with Megan schemes, but actually running back to his family to report on her and taking his marching orders from them, disdaining them in public for a greater cause, which is taking her down and out. Except that he married her in the first place and brought all these problems into the family, so I’m not sure how he can be at once instigator and Savior from his own Screw ups. According to Skippy, Harry enjoyed putting and crackers and chestnuts roasting over the open fire in the bosom of his family for Christmas but they just did a really really really good job of hiding him.

I wish I could believe along with her that Harry’s first loyalty is to his family and his position. It’s wishful thinking based on the evidence we have. Harry still appears with her because he wants the attention. Otherwise, he would refuse to go along with her games And would still see his family without her, even if an actual divorce is going to take years to obtain. The queen did not send Harry to Canada house today, so to call his presence there a dutiful grandson Doing his sovereign’s bidding to protect the family Is especially gymnastic of her. But I will refrain from using unhinged.
Unknown said…
@MustySyphone @KayeC Looks like Australia didn’t agree much with H&M when they went. Perhaps those awful stories of what happened were true? It’s like reading a magazine when it comes to understanding the Sussexes.
CatEyes said…
Skippy is canadian
Fedde said…
Re: "of the body"

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't believe there is a definition of this that explicitly states it means something along the lines of having come forth of the female spouse's womb.

Of course that is what it implies as it dates back quite a few generations, before science developed to the degree that DNA was understood and could be tested to (dis)prove genetic relations. However, one could argue that using a surrogate to carry, grow and birth a baby that is the genetic offspring of the royal (married) couple, is still "of the body". As in, the ovum and sperm that created said baby came from the royal couple ("of the body").

Such a royal child might be more "of the body" than some "royal" children in the past who may have been birthed by the female royal and whose births were witnessed by royal doctors, but whose royal fathers were not scientifically proven to be genetically related to the child.

Just saying...
Button said…
@ CatEyes
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Canadian. :-)
Bravura said…
@Dallas Alice - Regarding my avocado, heck no! They were 5 for $5 at Fred Meyers/Fry's. Have you seen how expensive organic conflict-free GMO free vaccine free avocados are nowadays? Pfft. Ain't nobody got time for that! I'll take my cheap avocados and non-vegan paint any day ;)

@Hikari - Ding!Ding!Ding! No Botox while preggers is *right* on the money! No botulism for you while preggers for sure! I love when smart people "get it" :D

My take on Skippy is that she has a good heart and her loyalties are to HRM and the RF. I do believe that she is clutching at straws with the bit about Harry being oblivious to everything; I truly believe he's well-versed on what's going and actively participating at this point. After Trooping the Colours, it was made pretty clearly to me that a line in the sand was drawn and he took her side. Just my thoughts though. I do think Skippy has some interesting perspective and thoughts but as a whole, it's not reliable. Just like with Toronto Papers and Drip Drop, I take it all with a grain of salt. I do like her cute animal pictures though and the sections regarding the royal jewels, history, etc. :)

Then again I'm easily swayed by animal pictures so that's probably why I keep going back.
Bravura said…
I think we can all agree that Skippy's SpongeMeg thing is a bit annoying. ;)
Hikari said…
Neutral,

I don’t think being gay would be that big a problem for Harry in this day and age. Sense it is no longer necessary that he procreate to secure the crown, I think he had the freedom to be openly gay, and he probably would’ve been heralded for it As the brave rainbow warrior within the staid institution of the royal family. His grandparents and maybe his dad might’ve had a hard time with it, but I can’t help wondering if Williams remarks about being perfectly content if his children were gay as something of a coded message to his brother Rather than any suggestion that George might be gay. Harriet also no stranger to bad press for using drugs and getting involved in other less than well considered public debacles. So his sexuality Or dabbling in drugs, or even an illegitimate child on the way or not sufficient things to compel the entire royal family to go along with this marriage if harry were being coerced....Unless it’s homicide, or Harry was deeply involved in the same activities that brought down uncle Andrew. With the sleazy Soho house bunch all over this marriage and their current circle of friends so called, I just remain very suspicious That’s something very down and very dirty transpired to get Megan to the altar as a princess of the United Kingdom.
Hikari said…
Harry is, not Harriet! Though the way he defers to her and seems to have lost anything Resembling cojones Maybe Harriet is apt after all.
Girl with a Hat said…
the Sun reports that Harry and Meghan ready to move to Canada for significant portion of 2020

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10693487/prince-harry-meghan-move-to-canada/
KitKatKisses said…
Hikari wrote: "I wish I could believe along with her that Harry’s first loyalty is to his family and his position. It’s wishful thinking based on the evidence we have. Harry still appears with her because he wants the attention. Otherwise, he would refuse to go along with her games And would still see his family without her, even if an actual divorce is going to take years to obtain. The queen did not send Harry to Canada house today, so to call his presence there a dutiful grandson Doing his sovereign’s bidding to protect the family Is especially gymnastic of her.

This is really well stated.

Skippy is Canadian and proud to be so.

I have really loved her blog and think her heart is in the right place for sure. She was one of the first to take on Mm and I applaud her for that.

But the mental gymnastics, as you so put it, to conclude that Harry is some brilliant undercover actor defy logic.

It is hard to reconcile the two extremes: that Harry has willingly split from William and Catherine and even Charles to align himself with Meghan, that he does often cling to her in public, that he has presented a baby to the world as their own,
that he appears in her Vogue issue and seems to collude with her with other schemes and plans, his angry outbursts about how she is treated (insert eye roll)..:

All of these actions do not appear to be from someone in anything other than a true committed partnership.

At the same time, these actions do not seem to correlate with some of his other behaviors: the way he frequently looks annoyed and irritated and tense around her, and relaxed without her; the alcohol and/or drug use; his unkempt and indeed unhealthy appearance that has continued to worsen; the weirdness surrounding around Archie, whoever he is; his extreme air of unhappiness; his casual remarks such as "is it mine"?; the way they sometime seem to have a power struggle going on; needing to "take a break" from the RF and duties, and many more examples.

Do they live at Frogmore? If he loves her and they are committed, then why don't they live where they say they live? If he wants out, why continue the charade?
Sarah said…
Any chance she went out looking a mess on purpose so she could point at bad ‘racist’ publicity as an excuse to leave the U.K.?
CookieShark said…
Now it appears that a "they'll live in Canada" story is being floated, at least this appears to be the case on Twitter.

I guess I don't understand, but MM marries into the RF, and in less than 5 years there are stories of moving to Africa, then to Canada? This is after very expensive remodeling is done to Frogville. Massive spending on wardrobe. Vanity projects for Vogue and Smart Works, trips on private jets, luxury vacations. But just existing folks, not thriving.
KayeC said…
@Unknown, while I totally agree with your hilarious take on MM's figure, when I say "athletic build," I am speaking in design/tailoring terms. Her shoulders are broad, she has no waist, hips, or curves. Skinny, fat or in shape, typically people with this build tend to look like a teenage boy. Even though DoC is very in shape, she has a bust and waist (legs I would die for) and her height makes her a dream for dressing. MM could and should dress appropriately, she just doesn't seem to know how. Any size or shape can look good in clothes, it's all about fit and cut.
Girl with a Hat said…
this is a thread from the Sun reporter on twitter about them moving to Canada.

https://twitter.com/danwootton/status/1214668281191288833

My guess is that this is like the Doria coming for Christmas story - Meghan is putting it out there to see if it sticks.
SwampWoman said…
NeutralObserver, I'm sure the nobility has had more than one gay scion. It certainly wouldn't be worth the price of an unhappy marriage (to me) in this day and age, but plenty of people do (hide it).
CatEyes said…
@Bravura

>>>I think we can all agree that Skippy's SpongeMeg thing is a bit annoying. ;)<<<

No, I beg to differ. I find the SpongeMeg thing quite hilarious...and besides, it's not her creation but one of her fans that create the images. How many people here have talked about Megs body type, so caricature is an apt form of funny criticism,
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